#vampire!e <3

[makethemorning]

i can’t stop thinking about vampire elvis.

[phykoha]

finally.... splatty toons oc....

Her name is Ezili, she's a vampire squid, and she illegally sells Shell-Out Machine items for so much- just So Much money... And if you give her a handful of Super Sea Snails, she might have an emote or 2 for you... Spyke jokes that she's a scalper.

She came to Splatsville from the Deepsea Metro :)

[bevirspnsblmnt]

trad sketches I drew today and then cleaned up and enhanced in ps later

[harbingersecho]

countless days pass by immeasurably;

anniversaries gutter in the maelstrom

[mojaves]

did you miss him. bc i did. seb babygirl im free on thursday

[valkaryah]

Elvis Presley attending the aftershow party shown in the end credits of Elvis: That’s The Way It Is (1970)

[softfuzzyships]

If we connect and confirm each other's feelings, I might die

[the-dyke-of-handsomeness]

Fun MCR fact!

in the song S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W the lyrics “run, run bunny run. Run, run bunny run.” Is a reference to Mikeys cat.

that’s all.

[whydotheycallmechimney]

posted the prologue and first chapter of my vampire diaries rewrite! you can read it on either wattpad or ao3

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Dear diary,

It’s been a year since they died. I feel guilty, like I should be sadder…but I’m not. If anything, I’m annoyed at all the people still asking me if I’m okay. Because I am. I’m happy. For once, I woke up feeling pretty great. I know we’re only a few months in, but the school year has been good, Matt and I are going on six months…and yeah! There’s also a party tonight that I’m super stoked about. I think it’s like a pre-halloween thing…I can’t remember. Anyways! Mom and dad would understand, right? They’d want me to move on and be a normal girl…I’m rambling and Matt should be here soon to drive us to school soon. I’ll write a longer entry tomorrow.

Love,

Elena <3

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Comte’s Drama CD: Track Two, An Extraordinarily Elegant Awakening

All right, I gotta preface this one with the content warning that it is so domestic fluff it may induce cardiac arrest. I haven’t recovered and it’s been like two months, so take that as you will. The title is pretty self explanatory on this one, in that it’s basically a morning between Comte and MC, and he brings her breakfast in bed.

I will say this one is less meta only because I spent most of it squealing and/or hiding my face in glee LMAO. I’m weak to the man of my dreams, sue me Additionally most of it is just Comte being so on brand of like: “share my time with MC with others????? In my me????? It’s less likely than you think--” That also includes being the most doting and affectionate husband ever, which is the only kind of energy I want in my life. (It keeps making me think of that post that goes something like “goth husbands who are hopelessly in love with their wives is the only vibe I enjoy in hetero couples.”)

Anywho, enjoy the translation and fangirling beneath the cut! I put the sound effects in brackets, because leaving them out felt criminal to Comte stans everywhere~

Mm…morning already…

My dear lover… (HE SAYS ITOSHII WAAAAAAAH)

[chuckle]...You’re still dreaming

…you look awfully happy and cozy. I wonder what kind of dream you’re having?

[giggle] Since your lips are smiling, it must be a nice dream.

Just looking at you is enough to fill me with delight too…

Besides, I can’t help but think I’m the only one who gets to see this cute sleeping face. Just a few more minutes…

Literally what more can be said than him being the sweetest man alive. The affection????? Wants her all to himself as much as possible????? Just waking up to her beside him is enough to make him overjoyed?????? Anybody got some tissues sobsob I just love him sm 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kiss sound] To witness this kind of defenseless position is a lover’s privilege alone… (👀)

Since that wasn’t enough to wake you up, I’ll do it again… [kiss sound]

…Oh, [giggle] did you wake up?

Are you awake, princess…? (ohimesama) Good morning~ [kiss sound]

Haha, a good morning kiss was enough to make you blush…you’re so adorable.

With such a sweet greeting, you’ll make me want to do it over and over again.

Okay but I gotta tell y’all. I was re-listening to see if there was anything else I wanted to convey and like. The way his voice is a little sleepy and wispy at the beginning, just super content/relaxed/indulging. Then she wakes up and you can just hear the YAYAYAYAYAYAY SHE’S AWAKE. OKAY, BE CHARMING PERFECT LOVER I WANNA SEE HER BLUSH AAAAAAAAA, and I just. That’s so adorable???? I’m dying????

He’s so playful and giddy????? So many kisses????? Excited for her to wake up????? It’s so bad for my heart???? Truly nobody does romance like them, 11/10 I gleefully kick my feet every time I listen to it. Damn, me too MC, if I woke up to that every morning I would be error 404 shut down blush constantly

Also that first line. For lack of better words to describe my thoughts, BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. But more seriously I do love how much he prizes and respects the vulnerability that’s shared between lovers. This isn’t the first indication of it by far, but something about the deep value he places in intimacy and sincerity shared between them hits different in the best way. I guess, as a pretty serious and sensitive person myself, I can’t help but appreciate the same sentiments reflected in him.

[many, many kisses] Well, if you wanted a deeper kiss, of course I’m happy to oblige…now, what do you want to do? [seductive whisper, Horie-san have mercy]

I’m sorry. Don’t turn away, I won’t tease you anymore (THE WAY HE INSTANTLY BACKTRACKS. WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED AND THEN COOED)

…I’m sorry for being mean. (STOP I’M YELLING THE PLEADING, HONEY YOU DID NOTHING WRONG. I CAN FEEL THE DROOPING DOG EARS)

I don’t mean to make excuses…but I can’t help but think you’re the cutest. (that is the best excuse ever, and in the sexiest pout voice imaginable, you are forgiven)

Now that you’re awake, let’s have breakfast soon…I know, would you like to have breakfast in bed?

[chuckle] Well...because I still want to have you all to myself. [kiss sound, more sultry murmur] It’s okay once in a while, isn’t it?

I can’t get over how fast he’s like masaka when she turns around because she’s overwhelmed by his teasing, it’s so funny to me. She’s not mad, Comte!!! You’re just too powerful!!! Have mercy, she's just a human woman!!!! And not only that, he tells her two seconds later he wants her all to himself. When I say he has me by the throat, figuratively ofc because SOMEBODY keeps his fangs to himself--

If that’s the case…I’ll get breakfast ready then.

You should stay in bed a little longer, I’ll be right back.

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Is it alright if I come in?

Sorry for the delay, I’ve brought you breakfast.

A freshly baked baguette, and omelets from Sebastian--

and our favorite morning teas, of course.

It’s a special breakfast for an exceptionally elegant morning.

Okay the way I snickered when he mentioned the baguette, the man really do be like “world cold and sad, baguette warm and soft.” Is this part of why he’s obsessed with MC’s thighs?

Come on over and eat. I’ll feed you, so open wide.

We’ll start with the omelet…it was just finished, so we’ll have to cool it down first.

[He’s blowing on it lmfao]

[laughter] There’s no need to be embarrassed, is there? It’s just me and you here. Come now, don’t be shy…

[chuckle]….That’s a good girl. Yes, aaah…

[laughter]…Ah, I’m sorry. You just look so pleased to eat it, I can’t help but wonder.

You taught me that smiles can even emerge in such everyday moments. (the fondness in his voice I 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

Yes, next time I’ll feed you potage…aaah (OPPORTUNIST Ò//Ó)

…is it good? Haha, [BOYISH LAUGHTER SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP] that’s good. I’m glad you like it.

I can’t believe I get to see your happy face this close first thing in the morning…I think today will be a good day.

I’ve specially planned our day together today, so I hope you enjoy it.

…let’s have a great day together, shall we? [kiss sound]

Honestly MC deserves more credit for not imploding on the spot, I know I’m not strong enough to be faced with all that and not literally become the PANIK meme. I love him more than life itself but that does not mean I’m ready to be doted on--

I have to say though, I really am touched by relationships that are built on little, day-to-day pleasures like this. The way he’s just happy to share mundane things with her, that every day together is a gift. The idea that her smile is enough, that he simply loves to be with her and look after her. Every time Comte manages to far exceed my expectations. (KING OUR EXPECTATIONS WERE ON THE FLOOR AND Y E T--) Well played, monsieur, well played. I concede defeat 👑

[deepdreamnights]

Some Tilly Tepesh-es as she might appear in an early 2000s cartoon (and one that's from a 92 anime)

These were early attempts that didn't quite hit the mark, as these vamp-girls seem dorky but together, and Tilly's thing is that she's a dingy disaster.

[bevirspnsblmnt]

If Khael had helped Astarion ascend would he have stayed with him? Would he have agreed to becoming his first spawn?

he would let astarion make him way worse than just his first spawn >:3c (ascended astarion and consort-turned-guard-dog khael are dear to my heart, I do think about them sometimes. khael is completely and utterly under astarion's command, he retains a little bit of agency just untill the absolute is defeated and then he would give it up completely. he lives for his sire's praise and to make sure no one ever gets close to him. astarion is caring and sweet with him (all fake and manipulative, of course) and likes to parade him around both as a warning and as a power trip. I think they would be very deadly and ruthless together and that that would be eventually their demise - I can see jaheira/the harpers/wyll needing to hunt them down and put an end to their reign of terror and blood)

[iobartach]

spilling of blood

universe: Marvel [Earth-616] / During Blood Hunt

verse name: doirteadh fola

Description: Miguel, whilst stranded in the past, gets caught up in the thick of things when the Darkforce Dimension empties onto earth, blocking out the sun... and vampires start to attack.

This is how the world ends.

[sijssjsbssjsnsnnskbskwns]

Carl E X Reader Idea’s for you!

~CARL E~

~Y/N~

CARL E X READER

•Plot For These Ideas: The Stranger (2020) •Episodes: 13 •Season: 1 • Characters: Carl E, Y/N, Clare, JJ And The Rest of The People in the Season

• Carl E X Veronica MayDay!Reader (your Veronica mayday from helluva boss)

• Carl E X Scarlet Witch!Reader (You have the scarlet witch outfit from multiverse of madness, you have the Darkhold and your being corrupted slowly)

• Carl E X Nancy Downs!Reader (your Nancy downs from the craft)

• Carl E X Maleficent!Reader

• Carl E X Enchantress!Reader (Your the enchantress from Suiside Squad)

• Carl E X Raven!Reader (Raven from Titans 2018)

• Carl E X Cruella!Reader (Cruella 2021 Inspired, you wear a dark Scarlet Red wig to hide your real hair)

• Carl E X Ghostface!Reader

• Carl E X Mute!Blind!Reader (your 100% blind and mute, your blindness is not normal it’s a toph beifong kind of blind, as for also being mute Well you can’t speak at all)

• Carl E X Telekinesis!Reader (how strong is your telekinesis?…Well all you need to know is it’s Very Very Powerful, you can fly as well)

• Carl E X Vampire!Reader (Inspired by Abigail 2024)

• Carl E X Gothic!Siren!Reader

• Carl E X Demon!Reader

• Carl E X Jennifer Check!Reader

• Carl E X Zombie!Reader (your the only zombie in world, you can not speak that ability was taken away, you were a experiment gone wrong, you escaped and you are roaming the streets, you wear a mask so you don’t infect others, you have to fight the hunger for flesh everyday which is hard but you manage to keep yourself from doing so)

• Carl E X Pyrokinesis!Hydrokinesis!Reader (you have the power to manipulate Fire and Water)

• Carl E X Cryokinesis!Chorokinesis!Reader (you have the power to manipulate ice and plants)

• Carl E X Werewolf!Reader

• Carl E X Sapphire Witch!Reader (Scarlet witch powers but dark blue, you have the scarlet witch outfit from Wanda vision, you have the darkhold and started using it)

• Carl E X Amethyst Witch!Reader (Scarlet witch powers but purple, your not aware of your true power…yet)

• Carl E X Emerald Witch!Reader (Scarlet witch powers but green not red)

• Carl E X Rose Witch!Reader (scarlet witch powers but dark pink not red)

• Carl E X Golden Witch!Reader (scarlet witch powers but golden not red)

• Carl E X Darkness Witch!Reader (scarlet witch powers but black not red)

• Carl E X Girlfriend!Tourette’s!Reader

• Carl E X Psychopathic!Yandere!Reader

• Carl E X Female!Ink Bendy!Reader (your ink bendy but female version, bendy from bendy and the ink machine)

• Carl E X Murderer!Stalker!Reader

• Carl E X Female!Sonic!Reader (you have Sonic’s powers Sonic from Sonic the hedgehog movie)

• Carl E X Gay!Male!Reader (your Clare’s bestfriend)

• Carl E X Wednesday!Reader (Jenna Ortega version)

• Carl E X Female!Terminator!Reader

• Carl E X Female!Alastor!Reader (your Alastor from hazbin hotel but female version, you have a human disguise so you blend in)

• Carl E X Famous!Supermodel!Reader

• Carl E X Famous!Singer!Reader

• Carl E X Twin Sister!Reader (you and Carl E are identical twins)

• Carl E X Succubus!Reader

• Carl E X Female!Micheal Myers!Reader

(A/N: Hi hope this inspires you! If you want more inspiration go see my other posts it’s recommended!…I also made y/n au’s so you know what y/n might look or be like…you can also use these ideas on Wattpad or just here on tumblr just a suggestion!…Anyways YOUR WELCOME! :)

[micamicster]

The Beauty of the Husband by Anne Carson / Interview With the Vampire episode 3 Is My Very Nature That of the Devil?

[serotoninlinus]

everyone please Consider🩸