#use me up is by PARANOID DJ

[cepheusgalaxy]

Ohoho im so gonna save it at spotfy rn

[hattafan2593]

“Fuck you guys! Cuz you sure as shit ain’t gonna fuck me on my time off!”

[the-crossover-mansion]

Use Me Up [Hazbin Hotel Animatic]- Angel Dust Song by PARANOiD DJ

[noemilivv]

FALLEN ANGEL ; send any hazbin hotel song (both pre-show and post-show) and i’ll give my thoughts on it !

For Paranoid DJ’s Use Me Up

oh i can totally do that for ya !!

Use Me Up

One of my all-time faves from PARANOiD DJ! Honestly I love the beat of ‘Use Me Up’ - Any of PARANOiD DJ’s Angel Dust stuff I’m all over haha ! I could listen to this one like all day and I wouldn’t get bored of it. There are def a few lyrics that gave me chills when I first heard this song haha. It’s like in my top three, definitely one of my faves !

[maidmisachan]

VRchat world: Club Orion

[thesovietonion77]

OKAY OKAY I ACTUALLY HAVE A PLAN

im going to make a parody of Paranoid DJ's Use Me Up(yes the angel dust song) but with Perderé from the RH!AU(the Hazbin Hotel crossover au)

so I rewrote the lyrics under the cut!! :) here you gooo 🤠

(Ardeo:) (Spoken) C'est quoi ce bordel, Perderé…? I heard from all the customers you refused…do you need a reminder of what your job is?~ Hmh. I guess you do, petit oiseau..~ My room…five minutes.~ Put on something nice for me…~ Don't be late, Per.

(Intro) (Perderé:) (Spoken) Go ahead, darling..~ Don't be afraid, I don't bite…~ Mhmhmhm, you do whatever… but be nice.~

(Verse 1) At first when it started I thought it was all real How exactly did I feel While you hauled me on the keel I know the name of the game I know I should be ashamed I'm not for you to berate I'm not for you to defame

(Prechorus) And you tell me I'm good I said I don't think I should But you hurt me and you left me Doing nothing I would Found myself in a depression Learned it was all a sham When you forced me to submission Like the dog that I am

(Chorus) And it isn't at all fair, I know But I swear there isn't anywhere that I can go And it's not my fault you think that I'm nothing but a ho Forever to you, I'm tied I just wish that I had died (Go on, tell me) But you don't care what I say, I know And there's nothing I can plead to you, not even no And you use me and abuse me and you won't let go Just to order me to keep a ruse I can't undergo So you tell me, does it show?

(And I ask you, does it show?)

(Ardeo:) (Spoken) Venez ici.~

(Verse 2) Performing on a stage I fall, and I'm met with rage It takes a while to gauge Just how much I can take And it's foolish to think That I can carry this weight But my name's written in ink You're pushing me to the brink

(Prechorus) My feathers fall to the ground But you tell me "go back down" And they twist and turn my body For a night on the town And you're pulling my tail Until I'm brittle and frail And you think it's so amusing That I'm trapped in this jail

And it isn't at all fair, I know But I swear there isn't anywhere that I can go When they banished me and dragged me through all that strife I wish that they had decided to just end my life (Please, just tell me) But you don't care what I say, I know And there's nothing I can plead to you, not even no And I simply am not strong enough to break these chains So both of my wings are clipped, you hold the reins But you tell me, does it show?

(Chorus) So I will show you fucking fair, you know And now there isn't anywhere that you can go (nowhere to run, hon) As I laugh at all your cries and see the fear in your eyes (the terror in your eyes) You can go fuck yourself, I'm already here (I've come so far, why stop now) And I don't give a shit about you anymore (no more) I will no longer be known as "Ardeo's little whore" (not your petite salope) et je vais te tuer, espèce de salaud et je m'assurerai qu'ils ne trouvent pas ton cadavre rouillé-!… And it mother fucking shows

(Outro) So it shows how bad you treated me Like a pet for your use with none of the "no, no, please" And it all came back to bite you in a crazed frenzy And now they will all know from you I'm finally free

wrote a song y'all

i wrote a song about Perderé in the RH!AU and its cool, methinks it's called It Shows

(Verse 1) At first when it started I thought that it was all real how exactly did i feel When i never had departed

(Prechorus) found myself in a depression I learned it was all a sham After you forced me into submission Like the dog you think i am

(Chorus) And it's not fair, i know But theres nowhere i can go And forever to you, i'm tied I just wish that i had died And you don't care, i know I'm punished if i don't show And you use me and abuse me Just to order me to keep a ruse… And it shows

(Verse 2) I'm performing on a stage If i fall, i'm met with rage And it takes a while to gauge Just how much that i can take

(Prechorus) my feathers fall to the ground But you tell me to go back down And you're pulling on my tail Like i chose to enter this jail

(Chorus) And it's not fair, i know But theres nowhere i can go When they banished me, put me through strife I wish that they'd ended my life And you don't care, i know I'm punished if i don't show And i simply cannot break these chains My wings are clipped, you have the reins… And it shows

(Verse 3) And this little hotel noticed These nice ladies took me in Gave me a place that was free from sin I felt i could uncuff my shins

(Prechorus) And it's funny, really now All those years that i had bowed I realized that you're just some 12 foot tall french piece of sentient metal that i could stab if i wanted to

(Chorus) (Emotionally) I'll make things fair, you know And there's nowhere you can go As i laugh at all your cries see the terror in your eyes And I don't care anymore That you called me a little whore et je vais te tuer, espèce de salaud et je m'assurerai qu'ils ne trouvent pas ton cadavre rouillé-!…

(Outro) So it shows How i was treated Like a pet for you to beat and fight finally it all came back to bite you And now they all know That you were defeated I did it in a frenzy From you I'm finally free

And it shows

[theoddest1]

Okay, this song was pretty good, but something that bothered me and some friends was how PARANOiD DJ not only wasn't shown alongside Viv at the start of the credits (cause you know....they wrote the song that makes up 90% of the video) but was shoved ALL THE WAY near the end of the credits while Bryce gets credited TWICE for the same thing. Oh, she also doesn't link their channel in the description. Only her stuff and puts a very, immature "WARNING FOR: No swears! Gasp!" Which is an immature jab at people criticizing her garbage humor. So, no thank you in the description, like she did Silva Hound

No link in the description like she did with Silva Hound. Nope...nothing.

With her history and her pettiness/childish behavior overtaking rational thought and morality, it's no surprise that she would act this way. Hopefully, she actually LINKS DJ's channel rather than make a stupid ass reply to the justified dislike for her trashy ass humor.

Also, regarding the song, it's visually outstanding and beautiful, eye candy, and song itself is pretty good! Sucks that the context of the show ruins it and how bad the romance is, how bad the 2 characters are, how boring the progression of it all was. This song should have been done in the episode where Stolas sang about Blitz in S2 when Blitz was rightfully angry at Stolas for simply using him as an "Impish little plaything" but NOPE, we get it way after around the time where Stolas has kinda grown irrelevant in the story. Damn dude, can someone else just direct this show and take it away from Viv, she sucks ass at story telling.

[sonnet009games]

Demonology: Incubus Playlist (Part 2!)

Am I Pretty? by The Maine

Better Than I Know Myself by Del Water Gap

Blinding Lights by The Weeknd

Chapstick by COIN

The Frug by Rilo Kiley

Hook Me Up by The Veronicas

I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin

I Want You to Want Me by Letters to Cleo

LIFE AFTER SALEM by Lil Nas X

Like Sexy Dynamite by The Orion Experience

Little Chaos by Orla Gartland

Little White Lies by Aurelio Voltaire

No Sleep Tonight by The Faders

No Time to Explain by Good Kid

Oh My God I Think I Like You from My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Reckless Tongue by Airways

Rush by Troye Sivan

Sexual by Neiked

Simple Romance by COIN

Stitch Me Up by Set It Off

Talking Body by Tove Lo

Tap That by Megan McCauley

Teeth by 5 Seconds of Summer

Undisclosed Desires by Muse

Untouched by The Veronicas

Use Me Up (Angel's Order) by PARANOiD DJ

Weak by AJR

xx by morgxn

[cepheusgalaxy]

Angel in the outfits he wears for each of his songs

[angel-dust-addict]

Angel settled himself into a neat seiza on the bed, still very close to Alastor's side without actually being on top of him. He didn't know quite how Alastor was going to react to the lyrics Angel had presented him with, but he seemed quite eager if the cant of his ears and the glow of his eyes were anything to go by.

And then he was handing the notebook back to Angel. Ah. That made sense. He wanted to hear how the whole thing came together before he began dissecting it. With a calm born of years spent on a stage - and with only a slight blue flush to his cheeks at the far more intimate audience - he began to sing.

"Always chasin' tha thrills, gettin' in fights, gettin' kills. I play around real rough on eitha' powda' or pills," he sang, barely even glancing at the notebook. He had been at this long enough that he knew the words. "Picked up fa' fun on tha streets, we'll fuck ta pay my receipt, but still it's not enough, an' so tha cycle repeats. But I can let it all go on camera or at a show. So all the sinna's an' tha monsta's, yeah, they're all gonna know. That I don't take walks of shame when everyone knows my name. I've been around here long enough ta know tha rules of tha game."

As he reached the chorus, a sharp half-smile cracked through his more tender expression, his eyes glowing just very softly. He had held nothing back and was singing this just as he would in front of his more typical audience. As such, the ferocity of the words came through full force.

"I've fought my inna' demons every which way, but they're not interested in leavin' me so in me they'll stay. I'm like a fire that could burn this fuckin' town ta tha ground an' there'll be nothin' left but ashes if ya let me come down. So ya betta' use me up. Make tha most'a your time an' I can guarantee you'll always wanna cross that line. So get yer money an' yer buddies an' a drink or three. No backin' out or you'll see why ya shouldn't mess with me! Go ahead and use me up."

He skipped forward a bit after that. After all, he didn't have the accompaniment that was supposed to fill in between phrases. He skipped, too, the repeat of the chorus, since he hadn't had the instrumental bridge. Instead he dove straight into the next verse, that half smile becoming a sharp and toothy grin.

"Knocked back a couple'a shots, feelin' all worked up an' hot. I'll drop it down real low an' tie their stomaches in knots. I know they're all watchin' me, I'm what they came here ta see, but give me shit, I'll fuck you up until you fall at my feet!" The glow of his eyes grew brighter as he worked his way towards that last line. The main two slipped closed as he continued on. This was the bit Alastor was most likely to have objections to, after all, and so he watched the deer only with his six smaller, more innocuous eyes. "Come pin me down on my back, I want you on the attack. Don't give a damn 'bout how ya wanna do me, it's just a fact. I've got a quota ta fill an' small talk don't pay tha bills. Swear I don't even miss tha pleasuah I can no longa' feel."

His eyes opened again, still glowing faintly, as he came back to the quieter tone of the beginning. "I've fought against tha system every day, but it ain't interested in leavin' me alone anyway. It's like a fire that keeps burnin' me but gets me 'well'. It's why I've neva' tried ta break tha lock on my prison cell."

Those faintly glowing eyes slid off of Alastor and came to rest on the nightstand as his voice flowed on into the next section. "Might as well just use me up. Make tha most'a my time. I'll be yer toy, yer brawla', anything ya need fa' a dime. It's what I'm good at an' it's all I really know how ta do. No second chances down here, let me give myself up ta you~!"

And then, when that sustained note broke, he was back into the chorus once more. "I've fought my inna' demons every which way, but they're not interested in leavin' me so in me they'll stay. I'm like a fire that could burn this fuckin' town ta tha ground an' they'll be nothin' left but ashes if ya let me come down. So you betta' use me up! Make tha most'a yer time an' I can guarantee you'll always wanna cross that line. So get'cher money an' yer buddies an' a drink or three. No backin' out or you'll see why ya shouldn't mess with me! Go ahead and use me up."

There was no accompaniment to trail off the way it sounded in his head, so instead he just fell silent, once more watching Alastor. Now that he had stopped singing, the glow faded from his eyes and the sharp smile faded back into a faint, almost worried frown. A little awkwardly, he explained, "There's a couple more repeats'a stuff, but it don't make sense wit'out tha accompaniment. An' I don't have that cause I ain't had a chance ta work wit' anybody on it. But, uh, I'm workin' on that fa' my shows. It's about done, though."

He knew he wasn't that great a singer. He sounded nasally and he never quite lost his accent. But he was passable enough for the club. It was loud and he had the instrumentals behind him and nobody was really listening anyway. Here, though, where he had nothing but his voice in the quiet of the room and an attentive audience of one focused solely on his song, he wasn't quite so confident.

"Sure," Angel replied, although it almost sounded more like a question. If Alastor really wanted to see it, he didn't see why not.

With just a small amount of hesitation, he sat up, Alastor's jacket sliding off of his back before he caught it and laid it next to the man. Careful not to hurt the deer, he shifted so that he could get himself up onto his knees, wincing slightly as the movement pulled at some of the clawmarks on his sides and back. Once he was up, he pulled open a drawer in his nightstand and took out a notebook. He flipped through a few pages until he found what he was looking for and handed it to Alastor.

"There's no music in there, just lyrics," he explained sheepishly. "I, uh, can't read sheet music, so I ain't got propa' music fa' any'a those. Just the lyrics. Music's all up here." He tapped the side of his head with one finger to indicate that he knew the tunes but hadn't written them out.

The page was somewhere near the middle of the notebook. And were Alastor to look through any of the other pages, he'd find they were all song lyrics, scrawled across lines and in some cases up and down the margins in a hasty and unpolished version of Angel's more typically flowing script.

"I can sing it fa' ya if ya want," he offerred. "I know tha lyrics on their own don't give ya much clue what it sounds like."

This particular song was mostly about his work. Others discussed topics such as drug addiction, abusive relationships, violence and organized crime, and the cycle he had found himself trapped in for the last almost 90 years. He wrote from his own experiences.

"Some'a those ain't fa' tha club, they're just 'cause. Val'd neva' approve 'em," he explained.

[irkimatsu]

Huskposting Masterlist

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

A masterlist of all of my interesting fics and headcanon posts, so you don't have to scroll through all the two-sentence bullshit gumming up the Huskposting tag! NSFW pieces are marked as such. Fics, headcanons, song assignments, and other assorted tidbits that I think are worth looking at more than five minutes after I posted them.

Full Fics:

"If You're Lucky" - After losing a bet with Overlord Husk, the demon asks to have his way with you as your part of the deal. Originally intended as a standalone, I intend to turn this into a collection with a story arc eventually. NSFW!

"Teasing A Beast" - Oneshot where reader stripteases for Husk and then they have rough sex. Short, sweet, to the point. Reader has breasts and vagina. NSFW!

Headcanons:

Husk and one-night-stands in life

Musing about Husk's death

NSFW Heacanons

couple assorted SFW headcanons

Husk as an absent father

Headcanons going through Husk's life, up to his death

Husk nuzzling you so you smell like him

Husk's coping mechanism! (it's not great)

does he hate the name Husker?

he's too drunk to perform

Husk and religion

hehehe claw sucking

a reason for Overlord Husk to be fat

a magic trick goes wrong

assorted Overlord Husk horniness (NSFW!)

Husk's fluctuating weight

speculation about Husk and Alastor

possible future chapters of "If You're Lucky" (NSFW!)

Husk, US history, and legal gambling and alcohol

This man cannot fucking cook

Dominant Husk headcanons

Music (song links go to Tumblr posts that may or may not provide context for why I picked that song):

Full playlist

"Fallen Down" by Assemblage 23

"Forever 2013" by Bruderschaft

"Complex" by Dreams Divide

"The Modern Leper" by Frightened Rabbit

"Drown" by Imperative Reaction

"I Don't Remember" by Northern Lite

"Casino" by Toby Ash

I keep picking songs about drowning...

Drabbles:

Husk gushing about his S/O (centered around my self-insert, this was for me, sorry)

dancing with Husk in his room

dancing with Husk at a hotel party

playing with Husk's wings (NSFW!)

Husk dialogue during sex (NSFW!)

riding Husk (NSFW!)

Husk taking the lead with you (NSFW!)

Alastor interrupts (NSFW!)

Husk and the word "love"

to be Overlord Husk's spoiled pet...

massaging Husk's chest

more about being Overlord Husk's pet

Yandere Overlord Husk

Husk with a childhood friend of Alastor's

rough sex, Husk catching feelings

Other:

WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD FUCK THIS OLD MAN

some cool t-shirts I yoinked from the fan Wiki

me infodumping to an outsider with Wiki facts

that line from Finale that itches my brain so good

you fuck wrinkly ass cats stop fucking submitting it

official Valentine's Day card

"Sober" cover by Paranoid DJ (not on my playlist but still worth a look)

FOXY GRANDPA

the first appearance of the phrase "cat nipples". get used to it

Keith David singing "LOVE" by Nat King Cole

me making terrible daddy jokes

my excuse for everything that happens on this blog anymore

[the-crossover-mansion]

[MUSIC] 'Use Me Up VIP' (Original Music)

[changingplumbob]

You would like to submit a contestant? Awesome! Let my paranoid Joey give you the important details. There are three main sections: contestant criteria, entry style and what I need to know.

Contestant Criteria

Things your sim should be or not be

I have tested in game and Deanna will flirt/find attractive

Female frame identifying as female Female frame identifying as non binary Female frame identifying as female with intersex or trans traits

Must not be male. Deanna is not attracted to men (because she's a lesbian so yeah) so if you are submitting a trans female you will have to use the female frame for my mods to register her properly. In that case mods dictate she would have had top surgery (but up to you if you would like her to have had bottom surgery or not)

Their orientation should include attraction to females

Must have one trait that makes life difficult (clumsy, erratic, gloomy, high maintenance, hot headed, paranoid, squeamish, unflirty, freegan, glutton, kleptomaniac, lactose intolerant, lazy, slob, evil, jealous, loner, mean, non committal, snob, socially awkward - Deanna wants kids so sims with Hates Children will not be accepted)

Contestant should be human, alien, spellcaster or mermaid (because I cannot see myself being able to handle 6 werewolves and vampires at once) and a Young Adult because Deanna is still young

No romantic trait or any of the romantic aspirations

Please do not use sliders. I have a hard enough time keeping track of my mods and cc without including sliders. Likewise I do not use any custom traits in my game

You can use cc but please limit it to maxis match. Once the sim is in my game they will have my skin defaults, eye defaults, and eyelashes. I am happy to follow links for cc if it is not included in your download so long as it is NOT on curseforge

Please no cc with English words, simlish text only

Please do not use items from the Lovestruck Pack, Life and Death Pack or Journey to Baatu as I do NOT own these packs. I do not own any CAS kits so please do not dress your sims in these either

Please give your sim an outfit for each category (let me know if you don't have Seasons and I will do their hot/cold weather outfits. Alternatively do these as the last outfits in a category and let me know to transfer them over). Multiple outfits are fine as I imagine it will be a long challenge, but please keep a slot free for the party and formal category for me and my plans. If you do multiple outfits please try limit your cc as it will make it easier for me.

Since I do NOT own Lovestruck do not give your sim turn ons and turn offs because they'll be wiped when they are put in my game

If they have any skills they will be reset to zero when they enter my game

That's it. You sim can be of any ethnicity, body shape or style so long as they follow the above criteria. I will use MCCC to freeze physique when they join as well to keep them close to your vision

Likes and Dislikes information

In my rotational gameplay I have a system where I implement likes and dislikes as the sim ages. If you add likes/dislikes please do not do assign any more per category than stated below. You are of course welcome to do far less likes/dislikes all the way down to selecting no likes or dislikes at all. Knowing their favourite colour/s would be nice though...

4 Liked colours

3 Liked decor styles

3 Liked fashion styles

Activities: 7 Liked, 3 Disliked

Sim Characteristics: 7 Liked, 3 Disliked

Conversation: 8 Liked, 2 Disliked

Music: 8 Liked, 2 Disliked

While I won't tell you what Deanna's preferences are for Characteristics and Conversation topics I can tell you her preferences for activities. Likes: Comedy, Fitness, Rock Climbing, Bowling, Robotics, Wellness, Rocket Science Dislikes: Dancing, Skiing, DJ Mixing

Entry Style

So entry has three different types depending on how much you want to stay connected to your sim and their activities in the competition.

Drop and Run: You send me their download link. You are willing to answer some basic questions for their entry interview with Devin such as what is their job is if they have one. I'll send these out once I've created them.

Half a Glass: Drop and Run PLUS you are okay with me contacting you for story oriented questions. These will be questions like, if your sim wins a solo date this week where would they like to go (I'll provide a shortlist, I'm not expecting you to do all the work).

All In: Half a Glass PLUS you are okay with me contacting you for gameplay choices. In the competition there will be sections of skill building time and your sim will have the option to choose one of several skills that will produce better results in higher challenges. For example I would message you that there will be a certain number of skill building sections for your sim for the week and give you options for how they can spend these. You will then decide which skill they should focus on for each time.

For Drop and Run & Half a Glass contestants I will spin a wheel to randomly decide where your sim will spend their skill building time.

It will be easiest for me to send the questions via the ask box for you to reply to me privately (tumblr is great at not telling me I have normal messages so I can sometimes miss these) but if you would prefer me to message you directly, or your ask box is closed, please let me know.

To reply private to an ask (meaning only I will see the response) click ANSWER like normal. Then click the arrow to the right of Post Now to select Answer Privately.

What I need to know/receive

This can be messaged to me or included in a post you make of your sim.

If your sim was made with a custom preset please include it in the files. Likewise if they use custom eyes or heterochromia please add a note for me saying what eye colours they should have so I can make sure they look correct in my game

I have the LGBTQIA mod in my game. I will need to know your sims gender identity (cis female, trans female, intersex, non binary), what pronouns they use and their orientation (attracted to women, bisexual, demiromantic etc)

What entry type you wish to be (Drop and Run, Half a Glass or All In)

The download link (either in a post, via message or ask box). Please send this as a zip file on SFS, I can give you a code if you require one

A backstory to give me an idea of WHO your sim is. This will help me as I write for them to try reflect them accurately. You can go into as much depth as you want. Give me one sentence saying who they are or several paragraphs, it's all going to help

Answers to the following questions will have no effect on sims relationship gain or place in the competition, merely storytelling.

Would you prefer your sim to only build a romance bar with Deanna or are you fine with them getting flirty and/or intimate with other contestants?

Is your sim monogamous or would they be open to polyamory?

Would your sim be open to woohoo in the later stages of the competition?

Would your sim be open to flirting with Joey? Deanna's older brother is an aromantic allosexual and will likely try to hit up a sim or two

Further Details

Submissions open 6 at a time as I do not want to overestimate interest and groups of six will be the easiest household size for me. Submissions will be open until December 25th. Gameplay will begin mid-January so as not to interfere with the holiday period, or Hayley's current BC, even if all spots are filled before December 25th.

If you would like to submit a sim, but don't wish to say it's you submitting that sim, that is fine. I will still need you to message me with the above info though. Claim a spot via message or in the ask box (I'll reply privately).

If you have further questions please submit them to my inbox so I can make a F.A.Q post for anything I missed.

I hope you'll join me on this adventure!

[soapiemomorphine]

My Rottmnt Separated Au!// Masterpost

(*Dj Khalid voice *: Another one ) (scroll to bottom for links to other posts)

This one’s called:

How I Met Our Brothers

And it’s an au of my own inspired by all the greats, like @daedelweiss @dianagj-art @trubblegumm @red-rover-au and more! (Seriously go follow their blogs)

Mainly by @trubblegumm and by the feral Leo from @cupcakeslushie , and you’ll soon why

With out further ado;

DRUMROLL PLEASE DUN DUNNUNUUUUHHHHH

(Also dont worry ab my chicken scratch I have it all written down lol)

(Click for better quality lol)

Since my writing’s shit (lol) here’s the transcript for what I wrote: the character descriptions first, then the pluses from top to bottom

Donatello Hamato:

Raised by Splinter/Hamato Yoshi/Lou Jitsu in the sewers under Brooklyn

Started looking for his bros after his dad told him about them

Met April when he was 9 (she was 11)

He met Leo when they were both 11

Baron Michelangelo:

(I hc that Baron is a title, not a name; like Lord or Lady, so Mikey inherited Draxum’s title)

He’s been training to be a mystic warrior since he was born

Muninn (the one with a larger body and the underbite) wanted him to be named Angel, Huginn (the one with a larger head and overbite) wanted him to be Michael, so they compromised with the perfect name (don’t tell Draxum they saw it in a human pamphlet )

Raised by Draxum alone until he was seven

At 7 y/o he met Raph and ever since both Big Mama and Baron Draxum have joint custody over them

BM and BD raise them like a divorced couple, they alternate houses weekly and they celebrate each holiday twice, (Big Mama and Draxum only come together for their b-days)

Besties with Raph and Cass, (met Cass when he was 10, she was 13)

Rapheal Jitsu :

Training to be a mystic warrior since he was 9

Big Mama named him what she and Splinter would have named their first son; (he proposed to her, you can’t tell me that they didn’t talk ab baby names)

Big Mama was not the only secretive one in the relationship, she didn’t know what Splinter’s real last name was, (and as a gang leader she doesn’t use her name anymore) so yes, Jitsu is Raph’s legal last name

Met Mikey when he was 9 y/o

BM and BD raise them like a divorced couple, they alternate houses weekly and they celebrate each holiday twice, (Big Mama and Draxum only come together for their b-days)

Besties with Mike and Cass, (met Cass when he was 12, she was 13)

??????? —> Leonardo Hamato:

He grew up in the sewers in Staten Island, the one who brought him there was *REDACTED*

Staten Island is full on awful people, so nobody took him in, and he learned to fear people

Donnie found him, and named him Leonardo and gave him his birthday, making him 11

Other Info:

+ because Leonardo was hella malnourished as a growing young lad, Donnie ended up being the 2nd tallest by the time of the movie

+Splinter became more proactive in Donnie’s life ever since he lost sight of the other three brothers and became more proactive in his training when he met April because he’s more paranoid than he is in the show

+Don didn’t really care for Leo (he was comfortable as an only child and Leo changed his routine), until Leo got deathly sick and nearly died

+Big Mama and Draxum (somewhat) reformed only b/c Mikey and Raph would cry and throw tantrums (they won the moral argument slay) when they would talk ab their plans and beliefs (Draxum loves his children more that he hates humanity, and Big Mama finally learned how to love with Raph)

+Mama truly loved Splinter, but was insecure about him loving her as a Yokai (she had trust issues) and b/c her morals are hella skewed, it seemed like a great idea to keep him the only way she knew how, by putting him in Battle Nexus (and she makes bank with him there! In her mind it seemed like a win-win)

(Note: Big Mama’s and Splinter’s relationship will solely be as exes, because it would be hella unhealthy for Splints to trust her after she betrayed it like it. (They both lied to eachother during their relationship in this au) Their relationship in my comics and fanfics in this au will solely be as estranged exes, they will not be getting back together)

If this post gets like, at least 30 notes then ill post a comic on how Leo and Donnie met! (Edit: oh wow. U guys did it)

Lists of HIMOB Posts:

Disaster twins post

Sunset duo post

HIMOB Donnie meets the Canon Mad Dogs // Bonus Comic

Donnie and the Stranger: Part 1 // Part 2

The name Rapheal: Part 1 // Part 2

The Caretaker: Part 1 // TBC . . .