#vesperion

[arjengelly]

Crumbs 😭

[csavii]

Have some deranged no good bots who'd like to do questionable experiments on insecticons

[yourlocalabomination]

Me, trying to comprehend that I’m actually seeing Joey with my own eyeballs (Ted Spankoffski is the only thing that iv been able to think about for 5 months)

Joey:

[crossnamara]

i heart scrolling through the blogs of people i have blocked and being so fucking glad i blocked them. holy shit youre such a fucking asshole

[macnamanderweek]

Would anyone be interested in this blog/event being revived for 2024?

It seems like Ship Weeks are having something of a renaissance in the Hatchetfield fandom as of late, especially since NPMD came out on Youtube.

[2lurslinger2000]

i dropped to my knees

dirt nation im back im so back:

Summary: When Dimitri falls sick one fateful summer day, it’s up to the rest of the crew to nurse him back to health like he’d done for them so many times before.

And if u have any fic requests u have for the little cooking companionsverse can u please leave me a comment/reblog to say what u want bcs literally call me the baba yaga the way i will keep u all fed no matter the costs <333

[omen-of-ice]

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The North has been all that you’ve known your whole life— residing within its icy landscape as part of House Eirlys; Wardens of the North. You’ve never thought you’d one day leave to head south to Vela’thian— the kingdom of the elvhen— much less that you’d head there due to your betrothal with the king himself.

What will await you once you arrive? Is everything as it seems? Or is there something more brewing beneath the surface of the seemingly pristine nation?

Will you find your way back home? Or will you find something, or someone, worth staying for?

Let’s see how your story unfolds…

❄️ Play as the youngest heir to House Eirlys that’s been arranged to be married to the Elven King. Explore the wondrous world of Arlatha and the great elven nation of Vela’thian and its capital Ilyransari! You’ll meet a variety of characters, uncover plots (varying levels of angst), and potentially find love along the way! This game is rated 18+ for depictions of explicit language, alcohol consumption, potential sexual content, violence/blood, and death.

❄️ Customizable MC: name, gender, appearance, sexuality, hobbies, and some skills. (You can choose to not be attracted to men and tell Daeron, the king, this, don’t worry.)

❄️ Bond with your Lycana— a winged wolf that’ll stay with you until death. Customizable: name, gender, and fur color.

❄️ Explore Ilyransari and learn more about the fantastical world of Arlatha!

❄️ Meet a variety of characters— from reclusive dwarves to hotheaded goblins— that’ll bring unique experiences throughout your story.

❄️ Learn more about your own shrouded past and how you came to be where you are now. Will the truth finally set you free?

❄️ Keep in contact with your older brother— Kaladin. He’ll want to know how you’re doing.

❄️ Romance one of characters from your potential betrothed himself— the Elven King— to an orc commander that takes everything a bit too literally or a creature from the depths of the Vesperion Sea. Or maybe someone else will catch your eye.

❄️ Remember, above all else, to have fun!

Daeron [M] — The King — High Elf

The Elven King himself, a man known far and wide for his prowess in battle and resilience in the face of almost insurmountable odds. You’re not sure why he chose you to be his betrothed— after all he must have received hundreds of requests over the years— but you were instructed to not look a gift horse in the mouth; not when an ally like him would help your family and people immeasurably. With a hardened exterior, from years of battle and sacrifice, Daeron isn’t someone that’s easily accessible in the emotional sense, but you can’t help but notice how his eyes begin to soften every time you enter the room. Will something real begin to grow between you?

Daeron stands at around 6’3” (190.5 cm) with a warm beige complexion. Raven black hair falls across his forehead in gentle curls, a delicately crafted crown always situated atop them. His golden eyes, that seem to rival the sun in brilliance, are filled with a cunning intelligence; he has a toned physique, still holding a lithe quality that all elvhen seem to possess.

Larak [M] — The Commander — Orc

Seeing an Orc within Vela’thian is like seeing a starless night; it happens, but it doesn’t make it any less of an odd occurrence. Not after centuries of war between the Elven Nation and the Infernal Plains. Larak, however, seems to have taken his position in stride, ignoring all the looks he receives without a backward glance. After all, what is an orc to do without his clan? Especially one that was well on his way to becoming a chieftain of his own? Will you give him a reason to stay?

Larak stands at around 7’2” (218.44 cm) with a green complexion. Dark auburn locks are shaved on either side of his head, while the rest is kept in a long ponytail that falls down his back. He’s a hulking mass of muscle and brute strength— his most prominent feature, barring his sharp canines, being the twin scars running down his chest that pairs well with the one through his left eyebrow.

Calypso [F] — The Wanderer — Siren

The Vesperion Sea is an anomaly to most within Arlatha; for a creature from its watery depths to appear means one of two things. 1.) Something bad is about to happen. or 2.) It’s a pilgrimage of sorts that a few depth-striders take up every other decade. Meeting Calypso it’s easy to tell which one she is; her general amazement at the world around her being something that’d warm even the most hardened of hearts. With a desire to learn, and an aptitude to do so, she tries to take everything in stride, observing Vela’thian, and it’s inhabitants, with an ardent fervor that would be quite off putting in any other circumstance. Will you uncover things together?

Calypso stands at around 5’1” (154.94 cm) with a dark brown complexion— iridescent blue scales intercepting the expanse of it across her forearms, collarbone, and sparsely across her legs. The sea green of her gaze complements the deep royal blue of her hair beautifully— the voluminous curls falling down to just beneath her shoulders. She has an hourglass figure.

Shanaera [F] — The Spymaster — Dark Fae

The Royal Spymaster within Vela’thian, Shanaera is the longtime friend, and closest advisor, to Daeron. There isn’t much information about the early life of Shanaera— something she’s gone to great lengths to keep that way— and she’s rarely seen enough by the general populace to get a concrete opinion on. Keeping to the shadows, only appearing in court once in a blue moon, and with walls of ice surrounding her, it’s unsurprising why she has the reputation she does. A woman that’s just as deadly with her words as she is with any blade or poison— getting on her bad side isn’t a smart idea… But is it even possible to get on her good one?

Shanaera stands at around 5’11” (180.34 cm) with a sun-kissed complexion. Locks reminiscent of woven sunlight falls down to her hips in a cascade of gentle waves and soft curls— the strands bringing out the luminescent quality of her amethyst colored gaze. Grand wings of iridescent black are situated on her back, giving her elegantly slender body a broader appearance.

Fáelán [M/F] — The Best Friend — Wildling

You met Fáelán when you were ten years old during a winter ride with your family— something you had done dozens of times before— coming across their slight form underneath a snow drift, after your horse almost trampled them, wasn’t something you had been anticipating, but they haven’t left your side ever since. Not even when they had been offered an escort back to the village deep within The Thaeg; an ancient forest that covers over half of The North. You were best friends from that day onward— one never seen without the other. After all of that, should you truly be all that surprised when your self-appointed guard decides to come along to Vela’thian?

Fáelán stands at around 5’8” (172.72 cm) with a light gray complexion. Strands of hair, the color of which reminds you of freshly fallen snow, fall down to just beneath their shoulders in messy waves— usually kept in a intricate braid— pairs well with the deep crimson of their gaze. Their toned body is a far-cry from the scrawny individual they had been when you first met them— an intricate tattoo making a home on their right arm.

Valerian [M/F] — The Exiled Heir — Draconian

Tales of the land across the Vesperion Sea tell of the grand opulence of Edras— home of the draconian; dragon-kin. Valerian isn’t exactly who you’re expecting when imagining the royal family of Edras, but at the same time they seem to fit right in. With a smile that never reaches their eyes fully, a voice that never has to raise to be heard, and a presence that could command a legion, they bring a slew of questions and very little answers. Why were they cast out? Why are they in Vela’thian? And why do they seem to always find themself in your company? Will you be able to uncover any of these answers?

Valerian stands at around 6’6” (198.12 cm) with a fair complexion. Crystalline blue eyes seemingly burn with a fiery intensity— despite their icy coldness— which brings out the argent quality of their silver locks; M!Valerian keeping them down to his shoulders and F!Valerian keeping hers to her mid-back.

[inkwell-illustrations]

Who should I do next?

Tell me in the notes!!

Wiggly requested by: @vesperione

Mr. Davidson & Frank Pricely requested by: @pangothepangolin

part one & part two

[deathbydran0]

Now we've had the LIB on a reality TV show so get ready for...

THE LIB ON A ROAD TRIP + WEBBY

(Inspired by some fanart I saw on Instagram)

Webby is obviously driving because the others would teleport into a fucking ditch near the M25 (no matter where they were before)

They'd also probably call her to pick them up anyway because they tried to fly it and then realised that cars don't fly and they'd accidentally set it on fire.

Pokey is in the front passenger seat because he wanted to pick the music

Wiggly and he had a scrap outside the car before they set off (for the seat.)

Pokey's music taste is shit and Wiggly isn't listening to FNAF Beatbox for six hours

Wiggly is now sitting in the middle because he wants to also have access to the dashboard (so he can turn the music off on purpose and so he can backseat drive)

His seatbelt isn't on. He's probably standing up or lying over everyone else because 'he's bored'

About an hour in Webby used her webs to keep him in his seat because he's a little bitch.

Nibbly is on Wiggly's right and has all the snacks

He refuses to share them and eats them really dramatically on purpose (with sound effects)

Blinky is on Wiggly's left and REALLY wants to play 'I Spy'

Tinky keeps answering said I Spy questions with 'Ted Spankoffski' (no matter the letter)

Blinky is fed up as shit with the Ted obsession so keeps pointing at random places and saying 'Oi, Ted's over there'

Tinky falls for it every time

Tinky has been thrown into the boot, just playing with his Rubik's Cube

He has also lobbed said Rubik's Cube at Nibbly's head several times out of sheer boredom (and because he wants the food)

Out of spite Nibbly then swallowed it, choked it back up and gave it back to him. Tinky started throwing it at Wiggly after that.

Wiggly then threatened to set the sniggles on him and Webby has threatened to throw them all out the car.

Oh, and where are they going you may ask?

Butlins. They're going to Butlins.

(Ty @vesperione for the location)

[starcanwreckedpulpparentspoll]

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[arjengelly]

I just want them to be happy…together 🥲

[moonmoonthecrabking]

Would you happen to have any good fic recs (can be wip or completed, or some of your own) :D

hi anon!! it really depends on what you're into, though i've been posting more about hatchetfield i'll give you recs for that!! i'm going to sort this by ships, because it works in my mind so!! hope this helps!! not all the fics i like, but here are really truly just some!! especially since i couldn't find some i really liked unfortunately but, such is life. i generally like monstery themes and supernatural elements, so that's going to be a common theme in these recs, but not all of them.

jagertitty (grace x max) shameless self promotion - siren/werewolf au, incomplete, longfic @owlhari - ghost!grace and max meeting for the first time, she saves him from dying in the waylon prank, oneshot prince_doomed - another version of grace's dream of ghost!max?? the description on ao3 does it better, but either way it's very beautifully written, oneshot

lautity (grace x steph) shameless self promotion - tgwdlm au, i had fun, and it was nice to make grace instantly okay with being queer for fucking once, oneshot @vesperione (sorry for the late tag, i came across this scrolling through queer hf and realised i never fixed the post!!) - the fic is called good luck babe, what it says on the tin, gracie is repressed, oneshot @theiloveyousong - first meeting when steph and grace were little kids and adorable and you should read it, oneshot

lautski (steph x pete) @the-spaced-out-ace - pete is a mermaid, and Fun (emotional torture) is to be had, in progress but seemingly coming to a conclusion :) @max-will-one-day-be-okay - vampire steph vampire steph VAMPIRE STEPH- (in progress)

lautskity (grace x steph x pete) @max-will-one-day-be-okay - grace has a sexual fantasy about steph and pete, oneshot, :) @jklovesfandoms - generally great works for this ship, i say start with comfort her (in progress) and go from there :)

paulkins (paul x emma) slytherlynn - this fic is abandoned in the middle of very plotty stuff (so be warned it is incomplete and i doubt it will ever be complete), but it has infected!paul and i remember reading it on the train into high school YEARS ago, and i really like all the character dynamics @hotchocolateboy - very alice woodward centric, slice of life sort of stuff (my girl is going THROUGH it) but i just!! really like it!! in progress @affo-gatto-gateau - mermaid!paul fic, in progress, it's fun i'm enjoying it!! there is lore being set up and i am HERE for it

the npmd jocks (kyle x max, as well as brenda x stacy) @nibblelinephym - stacy and brenda are oblivious lesbians who are in love with each other, oneshot @tnoy-keraxis - a night (so yeah oneshot) where many people are in love and we get a peek into their lives, framed by max and kyle being useless and oblivious and tragic (they aren't useless, it's internalised homophobia)

duke x ted @amethystunarmed - duke is helping ted get custody for pete. duke is going through it. oneshot (part of a series)

i can safely recommend all of these fics, and other fics by these authors (even if they aren't listed here). happy reading!!! and ofc feel free to add recs in the reblogs!!!

[notanerdyprude]

the brothers ever (fully inspired by https://www.tumblr.com/vesperione/735339251755057152!!)

[starkidsbackbababababa]

So I just heard that Vesperione actually left the tumbler fandom, that’s a big surprise to me. But in their last message about me and this situation, they mentioned a video of me begging to be collared in a hey Melissa type of situation. Can someone please get a copy of this video over to me? It’s only the second time I’ve heard about it, but it seems to be a big thing floating around, and I’d just love to put my face next to the video to prove that it’s not me in it, because I’ve never done that.

Also, as MY final statement to their final statement, I’ve now provided MORE context and evidence surrounding Ves’s specific accusations then they themselves provided, because they realized that if they shows as much as I had, it would reveal that we’d discussed boundaries, and that we stuck to those boundaries through our RP, and never once did I roleplay a sexual scene. We roleplayed before, and after, which again I’ve stated makes me uncomfortable now in retrospect, but we stayed within those boundaries we’d discussed, and I have absolute proof of that.

Anyways yeah, please send me that video if you can find it because I’m honestly very intrigued.

[the-haiku-bot]

I GOT TUMBLR POLLS

TIME FOR MY CONTRIBUTION

TO SOCIETY

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I GOT TUMBLR POLLS TIME FOR MY CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY

[haileydilmore]

dude who the fuck even IS vesperione why does everyone know them but me lmao

ong so. get ready for a rant. if theres one thing i dont tolerate it's harassing children.

they were this person who would like. criticize everyone. be mean to everyone. they had smth like "idc if im a bitch, i know more about hatchetfield than new fans ever will" in their bio im not even joking and continuously were rude to people for theorizing something they didnt like.

then they called out this. "predator" in the fandom. it was a 16 year old who sent sexual jokes to them when they were also 16, they were like roleplay buddies or smth. i Saw the screenshots, it was a joke about like. plugging in a phone? and that being a sexual reference? and then also a weird pic of some. model i think? shirtless? smth like that. but they genuinely just sent their little sheep army after that person, a YEAR after it happened and tons of apologies. like that is not a predator or a pedophile. thats a (now) 17 year old who made a dumb joke. at worst theyre gross.

like yes. thats a bad thing to do. but it very obviously wasnt some sort of grooming strategy, it was a weird joke made by a teen. block and move on.

they started this whole thing where they "left the fandom" and a campaign like "ohh i just wanna protect the children in this fandom" and that makes the next part HILARIOUS

now theyre harassing a kid for posting smth liek. like a joke about pokey & the hokey pokey like the dance. like unprompted they said this

like. "haha this joke is pretty funny and doesnt hurt anyone" does Not warrant a response like this.

they (or one of their little pals <3) also told my friend to rot i think it was? for still associating with me after saying the "predator" thing was hugely blown out of proportion