#via incorrectquotesideas

[valtoswife]

Sally to Makusa: Please let me go. I’m just a sweet little girl who got caught up with the wrong crowd.

Marx arriving out of breath: How did you get out of the handcuffs?

Sally: Ah, just a trick I learned in juvie.

[mollyencrypted]

Dan: You murdered three people!

West: It all just sort of snowballed.

[zukosturtleducks]

Aang: I think Zuko is in trouble!

Katara, pre-field trip: Struggling to give a fuck, to be honest.

[courtesan-of-garage]

MC: Did you lose your job because of me?

Ethan Ramsey: Nah. Dr. Emery is a vampire. And she wanted me to join her legion of the undead.

MC: [quietly] I knew it!

[godsofhumanity]

Loki: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[incorrect-yagakimi-quotes]

Touko: Let me guess your hometown, I bet it starts with…. S.

Yuu: Maybe.

Touko: Sexytown?

Yuu: No, it’s the opposite of that.

Touko: SAITAMA?

[valtoswife]

Sally: The results are in. I’m afraid you have updog…

Valtos: What’s updog?

Sally: Rades, get in here! I told you I could do it!

[mollyencrypted]

Carter: [kisses Pickman]

Pickman: What is this?

Carter: Affection.

Pickman: Disgusting.

Pickman: ...

Pickman: Do it again.

[mollyencrypted]

Pickman: I thought that maybe-

Carter: [cuts Pickman off by kissing him]

Pickman: -you’d love me again.

Carter: Who says I stopped?

Alyda: Awwwww!

Pickman: ...

Carter: ...

Alyda: ...I ruined the moment.

[mollyencrypted]

Pickman, trying to tell Carter he's a ghoul: I need to get something off my chest.

Carter: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

[mollyencrypted]

Carter: Okay, yeah, I love Pickman! I have loving feelings for Pickman. But does that mean that I am in love with him? No-

Carter: Oh gods. I'm in love with Pickman.

Carter: Why didn't you guys tell me?

Warren: We thought you knew.

[mollyencrypted]

Carter: Hey everybody, today I bumped into Nyarlathotep in unknown Kadath so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

Carter: *pulls out a picture of Nyarlathotep with 'die, please' written on it and a graph* Benefits of killing him would be I would see him way less.

(this is not intended as a shipping post; please do not treat it as one)

[mollyencrypted]

Nyarlathotep: Why hasn't anyone killed you yet?

Carter: Dumb luck. In that I'm lucky you're all so dumb.

This is not a shipping post; please do not treat it as one.

[mollyencrypted]

Warren: Why are you being so nice to Pickman?

Carter: Because I'm a good person, and I'm polite and nice to everyone.

Warren: You're in love with him, aren't you?

Carter: Yeah okay I'm in love with him.

[mollyencrypted]

Incorrect Arkham's Razor 3

Newt, to Hermann: Your smile? It makes my day.

Raleigh, to Mako: Your happiness? I live for that.

Maddie: Hotel? Trivago.

[mollyencrypted]

Amina, approaching Unknown Kadath: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come.

Arif: We had to. There's safety in numbers.

Amina: Well, there's also death in numbers, Arif. It's called a massacre.