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as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post
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Crying thinking about all the pets throughout history who have been loved, and we continue to love them today.
Some other girl from hundreds of years ago probably lay in bed thinking about how lucky she was to have a cat choosing to sleep with her just like I think that when I go to sleep.
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The Matriarch
Night furies are dragon eaters who hunt under cover of darkness or in storms. They live in family unit pods that are led by a singular dragon. This dragon here is the matriarch of her pod and also Toothless’ mother.
She only has sight in one eye, when she was a young dragon she ended up in a situation similar to Toothless. However for her, rather than bonding with the boy who captured her, he did try to kill her. This has led her to have great mistrust of people.
She takes great pride in her ability to take down other dragons with or without the help of her pod.
Though she was harsh on her son, she misses him greatly and hopes that one day he will find the pod again.
#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd fanart#httyd toothless#httyd 2#httyd 3#how to train your dragon rewrite#ok passively doing a httyd 3 rewrite because I don’t like a lot of it#I don’t like the dragons falling in love idk#there animals I want them to be animals and toothless having the light fury is weird I don’t like it#so instead they are like orcas#and the villain is the one who gave her the scar
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they're twelve
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments
#i love when teens are being annoying and silly#i do not like when they are being dicks#but honestly#most of the time the teens are more polite than the grown ass men
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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.
"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."
And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.
"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."
And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.
"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."
And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.
"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."
"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."
"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."
And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.
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#I would kill to know what he did for trump thtat is letting him do this#obvi his money helped buy him the election#but idk i feel like there is SOMETHING more that happened
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they're trying to make an example out of Luigi Mangione and Briana Boston on a massive scale. the punishments are extreme and over the top. the humiliation, dehuminanization and slander is in full force. it's nowhere near how the justice system and the media treat suspects of far more heinous crimes. we've been told for decades that mass shooters who slaughter dozens of innocent people are just loners who struggle with mental health. the message is clear: the lives of regular people are expendable and the murderers who take those lives are deserving of compassion. the lives of billionaires are precious and holy, those who even SPEAK about deposing them are deserving of the full force of the law: they want to put Briana Boston in prison for 15 years. those who have the balls to do it get laid bare to the world and treated as subhuman: we know from other inmates that Luigi's living conditions are horrible, the police have released pictures of him where he's clearly urinated on himself in a sick effort to humiliate him. guilty or not he's a hero for even enduring that treatment.
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*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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Inb4 they change the start of The Incredibles because he throttles his health exec boss
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Rip Howl Pendragon, you would’ve loved Korean skincare.
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luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.
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