#voter art

[fernsnailz]

it's time... for the TEAM DARK FEST! 💥💥💥💥

me and @serpentineshine are hosting a little tournament to finally determine who the best Team Dark member is! this week there's gonna be goofs, bits, and even a special prize for the winner 👀

however, the most important prize of all is what awaits at the end of the festival! ...but that's a secret right now.

💥 cast your vote below! 💥

(oh also if anyone makes any propaganda for their fav character. tag me i wanna see)

video transcript below the cut! ⬇️

A blue announcement screen with scrolling text reads “SPECIAL FENSNAILZ ANNOUNCEMENT.” There’s a looping animation of Squeak the cat in the middle. It disappears, cutting to a shot of a studio space.

In the studio, SNAIL, SHINE, SQUEAK, and a VASH PLUSH all sit at a desk with a large CRT TV on it. Squeak and Vash are on top of the TV, and shelves with various items line the walls. Everyone seems to be unaware that the camera is rolling - Snail is reading the script, Shine is drinking from a mug, and Squeak is licking her butthole. Vash remains motionless.

Snail notices the camera zooming in, and throws away the script in a moment of panic. Shine and Squeak sit up to face the camera as well.

SNAIL: Coming at you pre-recorded, it’s Snail, Shine, and The Beasts!

SHINE: We’re here today to announce a special tournament we’re hosting: the TEAM DARK FEST!

SQUEAK: Eep!

VASH: weemp womp :]

SNAIL: You know ‘em, you love ‘em-

SHINE: Or hate them.

SNAIL: It’s all about TEAM DARK this week! Fellas, turn on that TV!

The camera cuts to a close-up of the TV as the screen flips on. Three shitty photos of each Team Dark member appear on the TV under the question “Who is the best member of Team Dark?” Every Team Dark member’s name is misspelled underneath the photos.

SHINE: Time for the ULTIMATE question: Who is the best Team Dark member?

SNAIL: Oof. We’re turning them against each other, huh? That’s dramatic.

SQUEAK: Meep! (HOLY SHIT)

The camera zooms out to a wide view of the studio, but zooms out much further than needed for a split second. For some reason, this is all being filmed on a green screen set, and the shelves behind the cast seem to be edited in. Not only that, but this studio is either widely over-staffed or widely under-staffed, because the boom mic is held by seven Chao stacked on top of each other. The camera zooms into a closeup of Snail before much of this information can be processed.

SNAIL: Well, it’s obviously Shadow. I told him if he won, I would get him ice cream after soccer practice!

The camera pans over to Shine.

SHINE: No way, vote for Rouge! She can carry like. Nineteen mountain lions. Give or take

The camera pans over to Squeak and Vash. Squeak points at a crude drawing of Omega that seems to say “VOTE OMEGA.” It is upside down. Vash holds a cute little sign that says “I <3 OMEGA” that he likely made himself.

SQUEAK + VASH: ?????????????? (we didn’t hire anyone to translate this part.)

Back in a wide shot, Snail and Shine stare blankly at Squeak and Vash. Squeak licks her butthole again. Vash is now Real. Someone off-screen sneezes very convincingly.

SHINE: This poll will run for ONE WEEK before we announce the winner! So little time…

SNAIL: Everyone make your vote count! The winner of this festival will have a special page in my… 

An image of a porcelain snail appears over a white background as an echo-y human voice says “SECRET UPCOMING PROJECT.”

VASH: bweep bwaa :] (Yay! Prizes!)

SHINE: The final verdict will be decided by Twitter AND Tumblr, so commit as much voter fraud as you please!

Squeak bites Vash and he screams. They both fall off the TV and make a surprising amount of noise. Snail and Shine stare in shock.

SNAIL: See you in seven days! And hey, if you want to participate… tag me in any propaganda you make to fight for your favorite Team Dark member!

Squeak and Vash explode.

[iersei]

Hey! Discovered this poll because of you, so I threw my vote in.

I have a soft spot for Amity getting to see Titan!Luz. Could I get that for the sketch?

[VOTE GLENN CLOSE IN THE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP -> GET A SKETCH REQUEST]

amity would have DIED if she saw titan luz, she was kept out of that fight for her own safety -

and i'm so glad that this campaign reached you! means that it's working! thank you for supporting voter fraud!

[frostbitebakery]

ALWAYS READ THE ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS

a The Unlucky Ones snippet

“I’ve seen them all together,” Crop stated confidently. “The batch,” he emphasized with a knowing look.

Recoil looked up and snorted. “Right.” She turned back to the stubborn as fuck stain on her bucket. “Talk kark about something else. Everybody knows eerie shit happens when CCs are close together.” She had seen what went down when Marshal Commander Cody and Commander Doom had accidentally bumped into each other. Goosebumps broke out at the mere wisp of the memory and it hadn’t even been bad, or battle conditions. Or anything like what happened after Commander Faye—

“No, I swear,” Crop insisted and Recoil smothered the urge to rub her temples.

“You ain’t seen shit,” Forest chipped in, flopping down next to her and graciously helping himself to her blaster oil.

“You’re welcome,” she hissed and grinned nastily when he slowly put the oil down again.

“Anyway,” Forest continued, turning back to Crop, “as I was saying, you ain’t seen shit. Stop spreading this banthashit or you’ll catch crap.”

Crop tried hard to hide his embarrassment, Recoil would give him that.

“What are they teaching on Kamino these days,” Forest sighed. “We can’t have two CCs within five feet of each other or you’ll literally piss your blacks when the Curse goes batshit. So there’s no way you’ve seen the batch all together.”

Crop’s shoulders drooped. “Okay, maybe it was just a holocall with General Kenobi. But I swear Marshal Commanders Cody, Bly, Ponds, Wolffe, and Fox were there. The whole batch.”

Now that was interesting and disconcerting. Recoil grabbed the blaster oil Forest tried to inconspicuously snag. “What the hells’ brawl needs three systems armies and the homefront?” Campaign planning with two and more battalions already was a headache and a half because despite more soldiers in the dirt, life expectancy dropped ridiculously low.

Crop held up his hands. “No, dude—“

Recoil raised a brow.

“Sergeant,” he stuttered out, flushing red under her unimpressed stare. “It was about the Curse.”

“Did the commanders update containment protocols again when one of them goes berserk?”

“Something’s wrong with it.”

“Fucking hell,” Forest breathed.

“Something is wrong with it,” Recoil echoed. “Something is wrong with the Curse.”

Crop shrugged. “Seems like it. Marshal Commander Cody cleared the war room immediately.”

“Eyes only,” Recoil muttered to herself. “Shit is going to go down if they up the top secret.”

for @adiduck

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[theratsgotinsideagain]

ooooo u want to draw monk x enot ship art ooooooooooo u want to draw monknot oooooooo

ooooo I want to draw Monk x Enot ship art ooooooo

This took me way too long to draw, it'll take me ages to get through all the asks 😭 I'm super grateful for all of them though, and I'm really happy with how this turned out :3

[lazycranberrydoodles]

HUA CHENG SWEEP🎉🎉 LOVE WINS

[isawthismeme]

Black people and women have been overqualified for every position in America since July 3rd, 1776. It is the progress of white people and of men to finally get over their racism and misogyny that is allowing people into those spaces. Remember that.

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

i may have voted caterpillar but i still think team worm was robbed.

[Image ID: Four circular buttons with the same image on them. The top two are not glossy while the bottom two are. The two on the left have a white background while the two on the right have a clear background. The button has an image of a worm with a sad look on its face. There is blue banner going from one side to the other of the circle that reads "I bet on losing bugs". End ID.]

on an unrelated note did you know that i used to almost exclusively draw worms on my phone because i didn't know anatomy. surprised that came up again.

[artofminmini]

me crawling out of the depths of the abyss after radio silence, to spit up soren cyl propaganda:

bonus supportive ‘historians-will-say-that-they-were-best-friends’ friend

Oh and if ur not voting soren good luck to ur faves too!

[pentapoda]

Register to vote in the USA, get art

If you register to vote in the US 2024 presidential election, or convince someone else to register (and confirm they really did), then you can send me an art request.

Send me an ask or a tumblr dm:

tell me you registered to vote in the US for 2024

give me a request for one character to draw

fair warning, if the character you request isn't a woman / doesn't present as female, there's a nonzero chance that will change when I draw them. also if you want to weight things in your favor you should request kory and/or jason todd as wonder girl.

small print: i will fill requests as i have time / energy, if i have a backlog, i will pick one i can do. i will stop fulfilling requests shortly after the election, no matter how big the backlog. that means there's no guarantee i'll be able to fulfill your request, but 1) the earlier you register, the better a chance you'll have, 2) even if I don't, thank you sincerely very much for registering.

any details beyond character name will be viewed as optional. i'm offering to draw the character requested. any additional details will be viewed as optional. too many extra details might get the request pushed to the back because even though I said they were optional I'll feel guilty about ignoring them... but, like, you registered to vote and that's fucking great, so you do you.

anyway, point is! register to vote! you're great! I will draw you a thing, time and brain allowing!

[democratthatlovesguns]

Can delusion become a sexually transmitted disease? (A Case Study of the Former First Family)

*Absolutely Nobody*

Melania: Why is everyone obsessed with my nude modeling?

Oh, honey, nobody gives a shit about your nude photos. You're old news ... In modeling terms, you're as old as the balls you had to drain to get the "station" you wanted in life.

Maybe, just maybe, there may be some people that are obsessed. Mainly, it's your son's college classmates that are obsessed; if my math is correct, and it is, they would be around 11 to 14 years-old, eight years ago ... And they very likely grew up in republican households. I'm sure they were constantly discouraged from masturbating at all, but blowing a load over one of your nude images must have been "okay," because boys will be boys, right?

Only brainless assholes will fall for the bullshit you and that criminal minds episode you call your husband are selling.

Unfortunately, for you, most of us see right through it: the GOP is running scared. Their voter suppression attempts are failing miserably, MANY THANKS TO TAYLOR SWIFT! Republicans that once swallowed really hard to be able to tolerate Donald Trump, cannot swallow their integrity and their values any longer and have endorsed Kamala Harris - even though they disagree with her politically, at least they know there's not a single day in her presidency that she would want to "be a dictator for a day" (or even one second).

So what does the GOP/MAGA base have left? Their bread and butter: 1) racists assholes and 2) misogynist assholes.

Your hubby has definitely regained the support of his former Nazi/Proud Boys following with his blatant racism against Haitians. But only you can give misogynist assholes the illusion that if they vote for Donald Trump, they too could be "winners" and be able to one day afford some hot young European pussy.

You're not fooling anyone sweetheart. Your nude modeling was never about art. It was about enticing a rich American to propose marriage. Congratulations, you got what you wished for! Now, have a seat, your tits are showing.

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

sketch request for @thetimeofsome !!

ron making a balloon animal aka one of the best sketch prompts i’ve ever gotten <3

[VOTE ERIN O’NIEL AND GET A SKETCH!!]

[xxweyussyenjoyerxx]

⤵️THIS POST📩 IS FOR 👻FREAKS👻 ONLY

NON 🤡 FREAKS 📵👎DNI 🙅🏻‍♀️ 😤

@jeffrey-combs-smash-or-pass a new destination on the roadmap of pain 😔

[iersei]

Idek who these characters are but

Titan Luz and Calamity Marcy geeking out over each other’s outfits :D

[GET A SKETCH REQUEST BY: VOTING GLENN CLOSE HERE + BONUS POINTS FOR VOTING FOR NICKY AND GABLE HERE]

this is the coolest most anime thing that has ever happened to me !!!

[bugslaststraw]

Heavymedic propaganda to start your day.

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[galerymod]

How do you think everything could go down the drain?

Just vote for Trump, he'll privatise America completely without those pesky human rights and nonsense like equality before the law.

Is that somehow good?

Yes, of course, if you're rich as shit and your company is then treated like a natural person.

Or you're in the inner circle of the future despot, sorry president!

that doesn't sound so good!

He has said that he will only play the dictator for one day!

This is historically a problem, nobody plays a dictator for one day.

mod

What has become of the ideals when a man of his ilk without any morals or understanding of the law can become the top candidate of a former Democratic Party? A country without value based on equality and equality before the law can become America, but then China will rise so fast that the rest of our democracy will be dizzy.

China is better at dictatorship and also has all the raw materials and means of production.

America will become the keleptodracy of a nazism obsessed orange hairy old man and his minions and hangers on.

mod