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Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

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I'm glad you noticed metas bs

HELP

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HELP

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @fandom-junk-drawer

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i like how thats what you imeadiatly asume

Modern AU:

After a harrowing encounter with a stalker, the once lively folk musician Jaskier has become trapped by agoraphobia, unable to leave his apartment for months.

In the midst of his confinement, Jaskier discovers a flicker of happiness in teaching piano to his young neighbor, Ciri. As their friendship grows, he finds himself wrestling with unexpected feelings for Ciri’s father, Geralt.

Geralt, a detective, has also developed a quiet affection for his daughter’s music teacher. In his spare time, he’s determined to catch the stalker who shattered Jaskier’s peace.

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Geraksier sketch c0mms from this latest twt batch

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I am Eli God of the world according to Chris

@0dde11eth

@fandom-junk-drawer

@thatonebitheaterkid22

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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jaskeir will then acidentally stab himself

Leaked scene from Sirens of the Deep

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the *twang*

and smiles

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it has but atleast we have the beutiful images from this show, side note holy shit they look majestic

it has. guys it hasn't even been three weeks

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“I need coin, peace, and quiet”

Geralt, babe, i’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but intentionally driving your horse at 2mph so the personification of unhinged talking chaos can keep up with you doesn’t vibe well with 2/3 of that life aspiration

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“Geralt, I’d very much like to kiss you now.”

“Why?”

“Why?! Look at you.”

“Witchers aren’t known for their skill at kissing.”

“I’ll be the judge of that.”

Geralt and Jaskier just making out by the campfire, like ya do. @johix did this amazing commission, and I just want to stare at it and do happy sighs.

(Also, go check out @johix’s super fun Geralt/Dandelion art)

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Pft-

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Jaskier

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Bard one got you in by briefly mentioning sex

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This is why you keep getting kidnapped

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

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That's different because the bard is an actual excuse, he holds anyone up with his talking

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

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That's not an excuse

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