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Here's some stuff I drew of Hell's most terrorizing family!! 😁😁😁 They are not normal.

In this rewrite (and WHAT IM HOPING FOR IN CANON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE) Alastor made his deal with Lilith. I won't go into TOO much detail on what the deal entails (I have some... ideas🤭) but one of the mannnnny fucked up parts of it makes Alastor physically unable to stop smiling (like in canon im pretty sure!!!!)

The only difference would be the reason BEHIND why Lilith wanted that.

Lilith always had a soft spot for smiles (Lucifer and Charlie, despite doing it for SICK AND CRAZY REASONS, WERE always smiling. They just always had a hoot and a ball hurting Sinners and stuff) Lilith loved their smiles and put that love into making sure ALASTOR COULD NEVER STOP IT!!!

Have I mentioned that the family is very not normal? LMAOO

Also by the time I finished drawing this, I remembered that THE ONLY THING THAT CAN PIERCE ANGELS ARE ANGELIC STEEL....

So I made ANOTHER mini comic of what would ACTUALLY HAPPEN under the cut LOL

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I think that by the time Vaggie and Charlie met, neither of them knew how to cook (I saw headcanons saying that vaggie can cook and I thought this was funnier)

Charlie always had servants when she was still living at home but ever since she left, she's basically been thugging it out. Vaggie loved military slop and never needed to worry about when her next meal would be LMAOOOO

It took a LOT of trial and error for them to learn, but they learned TOGETHER <3<3<3<3<3

Presently, they're pretty decent cooks 😋

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Who likes memes? I do!! ☝️😊

I love putting these sillies in situations

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If you couldn't tell I have so much art that I've been doodling on the side while I was making the meeting with Adam comic, Welcome to Heaven, and the finale

IM JUST GETTING IT ALL OUT NOW!!!!

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every one is so fucked up in your hazbin rewrite and Im so here for it 👊👊

(( I absolutely ADORE your artstyle and the way you made these characters actually interesting btw ))

ASDFGHJHGFDFGHJKK THANK YOUUUUUUU❤️❤️❤️❤️

And yesssss these guys can fit so many fucked up world views and morals with each of them beliving they are wholeheartedly in the right 😈

Im so happy you enjoy my art and the rewrite!!!!😊😊😊😊😊😊 <3<3<3

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Mostly Chaggie doodles :)

For the top right little mini comic w Angel, Charlie and Vaggie, I think it would be a funny gag that Charlie can just Do things. Like using her eyes as flashlights if it's dark, ONLY if it's used as a gag tho LMAOO

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HOW DID WE LIKE THAT I MADE VAGGIE WITH SUPER EPIC, VERY EDGY BLACK WINGS IN THE FINALE?????? (you might not have even realized, black doesnt translate well when the drawings are grayscale so my fault LMAO)

I need fallen angels to go back to their roots, nightcore cover art of anime girls crying with dark wings OKAY????

I think it gives a nice distinction between angels/Winners and the fallen! (especially bc I didn't give ANY wing variety bc I dont wanna draw super complex wings hahaha)

In this rewrite, since Vaggie doesn't get her wings until the Finale, it probably wasn't too much of a surprise to Charlie since she had more time to come to terms with the whole Angel thing (the Finale takes place a few months after Welcome to Heaven) 😋

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Not gonna lie winners still looking like a human makes sense rather then being an animal or an object. Also like the idea of glimmers (sinner turned winner) having a bit sinner parts when they were a sinner

Thanks!!!! I figured that since it's Heaven, the people there shouldn't,,,, look different from when they were alive. I feel like that would be like such a body horror punishment that should be reserved for only the Sinners of Hell!!

And TEHEHEHE THE GLIMMERS HAVING SINNER PARTS.... I JUST THINK ITS COOL

Im so glad you liked my ideas!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️🧀🧀

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I like the human (sinner turned winner) design of Sir Pentious :D

AHJDKWKCKWKW THANK YOUUUUU!!!!!!

I appreciate it, it means a LOT!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So the Finale huh? How'd you like it? I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did making it!!! I kept the ending of S1 the same with Winner!Pen with just one small detail....

HIS DESIGN OBVIOUSLY!!!!

I like to think that (in this rewrite), the Winners in Heaven all look human/what they looked like when they were alive, the only mortals who's appearance change are the Sinners in Hell to look more monstrous/inhuman as like, another sorta of vain punishment

BUT!!!! A Sinner-Turned-Winner!!! (Who I MAY be calling a Glimmer) (And a Winner-Turned-Sinner would be a Dimmer. Still work shopping the names BUT I LIKE THOSE BC THEYRE SO FUNNY TO ME!!!!! LMK WHAT YOU THINK!!). They would retain SOME physical attributes from when they were a Sinner, so for Pentious' case, wmhr would be human but with a few snake qualities :)

AND MOLLY!!! Ok I have a lot of thoughts about Molly..... I'll put it under the cut in case you wanna skip

So first off, HOW COME ANTHONY AND THEIR BROTHER JOHNATHAN HAVE COOL DRUG NICKNAMES AND SHE DOESN'T???? WHY IS HER NAME JUST MOLLY (as in her drug name is also her actual name)????

I think Molly should be her nickname (like Anthony's is Angel Dust) and her actual name is Marcella (a beautiful Italian name)

Like what I wrote in the notes of the drawing, I think she was as big of a part of their crime family as Anthony was, BUT after Anthony died (in a gang shoot out, ty to @aestheticallypleasinggalaxy for coming up w/ his cause of death, love that idea), it made her sorta open her eyes and realize, "oh wow, im gonna die just like my twin, and doing what?? Petty fucking crime?? NO THANKS!!!!"

So she left the family FOR GOOD and never looked back. This drastic in life, this REBELLION against bad, and her whole life after that is what got her a place in Heaven.

Also she pulls Emily SUE ME OK???? I think they're CUTE TOGETHER

I saw fanart for them ONCE and I never forgot it,,,,

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Will Adam come back or is stuck being dead in your au? By the way, I love your au and the designs, they are amazing!!

Im gonna be honest, I do NOT like the whole Sinner!Adam thing that a lot of the fandom (from what I know of) is hoping for

Like I do get it, a lot of ppl LOVED Adam, I'd be upset if my fav died off in such a lackluster way in canon too!

But unfortunately in this rewrite, my Adam's story is done. I wrote him and his character with the intention of killing him in the finale because that's what I knew needed to happen.

He's the antagonist of S1 but I wanted him to be one that could be sympathized with and understood, which would make it ALL THE MORE AWFUL when he is ultimately killed by Charlie! (But I'm not calling him perfect, he's made his fair share of mistakes in his loooooong after-life like going w the Exterminations and stuff (and let's be honest, he was trying to kill Charlie at the end just a much as she was trying to kill him LOL)

I'm sorry if I've disappointed anyone with that revelation!!! But I do thank you for enjoying my rewrite!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

But like I said here, I still have SO MUCH MORE TO COME!!!

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Doodles for the finale and some things that I picture will be BIG points in S2 of this rewrite!!!

A lot of the post-finale stuff is written w the drawings BUT I do wanna say that the hotel isn't getting rebuilt in just one 4 minute song

It's gonna be something that's gonna be in the slow process of rebuilding over the course of season 2, serving not only of a physical representation of how the whole idea of the Hazbin Hotel is basically starting over from scratch due to what happened in the finale (tarnished reputation bc of Adam's death, redemption being possible, etc)

AND it will also be another force in the season why characters STILL won't take our gang seriously DESPITE THE FACT THAT CHARLIE AND VAGGIE'S THEORY WAS RIGHT, the hotel is nothing but scaffolding and garbage by the time season 2 takes place, who's gonna believe THAT PLACE is the holy grail for redemption?

And there's some ramblings about this rewrite and what im considering moving forward!!! Just about my thoughts for season 2!! Feel free to read, or not!

I'm still on the fence with how I wanna go about season 2. On one hand, Im really curious to see how the writers decided to have the next season play out in canon and I'd totally be willing to implement any ideas that I liked just like I did with what I have so far!!!!

But on the other hand..... I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS........ So many plotlines for the story and the characters that I WANNA DO!!!!!! I WANT LILITH TO BE THE ONE WHO ALASTOR MADE THE DEAL WITH, I WANT ALASTOR AND CHARLIE TO FIGHT, I WANT LUTE AND VAGGIE TO FAC EACH OTHER AGAIN I WANT EMILY AND CHARLIE TO BE ON AWFUL FOOTING I WANT SO MANY MANY MANY THINGS MAN!!!!!

I have a lot of ideas and theories that I wanna do in this that I KNOW will get disproven when the actual show gets its next season and Im scared of this turning into something else entirely.

I mean, Im not scared of it being something different, Im just worried that people wont wanna read it if it strays too far away from the source material. Ik a lot of people (myself ESPECIALLYYYY) get turned off when it comes to super convoluted aus that has so much story and shit and is so far away from canon, too much to follow -> ppl don't care (like i get it, I AM THE SAME WAY OK........)

But does this stuff make any sense??? idkkk

I have a couple posts worth of doodles that I'll be uploading w in these days so look forward to that!

And I definitely have some ideas that I'll be sharing about this rewrite's version of S2 so.... I guess if people like what I have planned for it, I'll keep going? IDK!!!!!!

Thanks for reading this jumbled mess!

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FINALE PART OF "FINALE"

The battle was over and Hell had won. Hell WON… Some had fallen but they WON.

The second Vaggie set Charlie down on the ground after saving her, Charlie sprayed a wave of fire out from her mouth in a mighty roar, shooting it up into the sky.

She was ANGRY, some got away, THEY’RE ALIVE!! 

ANGELS GOT AWAY! THIS ISN’T OVER! CHARLIE DIDN’T KILL EVERYONE AND HEAVEN WILL BE BACK! 

Vaggie: Charlie-! Calm down! It’s over!

CALM DOWN!? She can’t calm down SHE WON’T CALM DOWN! HOW WAS IT OVER SO SOON!? THERE WAS STILL SO MUCH TO BE FINISHED! SO MANY LIVES SHE DIDN’T END YET!

Charlie fucking SLAMS her fist into the ground- 

BOOOOOOM!!!!

Charlie made a huge crater, the force of her single assault shook the ground beneath their feet with a 20 mile radius 

Charlie was huffing and puffing, smoke seethed out from between clenched teeth. A firm hand on her shoulder made her snap her eyes towards the owner, a growl bubbled from her throat and- “Charlie,” Vaggie’s voice was firm, “Stop.”

Vaggie was probably the only person who knew Charlie’s anger, the only person who REALLY KNEW how much of an issue it truly could be. She knew how out of hand it could get, how easily it could come about and how dangerous it had the potential to be (just look at what she did to…). She knew when to let Charlie let it out and when to nip it in the bud.

Charlie had already done too much. 

Vaggie’s words seemed to extinguish her fire completely. Charlie turned her eyes down to her hands. Her bloody, GOLDEN hands…

(Charlie killed Adam. He’s dead, because of HER. One of the only people in Heaven who even had the SLIGHTEST ounce of agreement to want an end to the Exterminations. Had she just ruined her only chance of getting this idea to work…?)

Hiccups and sobs filled her ears from above her. Vaggie, she was crying.

That angel, Lute, they had history, didn’t they..?

Just as all their embraces happen, they weren’t exactly sure who initiated it but before either of them knew it, Vaggie was on the ground with Charlie. Their arms, sleeves torn, bruised and cracked skin, wrapped around each other. Fists clenched and grabbing as much of the other as they possibly could. 

The battle was over.

For now.

The first ever Extermination that ended with the Exorcists fleeing. 

They had WON…

But…

(Looking at the ruins that surrounded them, their friends who’ve died, their friends who were badly injured, the hotel, their house, all completely decimated… The guilt and shame they both carried, guilt and shame that would stay with them for the rest of their long lives…)

It didn’t feel like it.

Everything was destroyed. 

But it could always be rebuilt...

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PART FOUR OF "FINALE"

In another second, Charlie turned back into her normal form and, with the same amount of agility as before, climbed Adam and bounced around his body with so much speed that he couldn’t keep track of her. 

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” She grabbed a hold of his collar with one fist, wrapping her legs around his shoulders and with her other hand, lifted it up Heavencast and-!

FWOOSSHH!!!

Waves upon waves of fire thrusted out from her palm, PROPELLING them downwards at speeds even faster than to which they came UP!

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

There was no time! He couldn’t stop it-! He couldn’t react-! He couldn’t think-! 

All Adam could process was the manic laughter that filled his ears!

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

CRASH!!!!!

Adam crashed into what he could only imagine were the remains of the Hazbin Hotel. Not that he was thinking about that. In fact, he must have blacked out for a while, he didn’t know how long. 

But when he finally came to, amongst the rumble and remnants of this land, his ears were ringing, his vision was blurry, all he could hear was the sound of his heartbeat thumping in his throat.

And he was filled with an unimaginable sense of dread.

He couldn’t move. Too many broken bones, a fractured skull, internal bleeding. He tasted blood. 

The dust didn’t clear yet, it was so hard to see. 

A figure, too tall and hunched with two horns sprouting up from its cursed head, one straight, the other crooked. 

It was approaching. 

Adam could hardly breathe. Sulfur and ash filled his lungs and he felt like he was choking again. He needed to get away! He needed to leave NOW! THEY ALL NEEDED TO! THEY MUST RETREAT!

The little air that he struggled to hold onto left his body when the hellspawn dropped onto his chest. 

Charlie sat on Adam, hunching to keep their faces inches apart. 

She stared at him, and despite the war still raging on around them, her own ragged breathing was the only thing he was able to hear.

Adam could do nothing but stare back, fear clasped onto his spine and wouldn't let go, not permitting him to move. 

All he could do was stare at the product of the worst event of his life.

“I-.....” He croaked out through shattered ribs, he wasn’t coming back from this one, “I… should have stopped her”

He squeezed his eyes shut, “It’s all my fault”

It was his mistake. Humanity was damned because of his sin. All of humanity is doomed to sin forever and always for all eternity, human souls will continue becoming Sinners because of HIM.

The overpopulation was HIS fault, the Exterminations as a result were HIS fault. THIS BATTLE was his fault.

Charlotte sat up, her body cracking and creaking as she did. Adam winced at the weight shifting on his broken body.

She looked down at him, her face read no emotion. She just stared.

It was savage in a way. There was fire just behind those corneas, he could see it rage on when he looked at her. She was a wild animal. A beast. 

Beasts were not capable of feeling, not in the ways that Sinners or Winners could, not in the way MORTAL SOULS could. 

The spawn of Hell would always be just that, an unfeeling, unchanging, horrifying beast.

Charlotte Morningstar slashed at Adam’s throat.

And then she did it again.

And again.

And again. 

And again. 

AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND-!

Charlie SLAMMED her claws into Adam and kept clawing and maiming his LIFELESS BODY. GOLD SPLATTERED ONTO HER FACE, GOT UNDERNEATH HER TALONS AND INTO HER MOUTH. BUT SHOULD SHE CARE? NO! SHE SHOULDN’T AND SHE DOESN’T! 

ALL CHARLIE COULD DO WAS CONTINUE SLASHING CONTINUE KILLING! HE WAS ALREADY DEAD, BUT SHE NEEDED TO KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING, KEEP CLAWING, KEEP SLAMMING HER FISTS INTO HIM UNTIL HE WAS UNIDENTIFIABLE FROM THE FIRST MAN!!

Charlie cranked her head down to the ground, near what used to be Adam’s head. 

Her tongue slithered out from between the razors in her maw and lapped around his halo, still shining as brightly as it had when she first saw him.

She took the halo between her teeth.

And bit it into two halves.

Vaggie is still staring down at Lute. 

Lute is still staring up at Vaggie.

Lute: WELL GO ON! DO IT! KILL ME! LORD KNOWS YOU HAVE YOUR CHANCE NOW!

Vaggie is crying just as much as Lute. 

Vaggie:I-...

Before they could continue, there’s screaming, more screaming than earlier. It wasn't the kind of battle cries or of rage and revenge. 

It was of franticness, anxiety and FEAR.

“ADAM HAS DIED!

“THE MORNINGSTAR HAS KILLED HIM!”

“WHAT DO WE DO!?”

“WHERE’S LUTE?!”

Angel, Husk and Niffty all stayed together for the rest of the battle after what happened with Alastor, they were able to stick to each other, TRUST that they had each others’ backs. 

They were in the middle of fending off a crowd of Exorcists when they all suddenly became erratic once the news of Adam’s death began spreading across the battlefield

Niffty: He’s dead?!

Husk: Charlie actually killed him?

Angel: Oh shit- WE GOTTA FIND CHARLIE!

Vaggie’s head darted back and forth, looking erratically in all directions and trying to process all the new-found chaos.

Charlie killed Adam. He’s dead. 

Vaggie looked back down at Lute, who made no move to get up. She just kept staring at Vaggie, her grip on her arm so tight it looked like her fingers might just break. 

Vaggie: Adam’s dead. I-

Vaggie stopped, the lump in her throat not allowing her to continue. She gripped her face, covering her eye as ugly sobs escaped from her clenched teeth.

“I can’t kill you” Vaggie finally admitted

Vaggie couldn’t kill Lute. And Lute couldn’t kill Vaggie.

What were they to do?

Vaggie: I want to. I WANT TO! But-... But I can’t. I CAN’T DO IT!

She couldn’t kill Lute for the same reasons Lute couldn’t kill her. Lute was her mentor. She was her confidant. Her teacher. Her EVERYTHING. 

They loved each other. 

Vaggie threw her spear to the floor, stood her ground, tall and strong, and jerked her hand up behind her, pointing, “GO!”

Lute didn’t move, she couldn’t move. She couldn’t even speak.

Vaggie: I SAID GO! NOW! 

Wordlessly, Lute got to her feet and spread her wings.

“FALL BACK!” Lute barked at the top of her lungs, her booming voice echoed through the battlefield

Charlie was still slashing at Adam’s butchered corpse when Lute’s “FALL BACK” rang through her ears.

In an instant she jolted up to standing. NO! THEY WEREN’T GETTING AWAY, NO ONE WAS! CHARLIE WANTED EVERYBODY DEAD!!! 

SHE WASN'T GOING TO STOP UNTIL EVERYBODY WAS DEAD!

All Charlie could see was Hellfire and all she could hear were the screams of the damned and she needed MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE!!! 

Angels flew by overhead and she chased them- no, HUNTED THEM! THEY WERE HER’S TO HUNT! THEY WERE IN HER DOMAIN SO THEY WERE HEE'S TO PLAY WITH, TO HUNT, TO EAT, TO KILL!

The enormous portal to Heaven opened back up at the edge of the cliff.

Charlie chased and killed as many Exorcists as she could reach, catapulting herself off debris, stomping over the corpses of those Sinners fallen, NO ONE WAS GOING TO GET IN THE WAY OF WHAT SHE WANTED! 

Lute soared close to the ground, flying past Adam’s lifeless form, swiping up one half of his broken halo.

She had flown past a rabid and HUNGRY CHARLIE!! WHO CHASED AFTER HER! Lute was fast and despite Charlie being naturally faster, she didn’t catch her. Lute knew in the back of her mind, past all the fear and her survival instincts that Charlie just wanted to play with her food. BUT LUTE WASN’T GOING TO DIE! NOT HERE! NOT IN HELL! NOT AFTER VAGGIE JUST SPARED HER-!

Charlie chased the Angels to the portal to Heaven, her long tongue sticking out from her drooling maw and her eyes blown wide, wider than any Heavenly being had ever witnessed before. It made them fly faster. 

In swarms, the Exorcist fled into the portal, Charlie not too far behind, cutting and slicing whatever poor angel that was unlucky enough for her to reach, slicing them clean in half. 

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Lute watched from directly in front of the portal, silently doing a headcount as her Exorcist Angels escaped Hell as fast as they could.

She watched as the Morningstar spawn wasn’t too far behind, painted in golden blood. She was fast approaching and Lute barked out a couple more commands to hurry it up!

The portal was off the cliff, a few hundred feet away from it, below was a sea of dark blood, crashing waves and rocks of spikes. But despite this, the demon didn’t make any efforts to slow down or stop as she was fast approaching the end of the rock face.

Then, Lute’s breath got stuck in her throat.

Charlotte pounced off the edge of the cliff. She couldn’t be serious! There was no way she could make this jump! Even for all her strength, it was too far! She’s gone mad!

And Lute was right. The demon couldn’t make the jump.

She managed to get a good birth from the cliff but it proved not enough, as soon as Charlie neared the middle distance between he cliff and the portal, her leap began dropping downwards and-

“CHARLIE!”

Lute’s head darted away from the descending demon and her eyes widened as she spotted Vaggie barreling off the edge of the cliff as well. THAT IDIOT! DID SHE WANT TO GET HERSELF KILLED ALONG WITH THAT HELLSPAWN!?

Lute felt her body jerk forward in its spot flying in the sky before she froze again-

FWOOSH!

Vaggie caught Charlotte.

Vaggie was-

“She’s flying…” Lute mumbled to herself 

Vaggie was flying. Her wings. Wings that she REMEMBERED slicing clean off 3 years ago had sprouted from her back just as any other angel could. FLYING just like any other angel.

And she had caught the demon.

All of a sudden, Lute couldn’t breathe again. 

Vaggie’s wings had grown back? How? Was it instinct? Was it pure luck? She had saved Charlotte. Lute didn’t even know it was possible for the wings of an angel to grow back after being sliced off by an angelic blade…

Vaggie had caught Charlie by under her arms and was currently flying them away from the portal and back to the ground. Lute stared at Vaggie.

How did she do that? How could her wings just… grow back like that?

Her wings grew back to save the Heir. 

Even after all this time, even after everything that’s happened, Vaggie still found ways to surprise Lute.

Vaggie glanced back at her one last time.

Lute continued to stare from the other side of the portal, even after it closed.

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PART THREE OF "FINALE"

He whipped his head around, eyes darting around the battlefield to find-!

Charlie was whizzing around, moving so fast it was hard to even see anything but a white blur or hear nothing but the manic laughter over the screams and cries of fallen soldiers. 

She seemed to be their best bet on surviving long enough to go head to head with Adam.

And it seemed there was only one way to get her attention. 

It needed to be big. It needed to be grand. It needed to be DISASTROUS! 

And Pretentious is nothing if not a showman. 

Pretentious still kisses Cherri in that passionate fit of boldness that could only be mustered up when faced with the knowledge that one will never get the chance to again. He KNEW this stunt was going to kill him, he KNOWS that. 

But he was doing despite it, he knew he had to. 

Pretentious and his egg goons load up into his war blimp.

As he readied the machine, countless things flashed through his mind. He understood these were his final moments, his final moments as alive as he could be in Hell. He lived a good enough life when he was alive and he certainly lived something in his time in damnation. 

He stared down at his prosthetic hands, he created them within the first few years of arriving in He- within the first few years after dying. He needed to, his new form gave him a forked tongue and no limbs save for a long, slithering body, he needed to make something in order to survive here. 

Pretentious spent years at the bottom, it was a never-ending blast to his ego but he did enough to keep himself alive.

Pretentious was glad the Vee’s had threatened him into staying at the hotel. It was far from glamorous and he had lost count on all the bed bug bites he's gotten in this time but he was glad he got to spend a year here. 

At first, he wasn’t so sure the people at the hotel were as sick and crazy as everyone seemed to think, but after living in such quarters with them this time, he realized it was true. 

But it was a good thing. Who else could have enough gall to go against Heaven?

Pretentious was a coward, a weak coward but… He wanted to be strong. He wanted to be strong enough to help his… friends. 

After this, he wouldn’t be able to ever again because he’ll be…

200 years was a long time in the underworld anyway. 

He supposed he’s lived long enough. 

Sir Pretentious’ war blimp roars with vigor as he pushes it to its limits in ways he’s never done before! His hands, hands that used to not be his own, hands that he had crafted himself, shook with fear and dread but those feelings were overwhelmed with an intensity, with power! With pride! WITH CONFIDENCE! 

He wasn’t going to run away! He was going to help! He was going to fight! HE WAS GOING TO-!!

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretentious’ blimp crashes into Adam in a fiery explosion. 

The huge detonation rumbled and shook the ground, sending fire, ash and chunks of pavements to be uprooted and spewed from the accident. 

The damages were astronomical! The hotel was in ruins, their HOME was in ruins. There was nothing but fire, and screaming and blood, so, so much blood. 

Sinners and angels were fleeing the danger zone as fast as they could, the battle will continue, just not there! 

Pretentious couldn’t have survived, no one could. He was-

The fulmination managed to snap Charlie out of her murderous haze long enough to gaze upon the blaze.

What..? What happened over there? Where was-

“PRETENTIOUS!!!” She heard Angel bellowed out from somewhere. Or maybe it was Husk? Where was Alastor? Was Vaggie alright?

What had happened to Pretentious?

Charlie stayed standing tall amongst the rushing battlefield, her head cranked towards the blaze of fire that just kept on growing.

Adam walked out of the fire with not a scratch on him.

Then Charlie realized what happened.

She howled out at the top of her lungs, her voice rumbling in her chest and scraping against her throat, “ADAM!!!!”

Charlie's body cracked and shifted and contorted into something unlike her usual form, into something demonic and unnatural and so TRUE to her reason of creation-

She sped through the uneven ground leaped over rubble and stepped on ANYBODY IN HER WAY. SHE WAS FRANTIC, CHARGING ON HER HANDS AND FEET LIKE A WILD ANIMAL, LIKE A DEMON!! 

ADAM WAS HER’S! SHE WAS GOING TO KILL HIM! SHE WILL KILL HIM AND THEN EVERY SINGLE ANGEL WHO EVER THOUGHT THEY WERE STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT HER! 

The apathetic brawl between Vaggie and Lute continued on in spite of the explosion. 

Neither cared about the blaze, it didn’t matter if it was hot or if the heat of the fire burned so brightly that it made their eyes water. NOTHING mattered except defeating the other.  

It was what they needed to do! This was THEIR battle and NO ONE was going to stop them.

Lute was a monster, Vaggie thought! She was an idiot for thinking Heaven was right! And Vaggie, Vaggie was no fool, she knew the TRUTH! Heaven was nothing but the hand that struck Hell, that struck SINNERS! A sword with a finely sharpened tip, a sword just like Lute’s!

Lute stood for everything that was Heaven! In the 3 years since that fateful Extermination, everytime Vaggie thought of Heaven, she could only see Lute’s face. It bubbled a deep, disgusting ANGER within her. Heaven was WRONG and VILE.

Lute: Heaven was your home, you were sworn to protect it, how could you throw it all away!?

Vaggie: Throw it all away?! YOU were the one who left me here to DIE! 

Lute: You had a job to do and you failed, it left me with no choice. You were the one who disobeyed direct orders 

They continue fighting. 

NO! Lute spoke the truth but it was wrong. It shouldn’t have been an order from Heaven! What are they doing, what were they THINKING?! To kill humans- mortal souls just because they’re Sinners, it’s WRONG!

The two bash their weapons against each other, Lute tried to slash down at Vaggie while Vaggie blocking the move with the arm of her spear. They grunted as they pushed against the other’s strength

Vaggie: What’s WRONG with you, Lute!? Open your eyes!! These Sinners, they’re humans just like the Winners up in Heaven! Doesn’t that mean anything to you?!

Lute: It doesn’t! These SINNERS made their choice once they sinned to land here in this DISGUSTING place

Vaggie loses her strength for a moment and Lute takes the opportunity to inch her face closer to her’s, “And you’re just as repulsive if you actually care about any of them”

Lute tears Vaggie’s eyepatch off her face! “I should have just killed you that day.”

Vaggie leaps back! She’s clutching the left side of her face, covering her left eye.

“You…” Vaggie begins, feeling vulnerable and naked, her face flushed, “YOU SHOULD'VE! WHY DIDN’T YOU!? I WAS BETTER OFF DEAD! I AM BETTER OFF DEAD! DIDN’T YOU WANT TO KILL ME THEN? DON’T YOU WANT TO KILL ME NOW!?” 

Lute stared at her for a moment, almost like she was caught off guard by the outburst, she said nothing. 

Lute charged forward in attack

Vaggie charged as well.

Charlie stampeded towards Adam, who only just barely managed to brace himself for the impact. He caught her by the horns but the sheer force she transmitted hurtling towards him made him dig his feet into the ground, pushing him back several hundred feet.

In the back of Charlie’s mind, the small part of her that was rational, the part of her that she was not using at the moment, she would have said something about how she was tired of Heaven believing they could walk over Hell. How the Sinners Hell, despite being in damnation, should not be the victim of Heaven’s wrath for all eternity, especially if they are undeserving of such. 

But Charlie had thrown all caution to the wind, she didn’t CARE. The thrill of maiming, of slicing through person after person like it was NOTHING, of feeling the hot blood splatter on her skin, her face, in her MOUTH, she MISSED this feeling. It was wrong, so so so so wrong but she couldn’t stop herself, she didn’t WANT to stop herself. And it needed to be done, they were fighting Heaven, this needed to happen. She could always stop tomorrow. 

She could control herself.

Adam and Charlie were going head to head, toe to toe, their attacks happening faster than the naked eye could process, all that was seen were the flying off limbs moving so fast that they were nothing but quick blurs darting around the battlefield.

Adam: Charlotte! You’re really going to risk your life for these Sinners!? You can't win this!

Charlie: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M CAPABLE OF! 

Charlie: ONCE YOU’RE DEAD, I’M GOING TO FINISH KILLING THE REST OF THE ANGELS THAT I HAVEN’T GOTTEN TO YET!!!!!

How DARE Adam believe she wasn’t strong enough to defeat him?! HE HAS NO IDEA OF HER POWER! OF HER STRENGTH, OF HER SKILL! SHE’LL KILL HIM TO MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND!

Both Adama and Charlie have thrown all their principles to the wind. To Adam, there was no more reasoning with Hell, he has seen what Sinners are capable of. He knows they’re capable of  great bad but… he also has seen them be capable of empathy and being good. 

But that didn’t matter, the Morningstars were nothing but a CURSE on the afterlife! Lucifer had ruined his life and his heir was on her way to do the same, he WON’T let that happen! EVEN IF HE MUST KILL HER! 

And Charlie, this no longer was about fighting for Sinners. This was merely about FIGHTING. It was the selfish, despicable desire inside her that she was finally giving into, a desire to HURT that she hasn’t fed in 10 years, ever since she promised herself she would never harm anyone again…

It felt GOOD to let go, to give in and not fight against every cell in her being! AND SHE WAS GOING TO MAKE SURE TO KEEP THIS FEELING FOR AS LONG AS SHE COULD! FUCK IT!!!

Neither of them were going to accept defeat, accept compromise, accept EACH OTHER, they were both too blinded by their own past.

Charlie and Adam were done with the pleasantries.

Adam: I've tried for MONTHS to reason with you! I thought you were different from Lucifer, I thought MAYBE- just MAYBE that we could come to some sort of agreement because I BELIEVED in you! 

Adam: I wanted all this fighting to end just as much as you did! 

They continue fighting as Adam shouts, “But I've realized something! You don't care about this cause! You only care about the chaos that erupts from it! BECAUSE YOUR NATURE IS JUST LIKE THAT OF THE DEVIL! YOU CRAVE THE GLEE YOU GET FROM SEEING HEAVEN IN RUINS!

Charlie growled, “You pretentious FUCK! YOU THINK YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THE EXTERMINATIONS!? 

Charlie: I’VE HAD TO GIVE INTO WAR FOR WHAT?! FOR HEAVEN TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!? I’M FUCKING TIRED, ADAM! 

Adam: We could kill each other now and it wouldn’t change a thing! There will still be overpopulation in Hell because of humanity’s sin!

Charlie ROARED with all her might, supersonic waves erupted from her jaws! 

Adam shields himself from the force that she exerted, it threatened to rupture his eardrums but it did nothing to dissuade him because Charlotte had the power of shapeshifting, she had the power to sprout horns from the top of her head, to make her teeth sharper than anything he's ever seen before, to make her hands into claws just like Lucifer. 

And Charlotte also had the power of turning her voice into a weapon.

JUST LIKE LI-

Adam: AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THE MORNINGSTAR!

He was blaming HER for all this.

Charlie saw red.

Vaggie and Lute were still fighting, ignorant to the rest of the brutal slaughter happening all around them.

Lute: Look at you! PITIFUL AND SINFUL to care for such scum! To fight against Heaven- I should strike you down now, you’re wasting my time!

Vaggie: THEN DO IT! DO IT BEFORE I KILL YOU FIRST!

Their attacks have been growing noticeably sloppier with each passing second, with every word that they spit at each other that holds no true weight.

Why hasn’t this fight ended yet? Vaggie and Lute, despite being matched in just about every aspect, surely one of them should have come out on top by now? Why hasn’t it..?

Why are they still fighting? Why didn’t the other just DIE already? Or lose, or ANYTHING!?

Lute consciously ignored Vaggie’s response, “And all of this for what? For a DEMON? For the HEIR OF HELL?!”

Vaggie stared at her as Lute continued to yell, “Aren’t you tired of Hell!? Of the Sinners and the fire and the suffering!? Didn’t you ever want to come back to Heaven in the years you’ve been here!? Didn’t you ever want to come back!? DIDN’T YOU EVER WANT TO COME BACK TO M-!

Lute cut herself off, clutching her face before lunging her sword forward, “AUUGH!”

Vaggie dodged it and slashed Lute across the chest, causing her to take a few steps back. 

Vaggie: Did you ever even THINK about me!? Did I even CROSS YOUR MIND in all this time!? You LEFT me here! You left me to fend for myself, broken, damaged and DYING! You wanted me to DIE!

Lute: IF I WANTED YOU TO DIE, I WOULD’VE DONE IT!

There was a pause on Vaggie's end, processing exactly what Lute's words meant. 

It was enough time for Lute to attack her, thrusting her sword into her stomach

“AUUGH!” Vaggie screeched in pain

They slashed at each other, dealing more and more damage to their enemy. They could keep fighting, they could keep going, it was all just about who could stay standing the longest despite how much blood they were losing.

If Lute wanted Vaggie to die, she would have done it… Those words continued to repeat in her head endlessly through their battle. The confession sunk its claws into her brain and made itself home, an invader. 

If she wanted her to die, she would have done it. Vaggie would be dead if Lute wanted her to be. If she wanted her dead, she would have done it. If she wanted her to die, she would be. 

AUGH! Why did Lute need to be like this!? Why did she need to be like HER!? WHY DID SHE NEED TO BE?!

Vaggie screamed, a new surge of energy swelled inside her! She went forward striking and slashing with intense vigor, bombarding Lute with her attacks, with her POWER!

Vaggie SLICED LUTE’S ARM OFF! 

Lute howled in pain, her sword claddering on the ground as she clutched her arm- where her arm was. 

Lute: AAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!!! 

But Vaggie wasn’t finished yet, she used her fists to continue thrashing Lute, not giving her a moment to breathe, think or stop her. VAGGIE WAS GOING TO WIN.

She knocked Lute to the ground, her hat flying off her head as she did.

Lute looked up at her.

Charlie was going to kill Adam. SHE WAS GOING TO KILL HIM! 

SHE’LL MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HIM! AN EXAMPLE FOR ALL OF HEAVEN TO SEE! LET THEM KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU TRY AND GET IN THE WAY OF THE HEIR TO HELL!

Charlie was absolutely decimating Adam. Adam was strong, he was the First Man after all, but he was no match for the pure, unbridled rage and power that came from the spawn of the Devil.

A hellspawn that was created with the sole purpose for ruling Hell, of creating and destroying and creating again eternal damnation, of ensuring every poor soul that ended up here would suffer for the rest of their immortal life. 

Adam flew about the battlefield, bouncing from post to post in an effort to get the demon off his tail long enough to collect himself! But he can’t! She’s too fast! He can’t get a moment alone! She’s always RIGHT THERE! GET AWAY!

This chase continues for a while, everytime Adam stops, they fight and attack each other, both getting in a few hits before Adam flees again and it continues.

But Charlie doesn’t care, in her eyes, he was already dead. He was simply PREVENTING THE INEVITABLE!

After another chase and catch, instead of flying across the land, Adam flew UP into the sky.

But Charlie was quicker, sinking her claws into his robes and clinging onto him as he flew up and up and up into the blood red sky of Hell. They flew so high in such a fast amount of time that before she even knew it, the Hotel and the entire battle was nothing but tiny little specks down below. 

The entire flight up, Adam and Charlie were still beating each other up, throwing punches, scratching, using their powers to BLAST the other away from them!

Charlie didn’t care about the height! She didn’t care that she couldn’t see the ground! She didn’t care about any of it! ALL SHE CARED ABOUT WAS ENDING ADAM’S LIFE! THIS NEEDED TO HAPPEN! IT WAS THE ONLY WAY!

Adam managed to knock Charlie off him with a powerful blast!

She stared up at him as she fell, he stayed flying in the air, watching her descent eagerly until she hit the ground. 

DID HE REALLY THINK SHE WOULD DIE THAT EASILY?

Charlie shapeshifted into an eagle and SOARED BACK TOWARDS HIM! She slashed at his cheek with her talons as she passed him!

Charlie cackled with a voice that felt both foreign and nostalgic as she turned into a serpent, coiling around Adam and tightening around his neck.

She laughed as he began to choke, his pupils nothing but tiny dots in his eyes as he couldn’t stop looking at this SNAKE! 

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wait, wheres the episode where charlie does the recruitment and vaggie talks to carmilla and chaggie talks about the angel thing? did i miss it?

No you didnt miss anything haha!!

I have a LOT of ideas on that whole ordeal and I realized that conveying it the style that I did for the Welcome to Heaven/Dishonored Guests and the Finale (writing it out and drawing pictures to go along with it) would probably make it more confusing than clear

So I decided that IF I'm gonna do it, I wanna WRITE IT, like a fanfic!

This is mainly bc I wanted to REALLY stretch that whole thing out. like the problems between Charlie and Vaggie at that point, at least in this rewrite, isn't gonna be solved in one episode/day.

The fanfic would take place over the course of MONTHS in-universe!

It would more than likely be structured like THIS (one chapter detailing their relationship progress/rebuilding over the course of a few months😋)

(ooooor maybe I'll break it up into chapters?? Idk yet! and this is IF I do it.......................)

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PART TWO OF "FINALE"

Adam: I just want to get this over with…. 

Alastor trips on falls to the ground. He struggles to get back up and still his pride does not allow him to turn onto his back and look up at the Winner 

Instead, Alastor stays on his hands and knees. His shaky hands and knees, his bruised, WEAK limbs. 

He couldn't best Adam… how embarrassing.

A puddle of his own blood forms where he's knelt, dripping and flowing out of his like a river. 

In the reflection it, he sees Adam, standing tall and unscathed above him, his hands outstretched and glowing.

He's firing one last, fatal blast. 

Alastor's eyes widen. He couldn't die. Not here. Not now. Not to HIM.

Adam fires the blast.

Angel Dust, in the midst of all the fighting and carnage, looks up at the sound of the blast. He realizes that Alastor LOST… 

Alastor was supposed to beat Adam! Or at the very least hold him off and keep him distracted for a good while until they get the Exorcist numbers down! But that couldn't have been any more than 20 minutes! 

And ALSO!!! WHERE DID ALASTOR GO?! DID HE DIE?! 

(Angel also sort is beginning to care about people so he is sorta worried for Alastor’s wellbeing) 

Adam moved back into battling on the front lines as opposed to his previous stance of Alastor fighting him one-on-one to isolate him. 

Adam is MUCH stronger than any of the Exorcists so he's EASILY wiping out HERDS of their army. 

Something needs to be done. Fast.

But Adam is so strong. He's stronger than any Sinner they have here, Hell, he's stronger than the fucking RADIO DEMON! 

The only person who probably even comes CLOSE to his unbridled power would be… 

“HEY CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!” 

Angel tries to call for Charlie, who is still going on a crazy killing spree.

But she isn’t listening, she's distracted and caught up in the EUPHORIC FEELINGS OF MUTILATING AGAIN!!!!! WHY DID SHE EVER STOP?! THIS RUSH, THIS POWER, SHE'S ALWAYS HAD IT, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE, BURIED JUST UNDERNEATH THE SURFACE. 

IF SHE WAS ONLY DOING THIS FOR ONE DAY, SHE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE MOST OF IT! 

IN A CONSTANT BATTLE OF CONTROL, TO FINALLY LET LOOSE AND DO WHAT SHE WAS MEANT TO DO AND BE WHO SHE WAS MEANT TO BE!!! 

Angel tries to get her attention but fails miserably. He realizes that there's no way that Charlie is snapping out of her state anytime soon and it's far too dangerous to get close enough to her to PHYSICALLY stop her (not that they were strong enough to do so anyway) 

So he just kinda goes, “Ok, FINE!” And runs off go try and fight Adam himself. 

The Exorcists they can handle, but Adam, he could very well wipe them ALL out without even breaking a sweat, he needs to be STOPPED

Even if that means dying in the process… 

Husk, who's fending off Angels with Niffty, sees Angel running towards a blasting Adam and he quickly pieces together not only what might've happened to Alastor, but also what Angel is most likely planning on doing… 

Shit…

Niffty: Angel's heading towards Adam! 

Husk: Oh for crying out- come on! That idiot’s gonna need us 

Husk and Niffty hurry behind Angel

Vaggie was doing extremely well against the other Exorcists. She knew their fighting styles so every attack was able to be predicted and she was strong enough to fend off probably EIGHT angels at a time. Before she was banished, Vaggie WAS one of Heaven's top soldiers after all, ranking just under-

Lute had gone out of her way to find Vaggie in this chaos (and Vaggie would be lying if she said she wasn't scooping out the battlefield to try and find her as well) 

So they catch each other and fight. But this battle wasn’t like anything either of them have ever done with the other before. Before, when Vaggie was still in Heaven, every spar between the two was planned, it was scheduled and foreseen as part of their training. 

This battle could not even be compared to Vaggie’s banishment. She was shaken up at the time, having just completely disobeyed Heaven for seemingly no reason in particular, a moment of clarity, a moment of weakness. At the time, there was no time to react to Lute’s abrupt attack- the slicing of her wings, the mutilation of her face.

This battle couldn’t even be compared to their fights when Charlie and Vaggie had gone to Heaven. It was mere roughhousing above all else at the end of the day, Vaggie didn’t have her spear and Lute didn’t use her sword (why didn’t she?). They had fought with nothing but their own fists.

But this battle… This was to the death. This was the first day of war. This was a fight against Heaven, a fight to protect Sinners, a fight to protect the hotel, a fight to protect the place that Vaggie now called home.

This was a fight where only one can come out alive… 

“I gave you a chance back at Heaven to make amends but you've stubbornly and STUPIDLY chose against it,” Lute says, “So I hope you know that I won't be holding back, Vaggie.”

So why was Vaggie shaking so much? 

She wasn’t scared, she COULDN’T be scared. She was prepared now. There wasn’t anything Lute could do to her that Vaggie couldn’t return tenfold. 

Vaggie doesn’t respond to Lute’s speech (There was a time when Vaggie would playful roll her eyes at the theatrics).

Vaggie let out a mighty battle cry and flew forward.

The fight starts very cold, neither party speaking to each other as both were focused on landing that fatal blow that the other wouldn’t allow themselves to receive. 

But this is hard, mentally, for both of them. Vaggie and Lute have history, GOOD history where they were each other’s everything up until a few years ago. But now… now they're fighting on opposing sides with the belief that the other is truly evil, that the other enjoys working with the ENEMY! 

But… despite all that, despite their hatred for each other and their devotion to their respective causes, there's still love. The love and care they have for each other is still there. 

They're both hurting. And fighting to the death is the best way to channel that pain. 

They both do still care deeply for each other but they’re both soldiers, their feelings don’t matter, all that matters is their mission to KILL the other.

Angel rushes towards Adam, Husk and Niffty not being too far behind. 

The 3 of them get his attention long enough to cease his fire on the other Cannibals and Sinners on their side and focus on them.

So Angel, Husk and Niffty do their bests to fend against Adam for as long as they possibly could (which won’t be that long at all because if ALATSOR couldn’t last more than 10 minutes, these guys are COOKED)

During the fight, Angel gets blasted back into the pavement. He lays there for a moment because FUCK, did that hurt…

He rolls to his hands and knees with strained effort, cranking his head up to see Husk and Niffty fighting Adam together.

(Husk and Niffty are both super strong btw and they also make a great team because they know each other and their fighting styles like the back of their hands bc they’ve worked together under Alastor for so long).

Angel begins to dig through the huge mess of debris, shaky pavements and ground. (There's basically like a huge crater filled with dirt and rocks and stuff from where Adam let his blast go off when he finished off Alastor)

Angel digs through the rubble with his bare hands and he finds Alastor, unconscious underneath all the earth.

Angel grabs the man by the shoulders, “Al! H-hey, wake up there, Smiles! We gotta get going NOW!!!”

Alastor slowly comes to, all bruised and battered and beaten and covered in dirt. What happened..? 

The last thing Alastor remembered was… Oh right…

Husk and Niffty come HURTLING towards them as a result of a powerful blow from Adam. They fall into Angel, who was trying to help a disoriented Alastor to his feet. 

Adam flies towards them, he stops and is hovering above them, looking down at the 4 Sinners. 

Adam’s face is strained… These were humans, they were his children once… Weren’t they just as deserving of mercy as his children up in Heaven just because of the mere fact that they are a creation of God? Weren’t ALL the Sinners just as worthy of peace as Winners?

Angel: LEAVE US ALONE, I’M NOT GONNA LET YOU HURT THEM!!!

Angel screamed, standing in front of the battered three, angry…

Angel cared about Husk and Niffty, and even sorta Alastor… Despite how annoying and unbearable all of them were at times, despite how annoying it was to be forced to see them day in and day out, these were his…. These were his FRIENDS! 

Angel may not be as strong or as powerful as the others, or as smart, or make the best decisions when it came to himself, but he wasn’t gonna let them die. He couldn’t let them die, he couldn't let them die because he… Cared. Because he CARED! Because Vaggie cared and Charlie cared and ANGEL WANTED TO CARE! HE WANTED TO FINALLY DO SOMETHING THAT MEANT SOMETHING!

ANGEL WASN’T GOING TO LET ANYONE HE CARED ABOUT DIE! NOT IF HE WAS STILL STANDING!

Adam stared down at the Sinners.

And within a moment's notice… his hesitation dissipated. 

This Sinner… Angel Dust, that was his name… shouldn’t be able to change. This Sinner COULDN’T change. This Sinner who has been condemned to Hell for all eternity. This Sinner who should NEVER be allowed into Heaven….

Is defending his fellow man.

No. This was all wrong. This couldn’t be happening. Lucife- Charlotte was diverting the natural order- it seemed to be a family trait.

NO! Adam was TIRED of having to pick up the pieces! He was tired of having to MAKE DO! Of having to roll with the punches and ACCEPT whatever the Morningstars DECIDED to suddenly CHANGE! 

This was just like the serpent! This was just like the Garden! This was just like what that devil did to-!

“YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS! NOT AGAIN! NOT EVER AGAIN!” Adam screamed at the top of his lungs

He jerked both hands up towards the Sinners below him, SINNERS, that’s what they were and they’ll never be NOTHING MORE!

Adam’s hands began to glow brighter than they ever have before, beginning to charge up the BIGGEST blast he possibly could

All Angel, Husk, Niffty and Alastor could do was look up helplessly at the first man. They were too injured, too hurt to move, to RUN. Even if they could, it wouldn’t be fast enough. 

They were dead.

Alastor began to recede, melting into the shadows beneath them.

It wasn’t until the Radio Demon has halfway through sinking into the earth did the 3 notice. 

Angel: H-HEY, what the fuck are you doing, Al?!

Nifty: Are you kidding?! STOP IT!

Husk: No way are you leaving us! Not after we just risked our own lives for your fucking ass!

Alastor chuckled, “I’d love to stay, my comrades, but I’m afraid my assistance is needed elsewhere!” 

Husk: BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!

Niffty: We help you and this is how you repay us!?

Angel: You can’t do that!

Alastor merely laughed over their screaming.

Alastor had escaped without so much as moving a muscle.

Alastor had saved himself. 

They looked back up at Adam, who was still charging his blast.

Unforgiving. 

Sir Pretentious was away from where Adam and the others were, he was mainly sticking with his egg goons on the other side of the battlefield, trying to bring their Exorcist death numbers up. 

He saw what happened to Alastor when Adam let off his first blast (Alastor… was he..?) so the smartest course of action was to stay as FAR from Adam as possible, once they defeated all the angels, they could attack the first man as a single army. 

The plan he had believed to be unspokenly agreed upon…

Seemed to not be understood by others…

Because his friends were in danger. 

Angel, Husk and Niffty were staring up at the mighty hand of Adam, a creation that was made in the image of God, a creation that had power that could very well RIVAL God…

ALASTOR couldn’t even defeat him and Pretentious had gotten his ass handed to him by the Radio Demon enough times to know that that meant he was no match then. 

But he couldn’t just stand idly by and allow for his friends to get brutally massacred! He needed help! He needed-!

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5