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cillyscribbles · 9 months ago

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my 0.3l bootleg mojito energy drink i found in the back of my landlord's fridge: never back down never what me, sobbing over the keyboard as i edit a fic: never give up 0.3l: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT !!!! me, crying harder: nEvEr giⱽᴱ ᵘᴾ

#why is hnoc so embarrassing to write for like ive never even seen a cowboy im sure theyd understand its not like johnnys attempt at southern #was any good either

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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meanbossart · 4 months ago

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There, he got some new underwear.

#this one goes out to the fifteen or so asks I got about his terrible-not-good beige briefs #though I cannot many any promises about the lifespan of these ones either #art #du drow #astarion

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catsharky · 1 year ago

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Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

#totk spoilers #loz totk #sidlink #link x sidon #totk yona #totk link #totk sidon #tears of the kingdom #I love Yona I adore her design oh my god #If I were to create a Zelda-sona it'd basically just be her with different clothes so I'm contractually obligated to love her #But Nintendo trying to give Sidon a case of the not-gays with her is hilarious #The man greets his fiancée like a coworker and then turns around to explode with adoration over Link in the same breath #This is either a Lavender Marriage or a case of 'every royal Zora finds Link irresistible'. I like both but prefer the former #Like. Yona meets Zelda once things are settled and gets all flustered and tongue tied #and neither Sidon or Link have any idea what's going on because they share 1 braincell #which is used exclusively for fighting really good #sharky art #zelda comic

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maxipad33 · 5 days ago

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in brazil we went hunting

it was hard finding time to draw while i was in korea but i finally finished this beast on the plane! max verstappen brazil 2024 you are so special to me

also feel free to use as a wallpaper!

alt versions under the cut

#took forever trying to figure out the crop so hopefully this one is good enough #also really hoping it looks ok #i was drawing in the dark to not disturb the people sitting next to me so i can’t tell if the colors make sense #also also half of this was drawn while drunk. so i REALLY have no idea if any of the lines make sense either LMAO #need the art version of no beta we die like ___ bc that’s me rn #anyways! hope ppl like it #mv33 #f1 #f1 fanart #max verstappen #mv1 #my art #max verstappen fanart #brazil gp 2024

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ruporas · 1 year ago

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sleepy crew (ID in alt)

#one piece #opfanart #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #tony tony chopper #my eepers that eep ... as per usual i love to draw my faves resting together #i like to imagine zoro and luffy has occasions where they nap together - not necessarily in Close proximity like this but #neither of them would mind it either way... the types to be able to knock out anywhere and in any circumstances #and chopper joins them - probably joins zoro first before luffy bc luffy is more of a busybody and chopper needs to get in his midday naps #and ofc the rest of the crew is there to bare witness and poke fun at zoro later for being such a good substitute bed #ruporas art

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umblrspectrum · 28 days ago

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i love this brand of image so much

#streamers locked the hell in crafting the goofiest stuff imaginable #its so funny i love it so much ive spent like a week just looking at these #lordy i need to practice expressions more often though i spent too long figuring out how to translate the look on my face to the drawing #didnt feel like drawing the crafting ui so i took it from a screenshot #bite me bozos i do what i want #Callback. Giggle #n is the only one i feel could pull this off #uzis too good j already has the entire wiki memorized and v just wouldnt try it #cyn would be too busy killing villagers with stone blocks to even care so thats a no go too #too lazy to google what minecraft chicken looks like either deal with it #art #murder drones #murder drones n #serial designation n #i have funnier stuff hopefully lined up i just have to get over my own perfectionism long enough for me to start any of it

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notthesaint · 4 months ago

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So I did perspective

#i want to improve art before opening commissions and doing a few asks #i am also did a job interview and got a good impression but the bad thing is that. they didnt got the shift i want aughh #its either they will give me a phone call or i am just going to do volunteer work or any job position that is open in my age #my art #hollow knight #hollow knight art #hollow knight fanart #hk #hk art #hk fanart #hk knight #hk little ghost #hollow knight little ghost

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aestheticallynotdeerlightful · 4 months ago

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Style swap- Invader Zim and Psychonauts

Cause I thought it would be fun and practice

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(Please do not use or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me first thank you <3)

#deersart #my art #this was just for fun #you probably won’t see much else of invader zim art from me #maybe #maybe gaz one day. depends on if I feel like it #definitely Psychonauts though #i spent several hours rambling about it to a friend the other day #that was a good day #psychonauts #psychonauts razputin #razputin aquato #invader zim dib #dib membrane #invader zim #I’ve never posted art for either of these fandoms before but these should be the right tags #let me know if I missed something though #i don’t know as much about IZ I’m new to it but if you have any questions for me about Psychonauts oh my god please ask me #or even just questions about this art I guess #did a lot of studies on the concept art and memory vault art so I’m satisfied with it #if I knew it wouldn’t drive me mad I would’ve loved to make a like- 3D model for dib #but I have restraint and nor do I have the time #was tempted though

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seawing-vibes · 10 days ago

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Happy post-Halloween :)!!! They’re making jack-o-lanterns <3

#wof #starflight #clay #sunny #tsunami #glory #or maybe now they’re just discarding them #either way I’ve imagined Tsunami has always had a hard time with any carving & intricate detail work - it never turns out how she wants it #to and just gets frustrated - so she has fun just beating the shit outta a pumpkin every year #Sunny is p good with carving small details & carving in general but doesnt find it Fun & has always liked the look of Tsunami’s chewed up #pumpkins so now the two just beat up their pumpkins Together <3 #the other three are supportive in their own ways about it #BUT YAAAY HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN EVERYPONY #one day ill finished some wof art head in hands . that comic about clay & kestrel will get finished one day #art #tideart

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 2 years ago

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#selfie bee #me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails #i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade #FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!!#did you have a lot of snow on christmas!#we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c:#do you have any plans for the new year?#i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun #this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ #I would also love to learn how to make a handstand #imagine if you could just make yourself upside down #but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either #but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ )#maybe I'll finally finish that website!#new years are good and fun #it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :)#who knows what this year will bring!#I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car #I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact #I wonder how he is doing today #since that moment I think about pheasants a lot #I knew they were real but I had never seen one #just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling #right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet #get dry soon pheasants!!#I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either #I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts #also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅#I've finished it and its really really bad #but I love it

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jude5bellingham · 7 months ago

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jude is so sure that when he calls he will get sent to voicemail, which is exactly how he ends up speechless when he hears your voice on the other line. his mouth opening and closing as his mind tries to find words that make an excuse as to why he was calling you at 2am on a friday night (clearly a little (lot) bit drunk).

"i didn't think you'd pick up..." he curses himself as he walks through the crowd, hand cupped over his mouth and phone in an attempt to amplify his voice to be heard by you, heading towards the front door of the club, excusing himself to get past the wall of people in front of him.

"why'd you think that?"

"it's late? i don't know..." he says as he waits for the bouncer to unclip the retractable belt blocking his way. he mouths a 'thank you' as he walks out of the club, and takes a few steps before settling against the wall.

"what's wrong jude?"

"i guess i just wanted to hear your voice." he brings his finger up to his mouth, biting away at a hangnail as he waits for a response. he takes a deep breath in as he hears a noise that sounds like you shifting around bed on the other side.

"sorry..." he cuts you off, or at least he imagines he does, apologizing for putting you in this situation. he imagines that you were in your nightly ritual of doom scrolling your social media of choice, and that this call had interuppted your nightly routine.

"for?"

"nothing? maybe everything?" he feels the corners of his lips turning up into a smile, he knows that you're not upset with him but he feels sorry for some reason. he shakes his head, shaking the silly unwarranted guilty feeling he's experiencing with it.

"jude?"

"yeah?"

"can you hear it?"

jude thinks for a second, his face still radiating heat from the drinks he had inside earlier, closing his eyes tightly as if that would help with his ability to concentrate.

"what?"

"i think i love you..."

he can hear the nervousness in your voice, bubbling up and coming out as a small huff of air best described as an attempted giggle.

"okay! anyways goodnight jude! get home safe! i've already texted trent to make sure you get home!"

he laughs as you rush to blurt everything out so quickly that he is unable to manage to get a word in before you hang up so quickly that if he didn't know you any better, he might've mistaken your embarrassment for regret.