#was get my drivers license

[culmaer]

so the last thing left on my list of things to do before I turn 30 is learn Bach's Brandenburg Concerto no. 2

as I mentioned yesterday, I am thoroughly aware that this is impossible and I'm at peace with that fact. except... I've now completed everything else on the list. and I still have a while before my birthday. and I'll be taking some extended time off work soon so I'll have time... perhaps I should just attempt it ? as a joke ? like, the goal doesn't specify I have to learn it well

I'll have to rent an oboe again but that's doable. I have a recorder and soprano trombone for the trumpet part. the real issue is the violin part. I don't think I've ever even touched a violin in my life much less made a sound on one, so what do I do about the violin part ?? I can't just leave it out

[spicyraeman]

this got outta hand

[squidsmeister]

dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

[all-0f-the-above]

Fiddleford goes to physical therapy for his posture when Ford and Stan head out on the sea for the first time. months pass. Tate nags at him to do his exercises, and Stan drags his twin away from the deck to get some rest every 16 hours.

by the time the Stans get back to Gravity Falls, it's winter and the ocean is no longer a pleasant place to adventure; their bones are old and don't handle the cold too well. Soos drives out to pick them up from the port.

Stan notes an unfamiliar form standing at the shack when they arrive, "Hey Soos, what's with the new guy?"

"He's not new, Stanley-" Ford is plastered to his window in the backseat and opens the door before the car's in park.

"Sixer! What's the deal?!"

Stan swings the car door wide open, about to give his idiot brother a piece of his mind on how to behave in front of little, impressionable, kids. When he rounds the hood of the car, he's greeted with an image he hasn't seen for a long while: Ford hugging someone. Not just any someone- judging by Tate's proximity and the notable absence of a small, bearded figure- it's McGucket.

Except the old man's now tall. Taller than Ford. As if his height wasn't enough, he also looks completely different: the beard's cut short and there's no hat covering his bald head. Now he resembles the roommate in the photos Ford brought onto the Stan O'War.

Tate's completely changed, too. Not physically, but you can tell from the way he stands close to McGucket and has a small smile on his face. He finally has his dad back.

Ford, he supposes, got someone back, too.

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will make sequels to this from Tate, Fidds, and Ford's POVs. not the exact same story, but different snapshots of the same transformations. follow the FiddlefordGetsPT tag if you want to get updates

this was originally just supposed to be a post about how Fiddleford was taller pre-Portal!Ford so like with physical therapy and better posture would he be taller again? how would Ford take it? yeah whoops it became this

[bleue-flora]

Wait... Dream was born on August 12, 1999 and Dream was arrested in the Disc Finale on January 20, 2021 soo... wait, wait, wait, that means he was only 21 when he was imprisoned for life in a small lava covered box!... Did I do that math right? 21?! Man was barely able to drink legally in the United States and they gave him a life sentence in a boiling cell with nothing but lava, raw potatoes, a clock, and some books?!... oh my god...

[puppyeared]

PUNK...!

heavily inspired by this edit by @tallytals

[linkerbell]

Heyyy! 😎 I’m trying to get back into posting more…

So enjoy this genshin comic based of my voting experience last week! 😂

[onebizarrekai]

please send me good komaeda luck for my fourth road test tomorrow. hopefully no buses or trucks driving 40 mph in a residential neighborhood will appear in the first 3 seconds this time. I might even get an instructor with a bearable personality if I'm super lucky

[bioethicists]

irt poverty/homelessness + alcohol use (esp with @butchfeygela‘s tags on my post)- people really underestimate the function that substance use/alcohol use can have for someone who is unhoused. being unhoused is boring, cold, painful, + lonely. substances can allow the 8 hours panhandling to get the $45 you need for a motel to fly by. alcohol reduces your perception of the cold + can knock you out whben you can’t sleep. substances can help you cope with the physical deterioration from malnutrition, constant stress, + sleeping outside. substances can provide social connection with others who you would otherwise not enjoy or help you cope with being alone.

not only that but- many unhoused people are stuck in a seemingly inescapable position. the pathway to financial stability or even housing is difficult or even impossible. in the wake of that hopelessness, the downsides of substance use start to seem insignificant. arrest? you’re getting arrested anyway for sleeping outside, peeing outside, standing in the wrong place, etc. physical danger? you’re already beat the fuck up, anyway, right? loss of relationships? you’ve lost most people already. inability to keep a job? nobody will hire you + you can’t stay employed, anyway, because you have no car + no shower.

perhaps for you or me, the cons of heroin use or binge drinking nightly greatly outweigh the pros. that isn’t the case for everyone. if we are really serious about ending overdose/addiction, we need to start looking at giving people lives worth recovering into instead of shaming them for their own hopelessness.

[qqueenofhades]

Where is that text post about procrastinating on a task for literal months only to find that it takes less than 10 minutes to complete and is so very easy. Because etc etc I am in this picture and I don't like it.

[d1tz]

If this is your driver, start praying

[virsancte]

late to the trend as always but i chained myself to cas until i finished everyone's timeskip designs so i did this in the meantime also got some timeskip characters out of the way. they are all very stable and normal. i promise

[acekindaneat]

some wawa art from twt :]

[jumalanpelko]

Finnish countryside!! Or at least it is inspired by it!

[littleguy-pi]

Pt 2

Also I think Sam is the only one of the fellowship hobbits that would both have his drivers license and be trusted to drive.

[dangerousbride]

Wait a minute, does Dante even have a drivers license? That hilarious the guy who kills demons for a living sitting taking a drivers test!

I like to think he does, but also I have a friend who's been driving for literal years now and on january this year we were heading to a restaurant and she suddenly announced "oh! I have a drivers license now by the way! no need to worry anymore 🥰" and I believe he would totally drive without one too lmaooo

Nah but seriously he does drive cars and bikes fr btw:

I see a lot of people saying he'd crash the car and stuff but the one who's bad at driving is Leon, not Dante!!! 😭😂