#valerie vale

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What if the Olympics Took Place in Gotham? 🏊‍♂️🏅😂

(Post-Canon Jim, Oswald, Ed & Valerie Incorrect Quote)

(Spoilers for S03 E14)

The games take place in Gotham this year. According to politicians, the water is clean enough to swim in it, meanwhile experts warn of health risks.

A microphone is held to Commissioner Gordon, "You say the city is prepared for crime spikes, what about the water quality?"

"Uh, with all due respect, that's not my area", Jim says.

"With all due respect," Valerie Vale responds, "the police will have lots of bodies to inspect if scientific opinions are correct. How should we believe that even just one person can survive in that dirt water?"

"A-" Jim coughs, "ask the-" he laughs a bit, "the mayor." 😭

"This isn't funny!" Oswald criticizes from his seat on the sofa.

"I'm really sorry, Oswald," Ed promises.

"Oh, Ed, that's not what I meant. I've forgiven you a long time ago."

"So this isn't about...?"

"No, it's about Jim fake shooting me and pushing me into the water!"

"Oh, I'm relieved to hear that. Good, good." A grin starts to form on Ed's lips. "What would you say if we helped our commissioner find out whether the water is clean?" 🤔😁

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

Gotham is like. Here are the most drop dead gorgeous women you have ever seen. They are about intentionally ruin their lives over a man who talks like Batman and has Tom-holland-frog-in-his-mouth face syndrome named Jim

[really-marroneic]

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!!!!!! ESPECIALLY TO MY ROOMMATE AND HER KICKASS NEW GF!!!!

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I'm one of the newer ones but thanks and AHH, the video is so funny 😂😊

The Gobblepot is real 😭 (and Nygmobblepot too)

Valerie Vale is awesome but bad journalism can be hilarious 🫣😂

I'd like to thank all Gotham 2014 incorrect quotes & textposts makers, because years of your work lead me to make a video version of them:

Gotham with the Wrong Context 😂 Part 1 (Headlines with Ed, Oswald, Jim, Nygmobblepot, Gobblepot,...)

Youtube

Tiktok

[valerianinc]

While the production unfolds we have an important question for all of you narrative podcast weirdos.

We really need the statistics on this, thank you🙏💓

[redularium]

Winter exclusive Vale

design is my passion / LIE

[bao-dur]

Tallulah Vale by @faarkas​ 💗

[angel-archivist]

You guys have been spared from my Gotham hyperfixation for now but once I finishing binging the show it’s unfortunately going to be all over.

[reppyy]

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Butch Gilzean: the mean girls' side kick thug who desperately wants the attention of:

Tabitha Galavan: the untouchable rich girl, who gets away with physically attacking people because of her status

Lee Thompkins: the smart girl-next-door everyone has a crush on

Alice Tetch: the shy musician that gets bossed around by the theatre kids (even her brother)

Lucius Fox: The smart kid everyone is cool with

Ivy Pepper: The biology expert who secretely sells drugs

Valerie Vale: the head of the school newspaper, who's about to discover said secret

Gotham Academy

So I was in a meeting and because I am such an attentive enployee I decided to write out high school tropes for the Gotham characters to fall into: Jim - quarter back of the football team, all around good guy Harvey - Jim’s older half brother who is a slacker with a good heart Oswald - goth kid who is quiet but somehow manages to weasel his way into popular groups Ed - nerd, top of the class, crush on the sweet pretty TA Ms Kringle Victor - weird albino kid who never talks and freaks people out Jerome - the crazy class clown who will do anything for a laugh Barbara - head cheerleader who can manipulate anyone Bruce - freshman, rich kid who is socially awkward Alfred - Bruce’s overprotective older cousin Selena - rebel who likes to do what she wants Fish - the queen of the school

[chaoticcultist]

Valerie Vale: So, Mr. Damian Wayne-Kent, what is the most important thing you've learned since entering the limelight as an adult?

Damian, staring right into the news camera: Never trust a reporter.

Jonathan Wayne-Kent, his husband who is a reporter: *nods is agreement*

Jonathan: ...

Jonathan: Wait, ??????

[cepetriwrites]

Alicent Reverses the Hourglass Ch 47 Pt 2

I had multiple meme ideas for this scene and refuse to choose

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

{Valery was not noticeably intoxicated, she seemed as sharp as ever. He wondered, with a slight chill, if the woman had even consumed a drop of the alcohol, she was a skilled actress.}

{ “I shall let the two of you walk together.” Valery said. “You look so fine walking side by side.”}

{Rhaenyra stumbled, clutching into Harwin. “We were going to go riding.”}

Like is this bitch trying to get her sullied? Trying to commit regicide? What the fuck is up Valery?

Me trying to jump into the story to save rhaenyra

She’s just fifteen someone save my baby PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

What Harwin should’ve done when Rhaenyra asked him to help her undress

“I can’t sleep fully dressed” bitch you’re going to. Miss me with that bullshit.

Valery “I know that you meant no ill intent but if anyone saw you doing that they would most likely get the wrong impression.”

She needs her ass beat. Harwin you get a one time backhand pass. Better yet let Alicent beat her ass like that Meli-girl in the Vale.

Harwin: If you do this again I’ll tell your uncle

Valery: he won’t believe you

“We should get married”

Moodboard for me going through the stages of grief except it’s disgust, shock, and rage

You’re just telling him everything? She doesn’t think he can do anything. She out here insulting my baby daddy beloved character

Me at the end of that chapter

Me first reading this fic: wow I love the twists and turns and political intrigue

Me now: wait stop, stop stop Stop STOP STAHP!!!!!

Bonus:

Celtigar & villagers energy:

Memes Masterpost

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Darvey Fluff Incorrect Quote

Harvey Specter: I'm happy.

Donna Paulsen: Of course you are. You get to drink scotch all day and have sex with me.

-Source: Gotham S03 E06 (Valerie Vale)

[redularium]

YAYYY

I FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY DRAW HEE3ER YESAAASAAA @redularium

[ronqueesha]

the basics –––

NAME: Aunlin Boltwrench

AGE: 24

BIRTHDAY: Nobody knows. She was adopted in late summer, so that’s when she celebrates.

RACE: Troll

GENDER: Female

SEXUALITY: Still figuring that out. Having been raised around goblins, she never found any of them, or anyone shorter than her, appealing. But anyone TALLER than her, regardless of gender or species, makes her head spin.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single.

SERVER: WrA-US

FACTION: As a troll, she is technically Horde. But politics mean very little to this up-and-coming small business owner. She will do business with anyone regardless of faction.

FACIAL REFERENCE/LIKENESS: N/A

physical appearance –––

HAIR: You might sometimes see the naturally dark blue of her hair when the roots show. But she routinely dyes it bright pink to be more like her adoptive goblin mom's.

EYES: Brown

HEIGHT: 7′3″, or 2.2m

DISTINGUISHING MARKS:

Bright pink hair done up in a goblin style.

She does not speak with a typical troll accent, but instead has the fast-talking goblin accent of the family that adopted her. She has no connection to any troll culture or heritage. 

Despite that, she’s aware that her tusks are quite short for a troll of her age and build.

COMMON ACCESSORIES:

Bright pink and white clothes. Despite her affiliation with fel magic and the domination of demons, Aunlin prides herself in her bubblegum pink aesthetic.

A notebook where she constantly writes down new business ideas.

Eyeglasses that she is loathe to wear. A troll growing up in a goblin city meant she had to strain her eyes to read many of the tiny books that provided her education, which damaged her vision.

personal –––

PROFESSION: She's not a warlock, she's a small business owner! Aunlin has delved into the art of demonology not to gain power or cause harm to the world, but to exploit them as a labor source.

HOBBIES: Following market trends, reading the newspaper for any potential moneymaking schemes, and delving deeper into the control of demons to expand her business.

LANGUAGES: Common, Goblin, Orcish. She does not know a word of Zandali, and gets annoyed if asked.

RESIDENCE: Formerly Bilgewater Harbor. Currently rents a place in Gadgetzan.

BIRTHPLACE: Stranglethorn Vale

relationships –––

SPOUSE/PARTNER: Single. Never married.

CHILDREN: None.

PARENTS: A biological mother and father, who were found dead by the goblins that adopted her. Max and Valerie Boltwrench took the infant they found in the jungle and raised her as their own. Both still alive.

SIBLINGS: As with her deceased biological parents, she had several siblings who were also dead by the time Aunlin was found. Her goblin family never had any more children.

OTHER RELATIVES: Various aunts, uncles, and extended members of the Boltwrench family. She is unaware of any blood relations to other trolls.

traits –––

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganized / organized / in between.

close minded / open-minded / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / RECKLESS / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unemphatic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between.

loyal / disloyal / unknown / in between.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown / in between.

additional information –––

SMOKING HABIT: never / tried but didn’t stick / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

DRUGS: never / tried but didn’t stick / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

RP hooks –––

Demonic labor for sale! It’s not slavery if they don’t have a soul! And Aunlin charges insanely low rates to hire out the services of her enslaved stable. Need something immortal to carry your heavy building equipment? Need imps to clean out a rat infestation? Need a felhound to scare some pesky neighborhood kids off your lawn? Give Boltwrench a call!

No troll here. Aunlin was raised by Goblins in Bilgewater port, despite the many difficulties that erupted from growing to be many times larger than the average citizen. (think Will Ferrel in “Elf”) She has many connections among the Goblin businesses and crime families, and zero connections to any trolls who approach her. In fact, she is visibly uncomfortable around fellow trolls.

The eternal saleswoman. Aunlin wants to make her parents proud by starting her own business and becoming fabulously wealthy, a trade princess all her own. The goblin dream. Of course, she’s only just starting down this road, so money is a little tight…

Not a warlock... sorta! Aunlin's skills at commanding and enslaving demons are entirely self taught. Her goblin relatives are very well connected with various organized crime rings who were happy to take Aunlin's coin in exchange for silently "taking care of" people suspected to be warlocks across Azeroth. Aunlin would then poke around their now-empty houses/lairs to find tomes of knowledge and demonic lore, teaching herself everything she needs to build her business.

Contact Information  ––– –

I’m here on tumblr quite a lot, and also in-game as Aunlin.

[valerianinc]

There once was a kid who saw all the cruelty and unfairness of the world. They prayed to the stars above and were granted just one wish, and so, the process named "metamorphosis" came to be. Every once in a while a person bearing the blessings of the sky itself is born to live their life for refinement of the human race. But what is it to Chanel and Vlas – best friends stuck together in an old car "Vlada", driving across the surreal lands of Russia?

"Road to Moscow" is a narrative podcast featuring an all-queer cast (playing all-queer characters), exploring our own cultural identities and folklore through the means of storytelling. Feeling wanderlust yet? Then get in and fasten your seat belt!

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