Don't ask how my brain came up with this...
Kafka as Spiderman and Hoshina as J. Jonah. Jameson and they're in a secret relationship with Hoshina knowing who Spiderman is. Which leads to a whole different interpretation of menace.
Hoshina: That Kaijuman is a menace!
Kafka(as Kaijuman and outside Hoshina's office window.): You're just mad because I made you cum first last night!
Hoshina: *whips around and tries to launch a coffee mug through the open window at his Kaiju/spider lover* *Kafka catches it and webs it to the high ceiling of his office, just out of reach before he swings away.*
Hoshina: KAIJUMAAAAN!
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hello treasured mutuals! if you have not absolutely had it up to here with me for fixating so heavily on the vampire armand lately.... if indeed you are here for the armand content ..... and we don't have any threads underway, today i offer you STARTER CALL FOR ARMAND. tomorrow? who knows...
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Day 31: Free Day
(Inspired by prompt "OTP Grocery shopping/cooking together", Hyth and Hades Stay AU.)
Unlike Hades, Hythlodaeus had not seen so much of the star as it is now as to be bored by it. In fact, he was absolutely ecstatic to accompany Akira on mundane errands just to see more of it. So that's what brought him with her to the Steppe as she picked up some of her harder to obtain but dearly loved ingredients.
Upon their return home, he enthusiastically joined her in cooking, performing what steps he knew and watching Akira to learn the ones he did not. Akira was still unused to having such a full household, so she appreciated the help.
It also made it feel much more fun than just another chore.
Dinner complete, they settled together to wait for their third. Maybe not so patiently as they began picking at the food anyways.
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TAGS ; CYRAN AZERRAD KAPRAL
[ the vampire. ❧ ic. ] cyran.
[ back and forth from good to bad and every heartbeat! ❧ visage. ] cyran.
[ give me one good honest kiss; nobody. ❧ isms. ] cyran.
[ the snow beckons me to fall down (and to stay down). ❧ aesthetic. ] cyran.
[ if you still want me come and find me in my coffin. ❧ lore. ] cyran.
[ i'm fast as fuck! ❧ crack. ] cyran.
[ i'm actually notoriously great at games. ❧ dash games. ] cyran.
[ i'm walking out of here in one piece. ❧ verse; main. ] cyran.
[ i don't care what comes after. ❧ verse; campaign. ] cyran.
[ if you want me i'll need you; you prevent my heart from stopping! ❧ cyran & amsel. ] spiteriisen.
[ selfish & broken & cruel (you are someone i have loved & will never know). ❧ cyran & thea. ] risingretribution.
[ it's a careless kind of love (spit out the many apologies i could eat). ❧ cyran & dharlan. ] deityleft.
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Given to some observations of mine since I've decided to write Jinhsi, I came with the decision of withdrawing from posting calls consistently as I have, meaning that I won't write more starters basically. If you'd ever like one or don't see a way to strike an IC interaction, I encourage you peeps to approach me via what's more comfortable to you (I'll keep it private, of course) so we can come to an agreement, work together to make it happen!
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the thing with having a post-canon, off-the-rails vince (which I absolutely will) is that each time i think about writing up a quick description to slap on my verses page, i just Get Sad™ thinking about poor rody's fate ಥ_ಥ
me @ me: wdym he's ded in this verse wtf that's not allowed ???
the endless struggle of wanting to have that verse available for certain interactions (though I apologize to anyone who would engage in that verse bc vince is not okay), but depressing myself (and vince) having to accept rody's gone :')))) help
edit: ok i sucked it up and did it crisis averted
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Telling people you're Christian: Blasè, dated, wrong. Instant dislike.
Telling people you're a true follower of Christ: Idk... What I'm saying but I'm trying to make a point about Christians not actually following the teachings of Christ and if they were True followers then they wouldn't be so far up everyone's ass with controlling and hateful policies like...
Homophobes think more about gay sex than actual gay people! And they're way too concerned about genitals.... and they're really creepy about children... ACTUAL children.
The projection is REAL. The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! You're the problem! You're the person you're scared of!
They freak out over people "forcing trans on kids" as if they themselves aren't forcing unnecessary surgeries onto Intersex babies!!! Transphobes are the ones forcing kids to transition!!
If they truly believed in their "God" then they would not mutilate intersex babies! Because they would believe God made them that way and that they were special or whatever idfk.
IT ISN'T ABOUT THE BIBLE! THEY JUST WANT CONTROL!!! How the FUCK are you gonna say something was "God's plan" and then mutilate a baby?!?!? They deny their children life-saving medical treatment bc it's "God's plan" but then in the same breath mutilate intersex babies... put them on hormones that make them sick... just so they can be "normal".
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THE FIRST 5 ASKS TO SEND 💋 GET A KISS || accepting
@countlessrealities sent; 💋 [[ my Rick & Verosika || he just had to ]]
Night clubs were a place Verosika frequented. She loved the music, loved to dance. Just to let go, drink and party until she passed out. Even better if she had someone by her side. Tonight, that happened to be Rick. The guy that she had taken a liking to.
In what way, she didn't know just yet. She just liked him.
She twirled around, back flushed against his chest. Her hips swayed to the beat, rubbing up against his crotch. Suggestive, flirty, and maybe a hint of what she wanted for later. If he would want that, of course.
Her arms lifted up, curling around his neck. As a hand pushed his face closer to hers, she tilted her head to smash her lips against his. A passionate kiss, one that followed the rhythm of the music. She was feeling so good at that moment. It's as if all of her troubles vanished.
And she had Rick to thank for that.
"Get me another couple of vodka shots, please, baby~" She put on her best cutesy voice, teasing him of course.
Verosika kiss count: 2/5
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Barrowman 'Verse insanity - #1 World Without End, snippet 8/?
i'll just leave this here.... for you to take the scenery in
if nothing else, couldn't the joke have been executed better, at least? "keep your pants on"? no? ugh
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12:22 AM
Finally laying down tonight
My bed smells like you and it feels as if it always did
This is the natural state of my bed
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