#waiter x!

[muffininacup]

X come to help Axl!

Waiter Axl! would you like to be served by waiter Axl?

[sabbathbloodysabbeth]

Just waiter Steve who’s in tiny black shorts because Robin didn’t like how the pair she was assigned fit. So they swapped, Robin with the baggier basketball shorts and Steve with the short but reasonable pair. Both of them have ties and a button down, and some days even wear sunglasses for the bit.

Though one day while on the clock, Rockstar Eddie comes in. High off his ass. Comes off as a dick, so Steve and Robin double team him. One of them “accidently” trips the other into dumping soup all over him. Then when the other is trying to clean it up, the other is purposely charging Eddie for the soup (it’s not like he’ll notice) and the older gentleman who comes here every day gets a free meal.

Turns out the older man that comes in there every day is Wayne and he’s now sitting across from a soup covered Eddie laughing his ass off because he knows how the wonder twins work when a customer is an asshole. (It’s not the first time he’s received a free meal from them)

[seronefada]

DP xDC promp

Mr. Freeze freezes young waiter, young waiter freezes Mr. Freeze.

Mr. Freeze is out on rampage, he shots around with his freeze ray.

Danny is in College in Gotham and works part time as a waiter in a small coffee.

He hits Danny with his freezing ray.

He is frozen for a few seconds, then the ice broke.

"Now the coffee is cold you idiot!"

He got so angry that he just holds out his hand:"you want ice I give you ice!"

And then the waiter shots a gigantic freeze ray out of his hand and traps Mr. Freeze in an ice cube.

The he walks back in the kitchen to get the customer a new hot coffee.

[bananaminion678]

this scene got me feeling like a victorian man seeing an ankle 😔😔😔

(i need him to whimper in my ear like a needy bitch)

[b1mbodoll]

💌: listeninf to gentleman by gallant. thoughts occurred. enjoy

lee heeseung loves to eat pussy sorry u cant tell me otherwise

“eat you out for dinner like a gentleman” is so heeseung. nerd! heeseung that prefers to pleasure you, his glasses foggy n crooked on his pretty face n his mouth n chin all wet with your cum ..

nerd! heeseung that gets off on toying with your pretty little cunt, his nose rubbing your clit just right as his fingers fuck into your hole, pulling away to let out breathy moans because he thinks it’s so hot getting you all dumb; so hot that he cums in his pants n he hasn’t even touched his cock yet, too focused on drawing countless orgasms from you with his tongue n fingers

or.. idk hear me out: daddy heeseung. he’s so desperate to taste you he uses his tie to bind your hands n lays you on the dinner table, doesn’t bother pulling your panties off either, just pushes them to the side n tonguefucks your needy pussy.

you can feel his tongue deep inside n he digs his hands into your thighs, spreading your legs n keeping you pinned down so he can reach even deeper, moans into your cunt and presses kisses onto your sensitive clit.

makes you beg him to let you cum and if you get too stupid to ask for permission, he punishes you with quick, harsh slaps to your clit even as you whine out apologies of “sorry daddy” over and over again, tears streaking your sweet face. he nods along, a condescending pout on his lips as he rubs your poor clit with two fingers to “soothe” you before pressing down harder n forcing another orgasm from you.

you wanted to cum so badly, it’s only right that heeseung makes you cum for him even if you’re whining and sobbing because you’re so overstimulated

[bipolargreen]

Ok but for real…Crowley in that white uniform is the ultimate thirst 🥵🔥

[ourselvers]

i got mistaken for a kid at a restaurant and was given an activity book with crayons 😭

i'm having the time of my life though

[ghysry]

PLS MORE FIVE FICS!!! Something cute & sassy & not too serious 🥹 I need some fluff(-orsmutCOUGH) after what they did with five this season 😭😭💀

:3...

Tags: Oneshot, fluff/no angst, Five x Reader, Five(s) x Reader, Five rlly said "mitosis!", All is fluff, all is well, I'm not even going to try and explain how Reader got to the deli, DELI FIVES, Five's deli, For some reason I'm going insane

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"Which one of us?"

As soon as you stepped into the Deli all Fives sensed you immediately like a sixth sense

For some reason you are now getting forcefully seated on a booth seat and served your favorite food

All of them have this look on their face like they want to admire you from afar but can't stop themselves from blinking over to you and staring at you eat

You, in the universe you came from, never had a relationship with Five

Literally every version in this Deli has had a relationship with you

Some of them are a lot clingier than others, one Five tells you that in his timeline you died because of the commission and he would not let go of your ring finger for some reason

Too busy loving you right now to even care about fixing the apocalypse

Another Five blinks over to the side not already preoccupied with a Five and just stares at you like a Maniac

Brisket Five cooks you his best brisket while also screaming at everyone in the back because he doesn't want to fail you in brisket of all things

You're served your favorite food, favorite drink, and with a rough side of every version of Five calling you either "sweetheart" or "darling"

This is either heaven or hell

"I missed you." Coming from all sides paired with longing looks and little bumps of your body skin to skin with one Five to another

There's definitely a fight starting in the back because of you

Oh no

The Fives keep trying to claim dibs on you

This will not end well

Brisket Five wins by the way

[satoshy12]

Iceberg Lounge Danny

Because of bad PR, Oswald Cobblepot decided to put an advertisement in the newspaper to get new people to work for him. He once again worked legally, and that way, with new faces, it would look good. Most people were criminals or didn't last 1 day, with his visitors as they are rouges or Batman coming in!

+ Till one day a tiny child came in around 3'4 ft/101 cm; as it is Gotham, it was pretty normal for a child to search for a job. But the boy had Charisma that Oswald liked Danny pretty fast just by talking with him, and he played pretty well chess. Danny liked this man while he made him think of Uncle Vlad, but he was nicer??  + The PR idea worked! And that was how Oswald got his pinguin waiter—well,  more like Danny was dressed up in a pinguin onesie. And it worked like art!! +

People loved the tiny mascot of Iceberg Lounge! + Oswald was doing pretty well with that good PR, and his visitors liked the tiny child. + But all accept him; they won't let him return to the place he was before this. It was too dangerous for what he told them, and they could see it wasn't a lie or a story by a child. Who the hell wants to flay a child alive!

+

Danny was doing pretty well. Mr. Cobblepot was paying him pretty well, and the people were pretty nice too. He likes it in Iceberg Lounge, even if Oswald had to change that you only get alcohol around 10 p.m. when Danny is in bed!

[lukasspookas]

conspiracy theories

[thejoxaren]

They are a black cat/golden retriever boyfriend duo fr

[twinktor-frankenstein]

I hc that Ness does the same thing MatPat does when he's frustrated at a video game where he makes weird whining noises and climbs all over the place/hj

[pinkcdraws]

Abby knows exactly what’s going on she’s playing dumb

[hall0wedwyrm]

pspspsps securitywaiter enjoyers pspsps

I found out about this literally yesterday and I keep thinking about it... I'm kind of obsessed???? it's got that lovely silly charm to it that I enjoy

edit: yo look at this

[redd-byrd]

Remembered that Mike has a gym set in his room so I made this

Stronk

[reddean]

I am cringe but I am free