#bones’ bitching hours

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

I love how in fanon Dick is all uwu jaybird has done nothing wrong I will do anything to bring him home and Jason is all fuck off you don’t love me, whereas in the comics it’s Jason who keeps trying to get DIck to join him and Dick keeps being like no, fuck off? You’re a murderous criminal why would I do that?

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

Only semi-related I read so many fics where superbat, timkon, and damijon are all happening at the same time and nobody seems to think that’s weird???

Always felt weird about supers, amazonians directly related to Diana and bat/birds ships, I mean Clark is their cool uncle from Smallville who happens to be Superman, Diana is their war godess aunt but each member of the Trinity is each other work wife/husband ? (gender neutral here, Diana wears the pants)

So TimKon, CassKon, StephKara, DamiJon would be like they are dating their cousin who is also their sibling-in-law.

And it works with the Arrows, Ollie just knows Dinah has a wife is Gotham whot got three batgirls under her wing.

[sluckythewizard]

'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

*slaps self insert* this bitch can fit so much stupid

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I am exhausted, good heavens.

[pettyprocrastination]

cringe brainrot cod thought but Alien!au Simon Riley where he's a retired veteran who takes on a job of being freelance security which means accompanying a collection of scientists led but some capitalist billionaire onto an non-domesticated planet where they all inevitably get picked off one by one until he's the only one left to find their murderer is an alien gal who wants to be left the FUCK alone on her planet. Builds a little hut deep in the forest and learns if he leaves her alone she'll leave his alone on separate sides of the world- eventually they fuck idk what to tell you.

[qjaiden]

i love getting to know people because i always feel like in another universe we were something else, you know? in another universe you were my best friend and i was your best man at your wedding, in another universe you weren't just my friend but maybe a lover, in another universe we were two cats of the same litter, in another universe you were the sun and i was a flower

[okkennymay]

Speaking of said dad, he went on a lil mini 10 day holiday across the country to Perth to sight see nature and go on a boat ride to see some Orcas (he's retired, it's his way of getting out the house and not turning into an old man potato, and comes back with hundreds of photos of landscapes, plants and flowers and points of historical interests to show my Mum and I, with cool facts and stories in a slideshow~)

Unfortunately i was still sick at the time and didn't get the chance to join my mum in dropping him off at the airport, let alone the chance to give him a big 'ol hug before he left- so I drew him this 💖

You can't escape the 'Ken hugs.

[pennyplainknits]

A small and I acknowledge petty rant

I stg if I see one more sewing pattern promising "no tricky buttons" "no fiddly zips" "no difficult fastenings" I will scream.

A) none of those things are hard. No you might not want that for your first sewing project but they are not DIFFICULT. Take half an hour and some scrap fabric and stitch a few buttonholes. In newer machines (which I don't have) you don't even need to change the dial, they do them all in one step. There. Now you can make a fucking buttonhole.

It does help to have the right foot for your zip, but if you don't you can handsew them. Pin them in place, sew, don't forget to press. You're almost always just sewing a straight line. For invisble zips spend then like, £7 for an invisible zip foot if your machine didn't come with it.

There, now you have a zip.

B) Not every pattern needs to be for beginners. I am SO SICK of looking at the new releases and seeing 100 variations on oversized sack dresses because somewhere along the way someone decided that zips were unacceptably hard.

I know in part that the massive oversized silhouette is in right now (I hate it but whatever I don't have to wear it) but I sew so I DON'T have to wear whatever is in the shops at them moment. I want something that is fun and engaging to make but that isn't like, full on vintage repro and doesn't make me, someone easily in middle age look like a TODDLER.

[spocksgotemotions]

hand flapping isn’t usually my stim of choice, but when you get a good hand flap going there really is nothing quite like it

[hella1975]

AND TAKE ME DOWN TO THE RIVER 😫👇🏼 AND BATHE ME CLEAN 🧼😰 PUT ME ON THE BACK OF YOUR WHITE HORSE🧍🏻‍♀️🐎 TO RIDE ALL THE WAY TO THE CHAPEL ➡️🙏🏼 LET YOU WASH ALL OVER ME 💦😏 YEAH 👍🏼

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

Why is it always an “ancient sith artifact” causing the time travel/body swap/deaging shenanigans? why not ancient Jedi artifact?

Younglings running up to Jocasta like “Someone just touched the Rock That Turns You Into A Tooka again”

[habitual-creatures]

(( When I tell you I could make a 9 hour long film documentary about all the weird ass ways I walk when in a HABIT kinshift, I mean I could make a full ass 9 hour long film documentary about all the weird ass ways I walk when in a HABIT kinshift. *cue up "Pretty Girls Walk," and imagine various ways of "bitch- what the fuck are you doing with your spine/arms/legs/head/other body part"* ))

[stealingyourbones]

Re: you are playing half-life

1) GOOD IT'S GREAT, needs a bigger fandom outside hlvrai. Also maybe look into Black Mesa- the fan made modern remake that is *absolutely beautiful,* one of the few games that would probably actually be worth $60, but is actually only $20, and is a faithful recreation with modern technology.

2) siren pups are called houndeyes! Headcrabs are probably p obvious, but also, the squid face dogs are bullsquids, and the three-armed aliens are vortigaunts!

3) pleas don't slander my boy Barney Calhoun like that he's just a security guard not a cop and in fact is canonically, actively anti-cop/anti-facist in HL2 please he doesn't deserve to have his game rejected like that PLEASE LOVE MY BOY-

Ok im sorry that's all I'm done I'm just passionate about these games I hope u enjoy them ok bye <3

!!! Oh bro you’re so good!! I absolutely LOVE people talking about things they’re passionate about and have a bunch of facts to share!!!!

I KNOW THE NAME OF THE HOUNDEYES NOW!!! Today is a good day :)

I shall play Blue Shift then fuck yeah!!! Was just about to start Half Life 2 so I’m glad I found that out beforehand and play everything in series! I’m absolutely gonna check out that fanmade game that sounds so cool!

As a kid I was pretty much fully isolated from video games as a whole and honestly it’s been a BLAST playing games that are spoiled or well known for many but completely unknown for me! I finished playing the Portal series a few weeks ago and MAN I now know why it is on such a high pedestal!! The games are wonderful and the characters are absolutely iconic. Currently going through well known earlyish PC games, the Doom games, Portal, Half-Life, and slowly chugging my way through chronologically so I can see how video gaming as a whole progressed and evolved! It’s so neat! It’s really hard trying to play a few games though, lots of games expect you to know a lot of stuff so I have to watch lots of videos to make sure I’m not forgetting a Super Important button that does a Super Important Game Mechanic. It’s so cool tho!!!! I’m having such a great time!!!!!!! Thanks for the ask my guy!! :D

[apatheticlexicographer]

MOTHERFUCK i did not realize how much those antidepressants made me feel physically psychologically and dare i say spiritually like a peat mummy

literally 2 days off them and i've experienced more joy, lucidity, motivation and general good vibes than i did in the whole 2 months i was on them 😭😭

[regular-lord-reckoner]

well, in some good news i think i salvaged my hair and it turns out the provider i hate doing charts for more than goddamn anything has decided she no longer needs my services, lol

i'm free!!!