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The TikTok ban is hitting like a truck rn I’m so bored </3

Here’s Eduardo content ‘cause he’s pretty cool ig 😼 im turlet

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this is what a toxic relationship looks like,,,

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понял.

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Tom: ¿Haces yoga?

Tord: Me ayuda a despejarme cuando estoy bajo estrés, y si se lo dices a alguien, te cazaré como a un animal y te arrancaré la lengua.

Tom: Oh, definitivamente no se lo diré a nadie. Solo sigo sorprendido de que seas tan flexible. Aún sigo sin creerme que te puedas doblar así sin romperte la espalda.

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Tom: You do yoga?

Tord: It helps me clear my head when I’m stressed, and if you tell anyone, I’ll hunt you like an animal and rip out your tongue.

Tom: Oh, I’m definitely not telling anyone. I’m just still amazed at how flexible you are, I still can’t believe you can bend like that without breaking your back.

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so scared

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weird red thing

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throws all this tordedd at u

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Tord: Alright, stand behind him, put your right hand on his left cheek and your left hand on his right cheek, and twist his head sharply until you hear a crack. After that, he should feel like a ragdoll. Matt: And that… will knock him out more, right? Tord: Not exactly... Well, it’ll actually kill him. Matt: What? We can’t kill him! Tord: Sure we can. But if you’re going to be a crybaby, just tie him up and gag him. But at the first sign of trouble, I want you to put a bag over his head and break his legs. Matt: How did I let you talk me into this? Tord: Don’t complain. I let Tom kick my ass for you; you owe me.

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Tord: Muy bien, colócate detrás de él y pon la mano derecha en la mejilla izquierda, y la mano izquierda en la mejilla derecha y gira su cabeza con fuerza hasta que sientas un chasquido, luego de eso debería sentirse como una muñeca de trapo.

Matt: Y eso… lo dejará más inconsciente, ¿verdad?

Tord: No, exactamente… Bueno, en realidad lo matará.

Matt: ¿Qué? No podemos matarlo.

Tord: Sí, si podemos, pero si vas a ser un llorón, solo átalo y amordázalo, pero a la primera señal de problemas quiero que le pongas una bolsa en la cabeza y le rompas las piernas.

Matt: ¿Cómo deje que me convencieras de hacer esto?

Tord: No te quejes, deje que Tom me pateara el trasero por ti, me lo debes.

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Tord: Edd, when I die, I don’t care who else shows up at my funeral. I only care that you are there.

Edd: Of course I’ll be there. A killer always has to show up, pretend to be sad to throw off the cops, and collect the insurance money. I’ll probably be the only one who shows up anyway.

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Tord: Edd, cuando muera, no me importa quién más esté en mi funeral, solo me importa tú estés ahí.

Edd: Por supuesto que estaré allí. Un asesino siempre debe aparecer y fingir pena para despistar a la policía y al seguro. Y probablemente sea el único que vaya.

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Here's a bunch of EddTord stuff from 2024 that I never posted <3

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Monster Tom. Please. *Eats your artstyle*

I don't have a lot of art with him, but I love this version very much!And a bonus with the monster Jon 🩵💜

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NATIONAL GINGERS KISSING DAY TODAY!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !! ! or something like that, I don't know english

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Patryk: Did you know manslaughter is the least serious murder charge? Tord: Really? Patryk: Yeah. For example, involuntary manslaughter literally means you can kill someone by acting like a clueless idiot with no common sense who didn’t think anyone would die. Sounds cool, right? Tord: And convenient. Patryk: Exactly. It’s the most socially acceptable form of murder. Tord: So, do you think they should rename it? I mean, calling it manslaughter sounds so dramatic. Patryk: Absolutely. How about: “Unintended end of life,” “Accidental blackout,” or “Oops, didn’t think that would happen”? Tord: I’ve got it! “I can’t believe it’s not murder.” Patryk: I like it.