#walter samson

[doyouknowmarvelcomiccharacter]

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

currently watching jupiter's legacy (definitelynotbecauseofbendaniels) and it's super cheesy and i keep guessing correctly on tropes (which are hilariously portrayed) but it's really fun and i like the daughter character and ben daniels so honestly that's a win-win

[heckcareoxytwit]

Rick Jones and Marlo Chandler prepare for their wedding by going on their night outs on separate parties. Marlo Chandler, along with her mother and Betty Ross, go for a girls night out on a Bachelorette Party with She-Hulk, Invisible Woman, Lyja the Skrull, Scarlet Witch and Crystal. Whereas Rick Jones has a bachelor night with Hulk, Captain America, Vision, Quicksilver, Doc Samson, Silver Surfer, Ben Grimm, Iron Man, War Machine, Namor and his old friends from the Teen Brigade.

In the veterans hall, Rick's bachelor party is in full swing. As the Hulk's allies and superheroes converse with each other, members of the Teen Brigade spike the punch. Suddenly, the party is crashed by a costumed woman calling herself the Ecdysiast, hired for the party. Captain America thinks he hired a magician, but is quickly horrified to discover that she is actually a stripper when she shows herself off to Rick. Hulk tells Captain America not to tell Betty about this, wondering what she would think about such objectification of the human body. However, the ladies have all gone to a male strip club where they are having a wild time. Suddenly, the party is crashed by some armed gunmen who have come to rob the patrons. Their mistake, however, is in choosing the night the club is full of female superheroes. Later that night, Rick's party quiets down for the screening of an adult film. After the Vision uses his powers to fix the projector, they are all in for a surprise when the woman in the film turns out to be Rick's bride-to-be.

Incredible Hulk v1 #417, 1994

Click on Keep Reading for the bonus picture which is the cover of this comic...

[doc--samson]

personally looking forward to the gender implosion that’s going to happen when charlene “canonical trans woman” mcgowan and walter/wanda “canonical trans woman that marvel forgets about” langkowski and leonard “certainly has interesting idea about what it means to be A Man” samson all get put in the same room together.

[chicka-dee-dee]

I have no idea how long they were like this but I love it.

[gammacousin]

Finding Skaar

Leonard Samson: “I seem to have misplaced my hulk.”

Emil Blonsky: “That’s alright! You can help yourself to one of mine! Now then! It has been 3 weeks since picking a fight with a hulk and destroying my last city, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.”

Titania: “You’re an inspiration to all of us!”

Emil Blonsky: “Alright then! Who’s next?”

Jennifer Walters: “Oh oh oh! Pick me! Pick me!”

Emil Blonsky: “Yes! The cheerleader up front!”

Jennifer Walters: “Woah!”

Emil Blonsky: “Come on up here.”

Jennifer Walters: “Uh, hi! My name is Jen.”

Group: “Hello Jen.”

Jennifer Walters: “Well uh…I don’t think I’ve ever actually wrecked a city.”

Group: *blinking* “That’s incredible!”

Emil Blonsky: *clapping* “Good on you mate!”

[pedroam-bang]

Mafia III: Faster, Baby! (2017)

[shadowwingtronix]

"Yesterday's" Comic> She-Hulk #1 (2005)

BW's "Yesterday's" Comic> She-Hulk #1 (2005)

If justice is supposed to be blind, does this mean she isn’t justice? She-Hulk #1 Marvel Comics (December, 2005) “Many Happy Returns” WRITER: Dan Slott PENCILER: Juan Bobillo INKER: Marcelo Sosa COLORIST: Dave Kemp LETTERER: Dave Sharpe ASSISTANT EDITORS: Aubrey Sitterson, Molly Lazer, and Andy Schmidt EDITOR: Tom Brevoort Continue reading Untitled

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

I think that’s the Punisher’s old partner, Microchip/Linus Lieberman.

I think I knew about all of these but the Two-Gun Kid.

Celebrating a merry beginning to the festival of lights to one and all with some cut-outs of some of my favorite Jewish Marvel heroes.  Happy Hanukkah!

[knight-a3]

Humanformers: Soundwave and fam

Soundwave: "Walt" Walter Saunders aka "Mr Sounders"

TFP Soundwave: Wade Saunders

Rumble and Frenzy: Rufus and Frankie(Franklin)

Ravage is a large black cat, Buzzsaw is a "pet" crow, and Ratbat is a pet rat(I couldn't justify a pet bat). Lazerbeak is TFP Soundwave's "pet" raven. The boys named all the animals. The birds are "pets" because I don't think it's legal to have them as pets.

More under the cut

These guys have become some of my favorites to play with in this silly Humanformers AU thing. Soundwave/Walt is so tired. He's a pretty chill guy, but he's got his weird cryptid younger brother (who lives in an underground bunker in the woods, wears a formal suit all the time, wears a weird mask, and hardly ever talks), then he's got his twin boys, who are a... handful. Don't ask who the mom is, I do not know. But they are actually his.

Walt is a musician streamer called MrSounders, but part of the appeal to his audience is the nonsense that happens in the background. Usually the twins do or say something insane. Like, they once decided to play "piñata" with their friend, Samson(OC), which consisted of tying up Samson and hitting him with a bat. They didn't mean it maliciously, they're just stupid. Walt stopped it before anyone got hurt.

Nobody is sure what Wade's deal is. He's got surveillance on the whole city, but why....?? And the suit???

[gawrkin]

I tried to search up the stories of King Arthur's and Guinevere's offspring and their final whereabouts, going off the list on Wikipedia.

Amr (Welsh): Killed by Arthur before Camlaan Loholt/Llacheu/Ilinot (Welsh + Vulgate): Renowned knight, died before Camlaan, killed by Kay after slaying a giant, or maybe died after being imprisoned by an enemy Gwydre (Welsh): Killed before Camlaan hunting Twrch Trwyth Duran (Welsh): Well-beloved by his parents, killed at Camlaan Moroie Mor/Merevie/Smerbe (Scottish): Abandoned by his parents in Scotland for being eccentric and hunchbacked, didn't participate in the Battle of Camlaan and lived out his life in peace Aristes (Norse sagas): Minor character, fate unknown Archfedd (Welsh): Minor character, fate unknown Samson the Fair: Talented knight, survived Camlaan and claimed land in Britain. Hilde (Norse sagas): Rejected a proposal from Dietrich Von Bern to marry the ambassador sent to welcome her, likely survived Camlaan Baddo (Spanish): Survived Camlaan and married Reccared of Iberia Adeluf (Petit Brut): Survived Camlaan and claimed land in Britain Melora (Irish): Became a knight to rescue her beloved, likely survived Camlaan Borre the Strong-Hearted (Morte d'Arthur): Son of Arthur and Lyzianor, probably was the one who died in the dungeon if Llacheu was killed by Kay Arthur le Petit (Post-Vulgate): Son of Arthur and the daughter of Tanas, trained by Tristan, killed by Lancelot's supporters shortly after Camlaan Cydfan (Welsh): Son of Arthur and Eleirch, fate unknown Morgan le Noir and Patrike le Rous (Petit Brut): Sons of Arthur and maybe Gloriana, survived Camlaan, claimed lands in Wales and Scotland respectively, killed by the sons of Adeluf Tom a Lincoln (Elizabethan literature): Son of Arthur and the Angelica of London, killed by his wife shortly before Camlaan Gyneth (Walter Scott): Daughter of Arthur and the fairy Guendolen, cursed to sleep for centuries, survived Camlaan, returned to fairyland alongside her husband after the curse is broken Arthur (Edwardian literature): Son of Lancelot and Guinevere, survived Camlaan, claimed land in Britain in addition to inheriting his biological father's realm Mordred (Welsh, Vulgate, and everything else): Arthur's nephew by his sister Morgause/Anna, becomes Arthur's son as well by the Vulgate, instigated the Battle of Camlaan and died there

So that's eight kids known to survive the fall of Camelot, with a few more likely survivors. Tom and Mordred both had children despite dying with or before Arthur. Samson, Adeluf, Arthur II, and Mordred's heirs all made bids to succeed Arthur's throne, while Baddo, Morgan le Noir, Patrike le Rous, and Tom's kids chilled out in their castles and watching things play out. Constantine must've had quite the work cut out for him trying to edge out all these challengers, and he ultimately got chewed out for murdering Mordred's children.

LOL, I already have a post covering the Children of Arthur

(Although, I haven't heard of this "Arthur" as Lancelot and Guinevere's child. I only knew of Florismarte and Andronia as LanceGwen bastards in Memorial das Proezas)

But generally for me, Loholt is the only known child who gets to be in Avalon with his dad (and maybe his mom too!). It's in Lanzelet.

The rest are bastards or, in the case of Adeluf, alternative canon.

[mcsquared789]

@geekyforever @urua @crimsonscloud And anyone else who is a big fan of the Incredible Hulk (2008), the related comics and/orhas read my AO3 rewrite of it 😊

So, I saw the Brave New World trailer just now! I am very excited for it — it looks really fun, good for Aussie summer — but there’s a a little wrinkle that I just need to know more about. That relates to Samuel Sterns who is teased in the trailer. The future of the MCU Uncut series involves, pretty much first in the idea pipeline, ‘The Indestructible Hulk’ which will feature a return of all the characters from my rewrite of Hulk (2008) in some way… and though I have some ideas for it, I still don’t really have anything solid to go on with. Especially with Samuel Sterns, who I still know very little about as a character and seems to be taking a very different direction from what I’ve been setting up. (And I wouldn’t be surprised if Betty showed up somewhere in the film too.)

I’m gonna need a lot of help to get the ideas needed for this fic… some of what I do want to have, without making it too stuffed of so many ideas, is Jennifer Walters, Nadia Dornova, the Roxxon Corporation, Leonard Samson as an ally, the fic to feature more mutated creatures (not exactly like Red Hulks…), Bruce Banner to set up a lab by the end and also for this fic to connect into Iron Man 3 which will take place afterward. All that in one fic — and now a film too, that I’m pretty sure is going to create a new canon that might contradict whatever I write. And I didn’t have very much to base off, anyway… so you can see why I’m a bit overwhelmed. 😂

I’m gonna need a lot of help and advice with figuring out this fic. As well as that, I also think I’ll need to see the direction this is going for the official MCU… which is why I might have to delay writing this fic until the film comes out. 😬 I’ll still have other standalone fics to work on, but this may delay the progress of the sequel in turn — but also give me the time I need to work it all out and make something really good (with your help, please, I’m begging you 🙏). The point of this post is would you be okay if I held off on writing it, and you also help me shape it for when I do get round to it?

Thank you so much for reading this in the meantime! - (M)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

I approve of this chain of thought.

Since I can’t find any great direct art, let’s settle for a costume swap

As far as space bound superweapons go, bombarding a planet with a hypercharged cloud of gamma rays brings the least pleasent images to mind at least. Action Comics 576

[doc--samson]

i’m going to get a little unhinged but i seriously need sasquatch in the new hulk series. samson or langkowski i don’t care but i need cryptid and i need it now

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYINGGGGGGG (in my brain).

phillip kennedy johnson i will pay you as many canadian dollars as is required to get leonard in here right now.

not that i would opposed to langkowski appearing either. neither of them have had really much to do since the body-swap which is. completely insane to me. wait actually can we get a book about these two please

[chicka-dee-dee]

I brushed my dogs too much and the hair became sentient

[gammacousin]

“Where’s the Fanfics?!”

“When are you updating?!”

See! Here’s the thing, I got distracted, had a thought, made it a joke via misquotes, and started writing my own Marvel version of Finding Nemo.

Finding Skaar