#razzle & dazzle hazbin hotel

[cringebun]

Now, I thought these belonged together.

Hellaverse babies!! 🐐🪰

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: “Um, sorry if I’ve been playing my guitar at you too much lately, Vaggie..."

Vaggie: "You haven't. Don't worry."

Charlie: "Right well, it’s- it's just been a LONG while since I’ve felt up to it and Razzle and Dazzle were sick of it WAAAY before I stopped anyway, and-”

Vaggie: “Charlie. It's fine. It's pretty cute how much you love playing love-songs.”

Charlie: (tuning guitar) “Hm…?”

Vaggie: “They’re all I’ve ever heard you play.”

Charlie: (distracted) “Mm-hmm, they who?”

Vaggie: “The love songs?”

Charlie: “The lo-”(string snap) “OH.”

Vaggie: “Uh- your guitar okay??”

Charlie: “IT’S FINE but love songs what love songs hahaha I don’t JUST play you love songs-”

Vaggie: “Yeah you do."

Charlie: "I do?"

Vaggie: "Yes hun, you do."

Charlie: (cringing) "I'm sorr-"

Vaggie: "Don't be. I’m not complaining, I love hearing you play.”

Charlie: "O-oh thanks-"

Vaggie: "And anything that makes you look that happy is pretty great to see, too."

Charlie: (strangling guitar) “Oh, um, that’s- good yes, I…”

Vaggie: “Your goat boys got bored with though, huh? Guess they not as big a fan of the sappy stuff as you are.”

Charlie: “Erm... wellllll...”

-charlie before vaggie-

Charlie: “I’M ALLOWED TO EXPRESS MYSELF! I can play the funeral dirge another 500 times if I want to!”

Razzle & Dazzle: (frowning)

Charlie: “Stop looking at me all disappointed like that you guys! You’re not my mom and dad! My mom and dad aren’t even bothering to BE AROUND enough to BE disappointed in me anymore!!!”

Charlie: (crying while playing sad guitar)

Razzle & Dazzle: (facepalm)

-charlie with vaggie-

Vaggie: “Charlie?”

Charlie: “…..”

Vaggie: “You okay sweetie?”

Charlie: “…I’m… very okay. I think I’ve, I've never been better.”

Vaggie: “Okay. It’s just…”

Charlie: (leaning in) (breathless) “Yeah..?”

Vaggie: “You kinda squished your guitar to splinters hugging it like that.”

Charlie: “Huh? FUCK!”

Vaggie: “Now that would fix me.”

Charlie: “I maimed him!? Shit! RAZZLE DAZZLE HELP!!!” (cradling guitar) “Nooo…!” (strokes guitar) “Guitar-kun speak to me!”

Vaggie: “Lucky bastard.”

Razzle: “…”

Dazzle: “….”

Vaggie: “What? She gives great hugs. Anyone would dream of spending the rest of their life getting destroyed by them. And then getting cuddled.”

Charlie: “GUITAR-KUN PLEASE! I WAS GONNA PLAY ‘If I Had Words’ WITH A CLASSICAL ARRANGEMENT FOR HER NEXT!!”

Razzle & Dazzle: (facepalm)

[thecatgirl-luvmyrocky]

(Art by sinnawii) HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! 🏳️‍🌈

[anotherbummer]

HIERARCHY OF HELL

[iliketoeatplastic]

my baby ):

[samzikei]

Interest, Inquiry, and intrigue.

Part 2 of a series of mini comics from my Butcher x Florist RadioApple AU!

Original AU Art | extra 1 | extra 2 | Comic Part 1 | Comic Part 3 | Comic Part 4 | Comic Part 5 | Comic Part 6 | Comic Part 7 | Comic Part 8 | MUSIC PLAYLIST | Comic Part 9 | Comic Part 10 | Comic Part 11 | Comic Part 12 | Comic Part 13

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[cupcakeshakesnake]

UH????

[missmics]

When I had Alastor briefly muse on this in the latest chapter of my adoption fic I meant it in reference to him having raised Charlie in Great Depression era America

Funny how things go.

[ladynoirisback]

All the hazbin hotel 1st edition 53 cards in order!

Which card do you like most?

[the-gabardine-fox]

New set of shadowboxes I just finished of Hazbin characters in preparation for this weekend! If you’re a local to LA I will be selling some of these this Sunday at an artist walk at the Altadena location hosted by Unincorporated Coffee. :) Deets are below! Come on by and say hi!!

[metalatias5]

Lucifer shapeshifting to comfort Razzle when he misses Dazzle

[ren1327]

Moment of silence for Dazzle

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

*crying sobbing pounding on dazzle's chest* YOU'RE GONNA COME BACK WRONG AND AS CHAGGIE'S FUCKED UP CREEPY MEDICAL RAT PUPPETEER CHILD!! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!!!!

Razzle needs a hug and i don't CAAARE if it's just from the reanimated body of what used to be his brother turned little sister >:(

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Charlie running around with bandages after an Extermination trying to patch Sinners up, a thing that would inspire her new goat child and something her and Baffy would bond over.

Vaggie as a mom and also one of the only ppl around scarred by a permanent debilitating wound given by heavenly steel, a thing she and Baffy kinda have in common, and motivation for Baffy's research into healing heavenly injuries.

What if a kid was born from a failed attempt at resurrecting someone else and then had to live right next to said person’s memorial statue while watching their older brother sadly cuddling up to it sometimes? Baffy totally doesn't get trauma from this.

other random thoughts below

Having a health practitioner in the Pride Ring is kinda like installing fire detectors in Hell.

Not only is violence happened all the time everywhere but Sinners normally just pull themselves together afterwards and regenerate unless hit with a heavenly weapon, so what's the point of having someone running around stitching up wounds and treating blood loss?

Well.. what's the point of running around with a torn off arm if you don't have to? Or being in pain longer than you need to?

Baffy thinks that sounds pretty stupid.

Baffy is cheerfully chasing down her next VERY reluctant patient as we speak.

Baffy's heart is in the right place (she checked) but her medical practices and bedside manner are kinda lacking (ironic for a former plushie toy) and most Sinners would rather run screaming into a turf war than let her treat them. She's a little too fond of stiches and blood and excuses to see both.

(And what if not even heavenly steal could scar or permanently kill people...?) (Heaven is NOT happy someone is asking this question)

Hell’s creepy new health practitioner

Unlicensed

Self-taught surgeon via rat autopsies

Uses rat puppets to distract and calm her patients (doesn’t realize they find it disturbing)

Largest rat puppet also serves as her assistant

Craves apples

Can be bribed with apples

Reborn from Charlie’s blood and part of the Morningstar bloodline

Fav bedtime story is of how Charlie kept trying to help bandage Sinners up after Exterminations and how that eventually led to Charlie meeting, helping, and falling in love with Vaggie

Looks and acts a lot like her aunt Niffty

Aunty Angel Dust was the receptionist / nurse for kid Baffy's play pretend doctor fun, and he does it for real whenever Baffy sets up a makeshift clinic in the hotel lobby

Husk grumpily lets her try to help him stop drinking

Sometimes uncle Husk wakes up from a hangover with a YOWEL as Baffy gets him in the hindquarters with a syringe of her own healing blood

Cherri Bomb and Cherri Bomb's bombs are Baffy's main source of patients since they're usually in too many pieces to run away from her

Cherry brings them over when she remembers to

mainly so Baffy can assess the damage and unintentionally give Cherri tips on how to build her next bomb even better

Vaggie as the only one slowly picking up on something being very wrong with Baffy's whole heal people at any cost thing even if the price is her own blood and pain

Vaggie is trying to show Baffy that living with scars can be okay but hotel business and heavenly threats keep interrupting them

Baffy has an X shaped white scar where Dazzle’s mortal wound was

Her scar aches when she touches heavenly steel or when large amounts of it are nearby

Yes her head is on fire no it’s not a problem (for her)

Since she can't use heavenly weapons without hurting she mainly just headbutts people with fire when attacking or puppets her small rat army after them

Has to drink blood daily to survive

HATES the taste of blood

does think it's PRETTY tho

Scared of needles but keeps trying to use blood transfusions to help Sinners heal from heavenly steel wounds like her body did

Emily is her doting "guardian angel" / godmother who helped Charlie and Vaggie bring her into the world / failed at bringing Dazzle back

Lute thinks Baffy's 'birth' in an insult to creation and to her and wants the 'abomination' dead

Emily almost goes full seraph fury on Lute's ass for this

Instead Emily reminds Lute and Sera that, as a blood relation of Lucifer, Baffy has immunity from being targeted by heaven, an immunity Emily WILL enforce

Baffy has a running feud with Cannibal Town over whether devouring bodies counts more as recycling / waste management or robbery from the scientific community (which is so far just Baffy)

Since Dazzle died in dragon form Baffy can't shift into it without tearing open her mortal wound scar

she almost died the one time she tried it

Razzle knew she wasn't his dead brother brought back to life when new born her was given a choice between an apple and a donut and she did NOT choose the donut

He loves his new little sister so much and just wishes Dazzle could have somehow known her too

[godotdraw]

“Who's up for pancakes?”

[fandom-headcanons-and-shiz]

Forever in our hearts Dazzle

[flitsy]

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