#very very hot ask

[ohnomytummy]

i hope you don't mind me sharing this with you, but ughhhh, my poor tummy feels so desperately, desperately unwell. it's been feeling so queasy and bubbly all day, after i stuffed myself with all kinds of greasy, oily chips and schnitzels and salads and ice cream and sticky date pudding at lunch today, but it's getting into SO much turmoil now. i ate SO much food, and i can feel it all congealing and rotting and swirling around in my poor distended tum -- it hasn't digested at all, and i think something i ate might have been bad. i keep burping, and it feels wet and sickly, and i'm starting to salivate a bit, and i can't stop moaning and shaking with pain after all the horrible cramps i'm getting... i think i need someone to pass me a bucket now or help me make it to the toilet, because i can feel my meal rising up my throat and i feel like i'm on the verge of gagging it all up...

what would you do to help me violently vom all of this horrible disgusting mess out of my tummy?

(🌻 can i claim this emoji?)

🌻 mmm yes you can sweetheart 🥵

That sounds like quite the lunch, my goodness. And to deal with that horribly sick tummy for so long after? What were you doing? Gosh, I hope you weren’t at work…

Sounds like you wouldn’t need much help getting your tummy to eject all that food, baby. You seem on the edge of running and kneeling in a bathroom. Sounds like what you need is a firm hand on your back and another rubbing your lower belly, pushing out all that rotten food.

But sounds like you may have some food poisoning, which could last all night…sick tummies need sleep, so I’d bring a bin and many bags to bed with us. Letting you drift in and out of sleep, knowing you’ll wake up with cramps and a newly bloated tummy again soon. Every time you empty your belly, it bloats up again…so discourteous…

I’d run my hands over your belly. Lay kisses on your sensitive flesh, and help you through the night as best I could.

[dingledraw]

Oo oo oo OO!!! U SHOULD DRAW AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY IN TRIXIE MATTEL AND KATYA'S STYLES!!!!!!!!! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL AND FUN!!

Energyyyyy…

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

[ask-spiderpool]

[a2zillustration]

Gale and I had the exact same reaction when we opened that door.

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[sawxwhxrex]

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[chubbychiquita]

PLEASE post some new b/a’s I beg

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[dunmeshistash]

other characters consider Laios handsome? And fallin?

I think they're considered average or above average? Falin has had at least two people with crushes on her (3 if you count music note as a gay crush) and Laios had girls talking about him plus the marriage seeker Asivia (though apparently she had crushes on everyone)

Marcille thinks Falin is pretty/cute and obviously toshiro does to

I don't remember anyone mentioning Laios' looks but Falin is described as having beautiful skin on the adventurer's bible

[catebees]

hi!! would love to see your take on king endrin aeducan? ur vision for orzammar npcs is so delightful

Guy who poisoned his own brother voice: "What do you mean my child killed their own brother"

[temeyes]

sobbing I LOVE YOUR STYLE One moment it's all serious then we just have it to sweet litol big-eyed babies 😭

I shall ask if i can feast on your art 🥺

oh yes you may feast- doODLEBOB GHOST PUT THE PEWPEW DOWN!!!

[cuntdrool]

I'm so gay for other dogs... it's becoming a problem? I haven't been able to do anything about this irl but all I want to do is mount the fuck out of another dog boy while our owners watch and laugh and the sounds I'm fucking out of him. I want to pin him down and rub his pussy until he's yelping and whining. I'd show off his swollen little puppy cunt and twitching clit to his owner, and mine would praise me for playing so well. I want to wrestle him back down when he thinks it's over and fuck him into the carpet while he drools and cums and cries on my strap. Why won't people I know let me mount their dog boys for them. Why am I being stopped.

[0039pf-third-blog-hooray]

i couldn't stop thinking about my favorite ice cream all evening, which has been in the freezer since yesterday and which i can't eat yet, so i thought of someone to give it to so i could sleep peacefully

[cupcakeslushie]

not kink-shaming but I am side-eyeing you for being a lesbian about a spider

Look

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[profanepurity]

I wanna kiss Alpha all over his face

Your style makes me just GREHEHEYHEYEY3EHEY

I love him sm and I rarely see art of him 😭

Thank you so much!! ❤️🖤 I agree, Alpha deserves more art.

[buwheal]

Hey Spamton, how are Pipis created?