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I love how in fanon Dick is all uwu jaybird has done nothing wrong I will do anything to bring him home and Jason is all fuck off you don’t love me, whereas in the comics it’s Jason who keeps trying to get DIck to join him and Dick keeps being like no, fuck off? You’re a murderous criminal why would I do that?
#bones’ bitching hours#batfam#jason todd#dick grayson#tw murder mention#does he love his brother? yes#does he think Jason needs to go to Arkham immediately? also yes#he still obviously feels some affection towards Jason but also. still considers him a rogue and isn’t gonna abandon his morals or grovel
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Only semi-related I read so many fics where superbat, timkon, and damijon are all happening at the same time and nobody seems to think that’s weird???
Always felt weird about supers, amazonians directly related to Diana and bat/birds ships, I mean Clark is their cool uncle from Smallville who happens to be Superman, Diana is their war godess aunt but each member of the Trinity is each other work wife/husband ? (gender neutral here, Diana wears the pants)
So TimKon, CassKon, StephKara, DamiJon would be like they are dating their cousin who is also their sibling-in-law.
And it works with the Arrows, Ollie just knows Dinah has a wife is Gotham whot got three batgirls under her wing.
#bones’ bitching hours#batfamily#just tagging them cuz this is only something i see in bat-centered fics#tw inc*st#tw incest#step sibling incest but same difference
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every time i see a namari and kiki interaction from daydream hour namari’s like “those leg harness things for daggers that some tall-men wear make me a little horny i won’t lie” and then kiki’s like “i’m wearing six of those right now, namari, how about that” and lifts up her pants to reveal six dagger harness leg things and shes like “does this work for you namari.” Like what the fuck man what the FUCK
#THESE BITCHES GAY#namari#kiki#dungeon meshi#kiki dungeon meshi#namari dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kikimari#i think thats the name#i love namari so much and kiki is also great#i think if the dungeon meshi animators aren’t already like worked completely to the bone#some daydream hour stuff should get animated as little mini shorts#thatd be fun
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Happy Year of Shadow everybody
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#shadow#sonic x shadow generations#shadow generations#maria robotnik#shadow gijinka#sonic gijinka#black doom#doom wing#radical highway#bones rattle#my art#skelearts#fan art#high if ur wondering where ive been all year uh#the first one took 3 hours#stay fearless bitches happy year of shadow!#sonic 3#sonic movie 3
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'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'
#cw blood#SUUUPER SCUFFED LIL WIP THATS BEEN RRRROTTING IN MY FOLDER. OUT!! GET OUT!!!#its almos 2 am and imm gettin high as hrothgar. spruced this up within an hour so i could be shared n eaten#its SUPPOsed to be part ofa bigger doodly page so ofc theres the chance this changes between now n then#fuuuuck shoulda made her dress sparkly. fuckit ill fix it laterrrrr. i havnt posted art in YWEARRS i needed to post something#also i uh. well you see i started losing followers on twitter bc im sooo inactive and i KNOW that shouldnt matter like it should be whateve#but. you see. i lkike when number go up and when it go down i get MMMADDD.we all get our dopamine from somewhere#ANYWAY so i actually havnt touched the suckening in so long. been workin on oc stuff.BUT WELL. ARTHUR AND MARY. STILL MAKE ME WEEP#THEYRE SO CUTE N TRAGIC...whadda fuck is it with grizzly n charlie characters being so in love and so doomed#kian and becky then arthur and his various exes like CMAHn.stop doing this to me#from what i remember of the episode.she seemed so.tired.disconnected.like she had been wandering a dream#and yet she seemed so positive.reasonably concerned and yet.content.she warmed up to arthur as soon as she recognized him#she speaks so gently and so sweetly and she keeps the conversation so light.even though shes dead and shes gone and she#is doomed to wander an odd limbo for the rest of time.and yet she seemed so at peace.i can see why arthur liked her.what happened?#what caused them to separate?arthur seems so jaded and so tired.marys company seems like such a gentle place to rest.#how did he squander such a blessing?was it a blessing?OHH what i would give to crack open their minds and peer inside.#yknow wat im runnign out of room i think so ill add a last thought here at the bottom of my tags. I AM MORE CORRECT ABT ARHTURS UGLY LOOK#I WANT THAT MAN TO BE BEASTLY AND GROSS AND STRANGE AND SCARY AND EEWWW I SEE THINGS SQUIRMING IN THE DARK.ther are bugs#LETTING HIM HAVE HOT HOT ABBS AND STUFF WAS A COP OUUTTTT LET HIS WHOLE FORM BE DISTORTED OR UR NOT A FUCKING 0 APPEARANCE BITCH#THE BONES SHIFTED BENEATH AS IF TRYING TO HATCH. MANY OTHER THINGS HATCHED ASWELL. THE DEAD IMMORTAL FLESH SOURED#TOO GRAND TO ROT BUT TOO CORRUPTED TO KEEP CLASSIC FORM. MMMONSTER MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER#oka y im not going to bed but im gonna go. uh. do miore drugs or something. maybe ill work on more jrwi stuff. or oc stuff.#i hope ur day goes swimmingly thankyou for reading my tags i love you so so so so so much
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*slaps self insert* this bitch can fit so much stupid
#self insert hours yeehaw#self insert#fnaf self insert#self shipping#they r stupid ur honor#sun n moon are in a competition to see who can be the most obvious before Rabbit the Daycare Assistant catches on#fnaf sun x y/n#fnaf moon x y/n#fnaf sun x oc#fnaf moon x oc#fnaf daycare oc#daycare assistant rabbit#oh shit its babbit#bones of a rabbit#also rabbit uses she/her and they/them#doodles#sketches#i drew this as an excuse to draw an absolutely no thoughts brain empty expression and also nervous breakdown sun#also those r tumbleweeds. on th Brain Cam#bc that bitch empty
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I am exhausted, good heavens.
#hey watch this neat trick I can do [cries]#love that for me#BUT#BUT- the actual EFFORT I put these days to not make a suicide jokes is *chefs kiss* phenomenal#actively shitting bricks as I physically have to stop myself from saying I want a car to hit me for the 50th time that day#I am not progressing any more than I am downgressing or whatever the opposite word is. but girlies#and boysies and peepsies#my lipgloss is popping and my eyebags are gucci- and so I shall prevail#MAN this tiredness is BONE DEEP man- it's like it's engraved into my goddamn clavicles#sorry that was like the only bone name I could remember- I don't even know what a clavicle is#anyways- I need to fall asleep forever and never wake up. But not in like a dying way#I just need to stop waking up tired and being tired and going to sleep tired and living tired like GIRL#WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN SLEEP STOPS SLEEPING#I JUST SLEPT 10 HOURS HOW ARE YOU STILL TIRED#I am so tired that i stopped liking shit- like that SUCKS my dudes#I sometimes Don't Like art now and that is WILD to me because that was lowkey the One Thing that got me going#I used to actually LIKE english class! and reading Shakespear and shit!!!! and history class!! Now I don't!! Where did the spark go??????#Now everything feels like a chooooooore and it sucks major dick#and my graaaades are slipping because I stopped giving a damn but I NEED. TO. GIVE. A. DAMN#because those are like highkey lowkey and every-other-key my grades and I need them to go into uni so I don't die <333#I need to spite little mini me who said I wasn't going to live past 13 because BITCH- guess how old I'm turning next week????????#THAT'S RIGHT- 17 YEARS OLD- FUCK YEAH BABY I'M STILL NOT DEAD#SUCK MY BIG ASS SHLONG MINI-ME#and then I have a big biology exam the day after so- funnnnn!!#anywho- should I tag this as vent? this probably counts as vent right? like among us? impostor and shit?#sorry I think my brain is actively rotting out of my ears right now#vent post#personal vent#tw vent#tw sui talk
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cringe brainrot cod thought but Alien!au Simon Riley where he's a retired veteran who takes on a job of being freelance security which means accompanying a collection of scientists led but some capitalist billionaire onto an non-domesticated planet where they all inevitably get picked off one by one until he's the only one left to find their murderer is an alien gal who wants to be left the FUCK alone on her planet. Builds a little hut deep in the forest and learns if he leaves her alone she'll leave his alone on separate sides of the world- eventually they fuck idk what to tell you.
#slowburn vibes#retired marine with old aching bones and a bad bitch with a tail all black eyes predator vision and teeth that could tear his jugular out#something something he catches her in a trap and as shes screaming and thrashing he sees the wounds left by his team. maybe has some moment#realizing this is her home and he shouldn't be here but has no way of returning#brandishing a knife he tells her if he sees her again he'll slit her throat#completely unknowing if she understands english#but he knows the threat is the same for himself#he cuts the net and she vanishing into the night#he builds a small hut in the forest#tries to harvest but whatever he picked promptly made him empty his stomach for eight hours#is resigned to a plan of ending his own life until he finds a dead animal of some sort outside of his hut with a collection of fruit#that upon eating actually tastes good#sees it as a sort of olive branch that he accepts#months pass by and he's given up on sos signals#sometimes he'll see rustling in the tall grass as he's slowly learning the flora of the planet but never says anything#until he's sitting at a fire alone (smoking the last cigarette in his pack) and says 'you can quit fucking skittering around. come on out'#and she slowly creeps out to sit near the fire#sees all the scars and realizes his team must not have been the first to try and claim this planet#and then. they fuck nasty <3#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#anywhoo
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i love getting to know people because i always feel like in another universe we were something else, you know? in another universe you were my best friend and i was your best man at your wedding, in another universe you weren't just my friend but maybe a lover, in another universe we were two cats of the same litter, in another universe you were the sun and i was a flower
#in another life me and amalia were little critters around a meadow who watched the stars together#in another life me and lacy were neighbors who stayed at each others place for hours#in another life me and thes are two old men who sit on a porch and bitch and complain#in another life me and clings were elementary school friends#in another life me and cyrus were probably mabel and dipper pines if ill be real#in another life areus and i were two saplings who were planted next to each other#and in some life i was lukes rib bone hope this helps#in another life me and sock were lil animals at da circus#trinketz trinket
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Speaking of said dad, he went on a lil mini 10 day holiday across the country to Perth to sight see nature and go on a boat ride to see some Orcas (he's retired, it's his way of getting out the house and not turning into an old man potato, and comes back with hundreds of photos of landscapes, plants and flowers and points of historical interests to show my Mum and I, with cool facts and stories in a slideshow~)
Unfortunately i was still sick at the time and didn't get the chance to join my mum in dropping him off at the airport, let alone the chance to give him a big 'ol hug before he left- so I drew him this 💖
You can't escape the 'Ken hugs.
#fun fact I actually have mild OCD when it comes to hugs especially with family members#sometimes they have to deal with me hugging them many times over until its right#and if I don't hug them before they leave I get anxious as hell#it used to be to the point of panic attacks- my brain would tell me because I didn't hug them they will die before I see them again#and they would never know how much I love them#Family gatherings are a hug fest- my family and their partners know the moment I bust through the door I must run the circuit#everyone gets hugged and neither of us have a choice in the matter#at least it's hugs and not something else like turning on and off the lights a number or times or closing and opening doors or some such#sure hug OCD sounds nice but when it's been like 5 minutes and 15 hugs it's not fun for either party-it's better these days but it took wor#or running out the door to your sisters car because the hug wasn't right and they're about to drive off and if I don't catch them in time-#-I'd cry for hours feeling dread and anxiety down to my bones until i end up sick and in bed- that's not so nice#the brains a bitch
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hand flapping isn’t usually my stim of choice, but when you get a good hand flap going there really is nothing quite like it
#captain’s own#dumb bitch hours#I normally pinch my palms or dig my nails into my skin#occasionally I bite#but when you get to a point in hand flapping where it feels like you got no bones?#that’s the good shit
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Little fucked up that people only know about billy through batman fics that only focus on his barebone similarities to the bats and ignore his rich mythos when he is literally plundered property on the basis of looking too similar to superman
#bones’ bitching hours#billy batson#i love those types of fics there's nothing wrong with it but it just pisses me off if i think about it too much
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(( When I tell you I could make a 9 hour long film documentary about all the weird ass ways I walk when in a HABIT kinshift, I mean I could make a full ass 9 hour long film documentary about all the weird ass ways I walk when in a HABIT kinshift. *cue up "Pretty Girls Walk," and imagine various ways of "bitch- what the fuck are you doing with your spine/arms/legs/head/other body part"* ))
#REGARDS: MOD 💜 💙#not asks#mod is talking about kin shit#mod is rambling#mod is being a little silly#HABIT kin#emh kin#i wish i could say i was fucking joking lol-#i don't know why it's one of the things i noticed but my GAIT. the way i fucking WALK gets so randomly affected.#it's funny but at the same time it's like: bitch why-#it could be completely unrelated. but it tends to happen when HABIT shifts happen. so.#*shrug* 🤷♂️#I'm exaggerating with “9 hours” but I could still get a fuck ton of weird walk footage lol#it's like the shift happens and then my brain goes “alright! time to test the boundaries of this flesh and bone structure!”#also i just in general get more “yknow what? fuck comfort zones-”#and get highly impulsive#“all the pretty girls walk like this” thing on fucking repeat
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Re: you are playing half-life
1) GOOD IT'S GREAT, needs a bigger fandom outside hlvrai. Also maybe look into Black Mesa- the fan made modern remake that is *absolutely beautiful,* one of the few games that would probably actually be worth $60, but is actually only $20, and is a faithful recreation with modern technology.
2) siren pups are called houndeyes! Headcrabs are probably p obvious, but also, the squid face dogs are bullsquids, and the three-armed aliens are vortigaunts!
3) pleas don't slander my boy Barney Calhoun like that he's just a security guard not a cop and in fact is canonically, actively anti-cop/anti-facist in HL2 please he doesn't deserve to have his game rejected like that PLEASE LOVE MY BOY-
Ok im sorry that's all I'm done I'm just passionate about these games I hope u enjoy them ok bye <3
!!! Oh bro you’re so good!! I absolutely LOVE people talking about things they’re passionate about and have a bunch of facts to share!!!!
I KNOW THE NAME OF THE HOUNDEYES NOW!!! Today is a good day :)
I shall play Blue Shift then fuck yeah!!! Was just about to start Half Life 2 so I’m glad I found that out beforehand and play everything in series! I’m absolutely gonna check out that fanmade game that sounds so cool!
As a kid I was pretty much fully isolated from video games as a whole and honestly it’s been a BLAST playing games that are spoiled or well known for many but completely unknown for me! I finished playing the Portal series a few weeks ago and MAN I now know why it is on such a high pedestal!! The games are wonderful and the characters are absolutely iconic. Currently going through well known earlyish PC games, the Doom games, Portal, Half-Life, and slowly chugging my way through chronologically so I can see how video gaming as a whole progressed and evolved! It’s so neat! It’s really hard trying to play a few games though, lots of games expect you to know a lot of stuff so I have to watch lots of videos to make sure I’m not forgetting a Super Important button that does a Super Important Game Mechanic. It’s so cool tho!!!! I’m having such a great time!!!!!!! Thanks for the ask my guy!! :D
#bones replies#if ANY of y’all have reccomendations for games PLEASE tell them to me!!!#y’all I didn’t realize games were so expensive it’s WILD but understandable for like super well crafted and long games but WOW!!!#is cool tho!#first game I ever played on PC was Manual Samuel to get a feel for controls… my biggest mistake#Half-Life#half life is such a blast and it’s funky and fun!!!#I’ve only accidentally broken the maps twice but both were fixable by reloading saves#the F6 key is a lifesaver dude#I’m so bad at games because I really don’t understand what I’m doing but I’m having so much fun!!!!#took me 37.6 hours to finish Half-Life on hard! google says it should take me 12 hours#but I’m getting better!!!!#tutorials that half life games give you beforehand are SO nice dude!!!! it’s really cool because I don’t know shit#I’m rambling but dudE#that fuckin god raspy ass bitch suitcase man with the green portals#idk who he is and I’ve made it my MISSION to not search up his name until I’ve fully completed the series bc-#people go INSANE when I describe him as the crusty dusty suitcase motherfucker and I want to keep myself in my Unknown State because-#I want the true comedy of whatever I’m saying to hit me then.#i don’t care WHAT that suitcase fuck is. he’s a lil bitch who owes Gordon rent money from sending him to stasis without closing his lease#I’m super excited about these funky vide of games if u can’t tell
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MOTHERFUCK i did not realize how much those antidepressants made me feel physically psychologically and dare i say spiritually like a peat mummy
literally 2 days off them and i've experienced more joy, lucidity, motivation and general good vibes than i did in the whole 2 months i was on them 😭😭
#now granted i did only sleep for 3 hours#but i felt more refreshed and energized today than i ever did when the pills forced me into 8 hours of pseudo-death a night#MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE IS BACK TO NEVER SHUTTING TF UP#it was practically bones for so long oml#i'm usually annoyingly verbose but i was only able to say like 5 words at a time before i forgot how to end my sentence#yeah i'm prolly gonna lose the rose tinted glasses in a few days when the novelty wears off but for now#it's so nice to feel like myself and not like a lobotomized skinwalker trying to wear my own mannerisms convincingly#(obvsly they help some ppl or they wouldn't be an option to prescribe but GOD they fit my brain chemistry as well as a fork fits an outlet)#<<<<<<I CAN DO THAT AGAIN!!! I MISSED MY STUPID METAPHORS AND MY BAD PUNS AND MY SLIGHTLY OUT OF POCKET JOKES#i was fucking trying but it fundamentally doesn't work if u Try#yoda moment but whatever#yippeee#god did they fucking '''cure''' my ADHD instead of my depression#ok if this is what some ppl's experience of ADHD meds is like then the 'they made me feel like a robot' thing makes a LOT more sense#personally they just make me feel like. yk that one comic abt ADHD with the dog metaphor#yeah amphetamines my beloved let me hold the leash rather than becoming a human dogsled to the whims of my psyche#actually i think i was rather uncharitable to my current dream mask normal pills#i just happened to get mega bitch burnout for 3 months and then spend 2 in the aforementioned peat bog where souls go to die#when not impeded by outside circumstances i think they actually are completely fine#maybe not QUITE as agressively effective as my previous prescription but the ritalin was str8 up harsh#i tried it again for a week and it made my heart beat like it was being powered by a caffienated hamster#but when i used to take it i was already experiencing Real paranoid gerbil anxiety so it just kinda blended in#i only noticed the Severe Health Issue i got bundled as a side effect#and i keep having to remind myself not to go rose-tinted abt how bad it rlly was in retrospect#do i just need to leave a sticky note on my mirror like 'hey dumbass that was NOT a net positive period of ur life'#lexi stfu challenge
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Welp. Time to break put my favorite underated disney flop from the 60s that fuckin killed walt disney
#writters strike#sag strike#guys i would info dump about this movie for hours at the slightest provication.#its so good yet so bad#theres live alligators#theres musical numbers#theres a musical number that results in a premeditated bar brawl#theres an intermission#bitches be boxing#old man beats the shit out of a marine to prove a point.#mamas boi realizes “god im letting her ruin my life”#chocolate cake diet#threatening your sisters boyfriend#not that youre going to hurt him but last time a guy tried to make a move without her consent she broke his bones#cars
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