#warner hospital

[mcdanielsmarketing]

When Warner Hospital & Health Services in Clinton, Illinois asked for help with an ADA Compliance Audit and Compliance Strategy for their website, the McD Digital team was ready… read how we helped them with a professional ADA audit through our partnership with Be Accessible, Inc.

[thattscherry]

did my own october art challenge this year, mspaintober! heres all 31 drawings i did

[thankstothe]

just curious :)

[videomessiah]

Hospital Massacre (1982)

[happywebdesign]

Walker Warner

[darkmaga-returns]

Patients in U.S. hospitals were given COVID-19 vaccines without their knowledge or consent while under sedation.

Legal teams claim health care workers have confirmed the practice, calling it an “abominable covert act.”

A mother in the UK fights to stop a hospital from vaccinating her Down syndrome child under sedation against her will.

Medical journals propose administering vaccines during perioperative periods to boost compliance, raising ethical concerns.

Hospitals discarding medical ethics to increase vaccine uptake

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the medical and legal communities, hospitals across the United States are being accused of covertly administering COVID-19 vaccines to patients while they are under sedation. According to attorneys representing victims, this egregious practice bypasses informed consent and violates fundamental medical ethics. The allegations, brought forward by the Freedom Counsel, a legal group defending those affected by vaccine mandates, suggest that patients undergoing routine medical procedures were injected with experimental mRNA vaccines without their knowledge—a practice one lawyer described as an “abominable covert act.”

Warner Mendenhall, founder of the Freedom Counsel, stated on social media platform X that his team has verified multiple accounts of patients being vaccinated while under anesthesia. “Were you or a family member COVID vaxxed while under sedation? We are hearing stories of this abominable covert act,” Mendenhall wrote. He added that many patients would have no way of knowing they w

[dead-rabbit88]

Where Rachel was born

The historical side of the city (Image description under each image)

Downtown Rachel from the south.

At the bottom of the picture we see the back of the shopping mall and the commercial area, as well the old engine shed and the historic water tower.

The town hall with its large dome dominates the center of the picture. On the left edge of the picture are the fire department and the police station.

Behind it is the Townsquare with its commercial buildings. The Independence Inn (green building) stands out in the square. Right next to it is the Trinity Church of Male, Female and Diversity as well as the historic Rachel Society (black farm) and the community center. The SPI Hospital (the Hospital of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence) is located in the large white building at the top left of the picture.

View over Town Square. The Independence Inn, the Rachel Historic Community, The Community Center and some commercial buildings on the town square.

An overview of the historic site of Rachel, the city's founding site.

The Trinity Church of Male, Female and Diverity, the Independence Inn Tower, Rachel Farm, the Community Center as well as the Bell Café and the Warner Cinema

Oh, I think the bride is rehearsing for the big day with her bridesmaids. Let's not bother them any further.

What's happening here in the community center? Even the reporters from DVB and Devon24 are there! Does this perhaps have something to do with current events?

However, it is quiet in the Riverview park. The perfect place to enjoy hot summers.

A very special house in Rachel is Rachel's Farm. It is not only the oldest but also the first house in Rachel. The "de Rochel" family settled here in 1745 and laid the foundation stone for this city. Today it houses the Rachel historic museum and the city's historical society. A visit is an absolute must if you are ever in the city.

Finally, a look at the SPI Hospital. The Hospital of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (google it - you will be surprised) ;-)

Now really the last picture for today. A view from north to south over this beautiful city. Be kind to one another, send love out into the world and know that no matter who or what you are, you are always welcome and safe in Rachel. Greetings from the Dead Rabbit

[itsanerdlife]

Wicked Intentions 3

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Stark!Reader // (Seriously close) Steve Rogers x Reader // Clint Barton x Reader // T’Challa x Reader.

Warning: Violence. Language. Bullying. Girl Fights. Name Calling. Degrading Comments. Angst. Degrade of Woman (to a point). Criminal Life. Illegal Shit. Fights. Alpha Males. Stalking.

Characters: Peter Stark. Howie Stark. Bucky Barnes. Steve Rogers. Clint Barton. TC (T’Challa). Ben Reilly. Cledus Kasady (CK). Brock Rumlow. Gwen Stacy. Wanda Maximoff. Becca Barnes. Amore Lorelei. Kitty Pryde. Frank Castle. George Barnes. Joe Rogers. Winni Barnes. Pepper Stark. Wade Wilson. Eddie Brock. Warner Strucker. Barney Barton. Bobbi Morse. Pietro Maximoff. Logan.

A/N: This is a Bully Romance. High School setting. Mafia Family Life. Woman are on a lower level than males in their world. Just a heads up. This is the third installment of the series. Bad Intentions, Cruel Intentions, and Wicked Intentions.

Credit: Huge shout out to @ml7010 for all the help, pushing, hyping up, putting up with my changes midway through. If it wasn't for this peach, y'all never would have gotten this series or nearly as far as I am now.

Peter is yelling, hands cupped at his mouth.

Howie is on his feet, cheering.

Clint’s on the ring edge, calling out tips.

Steve’s staring down the opponent’s boyfriend.

Bucky watches her dodge right, hands up protecting her face. Her knee comes up, connecting with the girl’s side. She stoops, her first mistake. Y/N grabs the back of her head, her toes barely touching the ring mat, before her knee comes back up faster this time. Y/N slams the girl’s head down, meeting her knee. Shoving the girl back, into the ropes, when she stumbles from the knee to the face, Y/N winds up, throwing an absolute ruthless right hook to the jaw.

Her head snaps back, blood spraying, her body goes limp, hitting the mat with a thump.

The Ditch goes nuts, screaming from all sides. Cheering, celebrating, talking shit.

TC dips under the ropes, grabbing Y/N’s hand, holding it up, cheering just as loud.

When the Stark’s meet eyes. Howie and Peter are on their feet. Y/N bounces on her toes, all three at the same time, flex inward, with a loud “AHHHHH!” at one another.

“That’s our girl!” Becca is on her feet, screaming for her best friend.

He grins when his girl locks eyes with him. She grins, rolling her eyes at him.

They still went to The Ditch, sometimes TC worked the decks there. Mainly when Y/N wanted to beat on bitches for kicks. She was getting Becca into it now. Only Y/N’s now fighting top fighters from other areas, coming to see what she’s made of.

Sure she might be taking over the table, running her own mafia, and be the most feared thing in Saints high school, but she’s still the girl that needs a good fight to feel calm. Compromises were made between him and her when they started settling into life together. Like her training with Frankie and TC, after the battle for her, she never wants to be underprepared for another fight. He couldn’t blame her, encouraged her.

The memory of her in the hospital, damaged and broken, burned into his mind for life.

A tight feeling appeared in his chest, worrying about his baby sister taking over.

“Boss man?” She’s next to him, Clint cutting the tape off her hands. Steve, cleaning up the few cuts on her.

“The right hook, baby girl.” He shakes his head, smirking at her. “I’d say it’s blessed by Satan.” He chuckles, leaning into kiss her.

“But I am Satan.” She laughs against him, kissing him again.

“Don’t we know it.” Clint snorts.

“Unlikely to ever forget it.” Steve shakes his head.

“And if you do, I’ll remind you.” She sasses, like a snotty teenager.

“Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.” The two mutter at the same time, laughing.

“Ah.” Steve pauses.

“What?” He asks.

Steve scratches the back of his head. “Is that new or old?” He cut his eyes to her thigh and back away.

Fingerprints, on the outside of her thigh, a thumb print on the inside of her thighs.

“Old.” She grins in Steve’s face.

“Scarred for life.” Becca whines, walking away.

Clint looks down and back to her. “That’s hot.” He grins.

“Fuck yeah.” She laughs, they high five.

“Alright, enough of that.” He pushes Clint away, making him laugh.

-----

The house party loud and packed. The typical Friday night high school parties for them. He sat on the couch talking with the guys. “What’s the policy for fighting here?” Howie laughs, sipping from his beer bottle.

“Don’t. Why?” Steve smirks.

“Cause if Smalls sees that girl eye fucking Bucky, that policy won’t matter to her.” Peter laughs.

“Does any rule?” Bucky sighs.

They all laugh.

“Boss man.” She saunters up to them. Dark cut off shorts, a cut short red T-shirt, with a black sports bra underneath. Her ball cap turned backwards, dark hair in messy waves.

“Doll?” He smirks up at her when she comes to stop the side of the couch, he’s on.

She leans down, black fingernails tip his chin up towards her. Her eyes cut to the side and instead of kissing him as he thought. She licks him, from his jaw to his eyebrow. Staring down the girl watching him. She looks startled before she bumps into someone trying to get away.

“Much better.” She smiles pretty walking away.

Peter’s brow yanks down. Howie looks confused. Steve and Clint are unbothered.

“Did our baby sister,” Howie blinks.

“Lick you?” Peter’s eyelids flutter quickly.

“Yup.” Clint and Steve reply, throwing back shorts.

“What in the fuck?” Peter laughs.

“Not new.” Clint shakes his head, downing his beer.

TC is moving towards them, a look of worry on his face.

“What?” He puts his cup down.

“Pretty sure Eddie is across the street.” He jerks his thumb backwards.

They exchange a look between the five of them before jumping up and hurrying out of the house.

Indeed, on the other side of the road, sits Eddie parked, leaning against his car. He smirks at them, as they come to stand on the walkway of the house.

“Gwen get in the house.” Y/N’s voice hits his ears.

“Y/N.” Gwen sounds nervous.

“Wanda stay here.” Y/N orders, he can hear her coming up behind them. She cuts around him, walking down the path, they follow her. She stops on the edge of the curb.

Eddie flicks his eyes from her to Becca, standing next to her.

“Try it.” Y/N warns him.

Eddie smirks, cutting his eyes back to Y/N. They stare back at one another.

She stares him down, Buck looks from Eddie to Y/N, something dark and dangerous in her brown eyes.

It’s Eddie who blinks first, looking away. Suddenly he gets back into his car, leaving.

She turns on them, staring at each of them for a moment.

“Something you boys need to tell me?” Her brow lifts, Becca looks tense next to her.

“We don’t know what that was about.” He assures her.

She nods slowly. Cutting between them heading back towards her girls at the door. The six of them exchange a look, heading for her. She pauses, taking the cup from Gwen, she turns to them standing above them on the front stoop.

“You better swear on whatever god you believe in, Boss man; you didn’t lie to me.” She repeats the saying from the beginning, when they first started out and Ben Rielly and Sina were causing issues for them. The ice cold look in her eyes, makes his steps stop suddenly.

“I’ll make your life hell, James Barnes, you think before was rough, you haven’t seen shit yet.” She warns him. Turning, she steps into the house between her friends, walking away.

Fear creeps into his chest.

He swallows hard.

-------- Everything Peaches 12/8/22 @mo320 @ml7010 @kmc1989 @irepeldirt @joannie95 @nunu2888 @coley0823 @rileyloves5 @sexyvixen7 @duckestylez @abschaffer2 @drayshadow @shirukitsune @xoxabs88xox @carostar2020 @rosalynshields @destiel-artemis @hookslove1592 @CallSign-Vesta @royal-sunflower @iwillbeinmynest @bellamy-barnes @geeksareunique @happydeanpotter @fanfic-n-tabulous @steel-blue-eyess @mariekoukie6661 @wonderswrittings @bless-my-demons @notyourtypicalrose @lets-talk-about-xyz @loving-life-my-way @shinycupcakebaker @also-fangirlinsweden @stupendous-science @daughterofthenight117 @dandelionsmarkthegrave @physically-a-cheesecake @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked

Bucky 'Fuck Me Up' Barnes: @nickyl316h @jbbarnesgirl @lets-roggerthat @this-is-mycrisis @kaylaphantomhive

Series tags: @sebastians-love

[ncisladaily]

The Pitt is coming back for more rounds.

Max announced today that it has renewed the medical drama from John Wells Productions and Warner Bros. Television. Created by R. Scott Gemmill and starring Noah Wyle, the series follows Dr. Michael “Robby” Robinavitch’s (Wyle) 15-hour shift as the chief attendant in Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Hospital’s emergency room.

Each episode is one hour in Robby’s frenetic day. The season finale of the first, 15-episode season is set for April 10.

“It’s been a thrill to watch audiences embrace The Pitt as an update to procedural storytelling with a cast who authentically embody the heroics of doctors and nurses on shift in a 2025 emergency room, said Max Original Programming head Sarah Aubrey. “Our collaboration with John Wells, R. Scott Gemmill, Noah Wyle and Warner Bros. Television has been an incredibly rewarding experience, and we are excited to continue down this path with another season.”

“From its powerful stories to its realistic set and unique real-time format, The Pitt is truly a masterclass in storytelling — and it’s all due to the talented team of executive producers and crew, and the incredible ensemble cast who truly embody the pace and pressure of a hospital emergency department,” added WBTV Chairman Channing Dungey. “John, Noah, Scott and the team have so many more stories to tell, and we are thankful to our partners at Max for giving them the opportunity to do so.”

The cast includes Tracey Ifeachor (Dr. Collins), Patrick Ball (Dr. Langdon), Katherine LaNasa (Dana Evans), Supriya Ganesh (Dr. Mohan), Fiona Dourif (Dr. McKay), Taylor Dearden (Dr. King), Isa Briones (Dr. Santos), Gerran Howell (Whitaker), and Shabana Azeez (Javadi).

The Pitt is produced by John Wells Productions in association with Warner Bros. Television, where JWP is under an overall deal. Gemmill created the drama and executive produces the series alongside Wells, Wyle, Michael Hissrich, JWP’s Erin Jontow and Simran Baidwan.

[housemdfemslashfebruary]

Prompts/requests masterlist (House MD Femslash February)

This post will be updated up until the end of January. You can submit prompt/requests in a comment, in a message, through the 'ask' link, etc.

GENERAL/MULTI-FANDOM PROMPTS:

minifemslashfeb2025 (tag in #minifemslashfeb2025)

femtrope bingo (old resource)

'short & impactful' prompts from @creativepromptsforwriting (looked like it might suit this!)

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HOUSE MD PROMPTS (COULD APPLY TO ANY/VARIOUS PAIRINGS)

AU - ducklings working together in different combinations

comforting/drinking after House has been House

virus going around the hospital turning everyone queer

sick + being treated by the diagnostics team

med school AU

cuddy is having trouble bonding with the new baby and it's not only wilson who tries to help

cuddy needs someone to babysit rachel for a day

ladies night

person A invites person(s) B (C, D...) to an all-female retreat/hiking trip/etc

The L Word au/crossover

Julie Wilson's affair is with one of the women of PPTH

more content to come - please suggest/request!

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HOUSE MD PROMPTS (SPECIFIC PAIRINGS)

(please feel free to add other pairings/trios etc!)

Lisa Cuddy x Stacy Warner

Lisa Cuddy x Allison Cameron

Lisa Cuddy x Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley

Allison Cameron x Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley

Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley x Amber Volakis

other parings

threesomes + beyond [link to come]

[lucatheskydiamon]

Selina vs Talia

It was never a fair fight...

DC and Warner are never on the side of the Al-Ghul.

To start with, why do people prefer Selina over Talia? And a lot of that starts with the animation and movies, which DC and Wbros gave us, about both, fun adaptations, great, adventures, romance with Selina, but with Talia? What do they give us, a crazy jealous woman from a mental hospital who kills? You know, Talia wanted to be a doctor, she wanted to save lives....

But what adaptations do we have about her? A femfatal obsessed with her ex, she was never like that, Talia left Bruce...

I think DC and Warner owe us a really good adaptation of Talia, or like Disney currently does (Maleficent or Cruella) the point of view of the antagonist, Talia is the villain of a badly told story.

To finish, I don't hate (at least I do) Selina.

I see both of them as the two loving pillars of Batman.

But thinking coldly it was never a fair confrontation, taking into account that many do not read comics and others only stay with the adaptations.

[citizenscreen]

Hollywood Black Friday:

A 7-month strike by Hollywood set decorators turned into a riot outside Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank #OnThisDay in 1945. Strikers confronted scabs and police officers. 40 people were injured some hospitalized.

[boasamishipper]

notes from the nnc s3e1 taping

so back in july hannah @bornforastorm and i went to the taping of the new night court season 3 premiere!!! to the best of my memory, here's what went down:

[spoilers below the cut]

pre show:

taping was on stage 10 of the warner bros lot

hannah and i got there early (as instructed) and were pretty much the only ones in attendance who had actually seen og night court (majority of ppl knew melissa rauch from big bang theory)

which is also wild to me by the way?? why would you go to a taping of a show you have never watched??

anyway

we chatted with a very nice belgian lady and a nice australian couple who had been traveling across the country for the last few months (they gave us mini kangaroo pins)

we were not allowed to have our phones on us (alas) or i would have taken a million pictures

new night court set looks a lot more grimy in person?? which i was surprised by because on tv the show looks so much cleaner than the original did. guess that's due to lighting and whatever goes down in postproduction

hannah and i were one of the first ones in line to go into the studio (we all but shoved our way to the front) and got to sit in the second row

they had a magician named mark sweet who warmed the crowd up with very delightful magic tricks (iirc he was also the opening act for tbbt tapings which is how he got this gig)

from where hannah and i were sitting we had a great view of the courtroom set. abby's chambers set and the cafeteria set and the hospital set were more difficult to see

they played a Here's What Happened So Far On Night Court recap for us to which hannah and i were like [ron swanson voice] we know more than you

when larroquette came out for the curtain call opening my vision whited out and i screamed like a maniac

larroquette was very tall and waved cutely and did a peace sign and applauded for melissa and no one else

hannah and i were more insane about that old man than anyone in the whole studio audience

abby's dream sequence scene + julianne's arrival scene:

abby's dream sequence was filmed a previous day; we watched that on tv (it already had the laugh track added)

on the first take of this scene when julianne showed up larroquette did a classic Dan Fielding Yelp and Jumped and hid behind flobert and it was magical to see

this would continue for the rest of the night but on every single take larroquette did something different and it was equally hilarious every time. that man knows how to read a crowd

they told us straight up not to applaud when wendie malick came in as not to distract the actors (or something?? can't remember the reason but i knew she was going to be there so i was not surprised)

gurgslivia canon confirmed (gurgs changed clothes in front of her)

flobert in a wig boston legal reference!!!

when talking about the new prosecutor larroquette did a take where he made an explicit reference to the OG night court pilot (alas i did not write down what it was)

larroquette had to bend down so the makeup people could touch his face up and spritz his hair

larroquette does this little shimmy every time before he gets into character as dan and it's great

great is not a strong enough word actually. seeing him transform into dan fielding before my very eyes was a spiritual experience. i heard colors and smelled sounds.

actors who flubbed the most lines: wendie malick

actors having the most fun with different line readings: larroquette and lacretta and also gary anthony williams

abby's chambers scene:

alternate dan lines: ‘Juicy little mouse’ ‘Juicy little spring lamb’

alternate dan lines: ‘crocheting a shank’ with hand gesture

fantastic line reading: ‘macrame net’

alternate dan lines: ‘chicken feet’ ‘cat brains’ ‘wrestling alligators’ (then that again but in a more southern accent so it was like 'wrasslin gators')

the cheeto bag julianne was holding exploded on the first take but larroquette went with it like a pro

larroquette did extremely hilarious line readings of That’s A Lie every single time

again wendie malick flubbed a lot of lines but she was a champ and got through it

melissa rauch had a lot of fun with the physical comedy in this scene

hospital scene:

julia duffy had soooo much fun slapping melissa rauch

hannah and i SCREAMED when julia duffy implied harry was the father (which i predicted IN MARCH AHAHAHA)

literally i was CLUTCHING hannah's hand. we were losing it

the nice australian couple behind us: .......glad you two are......having fun

melissa rauch once again had fun with the physical comedy

final courtroom scene:

took the longest to film

solid line reading of ‘a scarf with metaphorical strings attached’

some lines were not working during this scene so the writers rewrote them on the spot (and they did not notice my attempt to subliminally get them to hire me for the writers room)

lacretta and nyambi had so much fun during the julianne 'reveal'

when gary anthony williams was dumping the flobert pics out of the bag on one take they got stuck and wouldn't come out and his reaction was very funny

misc:

taping was about four hours long and we were given pizza around the midpoint

saw larroquette chatting with wendie during the breaks very cutely

larroquette swore ‘god damn it’ when he flubbed a line (very rare, he was the best of everyone)

larroquette didn't mix much with the cast other than wendie and melissa

larroquette has a book that he carries his scripts in and it looks leather bound and has a ribbon he uses to mark pages (possibly he has this for every script??)

when larroquette reads dan’s lines while he's rehearsing, he reads them with dan’s scrunched up facial expressions and does dan’s mannerisms (dannerisms??)

phill lewis (director of the ep) came up to the audience at one point and asked if there were any fans of suite life and did the ‘no running in my lobby!!!’ line in moseby’s voice and i shrieked about it

melissa rauch also came up to the audience and said hello and she was very charming

ren bell dialogue coach is hot as fuck

dan rubin was apparently there but we couldn’t see him

larroquette left immediately after curtain call (he does his job gets that paycheck and goes home god bless)

larroquette looked sooooo good in that suit

they filmed some scenes the day before our taping (dream sequence + cafeteria scene) and added a laugh track to them?? but then played them for us so our laughs would be dubbed over the laugh track?? no clue how that works

from what we saw the writers seem to be all relatively young, 20s and 30s (we gotta get more older writers in there for john’s sake)

the best non larroquette actors are easily lacretta and gary anthony williams (who is so funny and needs to be a series regular asap)

wendie malick flubbed a lot of her lines but she is apparently new to filming in front of an audience and she seemed very charming and funny; there were vips in the audience who were friends of hers and she came up and said hi to them

speaking of vips the perks they get include getting to keep their phones on them, being more likely to win prizes from the opening act magician (more on that below), and getting to hang with the actors after the show

melissa rauch impressed me, i think she is really settling into this role and i am excited to see what she does with abby this season

after they had to stop a take bc someone flubbed a line larroquette said something bitchy-funny (‘this is what happens when you-‘) but we couldn’t hear the rest of it

larroquette was doing all the physical comedy his 76 year old self was willing to do and he was amazing

overall seems to be a tight crew and cast god bless

in between takes mark sweet the magician would entertain us and also offered us the chance to win night court merch in exchange for us doing silly things. and at one point mark sweet was giving away signed copies of the script to anyone who had a special talent. so i came up and he had someone from the front row be my assistant. so i said to my assistant okay close your eyes. now reach your left hand out and grab the folder with the scripts out of mark sweet's hand.

i was shameless and got what i wanted :)

anyway overall incredible experience. i came out of there beaming like the joker and with enough energy to pick up a car and throw it five hundred yards. were it not for the laws of this land (aka me living in wisconsin) i would go to tapings every single week.

[madlori]

Trying my hand at this Apollo thing

Putting my predictions for 7x07-7x10 here just so I have a record so I can look back later and see if I was right.

We're gonna get a time skip at some point, a couple of months or even more. Possibly before the next episode (Maddie has a new haircut in the trailer and Chim looks all healed up). I think they want the two in-progress relationships (Eddie and Marisol, and Buck and Tommy) to be further along for...reasons.

The character from Bobby's past is either his brother, or the character played by Malcoln-Jamal Warner (Brad, according to IMDB), or both. Brad is someone who suffered because of the apartment fire that killed Bobby's family but he does not let them know that yet because he is there for REVENGE. Bobby thinks he's just dealing with his brother. Family history is drug up.

SOMETHING goes down with the Diaz family. Best bet? Abuela's health. This causes something of a crisis in Eddie's relationship. Another possibility: Chris has a CP-related medical crisis. This causes the will to be brought up (this is supported by reports that Oliver filmed with all the Diaz family members including Helena and Ramon). This might also cause something of a crisis in Eddie's relationship.

The Helicopter Chaos Squad, all five of them, are awarded medals (we've seen BTS of this ceremony and LFJR wearing a medal and a dress uniform, plus Eddie, Hen and Chim also in dress uniform). Bobby is proud and bestows the medals on them.

We see more hints that Buck is considering moving as the loft is getting too expensive. We've already seen a few.

Brad is plotting Revenge when he figures out who Bobby is. He stalks him and sees how close he is to his fire family. He is bitter that Bobby is still a firefighter.

There's a gathering at Buck's place, maybe post-medal ceremony? Most of the fam is there. Brad torches the building and they are all trapped. Bobby is able to, this time, save his family and get closure from the previous fire. But he gets, like, smoke inhalation hence hospital gown.

Whoops, Buck has no place to live, good thing he currently has a boyfriend and look at that, he's been established to have a significant house situation (with a lift and a muay thai gym), what a coinkidink. (I know people want him to move in with Eddie but like...where. He's gonna sleep on the couch for months?) He moves in with Tommy (I'd been predicting they'd do some end-of-season gesture of Increased Commitment) they possibly say "I love you" and we are all undone by it.

Eddie and Marisol break up because whatever. He and Buck have some heartfelt best friend scenes and we are all undone by them.

The body bag we've seen is Brad, who died in the fire he set, possibly in a confrontation with Bobby, probably by falling from a height in the best Disney villain tradition.

Abuela dies. We are all...well, you know.

[hawksheadcanonblog]

Headcanon - The Warners all have some undiagnosed conditions with only Wakko’s hypoglycemia being officially diagnosed by a doctor, but that was only after they had to be taken to a hospital. Yakko had to self-diagnose his lactose intolerance and many suspect Dot of having some sort of issue with her immune system.

[the-rat-child]

House of Ashes family headcanons: Jason edition

Was thinking about this post and now I want to talk about what I cooked up for the Kolcheks

Long post so strap in

Once again tagging @ctrvpani and now @cranberrybanjo bc I'm talking about my girl Piper

Trigger warnings: child death mention, cancer, suicide, substance abuse

OKAY OKAY SO. This one is FUN (horrible)

A little background

- Jason's family lived/lives on a ranch spanning five generations

- Specifically and important to me and me only they live in a town similar to Bastrop, Louisiana (and specifically in that state)

- A pretty typical family for the first 8 years of Jason's life

- Or so he thought

- His family believed there was a family curse, causing many more young deaths than normal

- Jason had four siblings

- His oldest sister, Ruby, drowned at 3 years old, way before he was born

- He doesn't know much about her

The rest of the family though...

Penelope B. Kolchek (née Warner)

Relationship (to Jason): Mother

Age: 30 (1953-1983)

Appearance: 5"8, dark brown shoulder-length hair, light brown eyes, button nose, downturned smile, thin but slightly bloated in the face, naturally rather tan but paled

Personality: While loving and able to put a smile on, she was deeply unsatisfied with life. She tried to hide depression from her family, turning to substances to supply her joy. She at least tried and succeeded to be present and positive with her kids. Definitely tamed from her wild childhood, but still somewhat unhinged.

Job: She was a housewife, but also helped out with the clerical side of running a ranch. She wanted to be a mathematician, but couldn't since she got pregnant early in life.

Misc info:

- Had a cocaine addiction

- Had a dedicated copy of The Stepford Wives to snort off of

- Considered the back patio her personal sanctuary

- Gave her kids sips of drinks if they'd ask, just because she knew they'd enjoy it

- Hung herself in her bedroom, causing Jason (11 at the time) to find her

- Played piano and loved to sew

Jackson H. Kolchek

Relationship: Father

Age: 43 (1945-1988)

Appearance: Stocky, 5"11, bright red hair, freckled, medium-length beard, pale, balding rapidly and losing muscle in his last few years

Personality: A family man, tried and true. Adored his kids and wife, even if he was rather stern with his household. Also kind of traditional, as he liked fishing and working on the ranch. He lost the spark after his wife died, a pack a week turning to a day. Sooner than later, his spark was extinguished fully by lung cancer (when Jason was 16).

Job: He worked on the ranch with the ranch hands, acting as a team leader.

Misc info:

- The reason Jason hates smoking

- Their relationship wasn't good, but it was understanding.

- He had a favorite and it was Piper (more on her below)

- He passed the ranch to her when he passed

- Used to be big on holidays before Penelope's death

- Let Piper be the weird tomboy she was

Malcolm R. Kolchek

Relationship: Older brother

Age: 14 (1966-1980)

Appearance: Spitting image of his father, other than being shorter due to being a child.

Personality: A withdrawn, shy but sweet guy interested in art and literature. His siblings brought out his energy and his mom sparked passion by sharing her love of art with him. He became more and more solitary in his teen years, until his younger siblings found him dead in a horse stall.

Misc info:

- started Jason's mental downfall unintentionally

- learned piano from his mom and loved reading due to her sharing classics with him

- talented with hair, would go so far as to do his sisters' hair

- 1.5 GPA energy

- Definitely would have won most affectionate for a high school superlative

Cara Jane "CJ" M. Irvin (née Kolchek)

Relationship: Oldest sister (notably not a good relationship)

Age: 33

Appearance: 5"7, short ginger hair with loose curls, freckles, slim with almost no curve, light gray eyes, broad shoulders

Personality: She seems like the typical Southern belle, hospitable and kind, but really isn't. She can be catty, rude, and bitter towards everything, deals with anger issues, and is stubborn at the worst of times. That's not to say there's nothing good, as she's resourceful, good at reading people and getting the truth out of someone, even if she sticks her nose where it doesn't belong.

Job: In some of my timelines she ends up with the ranch after Piper decides to retire from it, but otherwise she's a proofreader at a publishing firm.

Misc info:

- Married with a daughter

- Hates Jason and vice versa, she's just an asshole to him

- Despite that, named her daughter after Jason's late daughter

- Feels like the unfavorite in the family (and is)

- Racist.

- The only "girly" one of her siblings, which typically meant she looked the best/was the best dressed

(and of course we have to talk about my favorite)

Piper C. Kolchek

Relationship: Twin sister

Age: 30

Appearance: almost identical to Jason, other than slight differences

- height (5"8 (I hc Jason as around 5"6 idc what his canon height is)) - less upturned nose - higher cheekbones - smaller mouth - no freckles - bigger eyes - much darker hair - curvier, as she is a woman (who would have thought)

Personality: Her strength, physical and emotional, is what she's known best for. She's always tried supporting her family, and especially Jason through everything they've gone through. Because of that she doesn't take much seriously and tends to use humor to cope with anything thrown at her. Taking care of others is second nature to her, always being there for Jason and taking care of their dad in the last few years of his life. She can be curt, but is pretty open and a social butterfly. A downside of her lifestyle is completely neglecting herself at times, and not being the best to handle serious issues with care.

Job: Takes care of the ranch, but in some timelines passes it to her sister and pursues different careers.

Misc info:

- there's too much to talk about her bc she's the most developed of my sibling ocs

- is a felon

- uses the most interesting insults

- Older than Jason by like 10 minutes

- Their dad's favorite kid

- Used to fish, too busy as an adult

- Actively sabotages her looks by wearing men's clothes and not taking much care of herself

- also deals with anger issues, but they're more a manifestation of anxiety

- Knew Nick before Jason did and introduced the two

I joke in one of my fics that Jason's family history is like a fanfic writer making a too-tragic childhood but I feel like he's really superstitious and a "family curse" (history of undiagnosed mental illnesses) seems fitting. Like he's a haunted man who's somewhat given up, but WHY?

We see in the game that he's extremely resilient, but he seems like a broken down man when he talks about his life. Shit must have gone down.

I also hc that he had a kid right out of high school and she passed very shortly after being born, he seems like the type to get a girl pregnant in their teens, but family curse is cursed. Would also add to the fandom hc that Jason likes dads (cause he wants kids).

I mean, that scene where he opens up to Salim, some things had to have happened to him.

So this is my take on it.