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This face has eaten so much vomit.

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Forever jealous of people who can just decide they are done socializing and will either not talk or just leave. I wish I was brave enough. But alas.

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whenever rich people are good at something i dont care. yeah anyone would be that good with those resources. if you weren't, that would just be pathetic.

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

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unconditional full support for every person on Earth and throughout history that saw a Christian missionary and immediately killed them

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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

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Twins

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The siblings ❤️ from @redux-iterum

Ashpaw and Aspenpaw are definitely twins. I also tried to make Cloudpaw fluffy but a more dense fluff rather than the long thunderclan fur

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OMG apparently I'm not even shadowing today the guy is the manager I'm alone ok

This job is gonna be fine once I get used to it but holy fuck this is the weirdest training I've gotten. Both my shadow people have not been great and just tell me 'go here in 15 minutes' and I'm just

OK...

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This job is gonna be fine once I get used to it but holy fuck this is the weirdest training I've gotten. Both my shadow people have not been great and just tell me 'go here in 15 minutes' and I'm just

OK...

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It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.

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Happy November 5th to everyone who's celebrating!

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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I impulse bought a dollarama ladybug costume that does not fit Pangur and, in fact, made her very sad