sarahcakes613
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Canadian, mid30s, any pronouns. Still a dog-loving angel who likes cake. Also known as the Galactic Ruler of the Rarepairs.
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sarahcakes613 · 55 minutes ago
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RIP AEW RAMPAGE (2021-2024)
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sarahcakes613 · 3 hours ago
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Begging for a Drew McIntyre mag if you find the time!
I gotchu! He was already on my list anyways 🤭
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sarahcakes613 · 4 hours ago
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hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first
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sarahcakes613 · 6 hours ago
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sarahcakes613 · 8 hours ago
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sarahcakes613 · 9 hours ago
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...goddamnit, I forgot to write today.
tomorrow's story will, uh. definitely go up tomorrow! it just. might be later than planned.
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sarahcakes613 · 10 hours ago
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what's everyone over 25 wearing to the living room tonight
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sarahcakes613 · 10 hours ago
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Source: Dorothy Parker FB
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sarahcakes613 · 11 hours ago
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sarahcakes613 · 11 hours ago
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# of fic words written this year: 161,732, divided among 137 individual works.
here's to another excellent year of fan fiction!
Thank you to everyone who has joined me this year as I explored new pairings, new kinks, and new tropes. I hope you'll all stick around as I no doubt continue to alarm myself with what my brain decides to put out.
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sarahcakes613 · 13 hours ago
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sarahcakes613 · 14 hours ago
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Usually it's women who buy from the feather shop, sometimes accompanied by tolerant men schlepping backpacks. But every so often a guy comes in, usually to buy a present, and as someone who's never really experienced guys shopping before, their efficiency in impressive. Guy comes in, I'll take that one, guy goes out.
The other day we had this massive bearded dude, 6'3 linebacker style, walk right in and declare in a gruff baritone "My fairy wings didn't arrive in time. I need some backup wings." We offered a massive pair of feathered green wings; he tried them on (tiny) and said "A little high in the back, but I'll take 'em." On his way out, by way of clarification, he said "I'm Tankerbelle."
I love the goths, I love the middle-aged street-clothes ladies trying something different, I LOVE the little kids, but Tankerbelle will always hold a special place in my heart.
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(I spotted him a few weeks later and got the pic; pleased to see he was still rocking our wings rather than what he'd ordered earlier!)
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sarahcakes613 · 16 hours ago
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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with
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sarahcakes613 · 17 hours ago
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this AEW 2024 recap brought a tear to my eye what a beautiful roster we have
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sarahcakes613 · 17 hours ago
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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
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sarahcakes613 · 17 hours ago
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What's the recalibrate series?
Recalibrate is an AU I wrote set in a BDSM-verse. The main series is focused on Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns but I also wrote an offshoot featuring Eddie and Claudio earlier this year. I'm hoping to revisit the Eddie/Claudio sidestory in 2025, I'm just waiting for the right idea to come to me.
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sarahcakes613 · 18 hours ago
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they should make games 8 gb again
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