#source: incorrectquotesideas

[definitelyincorrect]

Bucky: Oh to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc.

Steve: You can wreak absolute havoc as a person if you’re rowdy enough.

Bucky: But as a goose I would never feel remorse

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: You’re a sweetie.

Xena: No, I’m rude and cold, I just love you.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Paul, coaching Louis: You do understand that for the next 15 days I’m not your dad, I’m your therapist, right?

Louis: That’s fine. It’s not like I ever really saw you as a father anyway. I mean, I met you when I was 17.

Paul: And how does that make you feel?

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Emily: Look! I dyed my hair neon green!

Serena: You look great.

Emily: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS BEHAVIOR? I AM CLEARLY PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED.

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Leona: You’re a sweetie.

Diana: No, I’m rude and cold, I just love you.

[incorrectacotarwords]

Cassian: You’re so cute when you’re irritated

Nesta: I’m going to slit your throat

[incorrectrivals]

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Tony: Oh no, that's terrible!

Tony: Did they win?

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: I’m hungry. Are these leftovers from yesterday or the day before that?

Person B: The day before.

Person A: Huh. Lunch or dinner?

Person B: Dinner.

Person A: Fresh enough. [eats 36 hours old beef]

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Bakugo: That's a pretty rock.

Toga: Ochako gave it to me.

Uraraka: I threw it at you.

Toga: She's very sweet.

[incorrect-emdt-quotes]

Salvador: Rule one of being an agent: use whatever tools or tricks necessary to stay ahead of your enemies.

Salvador: Rule two of being an agent: never give out free information.

Salvador: Rule three of being an agent: even though teamwork is important, if you’re sure you can handle something, do it.

Salvador: Got that?

Lola, writing “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” in her notes: Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Gil-galad: I can’t even SPEAK the name of the person who organized that MONSTROSITY…

Elrond: I don’t give a fuck. Her name was Galadriel.

Gil-galad: FUCKING GALADRIEL!

[definitelyincorrect]

Tony, after he stubs his toe: FUCK

Steve: Language!

Tony: What else am I supposed to say? “Woe is me??”

Steve:

Tony: You have to accept that swearing is necessary sometimes!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Medic: *cheerfully* I know what you have to do. Kill me!

Heavy: *whips around to look at Medic* ЧТО?!

Medic: Sorry, I say everything in a cheery manner, but in this case, it may be inappropriate. I’ll try again.

Medic: *leaning in with a somber frown, clearing his throat* You have to kill me, Heavy.

Medic: *cheerfully again* Better?

Heavy: НЕТ!

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Virgil: I like Roman, but after they talk to me, I feel like I need a nap.

[overheard-at-star-command]

XR: I would say I should quit while I'm ahead, but I'm not.

Booster: You're not ahead or you're not quitting?

XR:...both.

[incorrectjag]

Harm: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Bud: How am I supposed to know, Sir?

Mac: You say, Lieutenant, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Bud: *sighs*

Bud: You wouldn’t be trapped, Sir.