#use me.

[noneuclitean]

public valentine challenge!

this saturday (2/18/23) i'm doing a (late) valentine's challenge! i'm going to let you all use me through a series of interactions goals!

i will post pics of myself all dressed up at 11am EST. i will then post additional photos each hour until 11pm. during that timespan:

the Notes tally will be collective between all the posts i make

the Asks tally includes any fantasies, instructions, or complements i get

the Tips tally includes all ko-fi tips i receive with "💖" in it. for legal reasons i cannot disclose that those tips are for explicit content so please stick to the emoji if you choose to tip! then you can DM me your confirmation and your demands

each tally has an equalized value so we can get combined goals (eg 30 notes + 2 tips)

i will post the updated tally on each hourly photo post, including any goals we hit in that time!

the activities for each goal will go until we hit the next goal, but if you send an ask or tip telling me to do something else during that time, i have to do it

below the cut is the round goals and rewards:

round 1:

activity: pillow humping

goal: 15 Notes / 5 Asks / 1 Tip

reward: titjob video

round 2:

activity: bondage

goal: 50 Notes / 10 Asks / 5 Tips

reward: cnc audio

round 3:

activity: bimbo hypno

goal: 75 Notes / 20 Asks / 10 Tips

reward: stalked/creep shot photoset

round 4:

activity: intox (weed)

goal: 100 Notes / 40 asks / 15 Tips

reward: wetting video

round 5:

activity: anal practice

goal: 250 Notes / 50 Asks / 20 Tips

reward: cum video

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[fipindustries]

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

[keitrinkomfloukru]

[sadclowncentral]

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

[theygender]

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

[starbuck]

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

[bodygirls]

GIRL IN SEXY LINGERIE

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[calcifershearts]

team usa shuffling away to try and let japan take a team photo with their gold medal and then shuffling back when japan is like NO COME BACK

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[sabertoothwalrus]

girldad mode activate