#vaggie>dazzle

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Razzle dazzle headcanon (TW?)

My edgy brain loves a good sacrifice. (sorry I’m a bit harsh here)

I keep looking into the Headcanon/canon theories behind dazzles death and I am more than godamn certain lucifer created those two as an emergency panic button.

No tears were shed for this lil guy and I have a sneaking suspicion Charlie might have actually been prepared for this… instead of a loved ones death eg: Vaggie who was riding dazzle at the time.

Sure. cool. magical lambs that turn into giant ass dragons. Born just to be Charlie’s familiars. Yeah. no. They are what they were intended for.

Sacrifice.

Dazzle was the family rate. Those lambs are the discount.

(Or maybe the “family rate” is a sacrifice-2-get-the-third-one-free sorta deal… like a coffee punch card ☕️)

Place ya bets people! 💵🐑

how long will it take before Luci takes the other one???

[thecatgirl-luvmyrocky]

(Art by sinnawii) HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! 🏳️‍🌈

[the-gabardine-fox]

New set of shadowboxes I just finished of Hazbin characters in preparation for this weekend! If you’re a local to LA I will be selling some of these this Sunday at an artist walk at the Altadena location hosted by Unincorporated Coffee. :) Deets are below! Come on by and say hi!!

[z-1-wolfe]

And who will you be in your death?

[aimasup]

Grandfather AU

I cab finnaly post this ( (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

The groovy theatre nerd Princess of Hell has opened a new hotel! But it's difficult when she introduces a rehabilitation program for sinners and keeps making enemies...

This AU is basically my shot at RE-redesigning the characters with spanking new canon-divergent lore, all in good fun of course!

Originally written by @theshipminer, who has transferred the plot to me so I can use it as I want for my designs (thank you!)

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

early chaggie days being a bit unsettling, but still pretty sweet

Vaggie: “Hey Charlie? I’m back.”

Charlie: “VAGGIE OHMYGOSH THERE YOU ARE!!!! I was worried sick! What were you doing wandering hell alone?? You’re still hurt! And new here!!”

Vaggie: “I’m fine, it’s not like I’m bleeding-”    

Charlie: “I was WORRIED! It’s been hours- your note just said ‘gone out’ it didn’t say if you’d be back!”

Vaggie: “Why would anyone leave you a note like that if they weren’t coming back?”

Charlie: “I DON’T KNOW THE NOTE DIDN’T SAY THAT EITHER!!!!”

Vaggie: “Right, sorry. I’ll make sure the next one does. I’m sorry.”

Charlie: “That’s! Not-!”

Vaggie: “I’m sorry Charlie.”

Charlie: “No no you don’t have to be sorry- going out whenever you want is fine! Dangerous, when you’ve just lost and EYE and a LOT OF BLOOD and your back is still FUCKED UP and you have a pretty face covered in bandages that I couldn’t change this morning because you left- which is fine, that’s fine it’s FINE-”

Vaggie: “You really don’t have to keep-”

Charlie: “-it’s just we NEED to get you a phone! No more ‘don’t wanna be trouble’ bullshit- this is serious! What if you’d needed help? How fuck was I supposed to even find you!?”

Vaggie: “Follow the trail of screaming people and blood?”

Charlie: “Wha- what blood?”

Vaggie: “Shit.”

Charlie: “Your blood?? Did your back- But it’s been burned shut since day one! Did someone-”

Vaggie: “Charlie-”

Charlie: “WHO-”

Vaggie: “No one did anything, okay? Look, no blood. See?”

Charlie: “….then why did you say that?”

Vaggie: “I might’ve… kinda sorta stabbed a few people who got too close. Uh. Nothing fatal. But there was some blood and screaming…”

Charlie: “They SCARED you.”

Vaggie: “No they really didn’t, it was just instinct.”

Charlie: “And this is hell, Vaggie- at least half of them were at least TRYING to scare you!”

Vaggie: “Well it worked. It was fucking scary how close I came to killing a few of them without even noticing.”

Charlie: “Vaggie…”

Vaggie: “I won’t go out again. I got what I needed, and I didn’t know you’d worry.”

Charlie: “Of course I worried…”

Vaggie: “You don’t have to. I’m just this month’s random dumbass sinner picked out of the rest of the trash and crashing on your couch, making you stress over dumb stuff. I’ll get out of your hair soon as the bandages come off.”

Charlie: “Don’t.”

Vaggie: “?”

Charlie: “Don’t, talk like that, about yourself. Please?”

Vaggie: “Like what?”

Charlie: “Like THAT.”

Vaggie: “I don’t even get what ‘that’ means. I only said what happened.”

Charlie: “I….. never mind.”

Vaggie: “Alright…”

Charlie: “…..”

Charlie: “….what did you go out for anyway?”

Vaggie: “Spear.”

Charlie: “Spear? Like, spearmint gum or- OH!!”

Vaggie: “Just uh, just a spear.”

Charlie: “But isn’t that an Exorcist’s!? Vaggie- be carful! That’s one of the ONLY things that can-”

Vaggie: “-kill a sinner permanently, yeah, I know. Or gouge out their eye. Permanently.”

Charlie: “Oh.”

Vaggie: “I’ve seen them in action, I mean.”

Charlie: “And it doesn’t upset you?”

Vaggie: “It’s, complicated. Mainly it’s just, it’s a little reassuring to hold onto, you know?”

Charlie: “My hand is- I mean, sure, yes. That makes sense. I think.”

Vaggie: “…you can lock it up somewhere if you want, while I’m here. I don’t mind. This is your home-”

Charlie: “And yours. As long as you need it.”

Vaggie: “That’s, nice but-”

Charlie: “And while you’re here you should feel safe, and if the spear helps you feel safe around me, then okay. Good. You um, you didn’t sell anything super important to get it, right?”

Vaggie: “No, I found it behind a dumpster-”

Charlie: “Wow those are really pulling through on the amazing finds lately!”

Vaggie: “Charlie- huh?”

Charlie: “Good find! At the dumpster!”

Vaggie: “Charlie, it’s not for you. The spear. I didn’t get the spear because of you.”

Charlie: “I mean hell princess and stuff, first hellborn monster in all creation- totally understandable!”

Vaggie: “If you’re a monster then creation needs more of them.”

Charlie: “The carpet is still smoldering from me going all demon flames at you five minutes ago.”

Vaggie: (chuckling) “Yeah, because you were worried.”

Charlie: “Still. Scary?”

Vaggie: “Adorable.”

Charlie: “….really?”

Vaggie: “You’re the sweetest person I’ve ever met, because you care, and you get angry when the rest of the world doesn’t care as much as you do. It’s really.” (pause) “It’s new. It’s really new, and I’m glad I got to see it.”

Charlie: “If you’re sure…”

Vaggie: “Yep. The horns and tail are cute, too.”

Charlie: “The- aww SHOOT! They’re still out? This whole time??”

Vaggie: “You didn’t notice grabbing my wrist with your tail?”

Charlie: “I WHAT??? IM SORRY OH FUCK OH SHIT IT- IT HAS A MIND OF IT’S OWN I SWEAR- FUCK WHY WON’t IT LET GO-”

Vaggie: “It’s fine. If it wants to cling then let it. I’d like to sit down though, so.”

Charlie: “Right! Sorry!”

Vaggie: “Charlie it’s fine.” (sigh) “Feels like we’ve used that word too much today.”

Charlie: “Ugh you’re right, sorry…”

Vaggie: “And that one too. Stop.”

Charlie: “Fine.”

Vaggie: “….”

Charlie: “….sorry?”

Vaggie: “….”

Vaggie: “…you’re lucky you’re cute.”

Charlie: “And YOU’RE lucky you’re tiny and fit on the couch. There’s an actual bed here! In case you forgot since the last time I told you! Now, sit kitchen?”

Vaggie: “Actually I was thinking sit couch and I’m not taking your bed.”

Charlie: “Did you remember to eat anything while out poking rude hell people with your new spear?”

Vaggie: “S- sure I, uh, I did. Do that.”

Charlie: “Uh-huh.”

Vaggie: “Yes.”

Charlie: “Mmhmm.”

Vaggie: “…I did do it.”

Charlie: “Bzzt, lies. To the snackies we go!”

Vaggie: “But-”

Charlie: “And I’m getting you in that bed eventually. It’s gonna happen. Couches can’t be good for your back, even when you’re so small! Especially when you’re hurt!”

Vaggie: “Charlie, if I was in your bed you’d never get any SLEEP.”

Charlie: “Why not? I like being around you!”

Vaggie: “I move around too much at night.”

Charlie: “Bad dreams?”

Vaggie: “…sure.”

Charlie: “Well maybe not being alone when you wake up would help? That’s what Razzle and Dazzle do for me sometimes- right guys?”

Razzle: “Baa!”

Dazzle: “Mreh.”

Vaggie: “Hi fellas… What… what happened to your kitchen.”

Charlie: “I asked them to get snacks ready!”

Vaggie: “It’s a warzone.”

Charlie: “It’s snack time?”

Vaggie: “There’s enough doughnuts here to feed a whole battalion after a battle.”

Charlie: “Well since you weren’t here to ASK I couldn’t TELL them what KIND of doughnut would be your FAVORITE.”

Razzle & Dazzle: “Ree!”

Charlie: “So we had to make all the kinds. But only this one time, okay guys?”

Razzle & Dazzle: “Grrr….”

Vaggie: (smiles) “Thought you said you weren’t even sure I’d be back.”

Charlie: “I wasn’t. You’re the first sinner who’s ever crashed on my couch, so I just, hoped.”

Vaggie: “…..”

Vaggie: “Thanks. For the hope.”

Charlie: “You’re welcome. Really, literally, you’re welcome. Couch or wherever.”

Vaggie: “……or buried under a mountain of pastries?”

Charlie: “Finding your favorite kind is IMPORTANT okay!”

Vaggie: “There’s dough splatters on the ceiling.”

Charlie: “You’re worth a few dough splatters and an artfully singed carpet. You’d also be worth some lost sleep. Now! Staring with the basic, a classic plain glaze….” (busily dives into doughnut infogump)

Vaggie: “….”

Dazzle: “Rrr?” (hands her a tissue)

Vaggie: “...huh? Oh.” (takes tissue) “Thanks….” (dabs at her eye while Charlie isn’t looking)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Tough Love: Razzle & Dazzle

Razzle & Dazzle: (fighting over the last donut)

Charlie: Boys, no! No fighting!

Vaggie: I'm going to whoop whoever loses.

Razzle & Dazzle: (fighting harder)

Charlie: VAGGIE!!!?!?!

Vaggie: What? It builds character. I'm not going to use a belt or chanclas or anything like that.

[jollmaster]

she's slightly confused by their curiosity

[vivziepoparchives]

Portraits shown lining the walls of the hotel in the Hazbin Hotel pilot. Art by Vivziepop, Faustisse, and Jeff Delgado.

[Credit 1, 7, 10: Vivziepop] [Credit 2-6, 8: Faustisse] [Credit 9: Jeff Delgado - source]

[irimiel]

Tangled but with some Hazbin hotel characters ? Why not !

and yeah, it's not the only parody poster I plan to make 😏

[happilyelegantwombat]

Chaggie moments/scenes

[magicalmoss]

birth family vs found family

[theblaseharbinger]

My partner drew these ADORABLE cuties, Razzle and Dazzle!

And if you want even more Razzle and Dazzle, why not check out this super cute Kickstarter coming soon? (by @wivensbane) ✨

✨ https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/razzledazzleitabag/hazbin-hotel-hellish-cuties-ita-bag?ref=clipboard-prelaunch ✨

Look at these adorable pins???

[shadowjokerao3]

All of my cursed popsicle art for Hazbin Hotel

[hazbin-hotel-alastor]

[theyapper0]

I think that by the time Vaggie and Charlie met, neither of them knew how to cook (I saw headcanons saying that vaggie can cook and I thought this was funnier)

Charlie always had servants when she was still living at home but ever since she left, she's basically been thugging it out. Vaggie loved military slop and never needed to worry about when her next meal would be LMAOOOO

It took a LOT of trial and error for them to learn, but they learned TOGETHER <3<3<3<3<3

Presently, they're pretty decent cooks 😋