#was NOTTT IT FOR HER

[cool-abed-filmz]

“who taught him how to drive micheal myers?”

- my mom watching Lisa Frankenstein with me on monday

[karizipan]

orv dump 5(?)

[snersona]

DAY 5: BIRTHDAY !!!

happy birthday scene queen stephanie brown xoxo

[swallowtail-ageha]

Tutorial on how to do "I didn't like Promised Consort Radahn so I am replacing him with [name]":

❌ Godwyn: Clashes with pre-established story and ending, Miquella already tried (Eclipse) and gave up (Golden Epithaph), Godwyn already was taken by Fortissax, he also already fucked (Godrick and ancestors descend from Godwyn), he also fucked WITH Fortissax (Basilisks, Draconian Tarnished, Godrick himself saying he descends from dragons)

✅ Malenia: Stunning, pre-established, codependent, her whole identity is following him no matter what he does good or bad, they both refer to each other very affectionately (cut content counts when it isn't contradictory), they are literally two sides of the same coin, their bond immortalized in a statue but not in the same way as with Godwyn, she was his motivation to start quest to make world better to begin with so it is a great conclusion

✅ Mohg: Twisted, weird, interesting, fucked up level of Stokholm and who knows what else, Mohg was victim of pain and neglect then corrupted by Formless Mother and passed that corruption onto Miquella, straight up took him down into his hell and Miquella didn't go without brainwashing him in return leaving them both mutually corrupt and mutually forcing this "love"

✅ Tarnished: Gives us one more option for marrying besides Ranni which is always flattering, makes our visit into Shadow Realm prophetic rather than just wanting to fuck around, Torrent ring thus would be a sneaky engagement ring, snatches us away from Old Order and Two Fingers, choice between betraying Trina or rejecting Miquella (and fighting him)

Honestly the girls are spoiling Godwyn's and Fortissax's mood 😔 We already had Fia do this ok fggghjgffjgb

Miquella can get an harem Any Day to me. Just add Saint Trina (the radagon to his marika!) and it's perfect. Godwyn's corpse can sit in the cuck chair i guess

[rmbunnie]

Not to be contrarian they'll grow to have a lovely bond but it kinda seems like Jinx was mainly upset at Isha protecting her from Vi in s2e3 because it stopped Vi from continuing to attempt killing her rather than out of any concern she had for Isha's safety

[beekeeper27]

may i have one humble nihachu please?

(if youre still doing requests, no worries if not)

Requests are open until the vote ends ✊

she has a fox :]

[dualcontrol]

@jessebutchman 's dude design who else cheered

[darlingod]

Jude in QoN: “Of course it was a trick” That’s what you said.

Cardan:

[storge]

What do you want? Hand You Fangyin over. Who is You Fangyin? I've never heard of her.

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) 1.37

[butchrindou]

when i don’t see ran in outfits like these when she’s out of that sweater i feel like popping a blood vessel. She would not wear frilly skirts and stuff that’s cropped she wants to look expensive!!!!

[bisupergirl]

can't help but feel so deeply annoyed/saddened whenever i see superwoman!lois . . . that should be KARAAAAAAAA

[evermoredeluxe]

(unusual rant) im so tired of people pretending that it’s abnormal to think that taylor supports travis outside of attending games. yes ofc i think she sits with him at home while he is obsessing over football and that she cares about his performance and achievements, ofc i think she’s there while he’s watching tapes and that she knows routes (see: him doing eras choreo with her), ofc i think she knows what golf tournament he’s at and how much he won and watched it, ofc i think she knows about funny lil things in his life because he shares them with her. it’s all normal. it’s normal to be involved in and support the life of your significant other!

[fungh0u1]

eeveryone says they love emo bitches until they meet one

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

[metalsestrogenpills]

sonic 3 end credits spoilers under the cut

if he comes anywhere near her i will end up on the news

[ammyandissunbesties4lyfe]

looking towards the sun