#vld shitpost

[things-wesaid-thatareklance]

keith, to lance: did you know that shiro has an instagram page dedicated to his bad parking

keith: like someone actually went out every day, looking for his car just to post it on their social media

shiro: PLEASE BE QUIET

shiro: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE QUIET

[zenithpng]

vld as a certain server's starboard <3

part two

[scarthetomboyslayer]

[random-apollo-child]

AU where the whole insane lotor thing didn't happen

Adam sitting on the couch and getting a call on his day off: hey comander do you need something it is my day off

*hey sorry but shiro is back from space they uh decided it might be a good idea to me semi stationary so-*

Adam: hand the phone to that bitch

S: *Heyyy adam how are you*

A: mother fucker I'm coming to get you you're sleeping on the couch also tell keith his room is still set up if he wants to stay here still

S: *ok uh see you soon*

A: Yeah I'm beating the shit out of you see you soon I love you

S: well that went better than I expected

[spiritandthephantoms]

Keith: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Shiro: What? No, I-

Lance enters room

Keith's jaw clenches

[pidges-lost-robot]

Pidge: I'm so glad we found you and you're back now!

Matt: Same here Pidgey, I wanna know all about this weird paladin deal you've gotten yourself into- Woah!

Pidge: Woah what?

Matt: Sorry, just looking at some parts of this castleship and the lions, the engineering, and the programming of this place has to be insane! God, what I'd give to check out the coding and tech behind this-

Pidge internally, who has suddenly decided the programming of the castleship and the lions is her turf:

Hunk who is used to her brain and probably knows what shes thinking:....

[cryptidseeker]

keith being shiro’s literal right hand just.

[soulreapin]

folks here are the lip products i think voltron wear + allura

lance: my boy is a laniege lip mask KING. he owns seven flavors and bought strawberry and pink lemonade separately so he wouldnt have to mess up the swirl. also i think hes very fond of lip oils because theyre lighter than lip gloss and not as sticky but still give him a nice color and shine

keith: chapstick user ONLY. i think specifically he uses the burts bees w pomegranate oil it just smells medicinal and he thought that would cure the sahara desert called his mouth

pidge: SAYS she doesnt use anything frilly or even chapstick but secretly there is a drawer in her lab with a tube of carmex strawberry and when shes feeling fancy the glittery lipsmackers lipgloss (real thing and i LOVE them)

hunk: this guy strikes me as a guy that grew up in a house were everything they COULD make they would so his lip care consists of a balm his mama made and that shit works WONDERS. like it could cure the grand canyon. but if i had to assign him a lip product he seems like a standard carmex king

shiro: shiro will deny it until the day he dies but hes got like high end skincare and makeup. says he uses carmex but really i think he has a single laniege lip mask and every so often wears an inconspicuous shade of fenty gloss bomb because its pretty and no ones gonna say shit to dad

allura: alteans Obviously had their own skin and lip care but 10000 years later that shit is dust in the wind. i think allura is a lover of the tarte maracuja lip gloss specifically in the shade passion fruit its a nice deep purple-red. but she also steals shiro’s fenty lipgloss because “voltron is a communist society” (pidge told her that one and now its her reasoning for all theft on the castle)

[sillygoose53]

ok but imagine shiro finding keith one day and opening up about how he actually misses earth, and then talking about how he dreamed of becoming a pilot.

imagine shiro looking at keith with big, weary eyes, voice barely above a whisper, “i just wanted see the stars.”

[awhoreintheory]

Keith, shivering in bed: Lance, please, we have a queen-size blanket, share

Lance, rolling up even tighter: I'm a queen, so the blanket is already at max capacity

[things-wesaid-thatareklance]

lance: is your mouth cold?

keith: no?

lance: i could warm it up for you

keith: i said no

[autisticlancemcclain]

in terms of popularity every other lance ship was doomed from the start because there’s no way any of us witnessed lance’s dumb pining ass in s1e1 say “I’d recognise that mullet anywhere!” and not immediately think okay in-denial patroclus what other body parts of keith have you noticed. hm?

[slayover1]

voltron fans especially those who shipped klance deserve some kind of compensation i’m pretty sure

[yurikogane]

just some vld shitpost beach day doodle stuff cuz i feel like it thats it <3 might do more i have a hunk in the works but i didnt like how he came out so i gotta try again

[sunnyyyyyyyynnus]

Shiro: *walks into the room looking like death* Mornin

Allura: Good morn- Oh my goodness are you alright?

Shiro: Well between Hunk's snoring and Lance and Keith being very loud I didn't get much sleep last night.

Lance: *walks in* HA nice eyebags

Shiro: SILENCE BOTTOM

(based on the first few panels in chapter 93 of the Webtoon 1HP Club)

[spiritandthephantoms]

Lance: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Keith: What's that?

Lance: Remorse code.

Keith: I'm even angrier now.