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#God- I canāt even help#I canāt comfort people#And even if I try I make things worseā¦#Canāt even help without going anon#Useless.#I understand if someone decided to hit me tomorrow.#I donāt care.#I deserve to be hurt.#But then youāll just complain more and be useless again!#Then maybe I deserve to have my vocal cords ripped out. Canāt talk then.#Scramble your brain so bad you canāt type out complaints.#Fix you.#Fix my brain#So Iām not defective anymore.#So Iām normal.#So I do what Iām told.#Maybe then my friends can call me good boy because then maybe I will be and Iāll actually deserve praise and affection.#Maybe then Iāll believe it.#Because I sure as hell donāt deserve it now.#Heavy vent
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i have spent more time repairing slaw's fancy automated litter box than i have scooping my own cat's litter this week :|
#i joke about the#smart home bullshit#but fucking hell all of her electronics fail so ungracefully#one time the lights turned out at our place because partner & i left while there were guests#the solution: use a lightswitch#when HER shit fails the cats don't have a usable litter box#like i came in and the thing has been upside down and Pinch Detected for hours#useless.
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Never ever EVER buy household appliances with ai in them. Most ridiculous things Iāve ever encountered
#to be clear i did not buy one but had to use one to do a load of laundry (who needs ai in a laundry machine??) and let me tell you it was#useless.#first the thing apparently āsenses the dirty ness of your clothes to calculate the wash cycleā which then would only ever decide to do a#cycle that took 4. freaking. hours. never have i encountered a washer that takes longer than an hour to wash your clothes.#and without the ability to manually say you want it to be a specific time? makes no sense. who has that kind of time in their day.#NEXT we go to dry the clothes and it also wants to run it for an insane amount of time. so we click it anyways (horrible decision)#and think oh weāll just open it halfway through#well. upon stopping the cycle halfway through the damn thing says that the door is locked because itās ātoo hot.ā#never have i seen something that thinks iām going to burn myself on my hot clothes. like cmon#also cause opening the door would be a surefire way to cool the clothes down youād think??#so we try all sorts of troubleshooting things and even unplugging it and it STILL WOULDNT UNLOCK.#the damn thing is still locked btw. dunno if ill ever get those clothes back#so glad this at least isnāt actually a dryer we spent money on and just one that was here while weāre traveling and need to do laundry#but like. cmon#thereās no reason we shouldnāt be able to decide how long to wash our clothes for and instead let a āsmartā (hint: itās not smart) machine#do it for us#(hint part 2: this isnāt just about the clothes)#soni rambles#more like soni RANTS#i was already angry about the idea of ai in appliances but experiencing first hand how bad they are makes me even more angry#and a little scared for the future#now itās 2am and the laundry is still stuck and im too upset to go to sleep. gah#and i donāt get mad easily.#oh and did i mention that to dry your clothes it wouldnāt let you select a temperature?? that it only said it would sense it itself??#see i like to dry all my clothes on low heat cause ive had a history of them shrinking#so not only are they trapped in the machine but itās ātoo hotā because it wouldnāt let us select a lower temperature.#luckily i didnāt put anything in thatās a material that usually shrinks
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this scf two houses in conflict come together under one united enemy š«¶ (corey perry)
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Fyi: that shit likely won't work in a medical context, in my experience. Good luck.
Pro-tip to young trans guys:
If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, āIām a man.ā It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.
My advice? Just look at the person like theyāre an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, āUh. Alright, then.ā
Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and donāt get flustered. If youāre comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, āMan, I know Iāve got a babyface, but I didnāt think it was that bad.ā
#doesn't matter if i've told them i'm a man or a trans man#99.9% of the time i get misgendered#and ''uh. alright then'' and babyface comments NEVER work#it worked in a lyft once#the driver was entertainingly horrified#at themself#but medical setting?#useless.
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#ššššš#WHATā¦DHDJDKDKK#I canāt breathe#what#danny devito#I reposted this purely cos of the Danny like stop the press!!#I SUPPORT BIG DICK BOTTOMS!#I love bottoms with huge useless cocks#thatās peak really
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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf
#im just going to communicate using hieroglyphics now#words are not enough for the fucking brain rot I canāt talk thru it anymore#my brain is just a vessel for mold#im piloted by mold#im molded by mold#my useless stupid princess babygirlā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.#this is getting out of hand and I havenāt even seen the romance yet fuck!! what will happen to me !!#fuck!!
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Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!
Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.
Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D
#spinning wheel game#tag game#reblog game#useless text post#i put too much time into this one guys please play my silly game /lh
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What tumblr fails to grasp is that Iām not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them
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Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.
The police said they couldnāt help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. Heād just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. Heās awkward. Heās lonely. Youāre pretty. Itās a compliment.
So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, thereās nothing police can do.
But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a āverbal threatā against a corporation, sheās arrested immediately.
#Unbelievable#Brianna boston#luckily when I went to my college security office/admin THEY did something about it since he was a student#But the police were fucking useless
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useless ray of goddamn sunshine
#my art#mouthwashing#saw a picture on pinterest and had to put him in there...#useless ray of goddamn sunshine#really proud of how this turned out :]#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing fanart
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chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier
#chronic pain#chronic fatigue#chronic illness#chronically ill#new daily persistent headache#< my personal brand of mostly useless diagnosis
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He truly did.
#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#the gaang#sokka art#sokka fanart#atla sokka#sokka#sokka avatar the last airbender#sokka of the water tribe#kyoshi warriors#kyoshi warriors au#kyoshi island#kyoshi warrior sokka#atla meme#incorrect quotes#Daniel Radcliffe you looked really nice in Fleur's outfit#As did Sokka in the Kyoshi Warriors uniform#Let him be pretty. He deserves it.#Also that handbag he bought in Gaoling would go really well with the uniform don't you think?#He loves shopping and putting together cute outfits and looking good. That's my boy.#Bi Sokka is my Sokka what are you talking about#He's pretty and he knows it āØ#Also can we all agree that everyone would look awesome as Kyoshi Warriors? Yes????#You know I'm lost when I start using Daniel's quotes for ATLA characters lmao#āAnd I was crying and I was in the bathā will come eventually. That line screams happy-go-lucky Aang and/or deadpan Zuko#Anyone would do#āWe love Daniel but he's uselessā is also *chef kiss*#Which character for that one tho?
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Arthur has the opposite of a competency kink, i fear
#merthur#bbc merlin textposts#in love with a dumbass#merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merlinmylove#once and future idiots#merlin emrys#merlin fanart#merlin isnāt useless tho but in arthurās eyes he is lol#would love to see an episode of bbc merlin from arthurās perspective
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