#veggie ideas

[usssnarfblat]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the courageous heroes who will save America and Gaza...

The "Progressives" Who Won't Do Anything!

We are progressives 

Who don't do anything 

We stay home and we

Refuse to vote!

And if you ask us 

To do anything 

Well just tell you...

...We're abstaining

Well I wouldn't vote for Hillary 

Cuz she was problematic 

And I couldn't vote for Biden

Cuz that geezer's hit the wall

And I won't accept an ally

If we disagree on anything 

And I'm not voting for Harris in the fall...!

Cuz we're "progressives"

Who won't do anything 

We just like to act

Righteous online 

And when minorities 

Beg us to do something 

We'll just tell them...

...We're "protesting!" 

Yeah I love to harp on Gaza

But the fact that Trump would make the war

A hundred times more bloody 

Doesn't factor in at all!

I don't care about the outcome 

I just like some moral hand washing 

I'm fine if Trump takes over in the fall! 

Cuz we're progressives

Who won't do anything 

We'll vote "third party"

Or not at all 

And when Trump says ...

"Let Israel finish the job!"

We'll just tell you...

"But Harris supports Israel!"

Adult Who Does Their Research: "And Palestine! She wants to rebuild Gaza and get the Palestinians a free state! Can you imagine the waves that would send through that part of the world, if a WOMAN president was the one to help the Palestinians? The affect that could have on Afghanistan? Iran?

She can't magically end the war, but she cares about the Palestinians one hell of a lot more than the Islamophobic narcissist does!

And not to sound cold, but the war in Gaza is just a drop in the bucket of terrible things going on in the world that Trump can make a LOT worse! Not to mention everything here at home! Have you been following *any* other news?"

Look, I'm sad that Ro was overturned 

The middle class is shrinking 

And I do remember kids in cages at the boarder wall

And I want to help the homeless 

And I care about transgender rights

Just not enough to vote for them this fall! 

Cuz we're Progressives 

Who don't do anything 

We just preach and fap

And b*tch online 

And if you beg us 

To please do something 

We'll just tell you 

We're not choo-oosing!

Using violent insurrection

To overturn the election 

And all of the other blatant fascist writing on the wall

Doesn't bother me the slightest 

Cuz I slept through Modern History...

Adult Who Does Their Research: You guys are putrid. 

....And we're happy to let Trump back in this faaall! 

Are you an "activist" who takes action? Or just a dressed-up vegetable?

[blakbonnet]

Ed learning how to sketch and doing these elaborate ones of Stede and getting frustrated when he can't get the nose right but trying to get it to look as much like Stede as he possibly can, and then eventually graduating to make full body sketches and the walls of the inn are littered with smudgy charcoal prints and sketches of Stede reading naked, Stede cooking naked, Stede fishing naked, and in every single one Stede's dick has a little smiley face drawn on it c:

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Hazbin Hotel would have been a lot shorter if these fuckers were the Exorcists

[laismoura-art]

Uncle Bi-Han:

Satoshi: You're so tall Uncle Bee! What did you do to get this tall?

Noob, trying to be a good influence: I... ate all my veggies as a kid?

Satoshi: I see...

Satoshi: Mom, dad, did you not eat all your veggies as kids?

Harumi: >:O

Hanzo: >:O

Kuai: *snorts*

Noob: *vanishes*

@mikka-minns @thedragonholder @madamealtruist @orbitinytheworld @running-with-the-feels Y'all want some Subscorprumi + cool Uncle Bi-Han?

[faith-nerd]

VT Silly Song Showdown SEMI-FINALS: Left Side

The Water Buffalo Song (1993) vs The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (1997) vs Endangered Love (Barbara Manatee) (2000)

[phoebepheebsphibs]

Yo fellow christian!! Have you heard the announcement of the Veggietales Larry Boy movie releasing in 2026? Despite me being an adult now, I still love Veggietales and I plan to see it for the sake of my christian nostalgia!!

ARE YOU FOR REAL

ARE YOU FR FR

MY FELLOW BELIEVER IN CHRIST MY FELLOW BLESSED DISCIPLE MY FELLOW CHILD OF GOD YOU CANNOT BE PLAYING WITH ME ABOUT THE LEAN AND MEAN GREEN MACHINE HERO OF BUMBLYBURG

IS THIS FACTUAL?!

*googles it at midnight*

IT’S THE TRUTH

[brunchbinch]

Roasted chickpea and veggie bowl (x)

[rumor-weed]

Veggietales fandom on Tumblr being surprisingly quiet about this news… it may be a rumor, but as the Rumor Weed Tumblr Account, it’s my job to spread it 🫡

EDIT: an update

Well, if it’s happening, Phil isn’t involved in any way, so… yeah 😬 bad choice for a theatrical film of a beloved nostalgic franchise and character. Without the soul, you aren’t reviving it - you’re puppeting a corpse. Viewers can tell the difference.

[hazel2468]

I'm feeling salty so I'm just gonna say-

If you can't handle the idea of feeding live prey to something.

Do not get a pet. That requires you. To feed it live fucking prey. There are SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS!

Also don't be that fucking weirdo who goes on other people's socials and bitches about how it's "inhumane" or "gross". They'd be doing it out in the wild. It's a little something called nature. And no, you cannot find an "alternative" for your mantis.

It's a MANTIS. It is like. One of the most famous predatory insects. It is infamous for eating its prey alive.

If you're going to be a little baby about feeding live prey. Then get a pet that doesn't need that. And shut the fuck up.

[iamvegorott]

Magicians Don't Need Superheros Pt33

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Marvin chewed his cheek as he read over the texts again, having doubts about the newest plan for dealing with the Iplier. He wanted to spend more time studying chaos magic but Chase was getting antsy about the Ego running around without being watched over. Marvin was sure if the whole ‘red eyes incident’ didn’t happen, he wouldn’t be as worried about time. 

“I still don’t know how to feel about this,” Jackie muttered, chewing on his nails. “He’s, like, magic and stuff. Wouldn’t he notice a tracker on him?” 

“It’s a device made with nothing magical attached to it.” Marvin didn’t look away from his phone as he lowered Jackie’s arm to get him to stop chewing. “The only reason he’d try to find it is if he’s suspicious. I still don’t know how Mad made something so small.”

“Did you ever catch what Anti traded Mad for the tracker?” Jackie rocked between his feet, sticking his hands into his hoodie’s pockets to prevent himself from gnawing on them more. 

“Nope. But knowing them it’s either something to do with sugar and caffeine or fire.” 

“Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll agree to come with us? We won’t have to worry about the tracker at all if he does that.”

“Maybe.” Marvin sighed and put his phone away. “If we weren’t looking for this Iplier, I’d be enjoying this view more.” He commented as he looked out. 

They were standing on top of a fairly tall grass hill, the view Marvin spoke of was mostly of trees but the change in weather made them look beautiful with their hues of red, orange, and yellow. The sun was beginning to set and the sky was giving off matching shades. 

“Sunset really is a lovely time of day.” 

“It does look super pretty.” Jackie agreed. 

“Imagine having a picnic up here.” Marvin had a softness in his eyes. “Sitting on a blanket, a little basket of snacks, sipping champagne, and watching as the sun leaves and the stars begin to shine. Then a cold breeze would come in and you’d cuddle under another blanket to bathe in the moon’s light for as long as possible.” 

“That sounds nice.” Jackie found himself looking at Marvin and smiling. It really did. A date that didn’t end in disaster sounded like a miracle. Marvin also seemed to be very happy at the thought as well. “Maybe-”

“There he is.” Marvin had turned to listen to what Jackie was going to say, but he saw the Iplier making his way down the path over his shoulder. “Remember the plan?” 

“Yep!” Jackie popped his lips, forgetting what he was going to say and getting into hero mode. 

“Time to pretend I don’t want to kick him between the legs,” Marvin muttered to himself before taking a deep breath and walking with Jackie over to the Iplier.

“Oh, great. It’s you two again.” The Iplier scoffed with an eye roll. 

“We just want to help,” Jackie said.

“You can help by leaving me alone.” 

“Fun fact, that’s not going to be happening,” Marvin stated, going the very blunt route. “You’re part of this weird Ego thing. You’re an Iplier. The Manor is waiting for you. The sooner you follow us to said Manor, the sooner we’re out of your hair.” 

“You’re not funny.” The Iplier started walking again and huffed when Marvin and Jackie blocked him. “We are going to have another incident if you two do not move.” 

“Just come with us and all of the details will get filled in. You’re not going to last out here.” 

“Not going to last? Do you have any idea who I am?” The Iplier sounded beyond offended. 

“It doesn’t matter who we think you are or who you remember you were, it doesn’t affect where we are right now. Trust me, I’ve learned this the hard way and I am still learning.” Marvin could see out of the corner of his eye that Jackie had his hand prepped with the tracker, the curving of his palm giving it away. 

“Don’t put us on the same level.” The Iplier began walking again and this time it was only Marvin stopping him. 

“We’re not about to make this into a measuring contest. You can do that plenty with some of the other Ipliers. There’s one in particular I have in mind you’d have a fun time dealing with and I would love to watch that show.”

“Stop calling me an Iplier.” 

“The more you hear it, the easier it is to accept.” 

“Sure.” The Iplier was once again trying to leave, pushing Marvin’s shoulder to make him turn. Marvin grunted to himself in annoyance, wondering how in the world Jackie put up with him for so long. He grabbed the back of the Iplier’s jacket and yanked. “Enough!” The Iplier snapped and turned. Marvin got to see his face better and noticed the sharp spiral around his eye was beginning to glow. He was prepared to get hit with the same spell from before but Jackie slipped between them. 

“It gets like really scary out here on your own,” Jackie said, hands on the Iplier’s shoulders. 

“You should worry more about yourself.” The Iplier stated, putting both hands on Jackie’s chest. 

“Aw, man.” Jackie recognized the glowing on the hands and a moment later, he was launched backward. His body slammed into Marvin and sent both of them tumbling down the hill. Marvin had a creative line of curses as they went while Jackie just…yelled. 

Marvin landed at the bottom of the hill first on his back and half a breath later Jackie flopped on top of him. The crunching of the leaves was loud when it was right under one’s head and Marvin already felt a headache knocking at the front of his brain. Jackie had a feeling some leaves got under his hoodie with the sound and texture against his body. 

“You okay?” Jackie asked with a grunt, basically doing a pushup to move himself away from Marvin.

“Peachy,” Marvin grumbled. 

“I have some good news at least.” Jackie gave a weak smile. “I got the tracker on him.” 

“Good boy.” Marvin lightly chuckled, patting the top of Jackie’s head and not noticing the tint of pink on the other’s face as he started sitting up. “We should get back and fill the others in.”

“Y-Yeah. We-We-uh--We should.” Jackie stammered and scrambled to his feet. 

“I swear that Iplier has a personal vendetta against my hair,” Marvin sighed, pulling a leaf out of his bangs. 

“We can use it as an excuse to steal Henrik’s hair mask again,” Jackie suggested after clearing his throat and offering a hand to Marvin. 

“That sounds fun.” Marvin took the hand and stood up. “And we’re both covered in leaves.” He added as he plucked a leaf off Jackie’s sleeve. 

“You’re telling me.” Jackie held the bottom of his hoodie and shook it, some pieces of leaves falling out of it. 

“Better than red-eyes.”

“Much better.” 

[nourishcolourbites]

[lastoneout]

not important in the long run but it really is pissing me off to see people on twitter and bluesky pushing the idea that bird flu is only a problem because of animal agriculture and if we just all went vegan we'd never have to worry about food-borne illness ever again bcs one, uh H5N1 got this bad in wild birds first and a lot of people catch it directly from them and not from farmed poultry and livestock, and two, there are tons of recalls of produce due to contamination and a lot of them are because we live in hell and the poor or undocumented or incarcerated human beings who are picking and packaging all of your vegetables don't get to take care of themselves well enough to not spread contagious diseases because treating them like humans costs money and the people selling your veggies don't care if their employees get sick and then get you sick so long as they keep making money

it just shows such a blatant lack of understanding of how both food-borne illnesses and agriculture as a whole work, as well as a weird refusal to consider that chickens and cows aren't the only living beings suffering for the sake of putting food on your table, like if you genuinely don't get that eating nothing but fresh veggies won't save you from listeria because you keep forgetting that the people growing those veggies aren't getting treated like human beings then I have absolutely no interest in taking anything you say about bird flu seriously, you're legit just willfully relishing in being misinformed because you think it gives you a moral high ground and it's so fucking annoying

[faith-nerd]

OKAY LET'S DO THIS!

So, yesterday, I put out the idea of doing a VeggieTales Villain Song Tournament inspired by @its-to-the-death doing an every other Villain Song tournament. I've gotten enough interest to be hyped about it, so I'm going to give it a go!

I'm not doing a submission period because there are about 17 total anyway, so we're just doing them all ... I think (sorry if I missed a favorite of yours; give propaganda in the replies and I may revamp the bracket)

There is one Round 1 Competition of 3 since there's not an even bracket. The Bracket was made based on release order and the 3-Way Matchup was randomly selected.

Barring any Changes that may be made, Round 1 will be as follows:

On the Left Side:

Oh no, what're we gonna do? (Where's God when I'm Scared: Daniel in the Lion's Den) vs Busy, Busy (Are You My Neighbor: Tale of Flibber-o-loo)

The Bunny Song (Rack Shack and Benny) vs Keep Walking (Josh and the Big Wall)

The Rumor Weed Song (Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed) vs Salesmanz Rap (Madame Blueberry)

I Love My Duck/I Must Have It (King George and the Ducky) vs Haman's Song (Esther, the Girl Who Became Queen)

Right Side:

What is up with Lyle? (Lyle the Kindly Viking) vs 113 Years Ago (An Easter Carol)

Temptation (Larry-Boy and the Bad Apple) vs You Know Enough (Pistachio: The Little Boy that Woodn't) vs A Treasure to Behold (The Little Drummer Boy)

The Prince of Ham I Am (Robin Good and His Not-So-Merry Men) vs Freeze, Freeze, Freeze (League of Incredible Vegetables)

I'm Gonna Tear it Down (Celery Night Fever) vs Good for the Grabbing (Veggies in Space: The Fennel Frontier)

Official Round 1 Will be Up on Sunday and each round will be a week voting period. Later today I'll post a poll with my honorable mentions that didn't quite make the tournament to give me some practice making polls. EDIT: IT'S UP!

Feel free to submit propaganda for your favorite songs!

EDIT: If anyone wants to listen to all songs competing, plus alternate versions, plus honorable mentions, here's a YouTube playlist of all of them.

[daily-plush]

2002 Big Idea Veggie Tales Jonah and the Whale Puppet Plush

[veggiesforpresident]

hiii i would love to hear about ur fics❣️ are you still doing an hsm one?

hiii! thank you! yes i have a few HSM fics planned - unfortunately i have like a backlog of other fics to get thru first (legit the list is like 30+ WIPs/fic ideas) so it'll probably be a while before i actually get to them.

that said! i have ideas and plans and i'm excited about them- of my HSM fic ideas, i'm probably most excited about the chad/ryan "messy divorce" one, maybe 10 years post canon where chad is on the rocks with taylor so he's staying with his parents thinking taylor just needs some space. he's volunteering as an after-school basketball coach and one day runs into none other than ryan evans teaching theater! it turns out ryan has been working there for a year or two after mrs. darbus retired and he needed a change after ending a messy relationship.

chad and ryan kinda hit it off and ryan invites chad out for dinner because its clear chad needs a friend.

they keep getting closer - and then chad gets the divorce papers in the mail.

other HSM fic plans include:

1. taylor/sharpay where taylor is sharpay's lawyer (or, assistant to sharpay's lawyer since she's still in law school) where she's suing her old theater for - i dunno, unsafe practices? exploitation?

2. chad/ryan and chad&sharpay college fic where chad and sharpay go to the same school and wind up having a gen ed together, and they're actually able to bond over suddenly no longer being The Best on the team/in the theater and having a lil crisis about it. since sharpay is still really close to ryan, ryan winds up hanging with chad when he comes to visit.

3. chad/ryan where ryan is visiting sharpay one weekend at college and decides to give grindr a try - only to discover the guy he's meeting up with is none other than chad.

[lydiajane-digital]

Chili Pepper Farmers Market Tote 🧑‍🌾