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Is it a universal experience amongst autistics to never be taught any life skills then when you reach your twenties, your parents are inexplicably pissed off cos you can’t do laundry or cook etc but they never bothered to teach you?
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You mean autism?
diagnosed with simultaneously the most boring & interesting girl in the world syndrome
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hey, so like buck buckley would dox, report, and virtually/verbally kill u all without a second thought for talking shit about eddie btw. even so much as an implication eddie is mean or bad or whatever and he’s telling u to kys and sending u a paragraph why ur wrong before reporting ur acc as soon as he sees u saw his msg btw. i’m saying he would hate you all.
#wrote this in a reblog but had to make a whole soerate post bc wtf are yall on rn. not even a full week into the hiatus and ur talking shit#bruh.#especially you 🫵 buddie shippers and buck stan’s#here’s a powerpoint slide on why eddie is the bestest friend in the world and why im lucky to have him by me buck buckley#911#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 discourse#911 abc#118 (vee’s version)#911 spoilers#911 season 8#911 s8#911 fox#911 show
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"Velvette is the brains of The Vees-" "No, Vox is the brains-"
My personal take is that The Vees all share one very specific brain cell for manipulation and they swap it out between each other on the regular. Vox gets it when he needs to control and puppet the masses, Velvette gets it when she has to go to the Overlord meetings and sniff shit out, and Val gets it when he needs to control his shoots.
#see this explains why Val is completely brainless in Ep 2 at the beginning and needs Vox to talk him down#he gave Vox the braincell for the morning and Vox came back to return it before too much shit hit the fan#hazbin hotel#the vees#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel velvette#poly vees#polyvees#Val goes the longest without the braincell btw#he gets by thinking with his dick while Velvette and Vox get shit done
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The fact that Vox could be Santa Claus and actively chooses not to is the reason I can't fuck with him on a fundamental level
#just hear me out for a second#he knows when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake#he has SO much money#he could use it to advertise the vees products#he could give them versions of their products that are cheaply made and break down within a couple months#so at that point they've had it for so long that they feel like they need it so they buy another one#the one they buy is super expensive and made more professionally#they could do a parody of Santa Baby called Santa Voxxy#Val would direct a movie with the same name#Vox refuses to star in it#no one actually gets coal though#except Alastor#but that's just Vox throwing rocks at his radio tower until he gets chased away#which he probably does all year round so idk if that counts#so yeah Santa Vox#this is the shit I think about at work btw#hazbin hotel#vox hazbin hotel#the vees#the vees hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel shitpost#y'know I just say things on this app#i never know wtf I'm talking about#i'm right though
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I really hate shipping sometimes, please don’t come to me with your rarepairs that look like you put everyone off the same gender on a wheel and spun it for 5 hours and whatever character flew off wasn’t invited to the sister scissoring that night
Oh wait this isn’t a safe space (runs away)
#callmeend#dandy’s world#hall of art#<<yeah#dandys world#poppy dandys world#vee dandys world#brightney dandys world#scraps dandys world#shelly dandys world#uh#teagan dandys world#tisha dandys world#I’m so happy flutter isn’t here#btw im Shrimpo don’t talk to me I will shit on anything you do.#sister scrissoring#my Yuri demon is trying to get me#but even she’s scared#THIS ISNT A POLY RELATIONSHIP THIS IS A SMALL CULT OF FUCKERY#what is this madness
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chiitan replying to the kuukou bday tweet bc they have decided kuukou’s crazy and their crazy makes them twin souls and then posting that vid of them shooting the ocean is so wholesome uwu omg wow wow 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
#this is vee speaking#chiitan: young gun???? i have guns!!!!! 😃😃😃 *shoots the ocean*#this year was pretty fcking peak for a kuukou year lol#looooooots of shrines out on display looooooooots of karaage as offerings lol#one person made a kuukou cake figurine and it was SICK#and a kuukou analyst i like posted a thesis paper talking about kuukou and dragons for his day and the year of the dragon#and that’s the nerd shit i didn’t sign up for stanning him but it’s highkey what’s had me by the balls this whole time LOL#bless coo coo for kuukou stans fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#chiitan being a kuukou fan was not on my bingo card tho LOL#incredibly based taste chaotic mascot who’s dedicated to taking over the marketing algorithm remember when kuukou took over the hypmic tw—
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you know it would have been so easy for the try guys not to throw shade at watcher like that takes effort
#watcher tv#watcher entertainment#try guys#watcher#sorry im kinda mad because um what the hell#with their platform and their privilege (yes privilege bc the two faces were literally just the two main white men)#and the fact they literally share fans i feel like the try guys (honestly just the two guys at this point lets be real)#should have been standing up for their 'friends' not beating them down but that's just my opinion!#there's a time & place for friendly ribbing/banter but after massive backlash and waves of hate/cruelty/god to honest racism is NOT it#for anyone who shit talked watcher tv and then turned around and praised the try guys massjve fuck you#don't buy watcher tv actually im sure watcher will do fine without u actually#sorry im bitter but like come on!!! come on!!!#gonna make this my last post on this i will restrain myself i will be so good for my own mental health#vee posts
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not even joking i think what it's going to take for me to get back into writing radioapple is to put vox in there somewhere
#ik i kinda left u guys hanging with the time loop fic but here's why. we started talking about alastor fucking w the vees offstage#and i completely lost all motivation to write about lucifer#because i got sidetracked by the vees interlude where al kills vox over & over again for shits & giggles and i never even intended for that#to make it into the final cut of the fic#so i've been stuck for months bc vox jammed the wheels on the inspiration train. sorry. but also not sorry. hes my silly rabbit
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Listen, I watch Ayy Lmaos content a lot and I like most of it, but he theorized about the Vees getting a redemption arc and istg, if Valentino gets a redemption Arc and ends up living at the hotel I will drop this show SO GOD DAMN FAST-
#like he's canonically a rapist??#and hes been sexually and emotionally absuing Angel for 90 FUCKING YEARS#i like him but i do NOT want him to get a redemption arc or try to make us feel bad for him#fuck that shit#valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#valentino hazbin hotel#the vees#hazbin hotel#talking rambling
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Boyfriends who gently kiss your forehead while roughly pounding and breeding you are truly an underrated species of boyfriend
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How genuinely fucking sick in your rotten heart do you have to be to not only be intimidated by queer children, but to hurt and even kill them.
You're grown ass adults who are terrified of CHILDREN. That's the most fucking pathetic thing I have ever seen. Take your own advice and "grow the fuck up, snowflake."
#vee vibrates#youth liberation#youth rights#RIP Pauly and all of our queer youth who deserved so much better in life.#Shit like this makes me want to fucking strangle my father for formerly contributing to this fucking nightmare on the political scale.#If I get anybody coming at me for this post I will fucking nuke you into orbit with my blockhammer. You don't have ANY right to speak here.#Especially the very people I'm talking about. I hope the snowflake comment hurts. Your egoist ilk can't stand talkback.#child death tw#child abuse tw#child murder tw#queerphobia tw#transphobia tw#transmisogyny tw#homophobia tw#Just making sure nobody else gets as upset as I am because wow. Genuinely want to fucking maul Pauly's killer(s) right now.#Not even kill. No no no no no. My dear friend Death is too good for you. You deserve to live with the consequences for killing a CHILD.#death tw#murder tw#abuse tw#“Dear friend” is such a funny thing to say to someone you're about to oblirate honestly.#obliterate* fuck sorry still super mad
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HETEROCHROMIA VIRGIL REAL
I think it would be one of the things Remus loves about Virgil! Having two different coloured eyes? That’s so fucking cool to Remus !!!
Bonus points if vigil starts to like his eyes more because of rem!
- Vee 💜
THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE P L E A S E!!! Ree doesn't judge a single thing about Vee's appearance because that ball of chaos finds the Emo hot and badass no matter what and he can and will remind him on the daily and that's so damn sweet that it just boosts Vee's confidence more and makes him grow to love it <3
#ree is literally vee's hypeman if anyone talks shit about his emo's appearance he will F I G H T a bitch#dukexiety#remus sanders#virgil sanders#ts remus#ts virgil#sanders sides#thomas sanders#asks#answers#Vee 💜 anon#not a countdown
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You won’t be judged for your opinions on the uh, gameshow host.
…is the gameshow even good?
*Tisha looks back and forth before leaning in close*
It’s awful, and most of the fights in the GardenView stem from it…
The prizes are nice though.
#dandys world rp#dandys world tisha#tisha#dandy’s world#dandys world#clean answers#🧹I’LL HAVE TISHA SHIT TALK VEE ALL I WANT#🧹THOSE TWO ARE E X E S
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literally NO ONE is as melodramatic as indian aunties because tell me why someone i know had a HEART ATTACK because she got SO ANGRY ABOUT NOT RECEIVING A WEDDING INVITATION SHE WAS EXPECTING???? GIRL???
#she’s fine btw it was minor and she’s in the hospital but she’s awake and talking and stuff#LIKE LITERALLY I COULD NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP ITS INSANE#vee’s distant family lore or whatever#personal posts
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My mornings consists of me getting pissed off by either the cold and windy weather or snow, or today both. Anyway look how cute my dog is
#she looks like a puppy#but is turning 7 this year#holy shit#she’s been dumb and blowing her coat off and it’s supposed to get even colder#she all nakeyyyyyy#luckily she’s got that jacket huh#vee talks#Aino the dog
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