#waffles brain bits

[sockatoothewafflebird]

i'm aggressively reblogging positive and constructive posts about the election because i keep seeing so many people terrified for their lives and it's making me so so sad. it IS scary and your fear is valid. but pelasepleaseplease remember that NOTHING is set in stone until tomorrow or thursday or whenever they're done counting. by the end of this week we'll know, but for now take a break and give yourself a pat on the back for making it this far.

this is your reminder to take deep breaths, look away from your screen for thirty seconds, and stretch. remember that you're strong for being here through everything. it's okay to be scared but i promise no matter what we can make it through this.

[sockatoothewafflebird]

you have no clue how often i try this. how often i wonder how my mother would look in the eyes of my father, how a classmate would look in the eyes of their partner, how a stranger would look in the eyes of a secret admirer. it's a wonderful way to humanize, and and furthermore, be kind, to everyone you meet, i think.

[benevolenterrancy]

Do any NieYao (or general 3zun) shippers follow me? I've been tossing around the idea of a nieyao fic but I'm getting tripped up by timeline shit because good lord JGY's life is a nightmare... is there anyone who wouldn't mind either:

a) chatting with me about timeline/canon stuff to help me get sorted

b) sending me recs of their favourite nieyao fics 👀 for, uh, strictly research related purposes for sure for sure

[bueris]

okay maybe I should seriously reconsider my path in life and sell my soul to marketing or journalism instead

[sockatoothewafflebird]

I MADE A BINGO CARD FOR ME AND MY DAD TO USE!!!! ignore how many caitvi spaces there are, i'm a lesbian arcane enjoyer of course im obsessed with them

ummm just ignore the free space teehee... i had to come up with something okay (caitlyn my beloved)

ANYWAY IM TOO FUCKING HYPED I CAN FEEL MY SKIN CRAWLING WITH ANTICIPATION

[sockatoothewafflebird]

as a mint-chocolate ice cream enjoyer this kind of discourse always amuses me to no end. mint is used in a lot of toothpastes but it's entirely different from mint ice cream because it's mixed with completely different things. toothpaste has fluoride and chemicals and shit and mint ice cream is literally just ice cream with some mint in it.

no hate to mint haters but it does not taste like toothpaste you squeaky fucking door hinge. honestly they should make mint-chocolate toothpaste, that would taste amazing imo

(p.s. for anyone wondering btw, those olive garden mints are called Andes mints, and you can buy them by themselves in boxes and shit. you're welcome.)

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[cwarscars]

Hi! I'm a rando browsing through various FF7 tags and came across your page and WOW! I never seen a RP blog for Heidegger. Your writing and headcanons are fantastic! Sorry if this is out of the blue, but I just wanted to send a thumbs up your way and say thanks for giving Mr. Gya-ha-ha some love!

(( Aw anon thank you so much for this! I have been fawning over this man since the remake came out and loorrd knows I've probably put more time into writing him than I have more productive things lol

This is absolutely lovely and you should never apologise for doing such a sweet thing! Ive been a bit lost writing heid for a little whiles as I exhausted writing so many different avenues of his personality / headcanons that it's been a bit tough to find inspiration but this sort of ask is exactly the kind of thing that makes me wanna write him again.

This is so sweet of you and I'm very grateful that Mr gyahaha has / is getting more fans! 🥹🥹🥹🥹 ))

[sockatoothewafflebird]

i genuinely thing it's a problem that so many people misuse those terms. it makes me as an autistic person kind of frustrated- i'm not cluster b so i cannot speak from experience but actual definitions for aspd and npd and things in that arena exist. people actually have those disorders. we need to get that nasty taste out of our mouths and start calling people on the right things like "brain wigglers" or "eagle suckers" or dumb shit like that instead because 1) its funnier and 2) brain wiggler isnt an actual term with a clinical definition 🤗

"let's not be ableist!", "every mental illness should be respected" and "using slurs, especially ones that based on illnesses is wrong!" people after they call every abusive and evil person they met "narcissist", "psychopath" and "sociopath":😂👍

[the-acid-pear]

Why did my cooking dream get hijacked by my brain making a William Afton oc and au what was that about.

[bakudanma]

Being a former byloser is annoying cause I still feel inclined to defend them (and Mikhail) and when I see fanart or analysis from mutuals still part of the fandom I feel some semblance of joy but at the same time with the political views of a lot of the people behind st and the fandom being well for lack of better words a fandom it gets really confusing and awkward for my brain to process

[sanpape]

Honestly I can't believe I'm saying this but I genuinely believe that opening up a waffle franchise would fix my mother.

[ajackofthecraftsandamasterofnone]

So I made 2 candles and a test scoopable. Didn't do nearly as much as I had planned/hoped :(

[peachesofteal]

peach I had this entire amazing dream about through me where mama and Simon were having a bath together and at first it was for si and mama was taking care of him but of course he couldn’t just have that and pulled her in to give her a massage and an orgasm it was so beautiful and sweet and I desperately need a massage but at least I had a dream everyone say thank you peach !

making your dreams more dreams I guess (I know you didn't ask for this sorry)

Simon Riley/female reader Through Me (The Flood) 18+ mdni sexual content

"I'm sorry." Your face is wet with tears, and Simon's stomach pitches as it always does when you're upset.

"It's okay honey," he tries to wipe them away, frantically sweeping his thumbs across your cheeks, "it's okay. It's not a big deal."

"I c-can't remember anything, I've never been like this. It's pregnancy brain." You bury your face in his chest, shoulders shaking, and wail. "I'm stupid!"

"You're not stupid." He was outside with Ry when you started yelling and cussing, smell of smoke wafting from the kitchen windows. You burnt dinner. Left it in the oven too long. By the time they made it inside, you had already tossed it in the trash and started sobbing. "It happens, it's okay."

It really was okay. He forced you to go lay down, made a frozen pizza and fed Ry.

"I'm sorry I'm so cranky." He cups your face.

"Mama, stop apologizing to me. I wouldn't care if you burnt the house down." He waffles. "As long as you weren't inside it, of course." You give him a small smile, a roll of your eyes.

"Christ Si, that's a little extreme."

"I know, C'mon." He dips his fingers in the water, ensuring it's the right temperature. It can't be too hot, but your doctor assured something in the 90s range was fine. "It's alright, sweetheart. It's alright." You rub your face, and relent, putting your hand in his as he guides you into the bath.

The tub was something you had put in after he bought the house. It's huge. Big enough the both of you can fit in it comfortably, deep enough you never see your knees or your belly. He shifts you forward, climbing in behind you and then pulls you back in between his legs and into his chest. "How's that?"

"It's good." You murmur, relaxing as he rubs your shoulders.

"I don't want you getting all stressed out about things like this," he kisses the side of your head, "it's not good for you or the baby. Alright?"

"Okay." You're still sniffling, and his heart aches a little bit.

But he knows how to fix it. 

He strokes his hand over your rounded belly, dipping under the water to push your thighs wide and trace his thumb up and down the seam of your folds, his lips on your neck. "If you're not gonna relax, I'm going to do it for you."

"Okay," you say breathlessly. He thumbs your clit, coaxing it, and you flex, back arching. You're much more sensitive now, going off like a bomb every time he touches you, coming on his dick so fast he sees stars every time.

He rubs your clit in methodical circles. Takes his time. Teases you slowly, enjoys the way your hips jerk, how you pant into his neck, whining.

"Simon."

"Does that feel good?" He smirks. He loves you like this. Whiny. Breathless. Falling apart in his arms. He loves you every way, but this is extra special.

"Y-yeah, please..."

"Please what?" He increases the speed, playing back and forth, sliding down to where you're pulsing for him and back up, rubbing the small, swollen nub. "Please make you come?" He presses hard, your back arches and you moan.

"Daddy-" your fingers dig into his knees. "Don't s-stop, don't-"

"Come for me, mama." You do, hard. It's always hard now, explosive, and he holds you steady even when your thighs snap shut around his forearm. "Good girl." His palm cups your belly, slowly moving over the rounded curve where the baby is. His baby, that he's having with you. Again. The baby that he gets to be here for, from the beginning. That gets to be a little sibling to the smartest, bravest little boy he knows.

He closes his eyes, swallowing the emotion surging in his heart.

"I love you." He kisses your temple, and you sigh.

"I love you too."

[xiaoluclair]

i'd like to take a moment to thank the lord for my lack of motivation to get out of bed, severe fear of being judged online, and general sense of humanity for preventing me from invading another person's privacy, stalking them to their home, and then announcing my presence loud and obnoxiously because i think i'm simply more than a splodge of cells without anything better to do than be annoying and entitled, amen.

[sockatoothewafflebird]

this should become a "draw your comfort characters and/or ocs here" trend imo. i might do this actually

There’s no emotions in my head at all it’s just the old men I like smashing buttons on a keyboard up there

[bueris]

the mould problem is back. lmao.