#very tasty thank you

[welcometoteyvat]

gradually letting out the accumulated thoughts of genshin updates + gaming insanity shortly but first: i'm so fucking thoroughly insane about jakob rene mary-ann carter/caterpillar and alain, and yes, i am a million years late to this party

[kabutoraiger]

pathetic beaten up racles-sama still trying to act all haughty <3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Yue Qingyuan and Tianlang Jun having tea together ☕

[Commission for @absolmon!]

[fumifooms]

Hien & Benichidori compilation

Okay so I put a & but this absolutely a shippy post, the hienichidori community is quiet af and there is no discourse but their comics in their Adventurer’s Bible profiles…!!! Many may ask, does Benichidori canonically have a crush on Hien?! Straightforward answer: It’s left heavily implied but yes. Alternate answer: If the framing of Falin in an explosion as Toshiro says that he loves her isn’t meant to associate the explosion with falling in love when it is mirrored in the next page, then… I think it’s a mix of both, I don’t think just this is true because Hien wouldn’t know who Shuro is talking about or even what Falin looks like, but it could be that the explosion is instead meant to show a world vision being shaken, the thing blowing you away. So for Hien, having Shuro say that breaks this unsaid assumption she’s always had that they might end up together, and thus Falin is taken like an explosion to the face. Similarly, for someone with facial dysmorphia and for who appearances and being subservient are everything, having Hien be confident and totally assume her plain looks, even uplifting herself, that also shakes her world like a bomb. And yes it’s not just about the makeup!! Benichidori’s drawn to her confidence, to her unapologetic attitude, to her attitude. Benichidori unexpectedly snapped at Hien too, but she was totally unshaken and she replied casually and lightheartedly even then; Benichidori saying she can be herself with Hien is about Hien not caring about her mask, both her makeup and her subdued demeanor. Hien is canonically special to Benichidori.

And on the note of that comic, I took a picture from my Adventurer’s Bible for this but I think the fantranslations I’ve seen are lovely too, really gets across all the meaning of the original sentence… Where Benichidori said "She was the only one I could be my unadorned self in front of" (which is my fave) or "I’m able to act my honest self with her". Benichidori having body(more specifically facial) dysmorphia is explicitly stated in the Adventurer’s Bible btw.

Pleasee how Hien’s extra is her talking about her life story and Toshiro to Benichidori… How Hien says "That guy is blind!" and Benichidori says "I’ve noticed that 😊" as if saying that Toshiro is blind to what a catch Hien is… Also in the ninja girls’ shared inn room Benichidori puts her futon next to Hien’s bed.

[enjoy-my-swearing]

*leaves it here and runs away*

[yaksha-lover]

You know.. Since in canon Rollo probably has some level of self-loathing since he hated magic as a MAGE (I.e someone who USES magic), maybe in the vampire au, Rollo could be a dhampir (half vampire, half human)? He absolutely despises his vampire heritage, and because of that he refuses to take even an ounce of blood from anyone because that would make him no better than them. But, due to that, he's always thirsty, constantly repressing the bloodlust itching at the back of his mind. Yet.. yet..when he finally has you in grasp.. Gods you smell wonderful. His pupils are blown wide, drool dripping from the corners of his mouth, stomach growling and moaning like a starving tiger. He's glad he filed down his fangs, otherwise he might not have been able to resist biting into that beautiful soft flesh of yours... Doesn't mean he's not giving you so nice open mouth kisses on your throat and wrists though.

He’s been good, resisted every temptation in front of him, passed every test from his god. His condition is undesirable but ultimately unchangeable. He hasn’t been greedy, not like the filthy beasts who seek to gratify themselves with blood.

He’s been restrained, perfectly in control of himself despite the hunger that gnaws at him hour upon hour. It’s an art in itself, the way he’s numbed himself to the scent and allure of human blood. Despite his ravenous appetite, he can hold himself together just fine in the presence of it.

That is, until he meets you. Your blood’s never even been exposed to him through a wound, but every moment he’s around you, it calls to him. The sound of your resting heartbeat is far too loud, drowning out all other noise. All other blood was like gruel to him, but yours smelled of ambrosia.

At first it’s enough to catch a whiff of your blood, to place kisses and covert licks upon your throat, your wrists, your thighs.

It’s enough, until it’s not. Until Rollo starts convincing himself that you’re not like the others. You’re not a test but a blessing, a sweet reward for all of his devotion and piety. A gift prepared just for him, meant to satiate his endless thirst, the only one he can feed off of forever.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

unethical prof!kenny would absolutely hit

the freaky wisdom… life lessons that are a bit out of pocket… i like where this is going

ANON . YOU GET MEEEEE I LOVE YOU…..

YES YES TO ALL OF THOSE :33c he’s soooo off putting but also dangerously charming��. the kind of professor who seems really really chill during class, ropes the students into his discussions, makes them laugh…. but he switches up completely during exam season 💀 can go from chill to scary and strict sooo quickly. takes learning very seriously. his classes are just very wild….. says something ominous very casually and everyone is just ?? voted most likely professor to have a body in his basement lmao

kenjaku enjoys hearing his students’ thoughts, but especially yours…. almost always keeps his eye on whatever side of the lecture hall you’re in. nods appreciately at your answers to his questions with a smile that stretches just a little wider than with other students…. it’s a sickening dynamic because i think the way he feeds you approval is very intentional. he can tell that you’re seeking it. you’re his favorite student and he doesn’t exactly try to hide it….

…. honestly the whole concept kind of stemmed from this thought i had of how scary he would be 😭 in just how quickly he switches up . one moment you’re lying in bed together and he’s almost sickeningly sweet, treats you as an equal … the next he’s looking at you with this disappointed gaze because you didn’t do well on your exam . he’s just awful

[fruitisthenewvegitable]

Shout out to @careydraws for giving the people what they want (Taako/Kravitz kiss, Magnus’ ass, angus content)

[squishykitty825]

Mother made me lunch 🥰

@the-lights-are-loud

[machveil]

Why you both good at drawing and writing

Are you a gem of this world (yes you are)

aah!! thank you(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ not me binging your blog the other day haha

your Simon Riley fics are so, so good✨ absolutely eat them up! I’m glad you enjoy my drawn and written work!! I’ve been having fun with them, super happy people enjoy them (＾ｖ＾)🌸✨

[teddybeartoji]

MICKEY MCIKRY MICKEYY <33 ur wips . look so delicious i want to gobble them up but if you could especially elaborate on this one .....

THIS IS ME RN 👹👹👹👹 i need whatever this is so so bad if u have any information please fess up before i go insane please and thank you

(and i love u :33 i hope you are taking care of ur hot sexy self :33 biting u so hard :33)

HELLOO ALEXIS MY DARLINGGG>:33333333 AWOOOOO THE WEREWOLVESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're both sick in the head i'll just start off with that lmao the idea originated from my desire to write about feral satoru, about satoru who's just a bit off the rails yk? (hot) and so i ended up with this hyena/wolf satoru:3333333 btw suguru is just kind of suguru i think he does the sick in the head thing very well all on his own i didn't have to do much with himhgasdghsahgda

anyway the whole thing is supposed to be a bit scary and suffocating and uncomfortable, like the reader is lost in the woods in the middle of the night and then bumps into these two freaks and then they make the reader play a game of chase with them??????? (hot) they really are a couple of freaks in this but i'm having so much fun with it it's insane . i can't wait to actually write the chase part, i'm gonna try and make it as intense as i can hehehehhee

COME AND ASK ME ABOUT MY WIPS:333333

[kakusu-shipping]

Another year, another very messy cake, and another very happy birthday to the love of my life; Koro-Sensei!! To the future!

[bronanlynch]

I don't usually post very much abt whatever I'm reading as my 1-2 chapters per night to unwind my brain book bc the idea there is to Not look at a screen but I just finished the 3rd volume of yuwu and man. ximang huh

[shalom-iamcominghome]

Your challah looked really good! You should’ve seen the ugly, hard and crusty matzah I made years ago

Aw thank you!

And frankly, I bet the matzah wasn't any worse than any other matzah out there (matzah libel is allowed here on this blog, but I do appreciate it for what it is. I kind of miss my cardboard snack...)

[rafent]

✦ fata organa: a flash of real emotion glimpsed in someone sitting across the room, as if you could see backstage through a gap in the curtains.

OBSCURE SORROWS - fata organa, a flash of real emotion glimpsed in someone sitting across the room, as if you could see backstage through a gap in the curtains. also sent by @dcggersedge

Smiling Nil took in the stock of his blessing. They were missing the Divine One, an empty chair where they used to be, but they did the best they could to ignore the scars. At the banquet table, his gaze slid to left where Zelestia and Gregory were seated on one side. Veered right and were met with Mauvier and Madeline; mentor and student like two halves of a whole. At last, across where he could always see her but more importantly be seen in turn: Nel, his own half.

If only his happiness weren't stolen, he could almost believe that this was all he needed to be happy. Together with everyone, making the most of what they were dealt. But it was mere fantasy shadowed by the afterimage of reality. None of it was meant to last and he knew it. He knew it.

Rafal, smile fading, looked down at his plate. Sitting among yet apart, a light cast on the only one who didn't belong as happy faces grew dim. His tinny fork touched to the plated puree of a grape sauce, black as blood beside the meat. Every meal could be his last, every gentle look, every kind word, each and every one a finality if the worst - and likeliest - circumstance should befall him.

The false lord, the false brother, the lies he told could never be forgiven. Even across an eclectic flock of dragons and humans that blood or kingdom had disowned, there were limits to what they'd accept, and one day they'd discover them; that gaping hole in idyllic garden walls, traitorous, wretched little Nil whom they thought so gentle and innocent - so trustworthy - who wasn't any of those things at all.

Nothing but an imposter, and nothing about him real, they'd look at him with different eyes. Maybe all he had to do was wait.

On a pitch of someone's bright laughter, he perished the thought and returned to their meal. He buried it with laugh joined to theirs, swallowed down another bite along with his heart. Discovery was his future, and that future his likely end, but for as shortly as they didn't know, he could pretend like their feast of kindness was for him.

[officiallanxichen]

[Image description: a photo of a pile of homemade lembas on a plate, which resembles rough-edged tan biscuits. End image description.]

oh yeah lembas time