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[pastadoughie]

in the club crying sobbing wailing screaming

[dragonnarrative-writes]

Kinktober Day 1 - Voyeurism

Kate Laswell x Bricks (CIA Asset OC)

CW: Dub-con/Non-con voyeurism (one person is not aware they are being watched), surveillance, sex work, dirty talk, degradation, impact play, daddy kink, too many mirrors, too much setup and an abrupt ending, big dogs

“Got me Watcher?” Bricks covers the movement of her mouth by touching up her lipstick in the mirrored wall of the elevator.

“Coming in clear,” Kate answers. “Go ahead and run a final calibration on the lenses.” She marks the edges of the camera range as Bricks sweeps her eyes in a practiced pattern to confirm the fit and function of the contacts. When she crosses her eyes and sticks her tongue out, confusing the feed, Kate chuckles. “Save it for Mendoza.”

“Please,” Bricks snickers. “My best is wasted on him.”

The doors open. Two large men, Mendoza’s bodyguards, usher Bricks forward. Real professionals, Kate notes, neither of them letting their eyes linger on stunning legs or exposed cleavage. One waves a wand over her, hair to heels, and the other takes the clutch from Bricks’ hand. He rifles through it, then doesn’t give it back.

“My second best lipstick is in there,” Bricks protests, half-heartedly. “I’m gonna want that back, later.”

“You’ll get it back when you leave,” the man grunts. “Come with us please.”

“Give me doors,” Kate instructs as they proceed down the hall. The cameras flick almost aimlessly as her asset strides between her escorts, but Kate is ready. “Left again,” she murmurs, quickly tagging frames for review. “Good girl.”

Once Bricks is handed off to Mendoza, the real work starts. Dinner goes as expected. Mendoza brags and paws. Bricks is charming, flirty, and teasing. She plays every bit of her part while Kate half listens and reviews data on the guards. Contractors, she notes as Bricks titters about something. Mendoza is just oggling her tits, so Kate continues reading the dossier. Contractors, good ones. Ex-military, but unlikely to see Bricks for the threat she is. The only problem will be-

“Puppies,” Bricks coos, as two Rottweilers come trotting up to the table. “I love dogs. How old are they?”

“They’re trained as part of the security detail,” Kate states as Mendoza goes on about pedigree. “German commands.”

Bricks kisses one of the dogs on the snout. “Do they know any tricks?”

“They’re trained killers,” the mark brags. “Only listen to me and designated handlers.”

“The handler command is folge mir,” Kate provides. Luckily, Bricks isn’t able to comment on her abysmal accent. “Ruhig. Geh runter.”

It doesn’t take long for Mendoza to send the dogs away, tired of not being the center of attention. And Bricks plays him like a fiddle, drawing him all around the penthouse to give Kate sight lines, the layout, and an unobstructed view of the server room through the kitchen.

When he finally catches her, Kate cant help but snort. “Is he as bad a kisser as he sounds? Your not usually this all over the place."

Bricks doesn’t bother to hold back a soft laugh. Mendoza lifts his mouth from her neck with an almost affronted grin. “What’s so funny?”

“Sorry,” she giggles, with a peck to his lips. “Ticklish, and I just feel good with you.”

“Can I make you feel better?”

“Here’s hoping,” Kate mutters as she counts server racks in Bricks’ periphery. The woman’s laugh rings off the marble counter tops.

Kate doesn’t bother watching the feed as Bricks kisses Mendoza down the hall, eyes closed to avoid any chance he might notice her contacts. When she opens her eyes again, Kate stifles a groan and pulls out her cigarettes. Mendoza’s bedroom has an entire wall of mirrors, and another on the wall above his headboard. Bricks kisses him some more, but in no time, she’s bent over the bed, looking at her own breasts nearly spilling from the top of her dress.

She’s there for… a lot longer than Kate expected. Whatever Mendoza is doing, she looks as bored as she ever does when she’s in character. Kate decides to step in when she moans, rote.

“Oh no,” Kate chuckles, grinning when Bricks’ eyes snap to her reflection. “I know you can do better than that. If I have to watch you have sex, you’re going to make it worth my while. Get that ass in the air, lets’s see if Mendoza can’t be good for something.”

Bricks’ next moan is much more resonant. Mendoza echoes her as he bends over her back, no doubt pressing his cock against her barely there panties.

“Ask for a spanking,” Kate commands, lighting a cigarette. “Ask nice, the way I like.”

“Please spank me, daddy,” Bricks moans, holding eye contact with the mirror, staring directly at Kate.

“Good girl, there you go,” Kate purrs, over Mendoza’s tiresome noises. “Too bad he’s going to be such a shit lay. You’re right, your best is wasted on him. Say thank you.”

Bricks hisses after Mendoza gives her three quick, sloppy strikes. “Thank you, daddy.”

“Fuck, you’re a slut, huh?” Mendoza flips her, and Kate laughs to see the mirrored tiles on the ceiling. “I can be your daddy, baby girl.”

“I’m tired of hearing his voice,” Kate scoffs. “Put his mouth to use.”

Bricks opts to grab a fistful of his hair and drag the man down her body. Kate gets to enjoy the view of her, chest heaving and disheveled as she winks up at her reflection. There’s no rolling eyes - there’s nothing of interest in the room, really, and Mendoza is apparently all noise and no skill.

“Touch yourself,” Kate commands. “Give yourself a show, beautiful.”

Bricks draws the fingers of her free hand down her neck, toying with her necklace before pushing the fabric of her dress down beneath full breasts. Kate makes an appreciative noise when she pinches a nipple. The woman in the mirror moans and arches her hips into the mouth between her thighs. Her eyes go half-lidded, when Mendoza pulls away to pant against her, one hand working its way up to prod at her. He groans something about “wet” and “tight,” like he had anything to do with the first and doesn’t understand the implications of the second.

“Please,” Bricks moans at her reflection.

“Oh,” Kate chuckles, “Is he really that good?”

“Roll over,” Mendoza growls as he stands. He’s dropped his pants and underwear.

“No,” Kate snorts. “I’m not watching your bored face as you compare him to Ghost. Ride him.”

All it takes is one skilled twist of Bricks’ hips before Mendoza is lying on his back, groaning under the woman Kate could command to kill him at any moment.

But Kate simply sits back in her chair. “Finish him off before I finish this cigarette, and I’ll let you come.”

Bricks narrows her eyes at the mirror. Kate can almost hear her calculating how long it’s been since she heard the click of the lighter. And then she balances on the balls of her feet and Kate grins as she watches the woman tear Mendoza’s orgasm from him with brutal efficiency.

“Good girl.”

[bebemoon]

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[coolbattlegirl]

I’m just gonna slid this here-

[spitblaze]

when heterosexuals do literary analysis of works in which queerness and the persecution thereof are major themes which they just completely skip over or call 'confusing relationships'

[fatedroses]

I know I design him with the intention that he becomes an evasion tank, but there's an irony I find very amusing in making his new magitek armor lighter than his original.

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Renault Kangoo Z.E. Concept, 2009. Based on the second generation Kangoo light van, with a shortened wheelbase and powered by a 70kw electric motor. A zero emission professional vehicle designed for inner city deliveries larger vehicles would be unable to undertake.

[buwheal]

me when i dont plan accordingly GRGHHRGH NHGHGHNHMGNHFGFGDFGFGDTSDFDFVSSDS

[candytuft-whimsing]

Based on previous WIP

Yea it took me to the next morning to decide to finish it

[qqchurch]

another golf girls anime? damn, they really do like that sport huh

[recareels]

mr. reca rolling those perfect R when he tells you you’re a true work of art after he paints your skin with the splashes of his cum

okay yes yes YES!!! i genuinely do believe he’d call you his little superstar and his little starlet and his darling little girl <3 but also!!!!! i 100% think he’d see sex as a form of art! he takes his—and your—pleasure extremely seriously, just as he takes his art seriously. the dedication to getting it perfect every time borders on neurotic, but that’s really just because it means so much to him.

as such, i think he’d be fairly experimental and up to try almost anything at least once. he’s constantly looking for the best way to improve, the next big thing, new and inventive techniques to bring you pleasure—he’s always trying to outdo himself (even if it’s something as simple as slow, sleepy sex) and he’s so creative with it!!! and, of course and most obviously, he loves to film it. not just the sex acts themselves, but your body afterward, too. you are a never-ending, ever-changing canvas for him to create little impermanent masterpieces on, using his tongue and his teeth as his tools <3

omg and even when he films it, despite his perfectionist nature, he rarely sets up the scene + camera(s) beforehand, claiming that it ruins the magic, spoils the passion, subtracts from the raw and the real—which is exactly what he’s aiming to capture! those emotions! the vulnerability! the way you make him feel, the way he makes you feel, the way your bodies create gorgeous pieces of art each and every time you fuck!!!

[clannfearrunt]

hey, so you have both wild sharks and humanoid sharks. What does that imply with the shark taming aspect of Shiver's family? I understand that they probably don't try to tame sentient beings, but I'm just curious. Otherwise, I'm just going to assume they just take more aquatic sharks instead of land-going ones. Also I really like your shark designs! They're really cool! :D

First of all thank you! I'm glad people have been enjoying my beasts... I had fun with them :)

To answer your question first I have to. So while I held off for a long time because I wanted to keep my spec bio setting relatively grounded in some semblance of reality, due to EVENTS and FACTORS both related and unrelated to Return of Mammalians I merged my Splat Bio setting with my Kirby bullshit setting. Which doesn't matter to the Splatoon side of things much except for the very crucial detail of "magic is real, even if earthlings don't call it that". The really overt stuff is rare on Earth and most people don't know about it.

The respective families of Deep Cut are all on genuine, closely guarded wizard shit. The Hohojiro family has a long history with a Mysterious Fucking Thing that likes to take the shape of an aquatic shark. Every prospect for the head of the family has to tame this Fucking Thing to prove their skills. In the modern day "Master Mega" is more or less a family secret. Doing this has allowed me to avoid so much headache about Master Mega Logistics, in general, so while I still cringe slightly at the sentences I am typing this is for my own good. This option allows Master Mega to continue functioning mostly as he does, in the game. It's good for me,

On the more public facing side, the family has a long standing relationship with one of the local shark clans as well. It goes back longer than either party can really remember, nor do they have real records of what even started it, but they consider eachother close friends. In the past they also did some performances utilizing tame sharkbeasts, but probably not these days. Caring for largely carnivorous wild animals takes a lot of work and money and Legal Stuff that they don't quite have access to anymore (there are no domesticated sharkbeasts). In-universe languages probably have different words for animals sharks and Shark People, so there's probably less weirdness around the "shark tamer" thing as well anyways.

Anyways if you showed Master Mega to most people, or even the Shark clan the Hohojiros are friends with, they'd be like

[theheightofdishonor]

this and "I have always known that I was weak" and "he's the amazing one" and huh, the fact that all of three of these come from shorter players

[bogkeep]

someone on a podcast i listen to said most comedy tiktoks have funny concepts but go on for so long they become unfunny. i can't unsee it now, the timing really does matter so much. and i don't want to romanticize the vine days because all we're left with now are compilations of the Most Iconic Vines which isn't the full picture, but on the other hand. they really are so iconic. watching a really good vine compilation truly makes me appreciate the power of editing, distillation, of the punch, of the snappiness,

[the-unconquered-queen]

Man, I just want Terror Fest to offer me a good, wearable outfit for a change, not this keep your head low crap 😭