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Because I have a following on here: IF YOU SEE ICE, YELL 'LA MIGRA' TO ALERT ANY SPANISH SPEAKERS THAT IMMIGRATION IS THERE
#la migra#ice#immigration#immigrants#united states#us cities#us citizenship#illegal immigration#legal immigration#legal immigrants#waste Ice's time#fuck trump
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Wouldn’t it be funny if Billy could only give powers to one person at a time, so the Vasquez kids take turns being Captain Marvel Junior (as they still look like kids) and they make everyone thinks it’s one shape shifting child.
Reporter: Captain Marvel, who is this new protoge worth you?
Marvel: you’ve met Junior though?
Mary, who wanted to take over: yeah we talked last week.
Reporter: ah what
At first it’s just Mary and Freddy (mostly Freddy cause he’s really into being a superhero) so everyone thinks Captain Marvel Junior is a shape shifting gender fluid kid and Marvel is a supportive dad.
But then the other Vasquez’s join in the fun
Reporter: Captain, new protoge?
Eugene, in it for shots and giggles: Claire, it’s me, Junior
Reporter: … you’re Asian now?
Eugene: woooooowww
Marvel: that’s low even for you
Reportee: but I-
Eugene: Both Captain and I have lived lives of many genders, colours and have been in many cultures. And yet you shame me for feeling nostalgic and reverting to an ancient form of mine.
Reporter: I- w h a t
It’s sparks a lot of debate of cultural appropriation for shapeshifters in general, with a lot of people invoking Martian Manhunter, fae and other shapeshifters. So naturally Pedro steps up
Captain Marvel and Junior both volunteering at a homeless shelter.
Reporter: … junior?
Pedro: yes?
Reporter: what are you doing
Pedro, making an ancient Mexican recipe he got from the Library in the Rock: making a dish I learned a couple of centuries ago from my then family.
Reporter, really doesn’t want to get cancelled: ok
Naturally this takes a lot of coordination, and a lot of people test them by giving info to one kid, and different info to the other. Solomon sees right through them cause the divine group chat is connected to Billy and the chosen Junior. Things were starting to chill for a bit. Then Darla joined in.
Darla, visibly younger than the other forms: Hi :D
Reporter: why do you keep getting younger and younger???
Darla: :3
At this point the reporter is so done. Are you a child with a lightning emblem on you? You are Captain Marvel Junior. And it seems to work most of the time.
Billy: *gets deaged as Cap*
Reporter: oh junior! New form? This one looks closer to Cap!
Billy: I’m not Junior???
Reporter: *bluescreens*
Bonus:
In a Justice League Meeting
Flash: So is Junior like a mantle? If so why is it only one kid at a time?
Hal: yeah, what do the others do when you take one at a time?
Billy, an absolute troll at heart: what do you mean, it’s the one kid?
Superman: what???
Billy: yeah so Junior hasn’t settled into which form they like the best and switch it up. I think they like it better that way.
Martian Manhunter, troll n2: *nods along* finding ones main form is an important part of self discovery. On Mars, many like to alternate between forms as they could not be tied down to one.
JL: ah
Bonus 2:
Batman: *slowly puts away the ‘Not An Adoption Problem’ Support Group invite*
Bonus 3:
Dudley: please please please please
Billy, fed up: WHY
Dudley: it’ll be so funny.
Billy: you know what, fine!
Later Dudley is given some powers but decides to only let the Reporter see him.
Reporter: … Junior????
Dudley: no one will ever believe you *flies off*
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazamily#the Vasquez kids#Billy can only give powers one person at a time au#naturally everyone is going to be a little shit about it#so they alternate#I’m not sure if Rosa and Victor would join#maybe as a treat they could#giving fun twists to limits on abilities cause we deserve it#people are going to nerf Billy anyways#I’m looking at you DC#no joke guys I was about to go to sleep but then I thought of this and immediately got up to type this#my eyes legit flung open and kicked off the blanket but then tripped and hit my head#still writing this though cause I would have forgot it and it would have been a waste#so sorry if there’s some types#I’m going to get some ice now
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You doing ok?
hi
#i'm alive. simply being chewed upon by multiple things#work is more stressful than i'd like it to be. for instance i'm hoping that i submitted my time off notification for tomorrow correctly#because otherwise it might read as a no call no show and i would . like to continue having a job#now to be fair. i do have it on the system that i requested it at the beginning of the month and i emailed my supervisor about it last week#so even if i didn't submit it correctly i'm likely in the clear#but nonetheless. i also got a firm talking-to the other day and now i am on ✨thin ice✨ for dicking around too much#because they track ur idle time at my work (computer) and mine was Quite High so my supervisor was like man what the hell is this#but even though she was kind of baffled at me spending so much time dicking around#she couldn't even really be all that mad in the end because i'm still doing good numbers and have made no (zero) mistakes#so she was just like. it's kind of impressive that your numbers look this good when you literally have 50% idle time#so she goes imagine what you could do if you weren't wasting so much time#and yeah i can whip out some Really Good Numbrers when i put the effort in.#so the problem is not my numbers it's just that i'm not spending long enough doing my tasks for the day#but i don't want to drag out those tasks intentionally so i've just been upping my own standards/goals#as much as i hate giving any more of my brain power than is necessary to giant corporations#it's still easy to feel smug after you get Talked To and then immediately turn around and show off#like yeah i coulda been doing this good the whole time. literally pulling up by 20 points. i just didn't want to.#trying to keep everyone's expectations low but accidentally toed the line of um. not working enough to keep my job#...anyway. EAS national weather system issued a . hi#i haven't forgotten about all of you i'm just having trouble tracking all my shit that i got going on ✨ yaaaaaaay#im gonna post things on AO3 soon. i promise. my weakness is that i get sidetracked trying to unwind from work#...i know i said 'soon' last time. but this time for real#asks#not sexy#anonymous
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Alright so, I'm doing my "Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom Implied Canon Story Order" playthrough (if you want more details just go here) and I've just started The Champion's Ballad arc.
I'm fucking embarrassed.
Out of all the ways to die during the One-Hit Obliterator section it's like THAT?!
I'm not even mad cause that's 100% on me (and I find it very funny), but I don't think this has ever happened to me before in the past seven years of playing Breath of the Wild.
#I got careless#I didn't want to risk dying by accidentally touching the Ice Keese so I decided to throw a bomb at it instead#wouldn't have to waste arrows on it either#Good idea on paper#and it has worked in the past#except this ONE TIME!#I backflipped cause I didn't want to blow myself up either and I still died LMAO#tloz breath of the wild#loz breath of the wild#loz botw#tloz botw#the legend of zelda: breath of the wild#breath of the wild#botw#loz#tloz#legend of zelda#champion's ballad
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im tempted to learn the ninjago language instead of doing homework
#its probably a waste of time but it's fine#ice emperor#zane julien#ninjago zane#ns11#zane ninjago#autism :3#lego ninjago#ninjago
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can i ask why some hotd fans take the show as canon? or pick and choose? because we already know they changed shit up from the books. and the books are, to me, the only things that matter. that’s what came first. also i’m genuinely curious, because if we already know that f&b is told by the perspective of very unreliable narrators, why are we fighting so much? i don’t understand
#this is NOT an invitation to argue on my blog. if you don’t like this post scroll away. don’t waste your time on something you know you-#-don’t like.#i really am curious because i just don’t get it#i’m not trying to start anything regardless of what some may possibly think#why would we take the words of unreliable narrators so seriously if we KNOW they dramatize things#house of the dragon#team green#team black#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon targeryan#aegon the second#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones#fire and blood
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I may be a nerd but I wasn’t the one who baked cookies based on my current interests
That was all @existing-is-bothersome
(Even if was a attempt to prove they are superior to me in the kitchen)
#my thoughts on a page#the magnus archives#tma#the mechs#the mechanisms#not my art#I only melted bread ONE TIME#and sure I cried on the floor while shoveling icing into my mouth because I accidentally made too much and can’t waste food#but you still ate the brownies#and you liked them#also sorry the mechs cookie has a bit missing#that’s just how the cookie crumbles-#i’ll see myself out#Also thank you @jonnywaistcoat#for this insane pipeline of#gay horror podcast where if you squint there’s an office romcom in the background#to immortal space pirates that do sci-fi/steampunk reimaginings of folktales through alt folk rock.#truly a rabbit hole I was glad to go down
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I'm approaching the most terrifying part of the Exciting New Story Idea process: Writing it down.
#adventures in writing#maybe the best thing my inklings challenge experiences have taught me is that there are always more ideas#i don't have to pick one favorite story and then beat my head against it until i run out of time and pick something else in sheer panic#my favorite idea has reached the beating my head against it stage#once i started considering a fourth draft of the opening i recognized that i had entered the danger zone#which means it's time to step away and try something else#rather than wasting another week and a half at it#i can clear my head with a more straightforward idea#and then hopefully i'll be able to see a clear path with the original idea#instead of drowning in alternate possibilities#i do have a new idea that i love#but as per the above i worry it will lose all the magic the moment i try to jot down notes about it#my idea document was full of ideas that i loved at one point#but true to form when looking for an alternate idea i used none of them#and instead came up with a story sparked by the picture that happened to be the computer background at work#(though i did start by combining that picture with my idea for a story about someone trying to preserve the culture of a fallen/exiled land#(i just shifted it to a landscape i liked better than the antarctic ice land)#(and then as i added on more details the story shifted and has some nice layers to it)#(i've got a character type i've never written before so this could be fun if i can make it work)
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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#ic tweets#pokemon carmine#pokemon drayton#oc ; alysa#( i could so easily waste time in making these. need to have restraint )
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nobody talk to me tonight i had to go to hard pity for captain Ishmael and i'm livid
#limbus company#not binah#that's a lie people are free to talk to me#but i'm not joking about the livid part#i got two duplicate 000s amongst two others plus an EGO and none of them were captain ishmael#and this is coming from someone who doesn't have a lot of 000s#due to me only pulling on my top 4 sinners banners#ishmael i'm extremely disappointed. you're on thin ice#one more wrong move and i'll replace you.#i did have enough lunacy but what a waste#i'm going to have to spend a long while restocking#they better not come out with anything new for my favorites during that time#see you all later i have a ginger to murder#am i overreacting? absolutely but that's fine
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wip wednesday: going thru my corny arc
#OKAY im back#sorry! working overtime pre paris airshow#i think I’m going to focus on this 80k of wips right now—just get them posted by the end of the summer#but u can keep sending in prompts if u want#and maybe someday I’ll actually be brave/creative enough to finish an AU#1. the frankly inevitable sickfic#2. this shit is so fucking corny but i literally can’t resist it anymore i just want them to say it all the time#3. have been slowly realizing lately that I’ve been slacking on how much the uranium mission probably fucked mav up#4. he is afraid of getting old & dying all over again#top gun#top gun maverick#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#top gun fanfiction#there’s so much thematic meat to be unpacked with ice’s cancer & eventual death#and I am sacrificing that thematic meat for my own mental health.#so you’re getting my analysis of mav’s death instead because i simply refuse to engage with an unhealthy ice#i know it’s wasted thematic potential & im sorry but i like 😭😭😭😭😭😭 cannot do it#we all have our little neuroses and ice’s death is mine#sorry I’m still in my ‘italicize dialogue to suggest surreality’ phase#i can literally track the very concrete ways my writing style has changed over the course of writing this series it RULES#progress!!!!!
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" talking about people on the dash's breasts yet here you are, biggest of all ... "
"I support everything actually! Chests, curves, anything in a person is good!"
"But yeah, my pecs are in shape, thanks for noticing."
#facsimila#👑 | planning another mischief / ic#👑 | better not waste my time / asks#👑 | time to go sicko mode / mobile#[ head in hands screams ]#[ I be damned for giving him a dad bod with muscles in his an.thro verse... ]
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“As daughter of the Ice Tribe's leader, it is my duty to protect our people!”
Guess who is in the middle of a Fates hyperfixation revival.
Also guess who hates the maid archetype but at the same time loves an underdeveloped character who is a maid.
#fe14#fire emblem#fire emblem fanart#fire emblem fates#flora fire emblem#as much as I love fe14 I've always thought they did Flora and Felicia dirty by not develoing them more#they are political hostages! they were taken from their home and FORCED into servitude#it is such an interesting concept because their situation is at the same time so similar and so different from Kamui's!!!#but all of that was wasted in favor of character tropes and fanservice#at least with Flora they explored the situation a bit more#but Felicia?#lmao#she's next btw. I already have the sketch#also#the ice fire and wind tribes had SO MUCH POTENTIAL in the worldbuilding but we know so little!!!#I mean#we can make up ideas and hcs about them ourselves BUT STILL!!#I wish I knew what the original concept was
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good morning . please leafs get rid of john klingberg and ryan reaves stat actually
#WASTE OF CAP SPACE AND ROSTER SPACE RN IM DYING#reaves an unplayable nhler idgaf if he makes ppl laugh#there are comedians out there who will take league min n dont get scored on every time they touch the ice#n klingberg just...... fekjdwkkddbPLEASE we need a real dman while we're down so many#lease. please#ill take marlies players over both of them rn like god#bertuzzi n domi arent getting caved in the way they are like i need them fucking gone now
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H o w t ' f d o I b e a t t h i s S T U P I D l e v el
#i need another sapphire 5-star#thats my first problem#UUUGGGGHHHSKSLJCHSLWPWP#love and deepspace#ice trial 120#FMFL. It already takes me 3+ trys just to get past the 1st stage becuase getting CONSTANTLY electrocuted apparently wastes a lot of time#and then i finally get to stage 2 and barely even come CLOSE with 6 level 80s. WHY?! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬#ash battle cries#im getting real pissed at this point. like wtf else am i supposed to do
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