#roleplay sentence meme

[calliesmemes]

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“   Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”

“   Hungry? Eat the government. ”

“   Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”

“   Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”

“  They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”

“   Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”

“   Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”

“   Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”

“   What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”

“   I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”

“   I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”

“   I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”

“   The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”

“   Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”

“   If you’re short, simply get taller. ”

“   I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”

“   My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”

“   There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”

“   You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”

“   I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”

“   I really do hate thinking. ”

“   In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”

“   I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”

“   Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”

“   Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”

“   So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”

“   Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”

“   The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”

“   Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”

“   The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”

“   I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”

“   Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”

“   What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”

“   Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”

“   RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”

“   Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”

“   My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”

“   It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”

“   Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”

“   How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”

“   I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”

“   You look so biteable today. ”

“   Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”

“   I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”

“   Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”

“   Third base is me telling you about my father. ”

“   Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”

“   Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”

“   I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”

“   Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”

“   I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”

“   Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”

“   I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”

“   Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”

“   You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”

“   You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”

“   It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”

“   Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”

“   No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”

“   No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”

“   I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”

“   Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”

“   Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”

“   I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”

“   Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”

“   I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”

“   Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”

“   Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”

“   Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”

“   May I please get a crumb of affection? ”

“   I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”

“   You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”

“   Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”

“   Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”

“   All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”

“   How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”

“   What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”

“   I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”

“   Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”

“   Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”

“   I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”

“   Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”

“   I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”

“   You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”

“   Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”

“   Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”

“   I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”

“   If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”

“   Everything I want to do is illegal. ”

“   Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”

“   I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”

“   Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”

[goodvibesandmemes]

GENERAL MEMES: Vampire/Immortal Themed 🩸🦇🌹

↳ Please feel free to tweak them.

Themes: violence, death, blood, murder, depression/negative thoughts

SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪”to reverse the characters where applicable!

🦇 - To catch my muse transforming into a bat 🌞 - To warn my muse about/see my muse in the sunlight. 🩸 - To witness my muse drinking blood from a bag. 🐇 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from an animal. 🧔🏽 - To witness To catch my muse drinking blood from a human. 🦌 - For our muses hunt together for the first time. 🏃🏿‍♀️ - To see my muse using super speed. 🏋🏼‍♂️ - To see my muse using their super strength. 🧛🏻‍♂️ - To confront my muse about being a vampire. 🌕 - For my muse to lament missing the sun. ⏰ - For my muse to tell yours about a story from their long, immortal life. 🤛🏽 - To offer my muse your wrist to drink from. 👩🏿 - For my muse to reminisce about a long lost love. 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏽 - For your muse to look exactly like my muse's lost love. 👄 - For my muse to bite yours. 👀 - For my muse to glamour/compel yours. 🧄 - To try and sneakily feed my muse garlic to test if they're a vampire. 🔗 - To try and apprehend my muse with silver chains. 🔪 - To try and attack my muse with a wooden stake. 👤 - To notice that my muse doesn't have a reflection. 🌹 - For my muse to turn yours into a vampire. 🌚 - For my muse and yours to spend time together during the night. 🧛🏼‍♀️ - For my muse to tell yours about their maker/sire.

SENTENCES:

"I've been alive for a long time [ name ], I can handle myself." "I'm over a thousand years old, you can't stop me!" "Lots of windows in this place, not exactly the greatest place for a vampire." "Do you really drink human blood? Don't you feel guilty?" "Vampires are predators, [ name ] hunting is just part of our nature, you can't change that." "You just killed that person! You're a monster!" "Tomorrow at dawn, you'll meet the sun [ name ]." "Can you make me like you?" "Do you really want to live forever?" "You say you want to live forever, [ name ], but forever is a long time, longer than you can imagine." "What was it like to live through [ historic event / time period ]?" "Did people really dress like that when you were young?" "What were you like when you were human?" "We’re vampires, [ name ], we have no soul to save, and I don’t care." "How many people have you killed? You can tell me, I can handle it." "Did you meet [ historic figure ]?" "Everyone dies in the end, what does it matter if I... speed it along." "Every time we feed that person is someone's mother, brother, sister, husband. You better start getting used to that if you want to survive this life." "[ she is / he is / they are ] the strongest vampire anyone has heard of, no one knows how to stop them, and if you try you're going to get yourselves killed." "Vampire hunters are everywhere in this city, you need to watch your back." "Humans will never understand the bond a vampire has with [ his / her / their ] maker, it's a bond like no other." "Here, have this ring, it will protect you from the sunlight." "I get you're an immortal creature of the night and all that, but do you have to be such a downer about it?" "In my [ centuries / decades / millennia ] of living, do you really think no one has tried to kill me before?" "Vampires aren't weakened by garlic, that's a myth." "I used to be a lot worse than I was now, [ name ], I've had time to mellow, to become used to what I am. I'm ashamed of the monster I was." "The worst part of living forever is watching everyone you love die, while you stay frozen, still, constant." "I've lived so long I don't feel anything any more." "Are there more people like you? How many?" "Life has never been fair, [ name ], why would start being fair now you're immortal?" "You want to be young forever? Knock yourself out, I just hope you understand what you're giving up." "You never told me who turned you into a vampire. Who were they? Why did they do it?" "I could spend an eternity with you and never get bored." "Do you really sleep in coffins?" "There are worse things for a vampire than death, of that I can assure you [ name ]." "You need to feed, it's been days. You can drink from me, I can tell you're hungry." "The process of becoming a vampire is risky, [ name ], you could die, and I don't know if I could forgive myself for killing you." "I'm a vampire, I can hold a grudge for a long time, so believe me when I say I will never forgive this. Never." "You were human once! How can you have no empathy?" "You don't have to kill to be a vampire, but what would be the fun in that." "You can spend your first years of immortality doing whatever you want to whoever you want, but when you come back to your senses, it'll hit you harder than anything you've felt before." "One day, [ name ], everything you've done is going to catch up to you, and you're never going to forgive yourself." "Stop kidding yourself, [ name ], you're a vampire, a killer, a predator. You might as well embrace it now because you can't keep this up forever." "You can't [ compel / glamour ] me, I have something to protect me." "When you've lived as long as me, there's not much more in life you can do." "You want me to turn you? You don't know what you're asking me to do." "You really have to stop hissing like that, it's getting on my nerves." "I'm going to drive this stake through your heart, [ name ], and I'm going to enjoy it."

[veryhardymemes]

All Characters Have One Defining Choice that Made Them Who They Are, Where They Ended Up. But What if That One Choice was Never Made?

Send " 🔄 " to see my muse as they would be without a major character defining decision having been made in their past. If the emoji can't be seen, send "counterclockwise" instead. Make sure to specify muse if sending to a multimuse blog!

[jasmemes]

pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl

all starters are taken from pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl. feel free to change pronouns as needed!

i think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

yes, that’s what worries me.

man overboard!

sir, the rocks! it’s a miracle she missed them!

can you swim?

pride of the king’s navy you are.

there seems to be some sort of high-to-do up at the fort, eh?

someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.

there’s no real ship what can match the interceptor.

you’ve seen a ship crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?

it’s bad luck to have a woman on board. even a miniature one.

i intend to see that every man who wears a pirate brand or sails under a pirate flag gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.

i can’t breathe.

women in london must have learnt not to breathe.

i’m told it’s the latest fashion in london.

are you decent?

i’m watching over you, [name].

that’s all i’ve found out.

where did you get that?

clearly you’ve never been to singapore.

you’d best start believing in ghost stories, [name]. you’re in one!

you have your trinket, i’m of no further value to you.

the code is more what you’d call guidelines than actual rules.

take what you can, give nothing back.

you’re supposed to be dead!

that’s interesting. that’s very interesting.

thank you, [name].

am i not?

parley! that’s the one!

gents, take a walk!

because it was [name] who said it.

we’re all men of our word, really.

me? i’m dishonest. and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to look out for, because you never know when they’re about to do something incredibly stupid.

there be the chest. inside be the gold.

now will you shoot him!?

[name], my effects, please.

not without my effects.

i make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

you seem somewhat familiar, have i threatened you before?

you’re the one they’re searching for.

just doing my civic duty, sir.

you threatened [name].

oh, so it is that you’ve found a girl!

that’s not good enough!

this is either madness or brilliance.

you are, without doubt, the worst pirate i’ve ever heard of.

but you have heard of me.

these are his, sir.

that’s got to be the best pirate i’ve ever seen.

not you, we named the monkey [name].

he strapped a cannon to [name]’s bootstraps.

i’m telling a story!

he plays things close to the vest now.

reason’s got nothing to do with it.

if he was telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.

unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.

i said no lies!

[mimis-memes]

🍎  ｡:*• ─ PUNNY PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS. ›   ( in the spirit of Valentine’s day, here’s a compilation of various funny & punny pick-up lines !  Feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses and/or add more context. )

🚪  ❝ I a-door you ! ❞ 🍵  ❝ You’re a cute tea ! ❞ 🧁  ❝ You bake me crazy ! ❞ 🫁  ❝ We belung together ! ❞ 🐚  ❝ You’re very spe-shell ! ❞ 🧈  ❝ You’re my butter half ! ❞ 🔥  ❝ We’re a perfect match ! ❞ 🍲  ❝ You make miso happy ! ❞ 🥕  ❝ I carrot live without you ! ❞ 🐻  ❝ I love you bear-y much ! ❞ 🍌  ❝ I find you very a-peeling ! ❞ 🐳  ❝ I whale always love you ! ❞ 🍞  ❝ You’re the loaf of my life ! ❞ 🦦  ❝ There’s no otter like you ! ❞ 🦐  ❝ You’re shrimply the best ! ❞ 🍉  ❝ You’re my one in a melon ! ❞ 🍕  ❝ You have a pizza my heart ! ❞ 🐰  ❝ Nobunny compares to you ! ❞ 🪵  ❝ Wood you be my valentine ? ❞ 🍋  ❝ This is my best pick-up lime... ❞ 🍅  ❝ I love you from my head to-ma-toes ! ❞ 🌮  ❝ Can we taco ‘bout how cute you are ? ❞ 🍄  ❝ You take up so mushroom in my heart ! ❞ 🍍  ❝ If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. ❞ 🗼  ❝ Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you ! ❞ 🌽  ❝ I know it’s corny, but you’re a-maize-ing ! ❞ 🍩  ❝ I donut know what I would do without you ! ❞ ☕️  ❝ Words cannot expresso how much you mean to me ! ❞ 🧀  ❝ This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate ! ❞

[hymemena]

Sweet Nothings Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: None

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"I love you more than words can express."

"I don't know what I'd do without you."

"Be careful, love."

"You're so beautiful."

"I couldn't ask for anything better than this."

"I've been dreaming of this my whole life."

"I would do anything for you."

"I'll always be here, baby."

"You couldn't chase me off if you tried."

"I'm right here. I've got you."

"We'll make it through this, we always do."

"I love you so much."

"I can't imagine life without you."

"You are the best thing that ever happened to me."

"Wake up, sleeping beauty."

"Babe? Babe? Babe? I love you!"

"Guess what? You're adorable."

"You're so cute when you're serious."

"I could get lost in you for eons."

"You're the only one for me."

"Do you believe in soulmates?"

[yeoldemothmemes]

Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 86

Feel free to change pronouns and adjust as needed Death mention tw Food mention tw

"Let's get ready to cry" "Grab your battle buddy" "It was good, apart from the salt" "there was so much salt" "this thing has an 'interesting' taste" "It's not bad, just not very... fun" "Trust me, it's there" "You just bit me?" "This is our culture. Be proud of it" "The trick is: Stay single" "That sounded like something a conservative dad would say" "I don't know how your brain works" "There isn't anything in this coffee mug" "I just want to have fun, okay?" "Not the bees" "Don't trigger my Halloween gene this early in the year. " "Don't trigger my Halloween gene this early in the year. That's not going to end well for any of us" "Has the subtlety gone out the window?" "Sparkles make everything better" "Not sure why there's a lemon. but there's a lemon" "So sad that they died.... again" "It too me three hours to find this place and I'm still not confident I'm right" "You shouldn't sacrifice someone even if they've been really mean to you" "This turned into a cat" "We're going to be cutting so many corners, we're basically left with a circle"

[thedevilsmemes]

THINGS SAID IN MY D&D CAMPAIGN! - A SENTENCE STARTER MEME!

PART 1 / ??

Feel free to change pronouns as needed!

“Ey up lads! ‘Ow are we?”

“posh one”

“Let me know when you’re ready to go and the oxen will be ready.”

“You ever ridden oxen before?”

“LET’S GET ‘EM!”

“Lead the way, friend!”

“woah woah woah, we come in peace!”

“How do we get to see [ NAME ] ?”

“You don’t”

“How do we know he exists?”

“don’t let any escape.”

“What’s going on? What are you?”

“squishy bitch”

“[ name ] what the fuck did you do that for?!  -  I almost died!”

“GO AND KILL THEM ALL!” 

“Waste not, want not!”

“Are you the only one left? Have you got my toof?”

“He might not scare you but I might.”

“How about we come to an arrangement? If you let our friends go, I will personally come back with [ name’s ] head.”

“Roll for erection.”

“Wake up, intruders!”

“Return the stolen goods. Return what you have taken. Leave before you lose your fingers!”

“I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE. NOW YOU’RE GOING TO DIE! NOW’S YOUR TIME TO RUN!”

“The snooty tooty one to decide.”

“That’s not [ name ].”

“My turn!”

“Thank you, I’m here all night.”

“Well, I’m not that good at drawing but I can try.”

“oh boy”

“Wrong room, Love.”

“Hello Friend!”

“It’s okay, mommy’s here.”

“Wakey wakey”

“Did you sleep alright love?”

“I’ve got an idea!”

“Surprised you’re so chirpy”

“I’m trying to be alive.”

“HI [ NAME ]!”

“Hi boss of Phandalin!”

“Welcome! Welcome!”

“Ah yes, good but quiet fellow.”

“I’VE SEEN HIS WILLY!”

[rpmemesyo]

Things I’ve Overheard: The Meme

“My New Years Resolution is to be more emo.”

“Gimme all your cheap vodka!”

“Get your cube!”

“I told my boyfriend he better ask me to be his valentine. Just cuz we’re together don’t assume I’m your valentine!”

“I forget everything, always.”

“I am eating a cookie because I’m naughty!”

“The number of cookies I eat is directly correlated to how badly I hate myself.”

“This is the closest thing I’ve got to a healthy coping mechanism, everything else is illegal.”

“You ever had fried chicken?”

“Changed my mind, I’m not gonna start wearing all black, I’m gonna start wearing all salmon.”

“My New Years Resolution is to be the biggest pain in the ass possible, and so far I’m killing it.”

“Sometimes you gotta look life in the eye and say ‘you hit like a girl.’”

[memehcwling]

☈ ― 𝕍𝔸𝕃𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝔸𝕐 themed prompts / memes

SYMBOLS: use " ⇆ " to reverse muses.

🌠 - for our muses to lay under the stars together ✍️ - for my muse to write yours a love letter ☂ - for our muses to get stuck in a rain storm 💘 - for my muse to confess their feelings for your muse 📷 - for your muse to catch mine taking a candid photo of them 🔑 - for my muse to give your muse a spare key to their house 💐 - for my muse to show up at your muses place with a bouquet of flowers 😍 - for my muse to compliment your muse

― angsty edition 💔 - for my muse tells your muse they no longer love them 🤥 - for my muse to catch your muse lying to them 🕦 - for my muse to stand your muse up on a date 🍻 - for my muse tries to stop your muse from having another drink

― fluffy sentence starters

❝ would it be alright if i borrowed your sweater? it smells like you. ❞ ❝ you look beautiful/handsome tonight. ❞ ❝ half the time i get too embarrassed to say anything. ❞ ❝ first time i saw you i couldn't get over how beautiful you were. ❞ ❝ quit that, i can't think straight with you looking at me like that! ❞ ❝ don't give me the puppy dog face.. how am i supposed to say no to that? ❞ ❝ you make me lose my words like no one else does. ❞ ❝ i can't imagine a world in which i don't adore you. ❞ ❝ you made me breakfast?! ❞ ❝ how did i get so lucky? ❞ ❝ i mean... on the bright side at least we know we can't cook.... ❞ ❝ i'm so yours, always. ❞ ❝ you know you mean the world to me, right? ❞

[calliesmemes]

EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to lighten up the situation at hand.

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

“   It’s sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean! ”

“   Partner, I reckon that I ain’t been feeling very yeehaw lately. ”

“   I don’t study; I consult the lore. ”

“   Yeah, I understand women — they all want daggers and swords. It’s all quite simple, really. ”

“   Lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase. ”

“   Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. ”

“   Yes I’m a gatekeeper and a hater. I’m also God’s most favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. ”

“   My primary motivations are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ”

“   Man — if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit. ”

“   It’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. ”

“   If I was in a Jane Austen novel, I would be the one sent to the seaside for my health. ”

“   Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is … well … an asshole. ”

“   I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know. ”

“   I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and their friend. ”

“   I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? ”

“   Normalize letting me talk without making any sense. ”

“   Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter. ”

“   I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father. ”

“   Sorry for acting so strange and irregular; It will happen again. ”

“   i love sitting in my room.....alone....a girl in her cave....scheming and plotting and drinking tea. ”

“   These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though. ”

“   I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure. ”

“   I don’t need to face reality; I’m not just that type of girl. ”

“   DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A frickle-frackle? ”

“   I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff. ”

“   Sorry I told you about my trauma. Do you still think I’m hot? ”

“   My priorities aren’t straight and neither am I. ”

“   I have felt permanently guilty for no reason since I was like eight years old. ”

“   Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since I was twelve years old! ”

“   I was born for shock value. ”

“   Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. ”

“   Oh, I slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night. I hope none of them were prophetic! ”

“   Be the surreal nonsense that you want to see in the world. ”

“   Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ”

“   My hobbies include knowing things and being right. ”

“   This is good advice, but don’t tell me what to do. ”

“   I hate the idea of authority. What the fuck is someone being superior to me? Bitch I’m gonna take your kneecaps. ”

“   Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those! ”

“   My hobbies? Uhhhh, symbolism mostly. Metaphors and implications and the like. ”

“   I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells. ”

“   I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one guys! ”

“   Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value. ”

“   Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower, but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. ”

“   Any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ”

“   girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure. ”

“   BRO, you NEED to stop SUMMONING DEMONS in the FRAT HOUSE. ”

“   I just gave your address to some spiders! ”

“   I disappoint my father as a hobby now. ”

“   I think that the dark circles under my eyes add to my aesthetic actually. ”

“   Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes! ”

“   I have half a braincell left and I’m very scared to use it! ”

“   Listen, son — in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. ”

“   I appreciate the advice, but I think that I’m old enough to make my own bad decisions. ”

“   I’m disappointed in me too. Y’all aren’t special. ”

“   Running from your demons is the best exercise! ”

“   Sorry; I can’t commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. ”

“   Time flies when you don’t know what the fuck is going on. ”

“   If I run out of tacos, I can no longer maintain my human form. ”

“   Bestie, I don’t think that I can girlboss under these conditions. ”

“   Yeah I’ve had combat training; I can do anxiety attacks! ”

“   Swag is earned, not learned. ”

“   Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot. ”

“   I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL so I will SIT DOWN. ”

“   Please God no … I don’t need any more character development right now! ”

“   If you can’t beat ‘em, yeet ‘em. ”

“   Do not put me in a situation. I’m at my limit and I am very tired. ”

“   I may be depressed, but at least I’m not basic. ”

“   It’s MY LIFE and I’ll sabotage it myself, thank you. ”

“   Think twice? Bold of you to assume that I think once. ”

“   At the next inconvenience, I will start biting people. ”

“   Oops I think that I just experienced an emotion. ”

“   Did you know that rats spelled backwards is star? ”

“   One day, I’ll be reincarnated as a pigeon, and I’ll shit on your head. ”

“   On the outside, I’m a baddie — but on the inside, I’m a saddie. ”

“   My grandma bullies me through the Ouija board. ”

“   I’m a cool person if you can just look past my personality. ”

“   Beetles don’t have to do taxes, and I think that is a beautiful way to live. ”

“   I hope that you get your character development arc soon. ”

“   Those are some nice kneecaps … It’d be a shame if someone stole them … ”

“   I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy. ”

“   I’m done being baby; I want POWER ”

“   Wait, “Just Standing There Ominously” doesn’t count as socializing? ”

“   Yes I am smart, and yes, I am stupid. It’s called being flexible. ”

“   I am NOT delusional!!!!! I am OPTIMISTIC! ”

“   I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here. ”

“   Do not ask me if you should or shouldn't do something !!! Before I am a friend I am an enabler !!! ”

“   i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER ”

[goodvibesandmemes]

MOVIE MEMES: “The Princess Bride” (1987) 🏰👸🏽🤺 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them etc.

Themes: swords, fighting, violence, magic, weapons, fantasy, war, medieval-like era, friendship, death, epic battles, blades

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” “I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” “Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.” “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” “There was a mighty duel.” “You’ve been mostly dead all day.” “Hear this now: I will always come for you.” “I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.” “My way's not very sportsman-like.” “I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.” “You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?” “You mock my pain.” “When I was your age, television was called books.” “I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.” “Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.” “Anybody want a peanut?” “That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.” “Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.” “Inconceivable!” “Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything.” “This is true love. You think this happens every day?” “[name], tear his arms off.” “I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.” “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” “It's not that bad! Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.” “Why won't my arms move?” “You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.” “I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive.” “Rest well and dream of large women.” “Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.” “I want my father back, you son of a bitch.” “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.” “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.” “It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.” “My name is [name]. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” “You can’t hurt me. [name] and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.” “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.” “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.” “Beat it, or I'll call the Brute Squad.” “I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.” “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.” “Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.” “Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.” “As you wish.” “We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.” “I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.” “I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.” “I think you're bluffing.”

[veryhardymemes]

Things I've Said to my Dog

Biiiig stretch for such a little guy!

I love that your bedhead is worse than mine.

You need a brushing.

Stop chewing your foot.

Stop dragging your ass!

You so stinky.

Don't sigh like that, you little freeloader.

You don't have a job! The postman has a job! Stop yappin'!

If you eat this, you'll die, or at the very least, have horrific diarrhea.

Aww, did you have a bad tummy buddy?

Don't give me that bug eyed look.

You know, sometimes, when I come into the kitchen, it's only ever to get a drink. You don't need to follow me every time.

[jasmemes]

panic

all starters are taken from season one of panic. feel free to change pronouns as needed!

you really are a good liar.

because you’re the only one that ever actually does anything!

where’s your mom, [name?]

do llamas bite?

thought we’d lost you there.

fuck you, [name]!

but i trust you.

what about [name]? isn’t she your best friend?

what about her?

not even a kiss goodnight?

you’re the new kid.

hurricane harvey wiped us out.

we didn’t find out until we saw him on the news.

you know, you used to hate cops.

[name] had me clean out the grease trap.

you want to know what i’m afraid of?

[name], ray of sunshine.

you know my name, [name]! your mom screams it every night!

i didn’t do shit for [name]!

there is no together in panic!

that was my money!

yeah, well, it’s my transmission.

i have to get [name] from camp.

you didn’t even ask if llamas bite.

everything i’ve done has been for [name], you know that!

maybe you shouldn’t listen to everything your little boyfriend tells you.

a dollar day every day that school is in session.

i don’t want to watch, i want to play.

then how’d those two kids die last summer?

oh, so it is real.

you want to know what i’m afraid of?

i laugh!

i’ve been here for a year.

menu?

can you get to the point?

i like you. i do, i like you.

it’s for player’s ball.

they couldn’t have just sent an e-vite?

so that’ll just be a swipe right from you, then?

bless her heart, the lady is a tramp!

it’s like even when you’re right next to him, he’s still all alone.

we always said he’d die with a bull-rope in his hand.

what do you want, [name]?

you want to smoke in a shithole?

slacking off is patriotic.

depends. how hot is the bass player?

cinderella, your sock.

you okay?

this way, let’s go this way.

why don’t you ever laugh?

the prize is $50,000!

take a flare.

and uh, no crying, because i’m out of tissues.

i want to say hi to the new kid.

is that your diploma?

are you saying you’re going to miss us?

what are we toasting?

what about a jump from devil’s drop?

looks like we’ve got a player trying for the high point!

contestant, state your name!

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Wolverine and the X-Men prompts/sentence starters Pt. 1

“Am I scared? Yes. As you should be.” “That makes me the family's dirty little secret.” “Together we can do something about it. Just come back.”  “I’m not going to let you abandon me again.”  “Your problem is you can’t stay in one place.”   “No one can follow a leader who is never there.”  “You tried to save a man who hates you.”  “The question is, can you afford me?” “I can’t help them like you could.”  “Rule number one of the thieves guild, never reveal a client.”  “Rule number two of the thieves' guild, always know your customers.”  “You still sold out your kind for a little cash.”  “I sold out my kind for a large amount of cash.” “Lead me to your buyer and I’ll pay you double.”  “You’re somehow under the impression that I know where she is.”  “Well, if she’s into living dangerously, this is her lucky day.”  “You hired me for my skill huh? Then allow me to use them.”  “Sorry, but double pay is just not enough, especially putting up with you.”  “Ah, but you did come looking for trouble. And you found it.” “What about my house? You blew it up.”  “That’s not going to work on me.”  “Don’t do this. It’s my fault.”  “We know he’s here, just take us to him.”  “All I’ve been doing is caring for him.”  “Next time you decide to drop by, use the front door.”

[stayspookymockingbirdlane]

RP Starters from "The Munsters" (2022)

Geez, conceited, much?

Simply dropping ice-cold facts.

Zombie problem solved.

You know, a man is more than the sum of his parts.

What do I look like, a moron?

Well, I suppose you have a better idea.

You'll kill us both!

I could have altered mankind's place in the universe.

I have pictures of my fuzzy little nuggets!

Cute little fella.

I'm gonna go...

I want a man who makes my blood run cold.

Let me guess... he's broke again.

That's not something you see everyday!

Don't you dare touch that dial!

Beauty goes skin-deep, but ugly goes down to the bone.

I'm looking for a vision... a queen.

Which dress says I'm very, very interested, but not miserable and depressed?

HEY, NUMBSKULL!

When they made me, they broke the mold!

We're dealing with some serious brain power here!

Dazzle me with your side-splitting wit.

I knew the moment I laid eyes on you that you were special.

I'm just a regular gal living a boring, normal life.

If there's one thing I know, it's that the rest of the world melted away as soon as you appeared in my life.

Perfect husband coming up!

Everybody's in a dancing mood tonight.

You know I never drink wine.

You're the hemlock in my veins.

My sweet pussycat.

All I ask is that we spend the rest of my lives growing disgracefully old together.

What a cream puff!

Can someone please call 911?

He's your bloody problem now, mate!

You know how wolves get after a few too many.

I would hate to think I just threw my life away marrying a blockhead!

I hate to say it, but old Paris is overrated.

You look so continental and suave!

And she swore she would get revenge on me.

Bottom's up!

Who's side are you on?

So manly!

Over my dead body.

You gotta get ahead of the curve if you wanna swerve.

Scram.

Have you fellas heard about the new glass coffins?

Don't argue with me.

Well... now what?