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Tony, after he stubs his toe: FUCK
Steve: Language!
Tony: What else am I supposed to say? “Woe is me??”
Steve:
Tony: You have to accept that swearing is necessary sometimes!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect avengers#incorrect marvel#tony stark#iron man#steve rogers#captain america#source: incorrectquotesideas
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Gabrielle: You’re a sweetie.
Xena: No, I’m rude and cold, I just love you.
#incorrect xena quotes#incorrect quotes#xena warrior princess#xena: warrior princess#xena and gabrielle#xena#gabrielle#source: incorrectquotesideas
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Paul, coaching Louis: You do understand that for the next 15 days I’m not your dad, I’m your therapist, right?
Louis: That’s fine. It’s not like I ever really saw you as a father anyway. I mean, I met you when I was 17.
Paul: And how does that make you feel?
#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#paul higgins#dad paul#source: incorrectquotesideas#dad and son
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Emily: Look! I dyed my hair neon green!
Serena: You look great.
Emily: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS BEHAVIOR? I AM CLEARLY PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED.
#the devil wears prada#incorrect quotes#incorrect dwp quotes#emily charlton#serena (dwp)#source: incorrectquotesideas
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Leona: You’re a sweetie.
Diana: No, I’m rude and cold, I just love you.
#incorrect targon quotes#incorrect quotes#leona x diana#leodia#league of legends leona#league of legends diana#leona#diana#league of legends#riot games#source: incorrectquotesideas
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Cassian: You’re so cute when you’re irritated
Nesta: I’m going to slit your throat
#incorrect acotar quotes#acotar#incorrect acotar words#incorrect acotar#incorrect quotes#acosf#cassian acosf#nesta archeron#nesta x cassian#nesta acosf#cassian x nesta#nesta supremacy#good for her#as she should#grumpy x sunshine#source: incorrectquotesideas#source: pinterest#nessian#incorrect nessian quotes#pro nessian#a court of wings and ruin#a court of silver flames#a court of thorns and roses#a court of frost and starlight#a court of mist and fury#acomaf#acofs#acowar
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Person A: I have an idea.
Person B: No murder.
Person A: I no longer have an idea.
#source: incorrectquotesideas#i don’t remember the source but this was my most popular quote back on my og blog!#the source was smth generic like tumblr or some shit#that post had like 10k notes#my og incorrect quotes blog had 10k followers#this one only has like 1k#i miss all y’all#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes ideas#incorrect quotes prompts#i think i should change my url cause i mean. that one’s confusing#like i already got a few dms asking if i was active cause of it lol#anyway.
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Bakugo: That's a pretty rock.
Toga: Ochako gave it to me.
Uraraka: I threw it at you.
Toga: She's very sweet.
#source: incorrectquotesideas#toga himiko#uraraka ochako#bakugo katsuki#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#incorrect quotes#bnha incorrect quotes#league of villains
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Plagg: Adrien melted cheese on top of a pear to try to get me to eat fruit.
Tikki: Did it work?
Plagg: Yeah…
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Salvador: Rule one of being an agent: use whatever tools or tricks necessary to stay ahead of your enemies.
Salvador: Rule two of being an agent: never give out free information.
Salvador: Rule three of being an agent: even though teamwork is important, if you’re sure you can handle something, do it.
Salvador: Got that?
Lola, writing “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” in her notes: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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Bucky: Randy has stapled his finger twice to get out of class.
Howard, impressed: The dedication. The passion...
#source: incorrectquotesideas#RC9GN#randy cunningham: 9th grade ninja#Bucky Hensletter#Randy Cunningham#Howard Weinerman
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Bucky: Oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc.
Steve: You can wreak absolute havoc as a person if you’re rowdy enough.
Bucky: But as a goose I would never feel remorse
#incorrect quotes#incorrect avengers#incorrect marvel#steve rogers#captain america#bucky barnes#the winter solider#white wolf#incorrect stucky#stucky#source: incorrectquotesideas
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Xena: It’s shit.
Gabrielle: It is very unpleasant...
#incorrect xena quotes#incorrect quotes#xena: warrior princess#xena warrior princess#xena#gabrielle#source: incorrectquotesideas
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Corrin: I'm going to get soup.
Leo: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Corrin, leaving the room: Pff. I'm not going to burn myself.
[30 seconds later]
Corrin, entering the room: I burned myself.
#leo x corrin#leorrin#leokamu#kamuleo#corrin fire emblem#leo fire emblem#fire emblem fates#incorrect fire emblem quotes#incorrect fire emblem fates#incorrect leokamu#source: incorrectquotesideas
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Gil-galad: During the party, you have to participate. Elrond, annoyed: Why?! Gil-galad: Because you’re a polite half-human person. Elrond: Gil-galad: And if I don’t get to hide in my room, no one does.
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#elrond#gil galad#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: one day at a time#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Medic: *cheerfully* I know what you have to do. Kill me!
Heavy: *whips around to look at Medic* ЧТО?!
Medic: Sorry, I say everything in a cheery manner, but in this case, it may be inappropriate. I’ll try again.
Medic: *leaning in with a somber frown, clearing his throat* You have to kill me, Heavy.
Medic: *cheerfully again* Better?
Heavy: НЕТ!
#Medic: It's fine I'll just respawn back in a couple of minutes!#Heavy: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!#source: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated#TF2 Medic#TF2 Heavy#team fortress 2#incorrect quotes
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