#vasectomy clinic

[cliniquevasectomie]

Vasectomy Recovery: Tips for a Smooth Journey

A vasectomy is a surgical procedure for male sterilization. While it's generally safe and effective, understanding the recovery process is crucial for a smooth experience.

Key Recovery Tips

Rest and Recovery: Allow yourself adequate time to rest and avoid strenuous activities.

Ice Application: Applying ice packs to the scrotum can help reduce swelling and discomfort.

Pain Management: Over-the-counter pain relievers can alleviate mild discomfort.

Supportive Undergarments: Loose-fitting underwear can provide added comfort.

Follow-up Appointments: Attend all scheduled follow-up appointments to monitor your healing progress.

What to Watch For

Excessive Bleeding: If you experience heavy or persistent bleeding, contact your doctor immediately.

Severe Pain: Intense or worsening pain could be a sign of infection.

Fever: A temperature of 100.4°F (38°C) or higher should be reported to your doctor.

Swelling: Significant swelling that doesn't improve over time should be evaluated.

Resuming Normal Activities

Sexual Activity: Avoid sexual activity until your doctor clears you.

Heavy Lifting: Refrain from heavy lifting for the recommended period.

Physical Exercise: Gradually return to your regular exercise routine after consulting your doctor.

Remember, individual recovery times may vary. Always follow your doctor's advice for optimal healing.

Would you like to know more about vasectomy recovery or have other questions about the procedure?

[liminalweirdo]

Poll: Health and gender re medical malpractice

if you feel comfortable please share your choice as well as whether you have ever experienced medical malpractice

not to be that person but please consider reblogging this, my tumblr don't have a ton of traffic and i'm genuinely interested in the results.

[californiaquail]

gynecologist office texted me (?) telling me they have to reschedule my appointment in july (which was the soonest i could get in may) and the next available one is not until august. thinking i might just go somewhere else for a damn iud since they think i need to do that before insurance will cover surgery

[solitarelee]

The spiritual opposite of that song "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" is how I felt at my gyno appointment today. How many sexual partners have you had? Bro I just put 10+ bc you can't expect me to remember and I had more than that by age 20. "Are you sexually active?" yeah "Are you monogamous?" no "*brief, stunned silence*" I GET THAT WE LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA AND I'M WEIRD AND QUEER LOOKING BUT DOC I GOTTA TELL U PPL STILL WANNA HIT IT IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU

[peedocaz]

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[thebearer]

can we get a blurb of carmy post vasectomy??? like her picking him up and giving him ice and everything.

"There he is." You grin, opening the car door when Carmen walked out. His face says it all, a grimace of discomfort that has you cooing at him sweetly.

"Hi, baby." You mutter, reaching up to kiss his cheek gently, taking the jacket from off his arm carefully.

"Hi, honey." Carmen mutters, the ice pack firm on his groin. Normally, he'd be mortified, holding ice to his crotch in public, but he was too uncomfortable to care. The numbing shot had helped at the beginning but now, it was starting to wear, and the stretched ache of skin in his groin area was coming back.

Carmen stood, grunting in a low huff as he shuffled towards the passenger side. You shut the door after him, sliding into the driver's side, eyes lighting up when he saw the little care package you'd put together on the floor board.

"How're you feeling?" You asked, pulling off the curb of the clinic.

"Not too bad. Just feels... weird." Carmen shrugged, grunting and looking down at the basket. "What's this?" You could practically hear the grin on his face, eyes cutting towards him.

"Just a little something for you, baby." You purr with a grin, flicking on your turn signal at the light. "A little care package for you. To help you feel better."

"Sorry About Your Ding-Dongs." Carmen read the post-it slapped over the Hostess box with an amused snort. "Funny."

"I thought so." You hummed, leaning over the arm rest to look at him. "Richie did too."

"Yeah? He pick the No More Kids?" Carmen asked, raising the box of Sour Patch Kids with a post-it covering it. "Or the Fire Balls?" He lifted the two shots up to you with a grin.

"He actually did the bag of peanuts at the bottom." You nod towards the basket. "The one that says In Case You Need To Bust A Nut. Fak did the Fire Balls."

Carmen laughed, shifting carefully to set the basket back down. "Hey, look at me." He muttered, leaning over the console when you rolled to a stop at a red light.

Your cheeks heated meeting his dazzling blue eyes, lips curling in a soft smile. "Love you, baby. Thank you." Carmen muttered, leaning in towards you.

"Thank me?" You grinned, tilting your head to the side. "Think I'm supposed to be thanking you, Bear. You're the one who took the snip."

"Nah, no way, c'mon." Carmen shook his head. "You gave me two babies, don't even. Least I could do after that, and you know it." You blushed, head lulling back into the seat when you looked at him- all starry eyed and in love.

"Well, thank you anyways. Can finally throw my birth control out." You grin, grabbing his hand on the console while you drove.

"Yeah? Have to wait a week, baby." Carmen muttered, voice falling slightly. "Doctor said I could like tear my scrotum or some shit."

"Yikes." You suck in a breath, looking over at him. "Well, I'll make sure to cover up then."

"Won't matter." Carmen shrugged, thumb running over your hand. "Get me hard all the time. Just thinkin' about you." Grinning at the laugh you gave him.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Oh my! The perishability of semen is a wacky thing! Not that I will ever need another vasectomy, but I have advised several friends to select doctors near their homes so that, when you have to have things checked out to ensure the procedure was successful, you can generate a sample and get to the office in time. Would you instead prefer:

1) best case produce a sample in the clinical environment of a doctor’s office

Or

2) as I did, generate a sample in your car, in a corner of the parking garage of the doctor’s office because the doctor did not have an appropriate space in their own office.

Oh my god. You poor soul, I’m sorry.

They didn’t even have a bathroom?! Like. Public bathrooms are pretty negative away but at least the door locks.

[stray-cat-with-internet-access]

Dad!John Price

tags: age difference (mid 40s-mid 20s), fluff, pregnancy stuff

🌸The thought of having your own kid is well seated in his head, but is a bit insecure at first, he thinks his job is already dangerous enough for you, let alone a family. The sadness in your eyes when he asked you to wait a few more years breaks his heart, but thinks is the best for both of you

🌸But the time keep pasing and he noticed new silver hairs in the sides of his head, the proof in the flesh that he can´t keep letting his life go out of fear

🌸He handed you a printed copy of your appointment to the fertility clinic one sunday afternoon, making you cry and jump on his lap, kissing each other

🌸This is him preparing the soil for his retirement, a warm home to come back to

🌸Super focused, he is keeping folders of your medical documents, digital copies and spend the nights reading articles in his phone

🌸You send him a photo of the positive pregnancy test while he is at work, making him shake and slap Gaz shoulder. The whole team goes to the closest pub that night to celebrate

🌸Spend his days on leave in your garage, crafting a little crib. He already bought a big, fancy one, but something about making this with his own hands for his child fill him with pride

🌸Glued to you the last trimester, rubs your back, bring you tea, force you to rely on him

"John, I think I´m very capable of go peeing by myself"

"Shush"

🌸Super stressed when you started labor, threatens doctors and pace like an angry bear outside your hospital room

🌸Completely over the moon when your baby boy finally arrived. He is pressing his forehead to yours and thanking you for this beautiful gift

🌸The nights at home he is beside you in bed, shirtless with the newborn resting on his chest, one hand holding the little one, the other resting on your thigh

🌸Get a vasectomy a few months later, he knows he is not getting any younger, wants to dedicate to his spouse and his perfect little cub

🌸Plans to fill for his retirement when the boy turns 5 and move you all to the outskirts

Sorry if I had mistakes! English is not my first language and I´m sleep deprived

[thepro-lifemovement]

Attendees at the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Chicago will have the opportunity to receive free vasectomies and abortions blocks away from the proceedings at the United Center.

Planned Parenthood Great Rivers, which operates in parts of Missouri and Illinois, will park its mobile health clinic near the DNC on Aug. 19 and Aug. 20, according to The New York Times. Medication abortions are reportedly available on both days, with vasectomies being exclusively offered Monday.

Excuse me? What kind of evil hell is this? Of course it’s Planned Parenthood doing this. And it’s medical abortions, too. Is this even safe? Is there even follow-up doctor visit after? This sounds dangerous.

[thashining]

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In the wake of Donald Trump's re-election, it appears Americans are gearing up for a new wave of family planning. Planned Parenthood reported a dramatic increase in appointments for various birth control methods on November 6, the day after the election.

IUD appointments skyrocketed by 760%, while birth control implant appointments rose by 350% compared to the previous day. Most strikingly, vasectomy appointments saw an unprecedented 1200% increase.

Apparently, men are rushing to the clinic to ensure they won’t accidentally contribute to an unwanted pregnancy in a world where reproductive rights hang by a thread. Men, we salute you for doing your part!

[simply-ivanka]

DEMOCRATS ARE NUTZ!

[cliniquevasectomie]

Post-Vasectomy Care: What to Watch Out For

While vasectomy is a safe and common procedure, it's essential to be aware of potential complications. Here's what to watch for:

Common Post-Vasectomy Side Effects:

Mild pain and discomfort: This is normal and usually subsides within a few days.

Swelling and bruising: Expected in the scrotum area.

Bleeding: Some light bleeding is common, but excessive bleeding should be reported to your doctor.

Serious Complications (Less Common):

Infection: Symptoms include fever, severe pain, redness, or swelling.

Hematoma: A painful blood clot under the skin.

Chronic Pain: Persistent pain after the initial recovery period may require further evaluation.

When to Seek Medical Attention:

Severe pain: If you experience intense or worsening pain.

Excessive bleeding: If you're soaking through more than a few bandages.

Fever: A temperature of 100.4°F (38°C) or higher.

Signs of infection: Redness, swelling, or pus at the incision site.

Urinary problems: Difficulty urinating or blood in the urine.

Remember: While complications are rare, it's essential to monitor your body closely after the procedure and seek medical advice if you have any concerns.

Would you like to know more about vasectomy recovery tips or the vasectomy procedure itself?

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Andrew Davis at Windy City Times:

As the Democratic National Convention (DNC) kicks off, Planned Parenthood is providing free vasectomies, medication abortion and emergency contraception from a mobile clinic parked just blocks from the convention on Aug. 19-20.  Continuing  Planned Parenthood’s mission to provide “care, no matter where,” procedures are available for patients who sign up in advance. According to a press release, “The mobile clinic is a demonstration of the possibilities when states like Illinois work to support, rather than restrict, access to affordable health care. Having the mobile clinic at the DNC is another way Planned Parenthood constantly works to expand services for Illinois residents and to address the influx of patients to Illinois as surrounding states continue to enact severe restrictions on reproductive care, including extreme abortion bans.”

Planned Parenthood Great Rivers (PPGR) is offering medication abortion, emergency contraception, and vasectomy services at its mobile clinic at the DNC in Chicago this week.

PPGR serves the eastern and southwestern parts of Missouri and Southern Illinois.

[beardedmrbean]

Democrats are throwing an "abortion-palooza" in Chicago for the Democratic National Convention. 

"They’re degrading human life and women for that matter. It's just absolutely disgusting. This continued celebration of abortion," Democrats For Life of America executive director Kristen Day told Fox News Digital. 

Day is appalled that Planned Parenthood is offering free abortions inside a "mobile health clinic" parked in Chicago during the convention. Pro-abortion activists also marched through the streets of Chicago ahead of the convention. 

"I think this convention is going to be abortion-palooza. In response to them providing abortions, we would provide actual support to women in need. So, we started a diaper drive," Day said. 

CHICAGO GETS ‘WEIRD’ FOR DNC WITH ABORTION TRUCKS, INFLATABLE IUD AND FREE VASECTOMIES, CONSERVATIVES SAY

"Planned parenthood, this is what they do. They do abortions. They, they do not support pregnant women," she continued. "And this just continues to prove the fact that that is their main focus… all they care about is abortion."

Day believes the "overall problem" with the Democratic Party is the constant "celebration of abortion," which used to be something progressives wanted to be safe, legal and rare. 

"The fixation on it from the extremists, it’s harmful to women," she said.

"In states with the largest abortion numbers, they don't even report the numbers. They don't report the side effects. They don't report the negative effects. And, the states that do, we've seen in some states women have nine or more abortions. How is that good for women's health? It's not at all," Day continued. "So, I think the celebration of having the free abortions here is just, a real travesty for Americans."

Day predicted that the DNC would come and go without any talk of "respecting life," which she said further motivates Democrats For Life of America.

"We’re showing what it means to respect human life and to get pregnant women the resources they need, get new mothers the resources they need. And that's what the Democrats should be focused on. That's consistent with Democratic values. Providing abortions and killing babies is not consistent with helping the most vulnerable in our society," Day said. 

PLANNED PARENTHOOD OFFERING FREE ABORTIONS, VASECTOMIES AT DNC

Democrats have made abortion a central theme in their campaigns across the country this election year, including warning that a Republican control of Congress, in tandem with another four years in the White House for former President Trump, would mean a nationwide ban.

Since the reversal of Roe v. Wade and Vice President Kamala Harris stepping in to replace President Biden, the Democratic Party has doubled down on rhetoric surrounding a "woman's right to choose."

Day said that former Presidents Clinton and Obama largely went by the "safe, legal and rare" mantra but "with Kamala Harris, it’s abortion first" when it comes to the polarizing issue. 

"I just I have no faith that she will do anything to reverse this trend. I just don't see where we go as pro-life Democrats in this party when they when they don't want us," Day said.

She said her group is in Chicago to directly engage with Democratic leaders. 

"We want to talk to the delegates and ask them, ‘Do you think that this party is big enough for pro-life Democrats? Do you think that we should be included?’ So, I'm really interested to, you know, to have these conversations and figure out the future for pro-life Democrats and where we stand," Day said. 

Day said she would like to ask Vice President Harris and other top Democrats if they have ever spoken with a woman who regrets an abortion, someone who needed help from a pregnancy center in order to carry their baby to term or even a rape victim who chose to keep the baby. She believes the "celebration of abortion does more harm to these women" who have already made very difficult decisions. 

If Day gets a chance to speak with DNC chair Jaime Harrison, it’ll be a first. 

"We have met with every single party chair since I started this job. That’s the first thing we do when a new party chair is elected, we go and bring elected pro-life Democrats into the DNC and explain why the party needs to be the big tent party and why it’s important to include pro-life voices," she said.

"Jaime Harrison refused to meet with us," Day added. "He refused to meet with elected Democrats to talk about the issue and to get a better sense of where we stand."

A DNC spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment about Harrison. 

Day, who has been a Democrat since she worked on Michael Dukakis’ campaign in 1988, said her group would "have to discuss" leaving the Democratic Party after the onslaught of abortion glorification that is rampant at the DNC. She also feels "real hostility" from Democrats because of her pro-life views.

"I think that’s a decision that, you know, we’re going to have to really think long and hard on," she said.  "The Republican Party is now the big tent party... and the Democratic Party is becoming so much more narrow. If I leave, it wouldn’t be because I wanted to, it’s because they don’t want me." 

Day feels "the Republicans are really opening the door for pro-life Democrats to move over," which could drastically impact elections.  

"So, I think the Democratic Party has to wake up," she said. "The abortion issue is so important to them, it seems like they don’t care. Abortion is more important than winning." 

The Democrats For Life of America diaper drive has raised thousands of dollars for Chicago families. 

"We're talking to the local pregnancy centers in the in Chicago and seeing what they need so we can fulfill all their requests," Day said. 

[mandsleanan]

Honestly I'm surprised it took 48 hours.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Adam: Luci I love you, but if you get me pregnant one more time i’ll drive you to the nearest vasectomy clinic and do it myself.

Lucifer: I can’t help it Addie and I love it when you’re pregnant with our baby.

Adam: Can we at least wait for Apple to move out? That way the others will be older too.

Lucifer: Maybe. We'll see what happens.

Adam: If you got a vasectomy you'd have unlimited creme pies

Lucifer: ...... I'll think about it.