#violet x klaus

[frost-queen]

Quiet dreamers (Reader x Klaus Baudelaire)

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Lunch time.

The cafeteria was quiet. Unlike any other cafeteria one could be accustomed to. Yet this was no ordinary cafeteria. It was Prufrock prep’s cafeteria. Where students were kept in check. Due to the seriousness of the school, there became an unwritten rule that lunch time was being held in silence. Any talking could draw the attention of teachers, would draw the attention to punishment. The silence had woven a way into the school’s spirit.

At one of the tables sat you. Picking at your food as it was never something tasty. Nothing that made you yearn for lunch time with treats. Common food that barely had any taste. You were alone sitting at the long table benches. Your fork going mindlessly around in your plate as your gaze was focused forwards. Barely any movement from your eyes as you were lost. Lost in your own thoughts. It was a habit you had picked up along the way. Since talking wasn’t much allowed. Or at least no one did loudly enough for the teachers.

Eyes barely tracking anything. Locked on the distance as you lived your life in your mind. When on one talked to you, you created the habit of taking comfort in you own company. At first it was very little, then it became more frequent. A bad habit Prufrock prep had enabled on you. It wasn’t that you had much friends. Not until the Baudelaire children arrived. You sort of enrolled into them as you were somewhat friends with Isadora and Duncan Quagmire. Through them you came in contact with the Baudelaire children. No longer so alone anymore.

So caught up with yourself, you didn’t hear the upcoming footsteps. The movement nearing, followed by whispering. The Quagmire’s and Baudelaire’s came sitting around you. – “Midday Y/n.” – Isadora said, seeing you not respond. Violet wanted to snap her finger in front of you as Klaus kept her hand down.  – “Allow me.” – he said, getting back up.

Coming around the table to where Duncan was sitting beside you. With a simple gesture he asked for Duncan to make some room. Duncan scooted over, making room for Klaus. Klaus came sitting backwards. Back against the table to get a clearer view of you. Klaus placed his hand on yours.

“Y/n.” – he said softly giving your hand a squeeze. His touch made you blink surprised, seeing your friends suddenly around you. – “How long have you been here?” – you asked, not sure how long they were here. Having lost track of time. Klaus sheepishly back at you.

“You were in your head again, Y/n.” – he replied tapping you on your forehead. – “Oh…” – was your first response, feeling a bit embarrassed. Looking shyly down. Klaus took your hand, placing it fully in his. – “It’s alright.” – he whispered to you, knowing a bit already how you were. He didn’t blame you. Prufrock was a place where you wanted to escape. Even when it was in your own head.

Where it was much saver and much more interesting. Klaus swept his legs over the bench, to sit straightforward. They started whispering, keeping their heads low. You kept a smile up, following for a little while. Till you started to think of other things. Slowly drifting away as their words became muffled mouth movements. Barely paying attention to what they were saying, but still engaging in the conversation with little head nods.

You blinked surprised when they suddenly got up. – “What... what’s going on? Where are we going?” – you asked, getting up as well. Taking your tray in your hand. – “Didn’t you hear anything I said?” – Duncan questioned, quirking his eyebrow up. – “Of…of course…” – you answered, not wanting to sound like you didn’t. You quirked up a silly smile to show him, you understood. Sunny looked up to you, shaking her little head. She knew you were lying. Your friends carried on as you simply followed them. Having no clue of the context of their leaving.

Setting the tray away, you dusted your hands off, jogging after them. Klaus waited for you by the door, coming to step in line with you. – “We are heading for the sport tracks, dreamer.” – Klaus informed you, tapping you on the cheek. – “Oh…” – you responded as it made him laugh. Known to your simple ‘oh’s of recognition that you completely missed the point.

Isadora, Duncan, Violet and Sunny taking the lead as Klaus remained by your side. – “I’m sorry.” – you told him, feeling a bit guilty. Fidgeting with your uniform from the nerves. Klaus noticed it, taking your hand to stop you from fidgeting. He brought your hand up, giving you a little tug that you were closer to him. – “I don’t need an apology dreamer.” – he told you. His response made you smile back at him.

Klaus lowered his hand, slowly taking his hand out of yours. Tugging them in his pockets. – “How are classes Y/n?” – he asked curious, pushing his glasses further up his nose. – “Why do you ask?” – you answered a bit suspiciously. – “I’m just asking.” – Klaus responded with a shrug of his shoulders.

“You think I barely catch up with him schoolwork, thinking I am not paying much attention, don’t you?” – you called out to him with an accusing point. – “Well are you?” – Klaus came to a stop, tilting his head a bit. You tried to keep a serious face, keeping your glare up, but it soon faltered. There was no lying to him.

Your hand dropped, shoulders slouching down with a deep sigh. – “Maybe…” – you said quietly don’t wanting to admit to it much. – “Y/n.” – Klaus groaned out that you weren’t paying attention. – “I can’t help it!” – you shouted back, pressing your palms against your eyes.

Klaus sighed soft, looking back at his sisters and the Quamire’s. – “Wait!” – he shouted loud for their attention. They all paused, turning around. – “Y/n and I am heading for the library.” – he said. Your friends simply nodded, continuing to leave. – “Why are we going to the library?” – you asked him. Klaus gave you a look, taking your hand. – “To study dreamer.” – he told you.

You let Klaus take you to the library to study. Education was important to him. His mind like a book computer. Everything he ever read still vivid in his mind, the information easy to grab. Like picking it from the shelves. You entered the library as it was almost deserted. But a few students who preferred to avoid the cafeteria sat down. Some desperately doing their homework. Others simply browsing through the books to pass the time.

Klaus eyed a table, setting you down. – “Stay here.” – he said, pressing his hands down on your shoulders. Confused, you looked from side to side, watching him leave. He disappeared into a row. Taking his time. You started kicking your feet back and forth. Thinking about being alone with him.

Before you could stop it, your head filled with things again. Thinking away about anything but your surroundings. They became numb as you weren’t paying close attention to them. You got startled when a stack of books dropped with a thud down on the table. – “Arise and shine, dreamer.” – Klaus chuckled out. You shot him a glare. – “I wasn’t dreaming.” – you told him, crossing your arms.

Klaus nodded not believing you, taking a seat beside you. He opened the first book, laying it out to you. – “Must I really?” – you asked him, grabbing hard onto the side of the chair. Klaus nodded. – “Unless you don’t wish to spend time with me alone?” – he asked pushing his glasses just a bit further up. Your eyes widened, making you wave your hands across.

“No of course I want to.” – you told him. – “Good.” – he replied opening another book. – “Consider it a study date.” – he said sheepishly. You turned bashful, turning your head away. – “Y/n.” – Klaus started, taking you by your chin to look at him. – “I need your full attention.” – he finished, gazing into your eyes. You nodded numbly, caught up by his stare.

Klaus started educating you. Whenever he felt like he was losing you, he tapped your forehead. Calling you ‘dreamer’ before continuing again. Each time you chuckled sheepishly that you had failed again. Klaus being very patient with it.

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[rowancries]

Hii, could i make a request? Theres not enough klaus x reader headcanons out there. Could you make some headcanons where reader is uncle monty's assistant and klaus and her slowly start to fall in love?

srry if this didn't make alot of sense

a/n : SORRY SORRY SPRRY TOTALLY FORGOT THIS EXICTED LOLSIES BUT YAH LOVE IT !!!!!

klaus baudelaire x monty’s assistant ! reader

  ⌦    　   ⿸    　   🎧    　   .    　   💌    　    .   　   🎀

okay so firstly when i imagine it, i imagine them a little older when they arrive at monty’s bc he was like 11…

anyways when they first arrive they have their cake nd monty shows them his reptile room that’s when they first see you

“Who’s that?” Violet asks, nodding her head towards you

“Oh I almost forgot, that is my assistant, [name]!”

when klaus looks at you i swear that boy is seeing stars

because not only do you look gorgeous, you also must be super smart to be monty’s assistant at such a young age

“Hello! nice to meet you!” you say smiling at them

klaus rn : 😦😻😮‍💨

and thus blossoms a beautiful your friendship w the baudelaires

Violet loves how versatile your knowledge is with reptiles, Klaus is star struck, and Sunny loves watching her brother act like a fool around you

okokok so now let’s get to before you and him get together

klaus LOVES listening to rant about reptiles!!!!!!

He loves hearing you talk about something you’re so passionate about & he loves learning new things

you guys spend hours together reading and talking about anything!!! i swear you could bring up anything and you both would be talking about it for hours

klaus knows he likes you and finds you amazing but is scared to do anything about it

so violet talks sense into him ofc

“are you going to do anything about it?”

“about what?”

“about how you like [name].”

Eventually he works up the courage to talk to you abt it…

“Hey [name] i need to uh talk to you about something” you look up worried, wondering why he’s so nervous. “Yeah of course, is everything alright klaus?”

I swear he almost evaporates. one of the things he loves abt u is how caring you are towards him and his sisters

“So we’ve known each other for a bit and I think I um, kinda like uh like you? so i was wondering if you’d wanna do something but I totally get it if you don’t wanna do anything i mean i don’t expect anything—“

you cut him off w a kiss

he almost dies 😭😭

and the next weekend monty drives you two to the movies and you watch a fun movie

and then u guys live happily ever after 😍😍😍

JK

so in my imagination soon after that olaf comes and kills monty and then you all separate

eventually you see them again at the academy but so much had changed

EXCEPT HIS FEELINGS FOR YOU

you think he likes isadora but spoiler alert he doesn’t

also when you see him again you notice he’s gotten more attractive

you guys are again separated for a bit until you meet up on the mountain because you were going for VFD

then you stick w them for the rest of the season

and you go with them on the island too

THEN you guys end up happily ever after

[infiniteimaginings]

「𝘈 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘜𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴」

Started: February 17th, 2024 Updated: February 18th, 2024

Characters I write for in the show 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'

Count Olaf Duncan Quagmire Isadora Quagmire Klaus Baudelaire Lemony Snicket Monty Montgomery Quigley Quagmire Violet Baudelaire

[laura-dns]

They are so precious 💜🩵🩷

[1donoow]

MIX FANDOM FANFIC REC PT.1

[Fanfics i've read]

Edited

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♡ - smut

Mostly fluff

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The letter room [richard alonzo muñoz]

MPHFPC [Alma peregrine][Enoch O'Connor]

encanto [the madrigals][camilo madrigal]

a series of unfortunate events [klaus baudelaire][violet baudelaire]

harry potter [weasley twins][neville longbottom][luna lovegoods]

narnia [Edmund pevensie]

triple frontier [santiago garcia]

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———THE LETTER ROOM———

richard alonzo muñoz

@marvel-and-mischief - matching pyjamas

——————MPHFPC——————

@dapperappleton - imagine being an ymbryne and having your own loop

- imagine taking care of clair and olive

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Alma peregrine

@vostokovasmelina - sleeping next to alma lefay perigine would include

@multifandomfix - imagine alma loving it when you paint her and the children

@zafirosreverie - an special case

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Enoch O'Connor

@she-writes-with-kisses - quiet

- space jump

@dapperappleton - imagine being able to create death and dating enoch

@clean-bands-dirty-stories - shirtsleeves

@klineinie - blanketed

@imaginefan - story time

@y2fandom - sending him cute things

@frost-queen - no pain

@maeby-bby - you fluster me

@pink-princess-pussy-pop - dating enoch would include

————— ENCANTO ——————

madrigal

@cloud-9ine - madrigal reacting to being called their full name

@camilosnovia - there's two of them

- Madrigal Adults reacting to child!reader giving them gifts

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Camilo madrigal

@sesamestreet47 - camilo w/ a tall s/o

- Camilo with a shy, sweet girlfriend

- friends

@nixthewolf - camilo simping over reader

@radiorenjun - shape-shifting frolics

@madrihoes - camilo nickname

@cloud-9ine - with or without you

@magicalencanto - camilo's s/o having power like pepa

@multificsworld - ___

- Tu Alma Tan Hermosa, Como La Luna

@caramellahoney - future daughter-in-law

- wait no wait-

@luvrcami - camilo headcannon

@bumblesimagines - being friends with camilo

@mihlo - camilo with fem s/o who wears glasses

@dos-oroguitas - angelita

- ay mamacita

— A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS —

klaus Baudelaire

@strangerdangerwrites - incompatible

@a-second-hand-sorrow - goodnight

- Not a problem

@ssadumba55 - not that easy

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violet Baudelaire

@trustsalvatorewriting - dating violet Baudelaire would include

————HARRY POTTER————

@archivesofthevoid - Pulling their hair while making out

- The boys (+ Percy) stealing a kiss on the way to class hc

@lithiumfae - sexy habits they have (marauders)

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weasley twins

@therandomficwriter - The Weasley Twins Having A Crush On You

@lilahisntsadanymore - Slytherin sunshine (fred)

@moonlit-imagines - ___

@therandomficwriter - weasley twins with a non ticklish s/o

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neville longbottom

@hogwartseighthyear - crush

@very-unsirius - blurb

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luna lovegoods

@iamthemain-character - Falling in Love with Luna Lovegood

@fromforeigntofamiliarity - taming cowardly lions

@sublimecatgalaxy - ___

——————NARNIA——————

Edmund pevensie

@pink-princess-pussy-pop - dating edmund would include

@wrenwreads - she's enough

- wardrobe malfunctions

@witchthewriter - being king edmund's wife would include

@pariahsparadise - warm pt.2

———TRIPLE FRONTIER ———

@violentdelightsandviolentends - tethered ♡

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santiago garcia

@stormkobra-5 - ___♡

[liveactionproblematicotd]

Today's problematic ship is Klaus Baudelaire and Violet Baudelaire from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017)

Brother/sister incest

Requested by anonymous

[aprill-99]

“He’s a dangerous, spiteful, treasonous, vengeful, ruthless, homicidal villain to you. To me, that’s just a guy with an eight pack, creativity, dedication, and career goals.”

[slagneto4life]

Reblog If you want to be moots :)

[jew-flexive]

“Why are you here?” He snaps, leaning heavily on his doorframe. There are a hundred answers to his question, each less admissible than the last.

Because Jacques told me it was necessary. Because someone told Jacques to tell me it was necessary. Because I’m the only person besides B who might turn you human. Because I’m the only person besides B who still thinks you’re human. Because you’re brilliant and mad and still so goddamn useful. Because tattoos stay permanent no matter how many fires you start. Because I think you start fires just because you know I’ll be the one to put them out. Because you’re laughably easy to lie to. Because I didn’t kill your father but I might as well have. Because you didn’t kill my brother but given half a chance you would have. Because you loved me for five years and still only hate me a little.

Because I want to be. God help me, I’m here because I want to be.

“We should talk,” is all she says, stepping past him through the door.

[It’s a year before the Baudelaire fire. Kit has always been a very useful volunteer.]

[darlingzelda]

Matchmaker central: Court of Darkness😘

This blog is now open for matchmaking!

Rules ~

Send the blog a DM with an introduction.

Include your sexuality preferences please!

Include a small description of yourself, likes and dislikes, personality, and anything else you would like to include to make the match easier for our writers!

Possible matches include: Guy, Roy, Lynt, Fenn, Toa, Rio, Lance, Jasper, Grayson, Tino, Violet, Knight, Thoma, Dia, Lou, Hawke, Sherry, Aquia, Zev, Roc, Klaus, Liam, Louis-Ernest, Gilbert, Aidan, and Idina.

Feel free to send us matchmaking requests!

[macrocest]

There are 44 works in our Cestember ao3 collection as of today!

That's double since the last time we updated! Here are more that have been added since the last two recaps:

child's play by Anonymous

Tales of Zestiria, Tales of Berseria  | Edna/Eizen (Tales of Series)

Written for Cestember 2024, prompt: “student/professor”.

Time paradox by mikeellee

Danny Phantom  | Danny Fenton/Jazz Fenton

What would happen to make Danny Fenton finally lose his head? Jazz ponders about this. Jazz is no longer in the present but in a bleak future… But where is Danny? Her sweet baby brother? Jazz will finally have an answer to her biggest question.

Still Cares by Klavier (FictionalEvidence)

逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Ayame | Iris/Miyanagi Chinami | Dahlia Hawthorne, Ayame | Iris (Gyakuten Saiban)

Dahlia kissed Iris as if she was making a promise to come back to her.

I can make your dreams come true by KittyDaydreams

X-Men (Movieverse) | Laura Kinney/Logan

Laura has a fantasy. An old woman says her potion can make it come true. It probably won't work … but what if it does?

Dream by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)

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Klavier wakes up after having a very interesting dream. He isn't aware that he's being watched by the person he's dreaming of and fantasying about.

A Brother's Helping Hand by GoldenBi

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling  | Albus Severus Potter/James Sirius Potter

James had snuck into Slytherin dozens of times since he’d been at Hogwarts. It wasn’t particularly difficult to get a password, Scorpius was always willing to give him the new one if he explained that he needed to see his brother. Scorpius always gave him such a hopeful look that James nearly felt guilty that he didn’t go there to talk to Albus. No, he only went to watch.

Shameless by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)

逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin

Klavier is turned on by the idea of exposing his naked body and having public sex with his brother. Kristoph agrees, but only once.

The Hole by DespairNagito (orphan_account)

Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc | Naegi Komaru/Naegi Makoto

There was a hole in a wall for Komaru and Makoto to use if they would be in a trouble.

Darkness by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)

逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin

Klavier hated his brother for everything he had done and couldn't believe he kept coming there. Maybe the idea of humiliating Kristoph was stimulating enough to make him coming back to him. He sometimes would leave his older brother on the edge to see him begging. To see Kristoph doing those sweet eyes and begging him to let him come. Or maybe the reason was to punish his older brother by getting him pregnant?

I can see right through you by KittyDaydreams

Superman - All Media Types  | Clark Kent/Martha Kent

When Clark comes home, Martha is wearing a skimpy, daring outfit. She’s wearing it for her, not him. She swears.

Ruined by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)

逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin

Kristoph couldn't believe his own eyes how obedient Klavier was to him. His younger brother, who has just won his first case as a prosecutor, was fully naked in front of him and was completely shameless about it. He even licked his lips, waiting for his reward for doing a good job in ruining someone's entire career.

Sweet Dreams by DespairNagito (orphan_account)

Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc  | Enoshima Junko/Ikusaba Mukuro

Junko was always turned on by the idea of raping her twin in her sleep.

Warm Me Up, My Child by SnarkyGranger1

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  | Alphard Black/Andromeda Black Tonks, Pollux Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange

A familial bonding moment.

Doing homework with Professor Maddie Fenton by KittyDaydreams

Danny Phantom  | Danny Fenton/Maddie Fenton

Maddie Fenton is lonely after the disappearance of her husband, Jack. Danny Fenton is nervous about going away to college. There's a way they can help each other through role play.

I See You by FictionalEvidence

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Ema went to take a drink from the kitchen, but something stops her on her way. Or much rather – someone.

You Didn't Tell by FictionalEvidence

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They didn't know, but at least had fun.

here, there be monsters by liqherstorevagrant

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Regulus’ older brother suffers much at the hands of their cousins, and for the longest time, his sacrifice bore Regulus’ name. That is, until one day, when the devil comes a’knocking, and now no amount of sacrifice can prolong the inevitable.

Please by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)

逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin

How is it to just start your career as a prosecutor and beg your brother to fuck you, Klavier?

Movie Night by kryptophaps

Original Work  | Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s)/works)

Eve finds Jenna frustrated after a failed night and tries to help her cool down—in an appropriate way, of course (while she keeps the inappropriate ways of doing so to herself).

Warm My Backside by KittyDaydreams

Firefly (TV 2002)  | River Tam/Simon Tam

River has a hankering … for some spankering and only one man can do it for her.

Her Latest Invention by KittyDaydreams

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Klaus stumbles on his sister’s latest invention. It opens his mind to new ideas.

All night long by cassetteinability

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  | Regulus Black/Sirius Black

“You’re a wreck, Siri,” Regulus said, cutting off Sirius’ thoughts instantly. His eyes roved over Sirius’ body, lips tipping up at the corners when he spotted the cooling come surrounding his navel, the hair leading to his cock stuck together and matted down. “Good dreams?” Regulus’ tone was mocking, if not sultry, and his eyes were glinting with mischief and delight at having caught Sirius in such a precarious situation, but Sirius refused to let him win. “I always dream of you, Reggie.” Written for Cestember, prompt 1: wet dreams

[agaypanic]

A Series of Unfortunate Events Masterlist (DISCONTINUED)

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ONE SHOTS

Coconut Cake & Cuddles (Montgomery!Reader)

📚Y/N Montgomery has a nightmare and goes to the kitchen to eat some cake, where Klaus finds her. They talk about her nightmare and Klaus cuddles Y/N to sleep. ~500 words

Distractions

📚The Baudelaire children, Beatrice, and Y/n are stranded on the island and Y/n starts to give up hope on ever leaving. She spends her days trying to keep herself distracted when she’s not helping take care of Sunny or Beatrice. But the distractions start to get in the way of her health. ~1.1k words

Twists and Turns

📚Y/n can’t stop overthinking instead of sleeping. She goes to her boyfriend Klaus to tell him her thoughts and gets nothing but reassurance. ~500 words

Icy Love

📚Y/n and Klaus go ice skating. But Klaus doesn’t know how to skate. ~600 words

Very Freezing Day

📚Violet, Klaus, and Y/n are just trying to save Sunny from Count Olaf. But after being chased by snow gnats, they run into a cave and find the Snow Scouts. Y/n is constantly cold, Klaus wants to keep her warm, and Carmelita won’t stop asking for attention. ~1k words

Attention

📚Klaus wants to read, Y/n wants attention. They have to come to a solution. ~600 words

Guess

📚Y/n has been with the Baudelaires since they showed up on Monty’s doorstep. When they board the Queequeg, Y/n can’t help the jealousy overcome when Fiona gets a little too close to Klaus. ~900 words

Keep You Safe (Poe!Reader)

📚Being sick of her family’s comments about her friends, Y/n Poe decides to stay with the Baudelaire’s when they’re sent to Prufrock Preparatory School. When Count Olaf comes to the school to get to the Baudelaire’s, Klaus becomes concerned about Y/n’s wellbeing. ~1.9k words

The Siren and The Bookworm

📚As a siren, all the attention you received was fake or short lived. But your new partner proves to be an outlier. ~2.5k words

HEADCANONS

Parent Headcanons

📚Klaus Baudelaire as a parent headcanons. ~200 words

ONE SHOTS

Save Yourself (POC!Plus Size!Reader)

🎀The Baudelaires meet Y/n, a volunteer at the Heimlich Hospital. Y/n takes it upon herself to help her new friends, but it doesn’t go as planned. ~1.9k words

HEADCANONS

Relationship Headcanons

🎀Dating Violet Baudelaire headcanons. ~300 words

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Prufrock Friends (Poe!Reader)

📝Y/n Poe is about to start her first day at Prufrock Preparatory School. But she isn’t the only one, because 2 triplet orphans that moved in with her family are going to the same place. ~900 words

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A Little Too Much (Baudelaire!Reader)

📰The Baudelaire children are staying in the jail cell in the Village of Foul Devotees. Y/N gets overwhelmed with all that’s happened and her siblings comfort her, telling her that everything will be okay. ~900 words

Reunited

📰The two Quagmire triplets and Y/n L/n are reunited at Prufrock Prep after years of separation. ~1.4k words

Secret’s Out (Ravenclaw!Reader) (Hogwarts!AU)

📰At Hogwarts, things spread fast. No matter how hard you try to keep something a secret. ~1.1k words

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Before We Go (Baudelaire!Reader)

🌏Y/n Baudelaire has only known Quigley Quagmire for a short time. They should be focused on saving her baby sister, but while they take a rest on the way up the mountain, some other things come up. Many things in their lives are uncertain, but their feelings aren’t. ~1k words

Jealousy Gets You Nowhere

🌏Quigley doesn’t like the fact that Y/n and Klaus are friends. ~1.3k words

[laura-dns]

A sad story of an unfortunate love... 💔❤️‍🩹

[ginerva-mollyweasley]

"in a world of abandoned items and discarded materials, violet knew there was always something"

VIOLET BAUDELAIRE → my top 50 fictional characters [37/50]

[sillysnack]

(the fic was originally posted on ao3 in 2021. i updated the publication date!)

GAY PEOPLE WIN!!!!!!! posting the whole fic under the cut for those who want to read here on tumblr :) feel free 2 leave kudos on ao3 as well lololol

Summary: A lot of things keep Klaus Baudelaire up at night. These past few nights, however, a letter from specific triplets had been riddling his mind.

warnings: none?

fun bonuses: i spread the genderfluid quigley quagmire agenda + CHUUYA  (irl) SNEAK!

word count: 3626

3:06 AM. ONE.

Klaus laid on his bed as he stared at the ceiling.

It was around 3AM, at least Klaus had thought so. The second Baudelaire was caught up in a spiral of thoughts. It's been… how long? Since he's last seen Duncan– and the other Quagmire triplets. Years, obviously. He thought to himself.

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Klaus felt alone. This makes no sense. My sisters are here with me.

The little voice in his head that sounds like him spoke once more, I’ve got company but why am I… yearning for someone else? Yearning's a big word for these feelings, if I’m being honest. I've got bigger worries anyways, the Man with a Beard but No Hair along with the Woman with Hair but No Beard are still at large... at least I think they are.

Klaus sat up to grab a neatly folded paper from his bedside table, he examined the envelope and paused. Should he really open it?

What if it was an emergency... and I ignored their pleas for help? Or what if the Quagmires were telling me and my sisters that they're finally safe...

Klaus opened the envelope, eyes closed. He paused before unfolding the paper that held the contents of the letter that had been the main topic of his midnight overthinking sessions.

He read aloud at a volume that wouldn't wake up his sisters.

Hello Baudelaires, it's Duncan Quagmire. Me and my siblings got a phone for each of us so we could all keep in contact for the meantime. Uhh here are our numbers :D

ISADORA: XXXX-XXXX-XXX

DUNCAN: XXXX-XXXX-XXX

QUIGLEY: XXXX-XXXX-XXX

Anyway! Hope you guys are safe, we… we are not doing the best right now to be honest haha. An accident happened but I'd rather not get into detail because my siblings and I don’t want you guys to worry :) We'll tell you all about it once we see each other again.

Hopefully when this letter arrives, you guys are okay and so are we! I mean I’m sure you guys are okay but… as I mentioned, the accident; not too sure about our situation over here.

I hope that you’re reading this in a time where we’re all together and safe. (Which seems unlikely but one can dream. I hope Hector’s okay too, we got separated after the accident.)

Sorry I couldn’t go into detail about what happened, it’s a lot to write and like I said earlier, I’d rather tell you all this in person.

Sincerely,

Duncan Quagmire (And Isadora and Quigley too…)

PS. If Klaus is the one reading this I'd appreciate it if he contacted me right away, for I have something to say. (I rhymed! Guess Isadora's not the only poet, huh?)

P.P.S. Isadora here! I wrote a few couplets for Violet while we were in the Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home :) Don’t open it though! (Or tell her, Klaus, or Sunny) I’d rather see her reaction face-to-face!

P.P.P.S. Quigley here. Didn’t want to feel left out :P I hope you guys are doing great! We’re not, but, who cares?! I miss you guys!!! Also found out about being genderfluid. Fucking awesome.

Klaus wore a smile that held a mix of emotions; reading the letter made him happy, yet he was sad at the fact he wasn’t with his friends. That was expected, of course.

He wouldn't admit it to Violet, the girl who gushed 24/7 about the Quagmire poet and the letters the two sapphics would exchange, but he did miss Duncan in a… weird? way.

Klaus knew he liked all of the Quagmire triplets, obviously, yet Duncan stood out from them. Klaus also knew that anyone could like who they want to like, but thinking about him and Duncan? The idea of him and Duncan together made him feel weird– weird in a good way, not the weird he felt whenever he saw Count Olaf.

The “weird” he felt about Duncan was pleasant. What’s even weirder is that Klaus had received the letter, kept it for a week and not yet mentioned it to Violet. He thought he was being selfish and guess what? The middle Baudelaire would obviously affirm his self-deprecating thoughts.

Klaus only heard from Duncan in the little post-scriptums the Quagmire triplet would add in Isadora’s letters to Violet, and Duncan would hear from Klaus in Violet’s letters.

Sometimes Klaus would even hear from Duncan in his dreams, dreams where the two are walking around town together, hand in hand and fingers intertwined; or dreams where the two are cuddling while the rain tapped on the window of their home.

“Are these feelings the same as those of people my age in romance novels having crushes..?” Klaus wondered. He matched his experiences with Jane Eyre, he wasn’t much of a romance enthusiast but he did enjoy a few novels here and there back at the Baudelaire mansion.

Klaus compared his feelings towards Duncan to Jane Eyre’s feelings toward Edward Rochester. Different from the characters in the Charlotte Bronte novel, Klaus grew to like Duncan quicker than Jane began to enjoy Mr. Rochester’s company.

There was also that moment in the novel where Mr. Rochester thanks Jane quite earnestly after saving him from a fire, then that same night makes Jane analyse her feelings towards Edward Rochester… This particular moment, Klaus put a pin on.

“It’s similar to when my sisters and I saved Duncan and Isadora from that ersatz elevator, or when we reunited the Quagmire triplets.” Klaus groaned. However, I was too busy trying to stay alive to think about my feelings.

Klaus rubbed his eyes before closing them. He held Duncan Quagmire’s letter close to his chest.

7:08 AM. ONE.

Klaus was on the floor, his arms were on the bed and his legs supported his body weight. He tried to remove the wrinkles on the letter from Duncan.

“Oh my God… I can’t believe I fell asleep without putting it back…” Klaus frowned. He couldn’t really iron paper, maybe it was an issue of skill for the second-born Baudelaire.

Klaus held the letter and sat on his bed. He jumped to the post-scriptums from each triplet. “I’d rather see her reaction face-to-face…” Klaus’s voice trailed off as he read Isadora’s post-post-scriptum for Violet.

“...I suppose it is rather selfish of me to keep this from her.”

As if on cue, Violet spoke up, “Keep what from me?”

Klaus jumped in his seat, then sighed. “Thank goodness it’s just you. Well… I received this letter from Duncan a week ago. What are you doing at this hour?”

Violet answered, “None of your business.” Then proceeded to snatch the letter from her brother's hands.

“What–? Hey! Be careful with that!”

The eldest Baudelaire sighed, “There’s no return address.”

Klaus turned to his sister, “Yeah. Have you read Isadora’s little note at the bottom?” Violet quickly read what Klaus was talking about, and turned a light shade of pink.

Violet folded the letter and neatly placed it back into the envelope. “Since we’ve both read the letter, let’s buy phones for ourselves later?”

Klaus smiled. “Sure.”

“Oh, and we’re taking Sunny and Beatrice with us, obviously. We’ll also do our grocery shopping while we’re at it.” Violet said as she walked away from her brother's bed.

“G’night, V.”

She shortly replied, “What? It’s 7AM, Klaus.”

12:03 AM. TWO.

Klaus stared at the screen of his phone, then at the Quagmires’ numbers, thinking about whether or not he should contact them. One of them, anyway.

“What if he doesn’t respond?” He asked, and of course nobody answered him; Klaus was the only one awake at the time.

“Maybe if I actually called Duncan instead of just contemplating it while staring at my phone.” Klaus sighed.

What was the point? Suppose that Duncan did pick up his call, what would Klaus say?

“Hey, I miss you a lot and it’s not like I don’t miss your siblings but I miss you in a non-platonic way. It’s like I miss hearing your voice and I miss seeing your handwriting. I miss everything about you and I wish we were together right now. Physically and… romantically.”? Yeah, that seems appropriate. Klaus scoffed at his thoughts.

Besides, it was 12 AM. Was Duncan even awake at this hour?

Klaus sighed. He had read before that sleep patterns can affect one’s mood…

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Klaus wanted the rest, but it didn’t come to him easily.

12:03 AM. TWO.

“Why isn’t he calling?” Duncan frowned.

His sister groaned. “Duncan, it’s 12 AM. Give it a break, he’s probably asleep.”

Duncan scoffed, “Him? Asleep at 12 AM? Sure he is.” He chuckles and rolls his eyes.

“Ugh, Duncan, please go to sleep already, he’ll probably leave a voicemail or two.” Isadora closed her eyes and forced herself to sleep after that short conversation with her brother.

Duncan sighed, maybe he should sleep on it, maybe Klaus would leave a voicemail or two; but what if he doesn’t? What if the Baudelaires didn’t receive their letter? Was Duncan supposed to write a return address in the letter? If he did, would their enemies find out?

Duncan sighed, “I guess I should sleep on it, hopefully something good happens tomorrow,” and tucked himself to sleep.

8:48 AM. TWO.

Duncan woke up and the first thing he did was check his phone, “Nothing. I woke up expecting nothing.” Duncan then feigned a smile. “This is great! Everything is great.”

Everything was not great.

What Duncan thought would be the least of his worries (i.e. his crush on a certain Klaus Baudelaire, and not his and his sibling’s well-beings), was very much at the top of his list.

Quigley, having sensed that something was wrong, approached Duncan with open arms. “It’s okay, he’s probably thinking about what to say. I mean, you know him! He thinks everything through. Like, the dude’s really thorough. Or maybe he’s still asleep!”

Duncan smiled at his brother and accepted the hug. He doesn't hug his brother back, however. The two pull apart. “Thanks. I’ll go wake up Isadora, you could go prepare breakfast for us, if you want to.” Quigley hummed in response and Duncan walked over to where Isadora slept.

It’s moments like that which make Duncan thankful to the Baudelaires that he’s together with his siblings.

8:50 AM. TWO.

Klaus eagerly sat up on his bed with a smile on his face.

“You’re looking rather chipper today. Have you finally got in contact with Duncan?” Violet asked.

He turned to his sister and shook his head. “Have not... yet. But I’m about to! I’m texting him right now. And then I’m never looking at my phone again.”

The eldest Baudelaire was holding Beatrice II so she put her down, then lightly hit Klaus on the shoulder.

Klaus hissed. “What was that for?!”

Violet sighed, disgruntled. “What do you mean you’re never looking at your phone again? One: that was pricey and two: what if Duncan replied? What if he says he wants to call you?” 

She crossed her arms, “You know, for an academically intelligent person, you’re incredibly stupid when it comes to stuff like this.”

“Says you.” Klaus retorted. He was too prideful to admit Violet’s right. Plus, another word from Klaus and Violet would bring up how he called her “stupid, with an S.”

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“Unbeknownst to you, me and Isadora have been talking. Would you like to know what we’re talking about?” Klaus shook his head.

“What do you mean ‘unbeknownst to me’? I proofread some of your letters!”

Violet continued talking and ignored her brother's glaring, “And unlike you, I contacted her first! While you were asleep, I woke up early in the morning, around 2 AM, and called her. We talked for three hours, and you can’t even contact one of Isadora’s brothers!” She laughed.

“Shut up.” Klaus groaned, “I’ll text him, okay? And I’ll eagerly await his response.” He forced a smile at his sister.

Violet slyly smiled back. “You’re all talk but no bark.”

Klaus tilted his head with furrowed brows. He held his glasses to prevent it from falling. “I think it’s ‘no bite’.”

Violet then scoffed. “No? I’m pretty sure the phrase is “all talk but no bark”.”

Klaus stared at his sister, “I meant that the phrase was “all bark but no bite”. Anyway, I am going to text Duncan right now.” He proudly said.

“A sincere good luck to you, my dear brother.” Violet picked up Beatrice II, “I’ll go feed her.” Klaus nodded and started typing on his phone.

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klaus: Hello Duncan, I hope this message finds you in good health. I received your letter a week ago but have only opened it now, my apologies. Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

duncan: hi! you actually got the letter :D

i was pretty worried it wouldn’t get to you guys. i had quigley help me mark your possible location T_T theyre a great cartographer.

but, im glad it reached you!

you don’t have to write your messages like that y’know

klaus: Dear Duncan, I apologise once again for only contacting you now. Violet, Sunny, Beatrice II, and I all went out today to buy our phones. Although I do agree with the part where you said Quigley is a great cartographer. His skills have continued to help us all, it seems. Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

Dear Duncan, I see you used ‘they’ on Quigley. I’m not sure if that was a grammatical error on your part? Quigley also mentioned something about being ‘genderfluid’ in your letter, may I ask for you to explain those to me? Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

duncan: oh yea it [genderfluid] means the way quigley presents himself ranges from feminine to masculine to androgynous. it could also be a mix of those three.

being genderfluid (i think) also means that his gender is… fluid!

the ‘they’ for quigley wasn’t an error! they told me they wanted he/him and they/them pronouns be used to refer to them. i make sure to switch it up in sentences!

klaus: Dear Duncan, So you mean Quigley is like Chevalier d'Eon? French soldier who lived openly as a man and a woman? Pardon me for bombarding you with questions. Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

duncan: you know what ? yeah.

also

you don’t have to add a “dear [name]” and “sincerely, klaus” to every message hahaha

klaus: Dear Duncan, But it’s fun. :( You also told me in your letter that you have something to say to me? Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

duncan: ah, that? nothing. just rambling.

klaus: Dear Duncan, It’s alright. I won’t press any further, I don’t want to invade your privacy. :) Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

duncan: mhmgfdkhmhm you're too kind ☹❤

klaus: Dear Duncan, What does /that/ mean? It’s like you just put random letters together. Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

duncan: yeah thats what I did! its called a keyboard smash ;P u could try it, you know!

klaus: Dear Duncan, Oh, okay! I understand. Let me try. Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

Dear Duncan, d Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

duncan: That is certainly something.

but there is something I’d like to tell you! Just not right now, sorry

klaus: Dear Duncan, That’s okay! Might I ask, is this related to the accident you mentioned in your letter? Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

duncan: it isn’t 😅 it’s personal stuff

klaus: Dear Duncan, Oh, I see. I have something to say too.. I’ll just send it and go. Uhuhhfhfmmd (I'm pretty sure I nailed this keyboard smash you speak of.) I think I’ll say it later. May I call you tonight? Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire.

duncan: youre free to call me anytime! i wouldn’t mind at all!

you did nail that keyboard smash! nice one :D

klaus: Dear Duncan, Thank you. I look forward to calling you. Sincerely, Klaus Baudelaire

10:07 PM. TWO.

Klaus stared blankly at his phone, specifically at Duncan’s contact details. Should he even call Duncan? Of course, right?

He said I’m free to call him anytime, but what if I was a bother? Klaus Baudelaire, get a grip of yourself.

Klaus sighed and put down his phone. “If I waited until I’m ready, I’d be waiting my whole life.” He told himself. He took a deep breath and called Duncan.

Thirty-three seconds.

It took Duncan Quagmire thirty-three seconds to pick up the call, but it felt like an hour to Klaus.

“Hey, it’s Duncan!”

Klaus smiled and breathed out, “Hey.”

There was silence.

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Klaus started the conversation, “It’s… it’s been a long time since I last heard your voice.”

All Duncan could reply with was, “Haha, yeah. I could say the same about you.” Duncan rolled his eyes at Isadora, who gave him a thumbs down. “You said you were going to tell me something.”

Klaus nodded at Duncan's statement. Ah wait, he couldn’t see that. He pushed his glasses up before he spoke. “I just wanted to say that I missed you.”

Klaus couldn’t see Duncan’s reaction to his statement since they were very far away from each other but hearing that made Duncan’s heart flutter.

Both boys’ faces were red, and both of them had siblings to tease them about it.

“I missed you too.”, was all Duncan mustered. A silence fell upon the two boys’ conversation yet again, it was pleasant.

“Have I ever told you about one of my favourite authors?” Klaus asked. He had thought about telling Duncan about the weird feelings he’s been having about the Quagmire that night, but Klaus thought it could be a topic for another day.

“No, I don’t think we’ve got the chance to talk about such trivial matters.” Duncan’s voice brought Klaus out of his thoughts.

Klaus frantically looked around him. Was it really the time to ramble to Duncan about his interests? “Right. Well, um, I really like Herman Melville. He’s one of my favourite authors. I particularly enjoy the way Melville dramatises the plight of overlooked people, such as poor sailors or exploited youngsters– kind of cool of him.”

“That’s quite interesting. Perhaps you could read some of his works to me once we see each other again.” Duncan commented.

Klaus smiled to himself, “I’d love to.” He tried not to sound too enthusiastic, so Duncan wouldn’t think that reading a book to him and talking about how much he loves the said book was all Klaus thought about. “Ah, I also admire Hammurabi! I used to read Hammurabi’s Code back when… when…” Klaus’s voice trailed off into a heavy sigh.

“It’s alright. You don’t have to force yourself to talk about such personal topics.” Duncan replied, then asked Klaus about poets since “Isadora’s been writing things other than couplets”.

“Oh! Uhm…” Klaus thought about which poet to talk about. “Well, my least favourite poet is Edgar Guest. He was a writer of limited skill, I'm not one to diss on poets but Edgar wrote such awkward, tedious poetry on hopelessly sentimental topics. I mean, if I had to choose a poet, probably Nakahara Chuuya. He was influenced by Dadaism and other experimental poetry but I do enjoy his works!”

Duncan hummed and smiled. Although Klaus wouldn’t see him smile.

Klaus tightened his grip on his phone. “Sorry, if I’m talking too much. You could tell me, you know! I won’t get mad.”

Duncan replied, “You don’t talk enough, actually, we haven’t seen each other in over a year! I don’t care about how much you talk. Hearing your voice makes me feel… safe? I don’t know. There are times when I feel alone and do you want to know what I think about?”

Klaus stayed silent, eager to listen to Duncan’s words.

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“You. I thought about you. I missed you so much, Klaus Baudelaire. It’s silly! I wish I could hug you right now and… I’m so glad I can hear you talk right now, I love listening to you talk about all the books you’ve read and the authors you admire, as well as the authors you have a distaste for.”

Klaus was biting his lower lip the whole time Duncan spoke. He let go and asked, “What are you trying to say, then?”

Duncan sighed. “I’m saying I like you, Klaus.”

“Ah.”

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“Klaus? Are you there?”

Klaus pushed up his glasses and answered. “You know… I received the letter you sent almost a week ago but I didn’t think about telling Violet about it as soon as I did.” He dryly laughed at his selfishness. “I felt the need to keep this letter to myself, like a schoolgirl receiving a note from the guy she likes. I… I like you too.”

Duncan chuckled. “You like me.”

Klaus sighed, “Of course I do. I mean, why wouldn’t I? A journalist and a researcher are the perfect pair. Plus, you’re charming, intelligent, cute, talented, have neat handwriting, kind, noble, brave.” While Klaus listed those reasons for liking Duncan, he knew that no words could express just why he likes Duncan like that.

“So are you.” Duncan replied. A silence fell upon their conversation yet again.

“Well, I suppose I have to go to sleep. It is 10:24 already.” Klaus remarked. Despite that, he didn’t want to end the call. Ever.

Duncan hummed, “Yeah, me too. Good night, Baudelaire.”

Klaus slowly positioned the phone in front of his face. He looked at Duncan’s caller ID before he replied, “G’night Duncan.”

Neither of them ended the call.

Well, Duncan had to. Klaus overheard Isadora yelling at Duncan to go to sleep already.

“Good night, Klaus.”

Klaus smiled and replied. “Good night again, Duncan.”

For the first time in what felt like ages, Klaus fell asleep contentedly, thanking the world for Duncan Quagmire's presence in his life.