#valentines sentence meme

[untitledmemes]

Send🌹 (or "ROSE") for my muse to confess their emotions towards your muse on Valentine's Day in any way they choose (handwritten letter, a gift, a date, on the phone, etc.)

In case of Multimuse, don't forget to specify which muse/s!

[mimis-memes]

🍎  ｡:*• ─ PUNNY PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS. ›   ( in the spirit of Valentine’s day, here’s a compilation of various funny & punny pick-up lines !  Feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses and/or add more context. )

🚪  ❝ I a-door you ! ❞ 🍵  ❝ You’re a cute tea ! ❞ 🧁  ❝ You bake me crazy ! ❞ 🫁  ❝ We belung together ! ❞ 🐚  ❝ You’re very spe-shell ! ❞ 🧈  ❝ You’re my butter half ! ❞ 🔥  ❝ We’re a perfect match ! ❞ 🍲  ❝ You make miso happy ! ❞ 🥕  ❝ I carrot live without you ! ❞ 🐻  ❝ I love you bear-y much ! ❞ 🍌  ❝ I find you very a-peeling ! ❞ 🐳  ❝ I whale always love you ! ❞ 🍞  ❝ You’re the loaf of my life ! ❞ 🦦  ❝ There’s no otter like you ! ❞ 🦐  ❝ You’re shrimply the best ! ❞ 🍉  ❝ You’re my one in a melon ! ❞ 🍕  ❝ You have a pizza my heart ! ❞ 🐰  ❝ Nobunny compares to you ! ❞ 🪵  ❝ Wood you be my valentine ? ❞ 🍋  ❝ This is my best pick-up lime... ❞ 🍅  ❝ I love you from my head to-ma-toes ! ❞ 🌮  ❝ Can we taco ‘bout how cute you are ? ❞ 🍄  ❝ You take up so mushroom in my heart ! ❞ 🍍  ❝ If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. ❞ 🗼  ❝ Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you ! ❞ 🌽  ❝ I know it’s corny, but you’re a-maize-ing ! ❞ 🍩  ❝ I donut know what I would do without you ! ❞ ☕️  ❝ Words cannot expresso how much you mean to me ! ❞ 🧀  ❝ This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate ! ❞

[stelacole]

anti valentine's day starters

﹡ ❝ valentine's day is so dumb. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i shot cupid﹗ ﹡ ❝ i shot cupid cause i don't wanna fall in love again. ❞ ﹡ ❝ love is just so pointless. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i used to love valentine's day, but getting dumped on valentine's day takes it's toll on you i guess﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ what’s even the point of trying to find someone at this point﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ did you know that instead of love, most finnish people celebrates their friendships on valentine's day﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i honestly think valentine’s day is pointless. people get dumped and then they cry﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ valentine’s day is such a scam of a holiday. ❞ ﹡ ❝ everything is always so pink on valentine's day. i hate it﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ if cupid dares to come near me, i will end that annoying twat﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i don't hate love. i just hate valentine's day. ❞ ﹡ ❝ who needs a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner when i have my cat﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am so much better off without him/her/them﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i want to give them a candy heart that says "i hate you"﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ yeah, i kind of threw up in my mouth at the thought of being proposed on valentine's day. ❞ ﹡ ❝ all this love is making me want to vomit﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ what i need is for this damn valentine's day to be over already﹗ ❞

[spookmemepls]

☠ ― 𝑃𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐-𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒'𝑠 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠. (𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒'𝑠 𝐷𝑎𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦.)

"Wanna watch a cheesy romcom with me?"

"No plans, huh? Me neither."

"Want to just go to a fast food place? Pretty sure they won't be busy."

"You got stood up? What a jerk!"

"I mean, we can just hang out here. I'm sure places are really busy at the moment anyway."

"Valentine's Day is such a waste of time."

"I'm glad I could just spend the day with a friend."

"All of the candy is probably on sale right now. Wanna go take a look?"

"I'm glad you're here; it's kind of a lonely day for me."

"I've got a reservation for a good restaurant tonight but they canceled on me. Would you want to come with me instead?"

"I never really enjoyed this holiday myself."

"I've kind of always wanted one of those cheesy giant stuffed animals..."

"Eh, why not? Let's go have our own fun."

"These decorations are always so cheesy, it's kind of funny."

"Would you want to go with me instead?"

"You know, I really appreciate you."

"Let's go get some ice cream."

"Hey, you want these? I know how much you like chocolate/candy/flowers/stuffed animals."

"Wow, you look amazing!"

"I guess it's a better time as any to go out for drinks, or something. How about it?"

"Hey. Wanna see who can eat the most chocolate?"

"I think... I ate too much candy..."

"Wow, this is... really fancy."

"Come on, you didn't have to get me anything!"

"What. In the world. Are you wearing."

[lohstandfound]

LAST for the writing meme

Chloe: "Mr Reyes, sir- I did some sketches? You know, like, for the poster or even maybe the program?"

Mr Reyes barely acknowledged Chloe as he left. She sighed, flicking through her sketches.

[rp-meme-central]

Fallout 4 - Nick Valentine -  sentence starters

1. “I told them that I was rigged to explode, and started going ‘beep... beep... beep’.”  

2. “Those people treated me like a human being. I’ve been trying to return the favor ever since.”

3. “A ______’s life isn’t an easy one, but it rarely lacks for excitement.”

4. “You see a lot of people at their worst when you’re in my line of work. Hard to not let it get to you sometimes.”

5. “Another beautiful day in the most dangerous place in the world.”

6. “The only tune I want to hear right now is ______ recanting a life of villainy.”

7. “I never would have gotten this far without you.”

8. “I’m not going anywhere until I get what I came for.”

9. “All I know is that, without you, ______ would still be at large.”

10. “I just thought this would fix things. But it’s not that easy.”

11. “It was about justice, about doing what was right. And that act of goodness, that’s ours. All the good we’ve done. That’s ours and ours alone.”

12. “With you at my side, doing the kind of good we’ve done? I’m about as great as one _____ can be.”

13. “Well, to not put too fine a point on it, you’re the best damn partner I’ve ever had. So I’d say I’m doing pretty good.”

14. “I got you as a friend. There’s nothing more one old _____ could ask for.”

15. “Thanks to you, _______ is pushing up daisies and ______ is safer for it. What you’ve done, I’ll never be able to thank you enough.”

16. “I used to wonder how people lasted as long as they have out here. Now I know, it’s thanks to people like you.”

17. “_____ can take a real toll on you if you let it. I’ve seen this place make monsters out of men.”

18. “Don’t pay ‘em any mind... not that they would know what to do with one anyway.”

19. “Just ignore ‘em. Not worth anyone with manners possibly getting hurt.”

20. “Only madmen could justify trying to wipe out an entire people just because they were made, not born.”

21. “All the resources they’ve got, the _______ could do a lot of good. Shame they want to wipe out my kind instead.”

22. “_____ was just here. You saw him/her/them, right?”

23. “It’s not easy to do the right thing for something that seems so evil. But everybody deserves their fair shot.”

24. “I won’t tolerate anyone mistreating the only other ______ in town I can stand.” 

25. “Always wondered what you’d look like as a robot. Not too shabby.”

26. “It took me a long time to realize that home is where you make it. With some time and effort, this place could be home for you too.”

27. “I remember waking up one day in a garbage heap, a body in tatters and a head full of memories belonging to a ______ who’d been dead for _____ years. Suffice to say, it was a confusing couple of weeks.”

28. “I think his/her/their name was ______. The first person to actually speak to me after I got the boot from the ______. My first human contact in this world.”

29. “I wouldn’t normally bother you with this sort of thing, but... well, I know I can trust you at this point.”

30. “They’re just this inescapable reminder. That I’m not the person I think I am. That I’m not a person at all.”

31. “All I want is a life where I have something I can call my own.”

32. “_____’s not an easy place to travel alone. Nice to have someone watching my back.”

33. “You know, some folks are just out for themselves. Others want to help those in need. Jury’s still out which camp you’re in.”  

34. “There are some crimes even you can’t get away with, _____.”

35. “No. No more jokes. You looked me in the eye and told me you were going to shape up. But that was just another load of bull.”

36. “You know, you have a funny way of showing your fondness for others.”

37. “All right, fine. But seriously, drop the buffoon act. Because this is your last shot. There won’t be another.”

38. “I’ve met a lot of scum in my line of work. People I wouldn’t throw to the _____. But you, you’re a real piece of work.”

39. “If I were your ______, I’d remember.”

40. “I always thought I was just more of their discarded trash. Never thought of the possibility that someone wanted me out. Helped me escape.”

41. “Get away from me! What the hell are you?”

42. “_____ really did help me escape the ______? I wasn’t just tossed out with the garbage?”

43. “Should I give _____ a chance? Try to accept him/her/them as my _____? He/she/they might be the only other ______ that exists.”

44. “I guess no one gets to choose their family, but when your family is built in a lab, things gets... weird.”

45. “So... ____ is dead. After all that talk about trying to accept him/her/them as family, we end up getting him/her/them killed anyway.”

46. “You know, why don’t you shut the hell up for once? I swear you care more about sounding smart sometimes than you do about who has to listen to it.”

47. “You sure you want to waltz through ______ HQ with a _____ at your side?”

48. “No! Dammit, _______, don’t listen! Hang in there!”

49. “That was one sorry negotiation up there.”

50. “With any luck, something will be making a meal out of ______ before sunrise.”

51. “It took a lot of guts to do what you did. I know it couldn’t have been easy.”

52. “This is a brave new world you’ve ushered in. But I suppose it’ll do.”

53. “There really is no way to ride a seesaw with dignity.”

54. “I’d offer a game, but you probably can’t calibrate your arm sensitivity, can you?”

55. “Don’t be afraid to dream big, _____. This isn’t all you have to be.”

56. “You know, since the first time we met, I always got the sense that you would change this place. I just never expected it would be like this.”

57. “Thanks for getting me out. How did you know where to find me anyway? Not many people knew where I went.”  

58. “Yeah, I’ve heard it all before. ‘You’re a freak’, ‘You’ve got something to hide’. Blah, blah, blah.”

[gladlyrphelper]

Here are some lyric sentence starters taken from Naomi Jon’s new song St. Valentine! Potentially suggestive/NSFW! Adjust pronouns etc as preferred!

Go fuck yourself [_____]

To fall in love's the greatest crime

I just don't quite believe the hype

I don't need you to put me on a pedestal

Your name, I just don't need to know

Yeah, I'm content, a little hoe

Don't waste your time, go home

Boy, you got a loaded gun, if you wanna come

If you wanna get it done, come and gimme some

I don't wanna know your name

Wanna see you do the crime, like I know you could

I don't wanna waste my night, give it to mе good, yeah

You're watching me, I know you see somеthing you like

We don't gotta play pretend, boy, I think you know

Don't get caught up in your head

Take off all your clothes, only need you in my bed

When we finish, you can get up, you can hit the road

Don't forget to lose my number, we are not that close

I don't want to sound too mean, but I need you to go

[merge-conflict]

45 - svelte for the microprompts :3c

Ty! 😈 This one was a lot of fun. Prompts are here and if anyone wants to send me more I would be grateful because I love games like this with lots of constraints.

45 - svelte

V needs to believe she is dying. It’s unbearable any other way. Unendurable, insufferable, blinding, white-hot burning, like the spitting toothy maw of some hellish creature which threatens to snap every earthly tether and drag her down directly into hell. She chokes, and turns her cheek into the cool tatami, desperate for the quick flash relief before it capsizes back into the ocean of suffering.

Someone grips her by the jaw, turning her head so sharply that her grunt of pain is swallowed by shock. She is forced to face her one remaining anchor, the powerful and elegant snare which yet holds her panicked, thundering heart. Her gaze follows the line up, and then she averts her eyes from the face of god, from the hand that holds her, from the uncoiled connector that binds them both together.

“Keep still.”

Her reply is reflexive, even as her voice cracks in agony. “Yes, Hanako-sama.”

[fastfists]

🪵  ❝ Wood you be my valentine ? ❞ (to Knuckles, from “game canon” Sonic on nightsky-blue-blur)

✧ 🍎  ｡:*• ─ PUNNY PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS. › | @nightsky-blue-blur ✧

"...wa't is Valentines?"

There was genuine confusion on the guardian's face at the statement. Sure, he tried to keep up with the holidays — mostly the major ones that were celebrated. He knew of Halloween, Christmas, and New Years primarily since those were bigger celebrations and brought his friends together.

However, he didn't keep up with the smaller ones...especially Valentine's Day. Having no clue what that even was. Had Amy mentioned it once? He couldn't really recall.

"Wait — "

" — was t'at ah pun? Really?!"

[yawnderu]

Simon's encounters with an angel or Simon Riley is pathetically in love with his princess

>Simon Riley x Bimbo!Reader Masterlist♡

🌸'cause this type of love's the epitome | playlist

>Reqs closed! 🎀

✩ Another planet earth?

✩ Ms. Whiskers

✩ Their dynamic

✩ Their dynamic | Part 2

✩ Their dynamic | Part 3

✩ Skincare

✩ Corruption (NOT CANON, OOC)

✩ Jealousy (NOT CANON, OOC)

✩ Gym Princess

✩ Clubbing

✩ Interests and book smarts

✩ Would you still love me if I was a worm?

✩ Simon carrying her out of the club

✩ Does Simon support her financially?

✩ Goofy Trial | Friendship with Gaz and Soap

✩ Filthy Frank Merch

✩ Taking the lead

✩ Kiss marks

✩ Matching nails

✩ How did they meet?

✩ Does she know he's in the SAS?

✩ I <3 my boyfriend sweatpants

✩ Does she ever get jealous?

✩ Would she wear the TikTok forbidden pants?

✩ Bow trend

✩ Rewards after acing an exam

✩ Bow trend... on his dick

✩ Would Simon share her with the 141?

✩ Christmas with Simon and your family

✩ Would Simon let her see his soft dick?

✩ Their Instagram accounts

✩ Albert Whiskers

✩ Baby carrier

✩ Playing Roblox together

✩ Doing her skincare after finding her asleep on the couch

✩ Snow day

✩ How would he propose?

✩ Spa day at home

✩ Matching tracksuits

✩ Did you know him? [meme]

✩ What would they argue about and how would they make up?

✩ Matching crop tops

✩ Sex!💗

✩ Would he fuck her with full gear and mask on?

✩ Sonny Angels

✩ Boyfriend effect

✩ Simon's reaction to her nipple piercings

✩ Relationship weight gain

✩ Pillow fort

✩ Periods stop nothing but sentences

✩ Wrapping a bow on it

✩ Pegging

✩ Backshots

✩ Interacting with Gaz and Johnny

✩ Playing mermaids

✩ Eating pussy

✩ Long nails

✩ Their daughter

✩ NSFW Link

✩ Trying anal

✩ Holding her pregnant belly💗

✩ Baby kicking

✩ Fashion style while pregnant

✩ Hand tattoos

✩ This type of love's the epitome

✩ Valentine's day card

✩ Back scratches

✩ Masturbating on videocall

[untitledmemes]

Valentine's Day Date Prompts

Can you feel the love in the air? You decide who is Muse A and who is Muse B. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. In case of Multimuse, don't forget to specify which one/s. Reblog, please do not repost or add.

🐠 Muse A is taking Muse B to a special, limited time jellyfish exhibit at the local aquarium.

📖 Muse B's favorite author is signing their latest book at a nearby bookstore, and Muse A surprises Muse B by taking them to the signing.

⛺ Muse B returns home after a long day, only to find Muse A has already packed their stuff for a date night camping under the stars.

🧩 Muse A takes Muse B to do a special Valentine's Day escape room.

🐴 Muse A and Muse B go horseback riding at a beautiful valley away from the city.

🍿 Muse A planned the perfect date night in for them and Muse B: Warm blankets, dim lights, their favorite snacks on the coffee table and a movie marathon of the cheesiest Valentine's Day movies of all time.

🧊 Muse A teaches Muse B how to iceskate as they go on a Valentine's date at the local indoor/outdoor ice rink.

🍴 Muse A and Muse B go on an outdoorsy picnic date for Valentine's, and it's a beautiful day.

🚲 Muse A convinces Muse B to try tandem biking for a Valentine's Day date.

🌠 Muse A and Muse B go stargazing just outside the city, resting on their car's hood side by side and reminiscing.

🎨 Muse A and Muse B go on a paint date for Valentine's Day at a local pub. Do drinks and paints mix together?

🎮 Muse A and Muse B spend their Valentine's Day evening playing their favorite co-op video/board games.

💊 Uh oh, Muse B is sick/injured on Valentine's Day! Muse A takes care of a sick/injured Muse B, giving them some special, extra loving care for Valentine's Day.

🛒 Muse A takes Muse B to their favorite store, telling them they can pick whatever they want for Valentine's Day.

🌃 Muse A takes Muse B to the rooftop, where a romantic, candlelit, home cooked dinner made by Muse A is waiting for them.

🥊 Muse A and Muse B are superheroes/vigilantes! They spend their Valentine's Day fighting crime together, taking down bad guys and saving the day.

🏴‍☠️ Muse A and Muse B are villians! They spend their Valentine's Day making chaos in the city together, giving the good guys a runaround and being their criminal selves.

🍳 Muse A teaches Muse B how to cook more than an omlette, and they make a nice Valentine's Day meal together.

🔞 Muse A creates a sexy date night for Muse B, willing to try one of their kinks they haven't tried before.

[bloomries]

be my valentine!

includes : lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, and belphegor.

summary : it's valentine's day, how will you spend it with your beloved?

warnings : gn! reader. food mention. valentines is my absolute faaaavorite holiday i love love and hearts and pink and chocolate~

LUCIFER

Loves the classics~ gets you a giant bouquet of red roses and has made a special, private reservation just for you two.

Today is really just an excuse to spoil you, Lucifer is secretly happy he gets to do so! Even though he claims Valentine's Day is a little silly, he doesn't miss his chance to celebrate it.

Very romantic and sincere and sweet, ugh, he's perfect~

Taking your hand in his, his thumb gently rubs against your wrist as he smiles at you. "Thank you," He says, a softness in his tone that puts you on edge— it's not often he lets down his walls to be so vulnerable. "For staying with me, and putting up with those idiots... I love you."

"I love you, too." And Lucifer certainly wouldn't mind if you leaned across the table to meet him in a sweet kiss.

MAMMON

Stayed up all night to try and make you chocolates but somehow failed— however its very last minute and he can't run out so this is what you're getting!

He's actually super nervous about it, getting bashful as he hands you the chocolates.

"If ya don't like 'em you can just throw 'em out," Mammon says, clearing his throat as he avoids eye contact. Burnt chocolates mixed up in a bag, the molds not holding together well and crumbling but you didn't have the heart to throw them away, so stealing yourself, you grab a chocolate and eat it.

"It's delicious!" You cheer, and although you're clearly lying through your teeth, Mammon appreciates it nonetheless.

"I- I'll get you some real chocolates next time."

LEVIATHAN

Sends you a bunch of those valentine meme cards/posts and a lot of 'this is us' with cuddling cats and such.

Braves the outside world in order to take you out on a date— to the arcade of course, where he wins you a bunch of plushies!

Panics when he realizes he hadn't asked you to be his valentine.

"And then I-" Levi cuts himself off mid sentence as he stares at the mirror backing of the claw machine. Today is Valentines Day, and he's just realized he hadn't asked you to be his valentines yet. Pathetically, he turns to you, eyes glistening a little.

"H- Hey, you'll be my valentine's right?"

You have to hold back a laugh, unless you want him to start balling in the middle of the arcade. Accept his request quickly now so that you two can continue your lovely date.

SATAN

Plans a scavenger hunt from the moment you wake up. It leads you to several locations in the house that hold some sort of present before leading to him in the kitchen, where he's made your favorite breakfast.

He's wearing one of those cheesy 'kiss the cook' aprons, and you happily oblige.

"There you are." You coo, entering the kitchen. He curses under his breath, turning around to greet you with a smile— you solved his riddles much faster than he thought, but this fact also makes him proud.

"I made your favorite." He grins, plating your food and then his. You pick at it, sneaking a bite before it can reach the table. He chuckles, sitting down beside you.

"Eat up, because there's another riddle under your food."

ASMODEUS

Romcom marathon! Asmodeus has already set you out a matching loungewear set (it matches his) and a bowl of popcorn and candy and some drinks.

Cuddling all day and flirting in between movies- Is there any better way to spend the day?

Tuffs of champagne hair tickle your neck and Asmo wiggles about to try and get comfy again. Your fingers grazing against his arm softly and sending goosebumps down his spine. He sent a glance up at you, a smirk forming.

"Are you trying to get something more than a movie out of this, hmm?" He asks, leaning up to meet your lips in a kiss. "Not that I'm complaining..."

"Uh-huh," You lean in to kiss him again, only to tease him by placing a candy in your mouth. "Pay attention, you're going to miss your favorite part."

BEELZEBUB

Almost forgot it was Valentines, and gets flustered when he remembers. He's not the most romantic, but he wants to do something for you.

Decides to make you breakfast in bed, although by the time it gets to you...

"Well, at least you didn't eat my favorite part?" You try to calm him down, taking the food and taking a few bites. Delicious. He sighs, rubbing his arm as he looks at the ground. "I'm not that hungry right now, you want the rest?"

Dejectedly, he takes it and devours it. Then he perks up as he gets an idea.

"How about we go out? That place you wanted to try opened up downtown just last week."

"Sounds perfect."

BELPHEGOR

Teases you for celebrating the cheesy holiday.

Might cave in and get you flowers and a simple box of chocolate, don't mention it, okay?

Is he blushing? Yes, yes he is.

"Oh? I thought the holiday was a waste of money and time, a corny holiday invented by capitalist?" Belphegor rolls his eyes at your words. You sure know how to irk him, don't you? But he loves that about you too.

"Yeah, yeah, if you don't want 'em, I'll just give 'em to Beel."

"Nope, they're mine." You coo as you snatch the bouquet and chocolates. "Thank you, Belphie. I got you a little something too." Well he certainly won't deny a gift from you~

[idontliekmondays]

the halifax mass shooting plot or der untergang

what was this? who planned it? where?

the halifax mass shooting plot was the idea that lindsay souvannarath, james gamble, and randall ’randy’ shepherd came up with to commit a mass shooting at a shopping centre in halifax, nova scotia, on valentine’s day.

more on who

lindsay souvannarath was 23 years old when she was arrested. she was born in chicago, illinois, on january 9, 1992, and lived there up until the time of the planned shooting. she pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit murder and was sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. she’s still serving her sentence, and her most recent request for appeal in 2019 was denied.

james gamble was 19 years old at the time of his death on february 12, 2015. he was born in halifax, nova scotia, on august 6, 1995. there doesn’t seem to be much information available about what was done with his remains after death.

randall ‘randy’ shepherd was 20 years old when he was arrested on february 13. he was born in victoria, british columbia, on july 4, 1994. shortly after his birth, he and his family moved to halifax, nova scotia. he pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit murder and was sentenced to 10 years in jail. he was released due to statutory release in 2021 after serving seven years and four months; however, he was ordered to stay off the internet and was to live in a halfway house in nova scotia.

how did randy and james meet?

both randy and james attended a high school located a short distance outside of halifax, which is where “they met and bonded over metal music, horror movies, marijuana, and a shared fascination with death and morbidity, often focusing on school shootings and mass murders.”

both were described as having increasing mental struggles following up to the incident.

as time passed, james considered committing a mass killing in halifax. he asked randy to be his partner in crime, who refused but continued to be a willing audience to his ideas.

how did lindsay meet them? what was her relationship with james like?

on december of 2014, james began to follow lindsay because of a “justgirlythings” meme she had posted onto her tumblr. it was captioned “not being able to live without your best friend” and was edited to have the columbine library photo underneath. they started messaging on facebook after this and formed a friendship quickly.

court documents state lindsay and james would repeatedly claim that they were adopting the personas of eric harris and dylan klebold, respectively. lindsay even said she felt the spirit of eric harris was taking over her body at times. they would refer to each other as reb and vodka and often speak of going “nbk” and quote passages to each other from the journals of the columbine shooters.

they also had a similar taste in music and lindsay introduced him to national socialist black metal.

their friendship blossomed into something more sexual that included sending nudes and sexting as they began to plan the shooting and then into something romantic as james began to show a lot of affection and attachment.

they expressed that they believed they were fated to each other and that their destiny was to commit this massacre and to die together. they “just felt like their relationship was destiny.”

the preparation

one of the first things they did was start thinking of possible locations. lindsay left most of that up to james. he came up with various ideas, such as a hospital, a library, and an elementary school, all of which lindsay disagreed with because she thought they would send the wrong message.

one location she ended up agreeing to was a mall.

“it was kind of this symbolism of western decadence and the modern world in general. just the idea of this place where people go to consume. it seemed like it would be a protest against capitalism, against consumerism, against greed.”

“i believe it was the film dawn of the dead that had zombies attacking the shopping mall, and it was supposed to be like this metaphor for our modern society and how obsessed with consumption it is. so i thought that would be perfect.”

in february of 2015, james and randy went to the halifax shopping centre and filmed videos of where the shooting was planned to happen. these were referred to as their “basement tapes.”

in one of these videos, they discussed how the temporary walls in the food court might block some of the shots, and randy stated that if at least one person from his high school was killed, the attack would be worth it. in another one of these, james calmly stares into the camera and says, “you're lucky i couldn’t get any more bullets.”

the plan

the mass shooting was to take place on valentines day, february 14, at the halifax shopping centre food court. the shopping centre was chosen with the intention to cause “mass panic.” (the date of the shooting was switched due to price increases on tickets. the original date was february 1st. james had the idea to change the date to valentines day because there would be more people in the food court and the time and he believed it would be more shocking.)

lindsay would travel by air to halifax to meet james on february 13.

james was to shoot both of his parents before lindsay arrived.

they would both then spend the night together in the gamble residence.

randy hoped to be shot and killed by james the same evening as a form of assisted suicide. (lindsay was not involved with this part of the plan). james wanted randy to make a video recording of the shooting instead of committing suicide.

the next day they would begin the shooting in the food court, which was the area they believed would provide them the most cover.

they were going to go into the food court bathrooms, change outfits, get their weapons and come out and open fire.

they were going to start the shooting by throwing molotov cocktails into the food court. (randy was to provide six bottles for the molotov cocktails.)

james was to arm himself with his father’s lever-action hunting rifle along with a hunting knife.

lindsay would be armed with his father’s single-action 16-gauge shotgun.

each was to wear previously selected death outfits that, in many ways, were chosen to pay tribute to the columbine shooters.

they wanted to shoot as many people as their ammunition allowed.

they were going to save their last bullets for themselves and “just like columbine” they would kneel facing each other and shoot themselves on the count of three.

what actually happened

the morning of feburary 12, 2015, lindsay snuck out of her family home and began the trip to halifax. she described herself as “very eager, very excited, very very thrilled to be leaving home.”

james then faltered in his plans to murder his parents and sent lindsay a facebook message that read, “i’m going to have to wait until tomorrow to kill them” and “you’ll have to stay at randy’s for the night.”

the same day of february 12, crime stoppers received an anonymous tip. a summary of the tip is as follows:

two people are posting on social media sites that they plan to shoot up the mall in halifax, nova scotia.

the two people are obsessed with school shootings.

a female is to leave chicago on a delta airlines flight to meet up with a male who has weapons for them to use.

the female is asian, known as lindsay, last name unknown but begins with “s”, she is approximately twenty-three years old, born 01-16-92 and is 5’3’’ tall and weighs 90lbs. lindsay has black shoulder length hair, which is dyed red right now and she wears brown framed glasses;

lindsay is friends with the male, james gamble;

lindsay has multiple social media accounts such as a facebook under the name “lindsay shubniggurath”, a tumblr account under the name “cockswastika”, and skype account under the name “thenewheresy”.

the male is james gamble, white male, nineteen years old, born 08-06-95, and is described as very skinny with dark brown hair parted to one side;

james gamble lives in halifax, nova scotia;

the anonymous source has not met james gamble in person;

james gamble is lindsay’s friend from online;

james has several social media accounts such as a facebook account under the name “james gamble” and a tumblr account under the name “shallowexistences”.

the canadian border services agency was contacted and issued a lookout to their agents to identify anyone who might match the description of the female.

soon officers arrived at the gamble residence in timberlea, nova scotia. james was contacted by telephone and suggested to exit the residence, which he agreed to do. instead, he committed suicide by shooting himself in the head with a single bullet from his father’s hunting rifle.

as previously agreed on, shepherd arrived at the stanfield international airport by city bus to pick up lindsay. he messaged lindsay and reiterated that james was behind on schedule killing his parents and that she would have to stay with him for the night.

lindsay landed in halifax at midnight, february 13th. at 12:10am she presented herself to primary immigration and spoke to a CBSA agent. the national lookout did not raise a flag at the time.

the CBSA agent was concerned by lindsay regardless. she communicated to him that she flew to canada on a one way ticket, had only $33, and did not know where her boyfriend lived. the agent thought that she may have been attempting to bring drugs into canada and noted that “she had very bad teeth and her complexion was very bad with scars on her face. this made me think that she may be on drugs.”

the agent directed lindsay to a secondary immigration examination as well as a secondary customs inspection.

she was questioned at secondary immigration by an agent. the agent questioned lindsay and confirmed that she didn’t know where she was going, had a small amount of money, and did not have a return ticket. lindsay communicated that she was in halifax to have a “memorable” valentine’s day weekend with her boyfriend who she had previously met online. she further communicated that randy was at the airport to pick her up, which was confirmed by CBSA officials.

the contents of her luggage were searched. she had little with her, aside from some makeup, her death outfit, and two books on serial killers.

while she was being dealt with by agents, officials reviewed the national lookout and determined that lindsay may be the person of interest.

police soon arrived at the airport and quickly arrested both randy and lindsay.

their online trail

they left a steady trail of posts referencing the planned shooting. there was a playlist posted on lindsay's tumblr blog to “cement the aesthetic” along with countless other posts hinting towards their plan. lindsay also queued her manifesto to post on her blog after the shooting.

my main source

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valentine's day rp starters

﹡ ❝ ps..i love you. ❞ ﹡ ❝ just for you know, peonies are my favorite flowers. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i need your help organizing the perfect valentine's day for him/her/them﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you are going to propose her/him/them on valentine’s day﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ did you know valentine's day in finnish means ystävänpäivä, which is "friends day" in english﹖ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i'm so spending the valentine's day alone﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you are the best partner i have ever had. ❞ ﹡ ❝ he/she/they didn't even ask me out on a date on valentine's day﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i love ________ more than anything in the world﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i got you some chocolate and roses. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i just got dumped. on valentine's day. ❞ ﹡ ❝ hearts always makes me think of _______﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ cupid really needs to work it's magic on those two﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i didn't know what to get you, so i kind of bought all these. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i have loved you for a long time﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i love the presents you got me, but you are still my best present﹗ ❞

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Writing Prompt Masterlist, Part Five

Masterlist of Writing Prompt Masterlists

The Prompts

28 Days of Smut Prompts

50 Dialogue Prompts, Part Two

50 Vague Angsty + Hurt / Comfort Dialogue Prompts

50 Ways to Say I Hate You Prompts

79 Dialogue Prompts

After the Kiss Response Prompts

And They Were Roommates Prompts

Angst Prompts for All Your Heartbreak Needs

Angsty Dialogue Prompts

Angsty Sentence Starter Prompts

Arranged Matrimony for Royalty Prompts

Baby, It's Cold Outside Prompts

Best Friends to Lovers Prompts

Bubbly + Reserved Romance Dialogue Prompts

Childhood Exes to Lovers Prompts

Childhood Friends to Lovers (Reuniting & Reigniting) Prompts

Chilly Winter Prompts

Christmas Pick-Up Lines Sentence Starter Prompts

Comforting Sentence Starter Prompts

Confrontation Prompts

Dancing in the Rain Prompts

Death Prompts That Tore My Heart Apart

December Prompts

Defending the Right to Not Say Prompts

Dire Situations Prompts

Emotional Hurt / Comfort Prompts

Emotional Starters to Kick You in the Feelings Prompts

Extremely Self-Indulgent Prompts

Fan x Celebrity Prompts

Fluffy Moments Prompts

Gestures to Get You on Your Knees Prompts

Hand Touching Prompts

Heartbreak Sentence Starter Prompts

Hurt / Comfort Dialogue Prompts

Hurt / Comfort Dialogue Prompts, Part II

Hurt / Comfort Dialogue Prompts, Part III

Hurt and Comfort Dialogue Prompts

I Love You Prompts

Injured & Healers Prompts

January Prompts

Kiss Sentence Starter Prompts

Love Languages - Quality Time Prompts

Magic Fatigue / Exhaustion / Overuse Prompts

Meaningful Gestures Prompts

Modern Royalty AU Prompts

More Break-Up Dialogue Prompts

More Sick Prompts

More Teasing Dialogue Prompts

Mostly Angsty Drabble Prompts

Non-verbal Starter Prompts

Noticing / Being Noticed Prompts

One True Pairing Moments Prompts

Other Ways to Say I Love You Starter Prompts

Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body Prompts

Physical Contact Starter Prompts

Pillow Thoughts Prompts

Post-Breakup AU Prompts

Prompt List #1

Prompt List #2

Prompt List #3

Prompt Set 2

Prompt Set 3

Prompt Set 7

Prompt Set 8

Prompt Set 10

Prompt Set 18

Prompt Set 25

Prompts for Angsty Conversations

Prompts for Characters Who Are Slowly Falling in Love

Question Sentence Starter Prompts

Random Angsty Sentence Starter Prompts

Reunion After Physical Trauma Prompts

Romantic Date Dialogue Prompts

Roommates to Lovers (Who Are Scared to Confess) Prompts

Royal Arranged Marriage Dialogue Prompts

Royalty Dialogue Prompts

Royalty Forced Marriage to Actual Lovers Prompts

Scenarios with Undertones of Tension Prompts

Seduction Starter Prompts

Send a Number to Do X With Prompts

Set the Scene Prompts

Sexy / Suggestive Dialogue Prompts

Sinful Sentence Prompts

Six Word Sentence Starter Prompts

Softer Shippy Prompts

Spending Time Together Prompts

Super Soft Intimacy Prompts

Symbol Meme Starter Prompts

Tearful Goodbye Prompts

Teasing Prompts

Tired / Exhausted / Feeling Very Weak Starter Prompts

Tol & Smol Prompts

Valentine Interactions Prompts

Valentine's Day Prompts

Where to Land Prompts

Whump Dialogue Prompts

Words of Love Prompts

Worried Sentence Starter Prompts

Year of the OTP 2023 Prompts

[tereox]

Warmup #55 - Agent 4 and Agent 24

Rating: G

Summary: It's the day after Valentine's Day. Somehow the entire household forgot that day was a thing.

Note: Yes, this is set in the universe that will have eventual Agent 96

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"Oh hey, it was Valentine's day yesterday."

The sentence hung in the air for a bit and Four glanced over at Eight who looked at them uncomprehendingly, and Three whose expression had fallen, shattered, and laid irreparable on the floor. A priceless artifact, ruined by carelessness.

Or simple forgetfulness.

"You noticed this now." It came out flat, without any inflection, and Four would think Three might be mad at them if they weren't so sure that they'd forgotten as well.

They hummed. "I saw a meme." Their phone was held up as evidence.

Three spent a bit of time picking those shattered pieces back up and gluing them together. What they ended up with were furrowed brows and something Four could recognise as annoyance.

"What's Valentine's day?" Eight came crashing in, ever Four's saviour.

Three looked over. Considered. Perfect moment for Four to make things worse. "It's a day where inkfish celebrate their romantic love and give each other gifts like chocolate and flowers."

Three glared at them and Four held up a hand to placate them. "That means that the day after the event, stores offer discount chocolate and flowers to get rid of the leftovers before they go bad."

Eight was reaching for her purse. Something dawned on Three. They looked at Four. Gave a thumbs up where Eight couldn't see.

"It won't do to let all those valuable resources go to waste, right Eight?"

Eight beamed at Three. "Exactly, let's go get them."

Four watched Three reach for Eight's hand with some hesitation. Eight took it immediately and they headed out. They leaned back and sighed. It was a cute date idea. Three and Eight would have fun.

Still, they longed for more than the discount chocolate.