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Ladies and gentlemen, I present the courageous heroes who will save America and Gaza...
The "Progressives" Who Won't Do Anything!
We are progressives
Who don't do anything
We stay home and we
Refuse to vote!
And if you ask us
To do anything
Well just tell you...
...We're abstaining
Well I wouldn't vote for Hillary
Cuz she was problematic
And I couldn't vote for Biden
Cuz that geezer's hit the wall
And I won't accept an ally
If we disagree on anything
And I'm not voting for Harris in the fall...!
Cuz we're "progressives"
Who won't do anything
We just like to act
Righteous online
And when minorities
Beg us to do something
We'll just tell them...
...We're "protesting!"
Yeah I love to harp on Gaza
But the fact that Trump would make the war
A hundred times more bloody
Doesn't factor in at all!
I don't care about the outcome
I just like some moral hand washing
I'm fine if Trump takes over in the fall!
Cuz we're progressives
Who won't do anything
We'll vote "third party"
Or not at all
And when Trump says ...
"Let Israel finish the job!"
We'll just tell you...
"But Harris supports Israel!"
Adult Who Does Their Research: "And Palestine! She wants to rebuild Gaza and get the Palestinians a free state! Can you imagine the waves that would send through that part of the world, if a WOMAN president was the one to help the Palestinians? The affect that could have on Afghanistan? Iran?
She can't magically end the war, but she cares about the Palestinians one hell of a lot more than the Islamophobic narcissist does!
And not to sound cold, but the war in Gaza is just a drop in the bucket of terrible things going on in the world that Trump can make a LOT worse! Not to mention everything here at home! Have you been following *any* other news?"
Look, I'm sad that Ro was overturned
The middle class is shrinking
And I do remember kids in cages at the boarder wall
And I want to help the homeless
And I care about transgender rights
Just not enough to vote for them this fall!
Cuz we're Progressives
Who don't do anything
We just preach and fap
And b*tch online
And if you beg us
To please do something
We'll just tell you
We're not choo-oosing!
Using violent insurrection
To overturn the election
And all of the other blatant fascist writing on the wall
Doesn't bother me the slightest
Cuz I slept through Modern History...
Adult Who Does Their Research: You guys are putrid.
....And we're happy to let Trump back in this faaall!
Are you an "activist" who takes action? Or just a dressed-up vegetable?
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