#upset about oscars race tho

[wikibird]

IS NORRIS ACTUALLY GONNA WIN??

[only-luce-the-goose]

Busted

A/N: it’s a little short, I’m sorry. My requests are open, I’m going to start writing for all Formula (Prema too).

Arthur Leclerc x Norris!reader

Warnings: upset Lando, making out, little swearing, indicated to smut (none tho)

Based off this comment ⬇️

@barcelonaloverf1life thank you!! 🫶🏻

You had followed Lando around your whole life, he was your big brother. You love him to pieces. Some might say you were more excited that him when he was announced as an official Formula 1 driver. You came with him to every race, getting to know a lot of the drivers very well. Becoming close friends with a Spaniard, which led to a Monegasque, which led to a certain younger brother.

That was three years ago. Now, you and Arthur had been secretly dating for over a year. You expertly hid your relationship from your brothers, especially Lando. You know Charles wouldn’t have too much of a problem with his brother dating you. You also know that Lando was explode if he knew you were dating the impulsive idiot from Oscar’s Prema days.

It was time, once again, for the Monaco gp. One of the very few times a year you could publicly be seen with your boyfriend for a good reason. After making sure Lando was busy getting ready for the race, you slipped over to the Ferrari garage. Arthur was leaning against a wall, talking to his brother and an engineer when he spotted you. He clapped his brother on the shoulder and took off towards you.

It had been way too long (a couple days) since you had last seen each other and all you wanted to do was kiss him. Which you couldn’t, because you were in public. “I have an idea” you said as you turned to him. You snuck him through the McLaren garage and into your brothers driver room. You knew he wouldn’t be coming back until much later so you knew you had time.

You closed the door and pushed Arthur into it. You gripped his broad shoulder with one hand and tangled the other in his hair, bringing him down to your lips. You both began feverishly making out, tongues fighting. When Arthur won, he pushed you into the wall next to the door. His hands slipped under your shirt to play with your tits through your bra, his knee moved in between your legs and applied pressure to your clit. You started grinding on the knee, letting out little whimpers until the door to the drivers room opened. “WHAT THE FUCK”

Lando grabbed Arthur’s shirt and yanked him backwards as Oscar rushed in “what happened?” “Your prema mate was eating my sisters face off” Lando said as he kept prattling on “this is ridiculous. And in my room for fucks sake! Why now y/n? Why the sudden interest?” Lando asked. Arthur moved to answer, immediately being glared at my Lando. If looks could kill, Arthur would already be six feet under.

Lando looked at you, waiting for your answer. “Actually, Lando, Arthur and I have been dating for over a year. We didn’t want to tell you because we knew how you would react” Lando’s jaw hit the floor. “I’m getting Charles” he grumbled. Charles walked in five minutes later, we were both sitting together on the floor. “Finally got busted?” He laughed.

Lando looked at him, dumbfounded. “You knew?!!” He screeched. “I had my suspicions, until I walked in on them making it. They didn’t even know I was there” Charles admitted “come with me” he said afterwards. Charles took Lando outside and had a long talk with him. When they came back, Lando announced “I have a deal to make little Leclerc. Make my sister happy and I won’t murder you. Break or hurt her in anyway and you will never think about racing again”

Arthur nodded, agreeing with Lando. After everyone left the room, you turned to Arthur and said “I can’t believe we finally got busted. I thought it would have happened way sooner!” That made Arthur laugh.

[charlesslut16]

Hii I wanted to request an oscar x reader. Like where they have a fight about something stupid and the reader decides to sleep on the couch but the reader cant sleep without him. Thx

-lagom-

summary : lagom: not too much, not to little, just right. That's was what you had with Oscar...

PAIRING : oscar piastri x reader

WARNINGS : none?

note : i chnaged it a bit but i hope you still like it. Love you!

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You didn't normally argue with Oscar, you mostly had the same thoughts on a thing as you did. But when you did fight, it was normally over absolutely nothing. 

Oscar had been gone for several weeks, and you had just had enough already. You wanted a boyfriend who sees you almost every day. Oscar was traveling country after county for the races.

"I'll be back before you know it, Y/N" you had tears in your eyes.

"I can't do it, Oscar! I can't do it anymore! You never have time for me anymore! You're always away! Do you not care about me anymore? I will keep floating around like a ghost. It's totally fine, let's pretend I just don't exist. You come back for like 2 days, and then you're gone again! I want someone to be with me as much as possible! I want someone to hug!" 

You stopped yelling for a minute and looked at Oscar's expression. You ran out of the room balling your eyes out, realizing you weren't meant to say that. Furthermore, you ran into the bathroom and slammed the door shut. 

You sat on the toilet seat and sulked into your hands. You couldn't help but cry loudly. Not on purpose, obviously. But minutes later you walked out of the bathroom into your guest, room.

As it had been already late, you decided to sleep there. You didn't want to go back to him and apologize, even tho you knew that the words you used were harsh.

You made everything ready for bed and laid on it. Not only that, but you tried to go to sleep, but the argument was stuck in your head. And you couldn't sleep that well without Oscar.

When Oscar was with you, he held you, or you held him. Cuddled until you both fell into a deep slumber. Even when he wasn't with you, he called you, so you could fall asleep while you were facetiming.

But now that the season was getting stressful, Oscar didn't have time for you anymore. He rarely called or texted you. You knew that he was busy, but it still made you upset.

You understood, you always did.

At the beginning of your relationship, you knew what you were getting into, but now it was very hard for you. You wanted a boyfriend that you saw every or every two days. But with Oscar that couldn't be the case.

You were lying in the guest bed and couldn't sleep. You had turned and moved to other positions, but nothing had worked. Oscar was what you needed. His comfort.

But then Oscar knocked on the door and walked in.

"Y/N, can we please talk about this? We need to talk". 

You looked up at him and slightly nodded. He sat on the bed and looked at you with guilt and worry.

"I know I'm traveling a lot. I'm sorry babe. But If you leave me, I won't have anything to love, cuddle and look forward to when I'm coming close to the end of the season. I know this is hard, and I'm sorry I try to fly you out as much as I can, and you know that"

"I'm so sorry, Oscar. It wasn't supposed to come out like that, I mean, it's how I feel but the way I said it wasn't really all that good. I feel horrible, and I do appreciate everything you do for me. I love you, Oscar" 

"I love you too, baby. But, can you please come back to bed. I can't sleep without you, and as I see you can't either." 

You nodded at him and stepped on the floor. He took your hand in his and walked with you to your shared bedroom, so you could cuddle and talk about what else was on your mind.

But one thing was clear. Neither of you could sleep without the other one for very long. You were each other's safe place.

[nanatia]

After rewatching charles interview I find even more crazy that people got so mad, because it honestly wasn't that bad. Petty and a bit bitchy sure. But nothing other drivers hadn't already done before. Especially some of the more popular ones like carlos; max and lando. So it's weird that some fans of these drivers are acting like charles did something horrible. Like some of the things that max said about checo before were way more savage and those people thought it was funny. Carlos going on the media last year calling Oscar immature was funny.

Lando has direspected other drivers (including lewis hamilton) multiple times but hey is just british humor, you guys don't get it.

But with charles why the overreaction?

I think it's overall a huge hypocrisy. And you are right to point out those drivers especifically, because their fans (especially on twitter) were probably the ones making the biggest drama about charles words even tho their drivers are always at the scene of the crime.

I also think while charles words weren't nice people start to exaggerate in a way as if they want more reasons to be mad, you know? Taking his words and twisting into something worse that they were.

Like that part he said "I wasn't the right person for him to do that" I saw people reacting to that saying things like "who he thinks he is???" "He thinks he's so important".

When to me is very obviously what he mean is that I wasnt the right person for him to do that, because I'M HIS FREAKING TEAMMATE. and yknow trying a risky move in the first laps of the race on your own teammate is not ideal, you're risking a double dnf when the race barely started.

I think it's very obvious but they think he was being super arrogant or whatever.

So like people were upset and started to twist his words to mean something worse. I also find hilarious how they're demanding an apology when this was never expected for any of the times other drivers did or say some shit. And when carlos himself also made petty comments about charles in the media, saying he complains too much, but that I guess doesn't need an apology, because carlos has a permit to say or do whatever he wants because people think it's hot.

[safetycar-restart]

hiiii!! my brain is rotting bc of last weekends race with Logan and im on my period so thinking about it is making me sad but, how do you think his dom (and oscar?) make him feel less upset cuz seeing him have to stay out there for so many laps by himself made me cry. he was doing so well :((. i think that to him it jus kinda reinforces the idea that he doesn’t really deserve a good dom (which ofc he does, he’s so perfect) but it hurts his soul sm. idk tho, I’m really tired, xx 🎾

Seeing Logan just sitting there for so many laps was so sad!!! Poor baby!!! I’m also assuming this is d/s au since you mentioned Logan having a Dom. And wow I’ve missed writing for these two!!! Poly!logan/oscar has such a special place in my heart (also anything Logan has a special place in my heart).

After Logan crashed out, you seemed to be the only one in the garage who actually cared where he was. You knew Logan had gotten out of the car, but no one had gone to fetch him, and the next shot of that area showed the car had been removed and Logan was no where in sight.

The team explained to you that there wasn’t an easy way to fetch him from that location, and seemed happy to just let him stay wherever he was until the race was over. You couldn’t believe they weren’t more concerned.

Though you knew you were a little biased. As Logan’s Dom, the thought of him all alone in the cold somewhere after he crashed out was terrifying. Your sub was cold and sore and alone and there was nothing you could do.

Logan, meanwhile, is having the worst time ever. He feels so useless and sad, having crashed out once more. And he just… he needs his Dom. He needs to be held and told he’s still a good sub.

And the longer he’s sat all alone, the worse he feels. He just wants to be alone with you and Oscar. That’s it. That’s all he wants.

He can’t stop himself from thinking about all those things, because he’s all alone. His thoughts spiral and all he can think is how Oscar is still out there racing and how you’d be much better off if you didn’t have to deal with him and just had Oscar, just had someone who could actually race.

By the time Logan eventually gets back, he’s soaked from the rain and shivering and so so close to just breaking down because he’s so sad.

The moment you see him, you just pull him right into your arms, shocked at how cold he is and immediately bringing him back to his driver room to warm up and get him into some comfy clothes. It’s a testament to how scared Williams are of you that they don’t even try to speak to Logan. They know better.

To your surprise, the moment you have Logan alone he’s apologising? Saying he’s so sorry he’s such a useless sub and he’ll do better and he just needs another chance.

You can’t believe what you’re hearing. Logan gets left out in the cold and yet he’s the one apologising?

You try to reassure him, promising him that you love him and he will always be your sub, that being your sub will never ever be contingent on performance. Never.

Just as Logan starts to calm, Oscar arrives and he wants blood.

Oscar had heard about how Logan was left out in the cold and the moment the race was over he was sprinting to the Williams hospitality to find him. The moment he’s there, he’s grabbing Logan and pulling him into his arms, holding Logan so tight that he can barely breath.

“They left you out there,” Oscar mumbles, “they fucking left you out there. How dare they??”

Logan relaxes into Oscar, sagging into his arms out of pure relief that Oscar isn’t mad at him.

“It’s fine,” logan says against Oscar, “I deserved it.”

Oscar pulls away, pouting, “no, no you didn’t. Don’t say that, do you understand me? Don’t say that!”

As it turns out, you don’t even need to give Logan the talking to about his self worth, your other sub is doing it instead.

Oscar goes on a tangent, telling Logan he deserves so much better than how he was treated and how everyone makes mistakes and one day it will be his day and if he dares to suggest that he deserved it one more time, Oscar will will hit him.

Once Oscar is satisfied with telling off Logan, he turns to you and asks if the three of you can finally go back to the hotel so that he can suck Logan’s dick.

[httpsserene]

my bahrain 2024 grand prix recap:

if it were anybody but max in p1 and they had the same exact race with the same exact lead on p2, they would’ve been driver of the day. did i still vote for carlos, yes.

a ferrari p3 and p4 is a win—i don’t care what people say 😤 we have to celebrate this as a win because it may never happen again this season. that being said,,, if i hear “we are checking” more than two times in a race, i am cutting somebodies head off at ferrari, and until an improved result is shown more heads will roll :)

did i expect anything different in mercedes’ performance today? no. am i still upset? yes. overall: if both george and lewis could qualify high i think they could have relatively gold race results. they’ve got to find a way of avoiding traffic and dirty air to prevent them from lifting and coasting, but alas, that is inevitable in formula one.

mclaren…i actually am mildly indifferent about my boys. obviously i want them to be higher up as i HOPE the car has made more improvements from last year. i want a lando win, and plenty of lando or oscar on podiums! i need menace mclaren annoying the hell out of red bull this year!

visacashappracingbulls….what the fuck was that at the end 😀 perhaps invest in future planning if you want to overtake a haas. that was embarrassing a lil but. i feel for yuki but i also feel for daniel.

williams; i haven’t looked into what happened with logan but i will be checking! i want him and alex to both do well, and at least have one of them get points today but, it is what it is. i feel like it’ll come in time tho

alpine, go ahead and clock out! if they DNS every race from this point forward they will probably have the same amount of point even if they raced. which is 0 LMAO 😭

aston; same as mercedes really qualify higher and perhaps they will end the race better (truly i think, maybe, that can be said for anyone LMAO but i mean in the sense that they could maintain a higher position better than other teams regardless of their qualifying position if that makes sense?)

stake, sauber, kick, whatever the hell um you’re definitely on the track. i couldn’t miss the car if i tried. also couldn’t miss that 56 second pit stop!

anita max wynn

lewis has such a fat ass that it broke the seat

give me my damn pitstop times CONSISTENTLY. it was funny seeing the 52 from sauber but hell not seeing the others

oscar tried to stay ahead of lewis and it didn’t work but it was a good attempt! keep the confidence up bestie

i did not forget about george potentially leaking fluid at one point or charles’ breaks, or lewis’ battery, or the entire mercedes car—but im just happy it’s over lmao

ONE RACE IN NO DNF, NO CRASHES, NO RED FLAGS, how long will this last?!!!

i’ll see y’all next saturday with another race recap 🫡

[press-f1-to-grieve]

yup here comes the yapping. considering my blog also includes both landoscar content and what one may consider anti lando content, especially during singapore gp, i feel that maybe this will double as a sort of clarification on where i stand with lando for those who came across my blog and might have seen this as mixed signal.

tl;dr: no i don't hate him. i don't even hate mclaren. i still can relate to lando and honestly, by hating him i'd be too massive of a hypocrite. there will still be landoscar and lando content on my blog. stuffs i reblogged, i didn't see them as anti because to me they were just fun jabs or for reference or what i think is valid criticism/concerns, but i'll try to tag more mindfully just in case you found me from my landoscar posts and reblogs and these posts upset you. we are just here for fun mostly after all, and i want to be mindful of how much hate lando has been getting lately, and how what i view is a fun jab might not be fun for you if you are a lando/mclaren fan, especially at the moment.

so the clip i saw on here that alerted me to what happened was from @/ef-1 (not tagging them properly because this is just a random rant but if they find my post and wishes to be tagged properly, i will gladly do so). i did track the stream down and watched the entire moment play out along with everything surrounding it just to make sure i didn’t miss anything. full disclaimer tho, that i did not watch the entirety of the nearly 5 hours long stream, but i did skip around and i didn’t encounter any more words regarding this.

unfortunately, after watching, it actually made lando look worse to me personally, and it pains me a lot because i actually like lando, but health and safety is kinda a line for me (i image it is for many too). for some context, if i say i’m a fan, or that i actively ship two people together, it is automatically a given that i like both parties to certain extent. there is, of course, bias and hierarchy taking place. fact is i do adore max slightly more than charles, both of them more than oscar, and oscar more than lando, but ultimately, i do in fact, adore them all. i watch f1 for fun (insert laugh track here), and i would just personally prefer that i don’t end up hating or disliking anybody for my own sake. i could and would dislike their actions if i think it’s a dick move, but i don’t want to dislike them, the person. there’s a big distinction there for me personally.

now, i don’t think what lando said in the stream has turned me into a hater, but it certainly is bumping my view of him a little lower. the fact he saw news about the health and safety of his fellow drivers, but instead of feeling concerned, he reacted in such way, even after his friend gently reminded him that he didn't have full context, is kinda a red flag to me. i would like to think that lando, with or without knowing about the merc drivers’ state after the race, would understand that george (apparently is supposed to be his friend?), lewis, and mercedes, like them or not, have more professionalism than a bunch of school children trying to get out of class. that maybe, if it’s warranted an update, then it was justifiably fucking bad, and that people saw enough evidence to be worried about the state of the drivers, hence needing official words from the team to put their minds at ease.

but, i can’t exactly sit here and lie to myself that i am "the best person” material. his insecurity and the defensive shield he seems to constantly hold is something i certainly can relate. this here might be pure projecting, but i think he wants to be good, however, because he still has plenty to work on, it’s a constant tug of war inside himself, hence the fragmented way his image is. anyway, i was there once. it’s not a fun place to be in, so i hope he finds his way out. and while i personally believe that there is no time limit for when a person can turn themselves around, i’d say the sooner the better it will be for him, simply because he is a public figure. i just don’t want him to get any more hate (which, tough luck, public figure), he’s no doubt receiving enough already, because it won’t help with anything (also doesn’t mean i’m saying he should be coddled either). i just feel there is a risk of pushing him toward lumping both hate and valid criticism together and disregarding them both in an attempt to protect himself, but where is the turning point, only those he is close with will know and can help him in time, i’m just some dumbass online. i think he’s a little more fragile mentally than most if not all on the grid (there is probably a percentage of me self projecting here but i feel it’s a valid belief), so the quicker the people around him realize that and get him the help he needs, the better. the quicker he can get himself in check, the more it’ll benefit both him and his image, especially with the shit that has been going down this season.

[disneyprincemuke]

i love love LOVEEEE ur stories so much. <3 (especially vettel reincarnate!!!!!) but im dying for ur thoughts on what would’ve happened if reader hadn’t forgiven logan (i love me some angst) like how would’ve everything turned out?? with her, logan AND oscar </3 the sudden change of things.. maybe at some point they become friends again but not best friends and logan has to watch her become closer to max (& charles) she ends up slowly drifting away from oscar too even if she doesn’t realize it and it just hurts both boys deeply </3 (pls im on my knees begging for some angst, i know they were still in f2 when this happened but..)

hi i’m going to need you to apologise for this one actually thank you very much

HMMM okay okay so i think that the journey back home would have been AWKWARD as hell because she just steers away from logan every single chance she gets, and she typically sticks by oscar or xyriel at the airport

and this is where it gets complicated right, cause logan and oscar kinda live part time in HER house and they’re in prema together… imo she definitely just locks herself in her room most of the time crying and being upset (because she actually really really likes him) and goes to f2 races by herself and sticks with frederik while keeping short conversations with oscar and forcing banter with logan for their marketing material

eventually, it gets too awkward at home so logan moves out to get his own place.. so the next year when oscar is most likely gone often because he’s with alpine, she kind of just goes around by herself and lets frederik & liam stick with logan because she doesn’t want to make logan feel like he’s alone and that everyone’s siding with her (and they’re not, but it’s hard enough being logan as u can tell so they just listen to her wishes to just stick by his side more than hers)

when they gEt into f1 tho, it’s even more awkward because they’re the four rookies at the start of the year if u count nick and liam is also there, so she just stays away from logan and keeps their relationship and conversations professional. and in the normal vettel reincarnate storyline, she’s generally closer to the older drivers on the grid like max, charles, alex and all, so they really incorporate her into their group to make her feel welcome (also because max really just likes her bc he thinks she’s adorable and changing history and that’s what he’s all about)

all the while, oscar and logan are still pretty good friends, and it upsets them a little when she keeps conversations and interactions very minimal, and she can barely even look logan in the eye which sparks up the qn if anything happened between them but they just keep denying it to everyone else. (she’s still good friends with oscar, but they’re not as close as they used to be and it upsets him bc he practically grew with her </3)

stan twitter also goes crazy and at their sudden distance

[l-norris]

The second-to-last race before summer break has arrived, and yet again I have written down my own commentary, poking a little fun and trying to be funny I guess.

DISCLAIMER: Remember that this is just for shits and giggles, I'm not trying to actually hate on any of the drivers cuz all (most) of them are very dear to me!

Pre-race anxiety is strong

McLaren 1-2 start

Formation lap starts

Lando is hurrying through it

It's lights out and away we go!

Lando, Max and Oscar three-wide into turn 1

Max goes wide, rejoins in second

Lando bottles it once more (sigh)

Oscar is first

Max under investigation for leaving the track and gaining an advantage (3)

Checo in 18th rip

Max has to give the position back to Lando (4)

He's not happy

very aggressive

McLaren 1-2

First pitstops by Kevin, Alex and Esteban (7)

People are actually going for three-stops

very bold

Accidentally deleted the draft for this, had to start over (rip)

Oscar being told to save tires in lap 2 already help😭

They're just cruising along, saving tires (13)

"Lando, your race is with Verstappen"

Uh... yeah I sure hope so?😬

Fernando does not give a shit about what Lance does (so real) (15)

Pit window is open (16)

Lewis pits (17)

Lando pits (18)

Slight issues on front-left

Max complains (what a surprise)

Oscar pits (19)

Good stop

"Think about plan C" oh no Charlie, oh no no no😬

Just like old times

Max and Carlos pit (21)

Slow stop from Max

Checo is in 8th🤯 (22)

Charles first, yet to pit

Lewis fastest lap (23)

Charles pits (23)

Lando pulls away from Lewis (25)

Carlos is plowing through the field (26)

Quick PSA: Logan is not last!🎉

Oscar fastest lap (28)

Lewis falls back (28)

Checo, Pierre and Danny pit (29)

Fuck VCarb, all my homies hate VCarb

Charles fastest lap (30)

Yuki pits (30)

Max is in Lewis' DRS

George pits (34)

Pierre retires again after DNF-ing in Silverstone (34)

Lewis locks up, goes wide

Max passes

Max goes wide

Lewis passes

That was funny to watch

Lando gains on Oscar (36)

More complaining from Max

Lewis holds Max up so nicely (38)

Keep the scrap up boys :)

Even more complaining

"He sounds like a man who could've used a bit more sleep last night" HELP HAHAHAHA

Lewis and Charles pit (41)

Nothing is going Max' way apparently

McLaren strategists cooking?!

Lando pits (45)

2.3 second stop

Oscar pits (47)

McLaren don't fuck this up for Oscar I swear

...

Brother eugh

Nevermind McLaren strategists didn't cook AT ALL

massively overreacted to undercut Lewis tbh

McLaren want them to swap positions

Oscar almost bins it

Oh, Lando wants Oscar to work for it😵‍💫

Oh no, oh dear...

Max pits (50)

Red Bull fucked their strategy lmfao

Oscar catches up to Lando

"Lando radio check please" LMAO PLS

Temporary moment of deafness

Max is grumpy

Oh jeez

"Multi-21, anyone?" Crofty please😭😭😭

10 laps to go

McLaren are playing the emotional card now

Fuck you McLaren

Honestly yeah Lando, you're right, Oscar should catch up if he wants the win /hj

Max locks up

divebombs Lewis

and goes flying

Mad Max is back (63)

Rejoins in fifth... so lost everything he made up

GP scolds Max like a toddler😬

Max under investigation again (after the race tho) (67)

And the McLaren boys finally swapped😮‍💨(68)

This 1-2 is so, so bittersweet

The strategy ruined it for me

But hey!

Oscar won!

McLaren 1-2, but at what cost?

I need some strong liqueur and a cigarette after all this

At least Lando doesn't seem too upset about it

I hope this won't have consequences for them

Well, they both seem pretty high-spirited

I think we're good

So unusual to not have Max on the Podium podcast /hj

Oscar protecting his trophy from Lando😭 pls they're so goofy

Champagne Pop is back baby!

... feel free to add on :)

... This race subtracted multiple years off my lifespan. Fuck VCarb for ruining Dannys race, fuck McLaren and their strategy for ruining the 1-2 for us.

Also, important PSA since I've seen some negative stuff about the whole teamorder thing from McLaren:

Remember, don't blame either Oscar OR Lando for the drama, no matter what side you're on. This is totally on the team for fucking up the strategy once again.

Thank you for your attention, have a nice rest of your day :)

[captainnameless]

Can’t stop imagining Lando calling Daniel to moan about the race and commiserate over how shit McLaren is, Lando eventually getting teary and emotional, Daniel’s heart breaking that he’s not there to comfort him in person… their reunion at Danny’s first race back (Australia?? Surely??) is gonna be an emotional one for sure !!

please, Lando’d be so worried thinking about if he could call Daniel. 🥺 deep down he knows he can, knows Daniel told him to call or text whenever wherever and he wants to, he really wants to. but he feels guilty calling, moaning about a team that didn’t give him a competitive car to the guy who was kicked to the curb by said team last year doesn’t feel very good.

His hand’s hovering above the call button for minutes, he’s going back and forth and the thoughts racing through his mind aren’t helping him think clearly. He’s curled up into the pillow of the hotelroom, the room dark apart from the light that emits from his bright phone screen.

He’s not sure if it’s divine intervention or if maybe he didn’t cancel the call quick enough for it not to go through when he accidentally pressed it, when Daniel’s name suddenly flashed up on his phone. The contactpicture is Daniel pulling a funny face back in Texas, cowboy hat still on his head. It makes his heart ache.

He answers the phone but doesn’t speak, listens to the static for a bit before Daniel’s voice sounds.

“Sup Buddy.”

Lando breathes out a loud sigh, blinking back the tears rapidly filling his eyes as he tries to say hi back. It comes out incomprehensible and probably sounds a bit pathetic. His suspicion is confirmed when Daniel’s voice goes sympathetic with his reply.

“Oh Bub, it’s alright.”

“It’s not!” At least he’s seemed to have found his voice again. Tears are free falling now and Lando scrubs at his face angrily. It’s not fair. It’s not fair he’s stuck driving a tractor for a car when he wants to give his all to this team. It’s not fair Oscar DNF’d. It’s not fair he got stuck running testing programs and pitting 5 times in the first race of the season. It’s not fair Daniel isn’t here. It’s not fair he’s alone in a hotelroom tonight.

“It’s no fair.” When he speaks he realizes Daniel’s been talking. About how there’s still so much development there’s probably still to be found, so much potential to extract and he feels even worse having Daniel try and explain to him why he should feel better about the car he’s driving when he has a seat.

“I’m sorry.” He chokes out, but Daniel cuts him off before he gets too far down the rabbit hole of self reproach.

“No, nuh-uh. You don’t get to be sorry for expressing your feelings, Bub.”

“But-.”

“No.” Daniel sounds firm even over the phone and Lando sniffs. “You’re allowed to be upset,” Daniel continues. “It was a shitty race for you, for the team.”

Lando manages some sort of noise of agreement, wiping at his nose. “It was.”

It’s silent for a bit, Lando breaks it.

“I miss you.”

There’s more silence before a deep sigh.

“I miss you too, Buddy. Lots.”

Lando feels like crying again, but tries his hardest to blink back the tears. “See you soon tho, right?”

“Straya, baby!” Daniel sounds cheerier, and Lando can hear the grin he must have on his face. It causes his own small smile to appear.

“Just a little wait left, we’ll have a blast, Bud!”

“I wanna hold a Koala.” Lando says. “But not the ones that give you chlamydia.”

Daniel snorts. “We can make that happen.”

[alberteatsglass]

a hundred bad days, a hundred good stories - part 3!

Warnings: uhhhhh nothing that i can think of the other parts should be on my blog somewhere hope you didnt forget about this (tho you probably did)

Word Count: 2039 this be a long chapter

Edited: not really

Parring’s: ahh none in this chapter

-

Jack and Race made their way down the street. Moonlight lit most of their path because a lot of the streetlamps had broken bulbs or weren’t bright enough. It was still quiet outside because all the people from the show had already gone home. The only sound was the boy’s breath and footsteps on the concreate. It was too quiet for Race’s liking now, so he tried to start a conversation.

“So, this place we’re going,” Race tried to get Jacks attention. “What is it, some kind of secret tunnel town, or?”

“Just an abandoned buildin’.” Jack replied not really focusing on race.

“Isn’t that, kinda, illegal?” race looked up at him.

“Not if you don’t get caught,” Jack laughed at his own joke, “But really Medda owns the building.”

“Then isn’t it not abandoned?”

“No, Medda didn’t own the building when me and Crutchie first arrived.” Jack explained to him, and race seemed to mostly understand.

“Oh?” race looked back down at the concrete.

“Me and Crutchie found the building, started living in there, and then Medda found us.”

“Why didn’t she just bring you guys into her home or something?”

“Well there were around five of us at that point, cause we found kids on the street and invited them to live there to.” Jack smiled as he recalled the memory. “Medda did tell us that we were doing illegal things and scolded us, but she decided to buy the building, so it wasn’t the end of the world. Of course, that was after we refused to let her help us, me and Crutchie wouldn’t let her take us in, didn’t want to bother her you know, she’s a kind woman.”

“Well, at least she wanted to help you.”

“True, and she is still 100% ready to adopt all,” He had to do some mental math for a moment, “all god knows how many of us.”

The rest of the walk was quiet until they made it to the building.

“Oh my god, you guys got a meth lab going or something?” 

Jack laughed and walked closer to the run-down building.

The building was about two stories high. It was almost all exposed brick walling and both the side, and the back walls had graffiti littered all over them. Some of the windows were boarded up and others shattered. This building seemed to be the aesthetic of the whole city. It was worn down, and kinda shady looking but also could be a promising home for at least a couple months.

They walked in together and a lot of kids were standing and sitting around the first floor. The entire inside was almost completely blank only with scattered pieces of mismatch furniture about. In the middle of the room there was a kid in an oversized t-shirt with some sweatpants talking to another kid. That wasn’t the only noticeable thing about him though. His brown hair fell flat on his head as if he had recently brushed it, unlike all the other kids, and he was leaning on a silver crutch.

When he saw Jack, his whole face lit up and he broke out in an award-winning smile. He hobbled as quick as he could and gave Jack a giant hug.

“Jack! How was the show today?” The boy asked him. He spoke a bit to fast, so Race could barely hear the words.

“It was good, how is Boots doing?” jack asked him quieter.

“Boots is. . .all right, if you want it in a positive light.” The boy told him, looking down.

“Charlie, tell me the truth.” Jack put a hand on his shoulder and made eye contact with him.

“Fine, he was coughing violently this morning and coughed up some blood!” he shouted, looking down further.

“Well I just wanted to know.” Jack told him, softening his voice a bit, seeing he was getting upset. “You know it wasn’t your fault.”

“I know. . .” he sighed. “But I’s there when it happened!”

“Come on,” Another teen walked up to he, pushing up his glasses. “Oscar was holding your crutch and you were on the pavement. No offence, but you really couldn’t have done anything.”

“Oscar was doing, what now Specs?” Jack eyed the boy.

“Oh, um, forget I said anything!” His checks flared up as he remembered he was told not to tell Jack about his side of the other day. Specs then went back over with two other kids and pretended like none of that happened.

Jack started to say something, but then Crutchie looked back and saw Race awkwardly fidgeting near the door.

“Jack, who’s that?”

“That’s Racer, he’s new and going to be stayin’ here for a while.”

“Oh, hello!” he flashed him a smile. “My names Charlie, but most people around here call me Crutchie.” He told Race slightly waving his crutch around in the air standing on his good foot. Race looked down and noticed his other foot was twisted almost all the way back.

“Oh, my foots been like that since birth, no big deal- just means I have to use a crutch.” Crutchie cut in as Jack was about to snap at Race about starring.

Just then a shout could be heard a crossed the room.

“This is my spot, get your own!” A kid yelled.

“Last time I CHECKED it didn’t have your NAME ON IT!” Jack sighed turning his attention to the boys.

“I might want to break up that fight before it gets bad. . .” Jack walked over to them.

“Don’t worry, Hot Shot and Myron always end up fighting about the nice chair next to the window.” Crutchie told Race. “Its as traditional as Christmas here.”

Crutchie chuckled and went back with Jack to settle the argument.

Another boy walked up to Race after Crutchie. This boy was wearing a yellow long-sleeved shirt and skinny jeans.

“Heyo.” The boy said standing next to Race watching the two kids starts to throw hands. “Damn, them boys are really going at it aren’t they.”

“Yeah, is it normally this violent?” race asked, a little concerned watching the scene play out. The one race was told was named ‘hotshot’ had the other boy in a head lock on the ground. Jack was trying to step in between the two but by the looks of it the fight wasn’t going to be stopping anytime soon.

“When is it not?”

“True.”

“I’m Albert.”

“Race.” He didn’t seem like talking further about his name, so albert dropped the subject understanding.

“So, you got a place to sleep here?” Race shook his head. “Come with me then, I have an open space in my room.”

“Your room?”

“Yeah usually its three people to a room, but there’s only me and Boots, if random strangers walk in just go with it. Our room ends up being a community center when people are fighting.”

“Oh, ok?”

They walked up to the stair case across the room. There were two kids around the staircase and one of them was loudly telling a story, while the other one listened.

“Yo, Al, you know the password?” A kid asked him. They had light brown hair that was messily cut short and a light blue sweater on that clearly didn’t fit them. The person next to them had a camo jacket and straight black hair, not seeming to care about the two walking up to the stairs.

“is it let me up these stairs or I will throw you into the river?” ‘Al’ joked.

“not even close.” The first kid said crossing their arms.

“come on smalls you change it every other hour!”

“no password no entrance.”

“sniper help me out here!” the girl on the stairs laughed.

“sorry you heard what they said albert, but maybe we will let your new friend up no fee.” She made piercing eye contact with race.

“oh, uh, hi I’m race.” He awkwardly waved.

“sniper, and this is-”

“I’m smalls!” ‘smalls’ cut in.

Race and them talked a little long while albert cut in occasionally, not really focusing on them. The fight between hotshot and Myron calmed down and he felt really tired, but at the same time race looked like he was enjoying himself so it wasn’t like albert could just force him to go. As albert was starting to get lost in thought someone walked down the stairs.

“oh, spot colnon nice of you to join us.” Sniper smirked looking up at him from where she was sitting but not actually getting up.

“hi spot!” smalls said standing up to let him through.

“what!” albert exclaimed “you let him through and not me? I thought I was your bestest best friend smalls I have been betrayed.”

‘Spot Colnon’ was shorter than he looked at the top of the stairs but still looked like he could beat up anyone who looked at him wrong, witch intimidated race a little. He looked tough and scary but race soon found out that wasn’t really the case.

Spot laughed at what albert said. “guess I’ve taken your spot as smalls bestest best friend albert, how does it feel?”

“taken his spot.” Smalls whispered to sniper making her laugh.

“feels like smalls forgot about the ice cream I bought them yesterday.” Albert crossed his arms in mock betrayal. “you remember that smalls?”

“yeah well- remember when I helped you prank jack the other week smalls? Does that count for friend points?” spot mimicked albert’s crossed arms.

“I think you are both forgetting who is the supertastic bestest best friend here” sniper stated.

“supertastic bestest best friend?” albert and spot asked at the same time. Smalls simply shrugged laughing.

“wait, is this a new kid? I thought jack said-”

“yes, his name is race and I’m sure he is tired of introducing himself.” Albert cut spot off fast.

“well, as you probably heard by now im spot.” Spot stuck out his hand for a handshake and race took the offer.

“that there is sPoT CoLnOn kInG oF bRoOkLyN.” Smalls did the worst Brooklyn accent they could. Spot tried not to laugh at that, but sniper did.

“that there is my-” spot hesitated for a moment.

“sister,” smalls finished for him. “and im not sure why you are always that concerned you know ill correct you.”

“I know, just don’t want to get it wrong is all, really should buy you a pronoun pin or something- you know they makes ones with a dial thing so you can change it without having to get a new one.”

“I don’t need you buying me nothing.” Smalls replied biting her bottom lip a little.

“well your birthday is coming up-”

“drop it.” Sniper cut in because she felt an argument coming “you two can argue later, shouldn’t we be focusing on race at the moment?”

All their eyes turned to where race was standing. He had just been watching the two bicker back and forth and it was a little surprising to him any of them realized he was still there. His head snapped up and he got out of his head.

“what about him?” albert asked.

“well where is he going to stay, we don’t have a lot more room- I thought jack was the one saying we shouldn’t let more people stay here.” Spot crossed his arms, looking over to where jack was.

“don’t be an ass!” exclaimed smalls hitting his arm.

“he is right though; this is just another person we are going to have to take care of.” Sniper said quieter, not meeting smalls eyes. “I don’t even know where race is going to sleep for the night looking at how many kids are already here; we have three to a room already.”

“so what if he has to sleep on the floor at least he is out of the rain right?” albert cut in, “he is going to stay in my room anyway so what does it matter to you?”

Spot crossed his arms “im not going to argue with you just- I need to talk to jack.” And with that spot walked the rest of the way down the stairs to go have some words with him.

-

was this any good?

so uh its my party ill genderfluid smalls if i want to

also blink smalls and spot are foster siblings so yeah

please comment i worked really hard on this lmao

also hmu if you wanna be on a tag list i might start if people are interested

uwu

[kidblink-182]

You should write abt the headcanon i see going around where Morris Delancey is deaf

ooooh i’ve heard of this one before! i love morris delancey sm (im like drained on writing bc i just finished a series so it may be short but wOOp)

-okay so it’s modern era and the boy didn’t really know morris was deaf at first right

-so when like jack tries giving him sass or race tries to flirt he just stares blankly and walks away

-but maybe it slips out one day

-like one of the guys keeps trying to get morris’s attention and oscar’s like “piss off kid he can’t hear shit”

-oscar’s fluent in ASL bc he cares about his brother??? wow big shocker

-ofc the guy spreads the word bc any tea about the delanceys is good tea and morris so casually freaks out bc he’s actually pretty insecure about being deaf and oscar’s gotta calm his distressed brother down and oscar can’t help but feel really guilty bc he caused this; he let the word slip and morris was beyond pissed

-so he’s about to fuckin lunge when one savior emerges: davey jacobs (i hc davey’s also fluent in ASL)

-so he talks to morris and nobody can really tell what they’re saying, but they know judging by morris’s very intense signing that davey is calmly begging morris not to beat up mush

-the boys are somewhat more understanding with the delanceys despite fucking with them still

-morris already had some mild hearing issues since birth but he fully went deaf when he was six because he fell off a jungle gym and hit his head really hard and when he woke up in the hospital he got really scared and upset bc ??? why can’t he hear anything ??? why can’t he hear his brother talking to him ???

-oscar didn’t understand what was going on either so he tried yelling but then he saw their uncle Wiesel walk back into the room and sit down; wiesel’s silent and not even looking up at oscar

-oscar’s led outside by a doctor and the doctor tells oscar that morris had gone deaf, and since oscar’s young he’s like ??? and then the doctor explains that morris can’t hear anything at all, and that there was nothing they could do

-oscar stays the night at the hospital with morris, clinging to his brother and weeping because nothing’s gonna be the same ever again; morris won’t hear all the cool music they dance to, morris won’t be able to hear oscar’s silly jokes, morris was deaf

-this story’s got a happy ending tho

-one day oscar overhears wiesel on the phone with someone, and the only thing he hears is “hearing aid” and “morris” and oscar tries asking about it but wiesel just dismisses it

-finally during the end of junior year wiesel tells the both of them morris is getting a hearing aid and oscar can hardly believe his ears (ironically)

-at the hospital oscar just can’t sit the fuck still bc morris has been in there for god knows how many hours

-but when morris is finally in the recovery room and starts waking up oscar gives a small, “mo..?” and morris suddenly gasps and starts crying because Holy Fuck I Can Hear My Brother

-the two are hugging so tightly they gotta be separated because morris is still weak as hell from surgery but neither of them care because things are just starting to turn around

[adambstingus]

Leave Lauren Alone: ‘Summer House’ Recap

Catch up on last week’s recap here!

What better way to continue the momentum from last nights unpredictable Oscars ceremony than with an episode of? Say what you want about Warren Beatty but I think we can all agree that years from now, will stand along with in the cultural zeitgeist.

As if losing best picture wasnt upsetting enough, now they tell me theres only 3 weeks left of ! How could they do this to me?

We pick up where we left off: Lindsey finding out about Everetts potential foursome.

She confronts him. Everetts first response is What? which is a sign he’s definitely about to lie his face off.

Everett: Well thats just impossible because I physically cannot fit in a bed with four people.

Airtight logic. Wow.

Im sorry, but Id trust Stephen over my own boyfriend. And Ive never even met Stephen (a sad but true fact).

Lindsey: Did you bring me a coffee?

Everett: I brought you something better *pulls out a sunflower*

Id be like bitch but where my coffee at tho.

Cristina says she loves to break a story which is a fancy way of saying she loves to gossip.

Just when you think Stephen cant get any better, he stops a workout to puke in the bushes. Honestly Im a little concerned for myself due to how much Im stanning for this random man.

Kyles like Theres two weekends left, Im a single guy, its a marathon and theres no quitting. I think thats what Kendrick Lamar meant when he said I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower so I could fuck the world for 72 hours.

Lets take a moment to discuss Lindseys shirt.

“Fridays we be like squad goals”? It’s so bad I’m convinced it has to be satire.

Lauren: I feel like I need to have a conversation with Carl.

NO YOU DONT. You went to froyo and he went to one dinner with your family. It was one time!

Lauren: IDK where you got this assumption that I wanted some grandiose gesture.

Strong words coming from the girl who took her hookup of a few weeks to meet her parents.

Lauren: I dont hook up with someone for three weeks and then expect a proposal.

Nobody said you were expecting a proposal but we all think you’re expecting a relationship.

SURPRISE this convo ends in a kiss. I will begrudgingly give Ashley a +1 for predicting this.

Lauren: IDK if Carls crazy because he keeps coming back, or if Im crazy because I keep taking him back.

You. Its you. Youre the crazy one.

Everetts doing some fundraiser race thing that I cant reasonably make fun of. America! For the troops!

Damn this group of like 10 people raised over $25K? How rich are they?

I said I wouldnt make fun of this, but this race is a bootleg version of Thats all Im gonna say.

Did Ashley break her ankle without even falling? That’s impressive.

I was super into my fruit salad until Lindsey said together Everett and I can take over the world. THANKS FOR THAT. You owe me $2.79. (What I meant is, I threw it up. OK I’ll go fuck myself now. Mahalo.)

Oh my God if Lauren is gonna overreact that much over Ashley rolling her ankle she should talk to me after my twin tore her ACL. Ill spare you the details of that trying ordeal for me, but long story short I I lived. Against all odds.

So shes in a cast but her ankle is not broken

Do you really need training on crutches? You put them under your arms, you walk.

Ashley on the couch:

DAMNNN BRAD LEVEL 5 ADVANCED PETTINESS: Well you wouldnt have rolled your ankle if you were here in California.

Ashley is more upset over leaving her sister than about leaving her husband. #Priorties

I would rip on the fact that this group hired a party bus to go to a brewery, but Im honestly jealous. Are you guys gonna be in Montauk this summer? Pls tweet us if so.

Fuck a party bus, this is like a party jitney. Im dead.

Kyle holding an entire cooler of mojito for himself is my spirit animal.

Carl: What are you supposed to do on a party bus? They dont call it a chill bus.

Insightful.

Ashley: Lauren and Carl are PDA like theyre in seventh grade.

Also Ashley: I just want Lauren to find a guy and be married like, yesterday because shes really missing out on life.

And again, Ashley: What is Lauren gonna do without me? I dont trust her to make decisions alone.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, she is hooking up with a guy whos not that into her, shes not shooting heroin! Jesus fucking Christ, leave Lauren alone! (Yes, I wrote that in my head in Chris Crocker’s voice, in case you were wondering.)

OK but cmon Jaclyn WAS all up on Carl at the bonfire. Objective, non-alternative fact. Check my recap, I wrote it down word for word in the event that something like this would happen. Check the receipts.

Carl probably just came watching Lauren do that beer bong. Honestly, I did.

Actual footage of me when Ashley said Crashley:

STEPHEN IS BACK. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.

Jaclyn, you can join me and Stassi on team forever alone. Consider this your formal invitation.

Honestly, Stephen said what I was gonna say: Why do we GAF that people made out? Are we in the 4th grade? Let me know when someone fucks.

Damn has this shit really been going on for 10 weeks already? Jesus Christ. What has happened to my brain cells.

Everett tries to deny the bed incident.

Stephen: You said it.*Sips drink*

ScrewStephen really belongs on

Not even going to summarize this argument. Fuck all this, I side with Lindsey on this one. That shits hella inappropriate and Everett obviously knew it, otherwise he wouldnt have lied about it. BOOM. LAWYERED.

Cristina got cornered and shes forgotten what words are and her voice just went up like 3 octaves. Anddd that’s all for this week, folks.

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Leave Lauren Alone: ‘Summer House’ Recap

Catch up on last week’s recap here!

What better way to continue the momentum from last nights unpredictable Oscars ceremony than with an episode of? Say what you want about Warren Beatty but I think we can all agree that years from now, will stand along with in the cultural zeitgeist.

As if losing best picture wasnt upsetting enough, now they tell me theres only 3 weeks left of ! How could they do this to me?

We pick up where we left off: Lindsey finding out about Everetts potential foursome.

She confronts him. Everetts first response is What? which is a sign he’s definitely about to lie his face off.

Everett: Well thats just impossible because I physically cannot fit in a bed with four people.

Airtight logic. Wow.

Im sorry, but Id trust Stephen over my own boyfriend. And Ive never even met Stephen (a sad but true fact).

Lindsey: Did you bring me a coffee?

Everett: I brought you something better *pulls out a sunflower*

Id be like bitch but where my coffee at tho.

Cristina says she loves to break a story which is a fancy way of saying she loves to gossip.

Just when you think Stephen cant get any better, he stops a workout to puke in the bushes. Honestly Im a little concerned for myself due to how much Im stanning for this random man.

Kyles like Theres two weekends left, Im a single guy, its a marathon and theres no quitting. I think thats what Kendrick Lamar meant when he said I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower so I could fuck the world for 72 hours.

Lets take a moment to discuss Lindseys shirt.

“Fridays we be like squad goals”? It’s so bad I’m convinced it has to be satire.

Lauren: I feel like I need to have a conversation with Carl.

NO YOU DONT. You went to froyo and he went to one dinner with your family. It was one time!

Lauren: IDK where you got this assumption that I wanted some grandiose gesture.

Strong words coming from the girl who took her hookup of a few weeks to meet her parents.

Lauren: I dont hook up with someone for three weeks and then expect a proposal.

Nobody said you were expecting a proposal but we all think you’re expecting a relationship.

SURPRISE this convo ends in a kiss. I will begrudgingly give Ashley a +1 for predicting this.

Lauren: IDK if Carls crazy because he keeps coming back, or if Im crazy because I keep taking him back.

You. Its you. Youre the crazy one.

Everetts doing some fundraiser race thing that I cant reasonably make fun of. America! For the troops!

Damn this group of like 10 people raised over $25K? How rich are they?

I said I wouldnt make fun of this, but this race is a bootleg version of Thats all Im gonna say.

Did Ashley break her ankle without even falling? That’s impressive.

I was super into my fruit salad until Lindsey said together Everett and I can take over the world. THANKS FOR THAT. You owe me $2.79. (What I meant is, I threw it up. OK I’ll go fuck myself now. Mahalo.)

Oh my God if Lauren is gonna overreact that much over Ashley rolling her ankle she should talk to me after my twin tore her ACL. Ill spare you the details of that trying ordeal for me, but long story short I I lived. Against all odds.

So shes in a cast but her ankle is not broken

Do you really need training on crutches? You put them under your arms, you walk.

Ashley on the couch:

DAMNNN BRAD LEVEL 5 ADVANCED PETTINESS: Well you wouldnt have rolled your ankle if you were here in California.

Ashley is more upset over leaving her sister than about leaving her husband. #Priorties

I would rip on the fact that this group hired a party bus to go to a brewery, but Im honestly jealous. Are you guys gonna be in Montauk this summer? Pls tweet us if so.

Fuck a party bus, this is like a party jitney. Im dead.

Kyle holding an entire cooler of mojito for himself is my spirit animal.

Carl: What are you supposed to do on a party bus? They dont call it a chill bus.

Insightful.

Ashley: Lauren and Carl are PDA like theyre in seventh grade.

Also Ashley: I just want Lauren to find a guy and be married like, yesterday because shes really missing out on life.

And again, Ashley: What is Lauren gonna do without me? I dont trust her to make decisions alone.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, she is hooking up with a guy whos not that into her, shes not shooting heroin! Jesus fucking Christ, leave Lauren alone! (Yes, I wrote that in my head in Chris Crocker’s voice, in case you were wondering.)

OK but cmon Jaclyn WAS all up on Carl at the bonfire. Objective, non-alternative fact. Check my recap, I wrote it down word for word in the event that something like this would happen. Check the receipts.

Carl probably just came watching Lauren do that beer bong. Honestly, I did.

Actual footage of me when Ashley said Crashley:

STEPHEN IS BACK. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.

Jaclyn, you can join me and Stassi on team forever alone. Consider this your formal invitation.

Honestly, Stephen said what I was gonna say: Why do we GAF that people made out? Are we in the 4th grade? Let me know when someone fucks.

Damn has this shit really been going on for 10 weeks already? Jesus Christ. What has happened to my brain cells.

Everett tries to deny the bed incident.

Stephen: You said it.*Sips drink*

ScrewStephen really belongs on

Not even going to summarize this argument. Fuck all this, I side with Lindsey on this one. That shits hella inappropriate and Everett obviously knew it, otherwise he wouldnt have lied about it. BOOM. LAWYERED.

Cristina got cornered and shes forgotten what words are and her voice just went up like 3 octaves. Anddd that’s all for this week, folks.

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Leave Lauren Alone: ‘Summer House’ Recap

Catch up on last week’s recap here!

What better way to continue the momentum from last nights unpredictable Oscars ceremony than with an episode of? Say what you want about Warren Beatty but I think we can all agree that years from now, will stand along with in the cultural zeitgeist.

As if losing best picture wasnt upsetting enough, now they tell me theres only 3 weeks left of ! How could they do this to me?

We pick up where we left off: Lindsey finding out about Everetts potential foursome.

She confronts him. Everetts first response is What? which is a sign he’s definitely about to lie his face off.

Everett: Well thats just impossible because I physically cannot fit in a bed with four people.

Airtight logic. Wow.

Im sorry, but Id trust Stephen over my own boyfriend. And Ive never even met Stephen (a sad but true fact).

Lindsey: Did you bring me a coffee?

Everett: I brought you something better *pulls out a sunflower*

Id be like bitch but where my coffee at tho.

Cristina says she loves to break a story which is a fancy way of saying she loves to gossip.

Just when you think Stephen cant get any better, he stops a workout to puke in the bushes. Honestly Im a little concerned for myself due to how much Im stanning for this random man.

Kyles like Theres two weekends left, Im a single guy, its a marathon and theres no quitting. I think thats what Kendrick Lamar meant when he said I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower so I could fuck the world for 72 hours.

Lets take a moment to discuss Lindseys shirt.

“Fridays we be like squad goals”? It’s so bad I’m convinced it has to be satire.

Lauren: I feel like I need to have a conversation with Carl.

NO YOU DONT. You went to froyo and he went to one dinner with your family. It was one time!

Lauren: IDK where you got this assumption that I wanted some grandiose gesture.

Strong words coming from the girl who took her hookup of a few weeks to meet her parents.

Lauren: I dont hook up with someone for three weeks and then expect a proposal.

Nobody said you were expecting a proposal but we all think you’re expecting a relationship.

SURPRISE this convo ends in a kiss. I will begrudgingly give Ashley a +1 for predicting this.

Lauren: IDK if Carls crazy because he keeps coming back, or if Im crazy because I keep taking him back.

You. Its you. Youre the crazy one.

Everetts doing some fundraiser race thing that I cant reasonably make fun of. America! For the troops!

Damn this group of like 10 people raised over $25K? How rich are they?

I said I wouldnt make fun of this, but this race is a bootleg version of Thats all Im gonna say.

Did Ashley break her ankle without even falling? That’s impressive.

I was super into my fruit salad until Lindsey said together Everett and I can take over the world. THANKS FOR THAT. You owe me $2.79. (What I meant is, I threw it up. OK I’ll go fuck myself now. Mahalo.)

Oh my God if Lauren is gonna overreact that much over Ashley rolling her ankle she should talk to me after my twin tore her ACL. Ill spare you the details of that trying ordeal for me, but long story short I I lived. Against all odds.

So shes in a cast but her ankle is not broken

Do you really need training on crutches? You put them under your arms, you walk.

Ashley on the couch:

DAMNNN BRAD LEVEL 5 ADVANCED PETTINESS: Well you wouldnt have rolled your ankle if you were here in California.

Ashley is more upset over leaving her sister than about leaving her husband. #Priorties

I would rip on the fact that this group hired a party bus to go to a brewery, but Im honestly jealous. Are you guys gonna be in Montauk this summer? Pls tweet us if so.

Fuck a party bus, this is like a party jitney. Im dead.

Kyle holding an entire cooler of mojito for himself is my spirit animal.

Carl: What are you supposed to do on a party bus? They dont call it a chill bus.

Insightful.

Ashley: Lauren and Carl are PDA like theyre in seventh grade.

Also Ashley: I just want Lauren to find a guy and be married like, yesterday because shes really missing out on life.

And again, Ashley: What is Lauren gonna do without me? I dont trust her to make decisions alone.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, she is hooking up with a guy whos not that into her, shes not shooting heroin! Jesus fucking Christ, leave Lauren alone! (Yes, I wrote that in my head in Chris Crocker’s voice, in case you were wondering.)

OK but cmon Jaclyn WAS all up on Carl at the bonfire. Objective, non-alternative fact. Check my recap, I wrote it down word for word in the event that something like this would happen. Check the receipts.

Carl probably just came watching Lauren do that beer bong. Honestly, I did.

Actual footage of me when Ashley said Crashley:

STEPHEN IS BACK. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.

Jaclyn, you can join me and Stassi on team forever alone. Consider this your formal invitation.

Honestly, Stephen said what I was gonna say: Why do we GAF that people made out? Are we in the 4th grade? Let me know when someone fucks.

Damn has this shit really been going on for 10 weeks already? Jesus Christ. What has happened to my brain cells.

Everett tries to deny the bed incident.

Stephen: You said it.*Sips drink*

ScrewStephen really belongs on

Not even going to summarize this argument. Fuck all this, I side with Lindsey on this one. That shits hella inappropriate and Everett obviously knew it, otherwise he wouldnt have lied about it. BOOM. LAWYERED.

Cristina got cornered and shes forgotten what words are and her voice just went up like 3 octaves. Anddd that’s all for this week, folks.

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Leave Lauren Alone: ‘Summer House’ Recap

Catch up on last week’s recap here!

What better way to continue the momentum from last nights unpredictable Oscars ceremony than with an episode of? Say what you want about Warren Beatty but I think we can all agree that years from now, will stand along with in the cultural zeitgeist.

As if losing best picture wasnt upsetting enough, now they tell me theres only 3 weeks left of ! How could they do this to me?

We pick up where we left off: Lindsey finding out about Everetts potential foursome.

She confronts him. Everetts first response is What? which is a sign he’s definitely about to lie his face off.

Everett: Well thats just impossible because I physically cannot fit in a bed with four people.

Airtight logic. Wow.

Im sorry, but Id trust Stephen over my own boyfriend. And Ive never even met Stephen (a sad but true fact).

Lindsey: Did you bring me a coffee?

Everett: I brought you something better *pulls out a sunflower*

Id be like bitch but where my coffee at tho.

Cristina says she loves to break a story which is a fancy way of saying she loves to gossip.

Just when you think Stephen cant get any better, he stops a workout to puke in the bushes. Honestly Im a little concerned for myself due to how much Im stanning for this random man.

Kyles like Theres two weekends left, Im a single guy, its a marathon and theres no quitting. I think thats what Kendrick Lamar meant when he said I pray my dick gets big as the Eiffel Tower so I could fuck the world for 72 hours.

Lets take a moment to discuss Lindseys shirt.

“Fridays we be like squad goals”? It’s so bad I’m convinced it has to be satire.

Lauren: I feel like I need to have a conversation with Carl.

NO YOU DONT. You went to froyo and he went to one dinner with your family. It was one time!

Lauren: IDK where you got this assumption that I wanted some grandiose gesture.

Strong words coming from the girl who took her hookup of a few weeks to meet her parents.

Lauren: I dont hook up with someone for three weeks and then expect a proposal.

Nobody said you were expecting a proposal but we all think you’re expecting a relationship.

SURPRISE this convo ends in a kiss. I will begrudgingly give Ashley a +1 for predicting this.

Lauren: IDK if Carls crazy because he keeps coming back, or if Im crazy because I keep taking him back.

You. Its you. Youre the crazy one.

Everetts doing some fundraiser race thing that I cant reasonably make fun of. America! For the troops!

Damn this group of like 10 people raised over $25K? How rich are they?

I said I wouldnt make fun of this, but this race is a bootleg version of Thats all Im gonna say.

Did Ashley break her ankle without even falling? That’s impressive.

I was super into my fruit salad until Lindsey said together Everett and I can take over the world. THANKS FOR THAT. You owe me $2.79. (What I meant is, I threw it up. OK I’ll go fuck myself now. Mahalo.)

Oh my God if Lauren is gonna overreact that much over Ashley rolling her ankle she should talk to me after my twin tore her ACL. Ill spare you the details of that trying ordeal for me, but long story short I I lived. Against all odds.

So shes in a cast but her ankle is not broken

Do you really need training on crutches? You put them under your arms, you walk.

Ashley on the couch:

DAMNNN BRAD LEVEL 5 ADVANCED PETTINESS: Well you wouldnt have rolled your ankle if you were here in California.

Ashley is more upset over leaving her sister than about leaving her husband. #Priorties

I would rip on the fact that this group hired a party bus to go to a brewery, but Im honestly jealous. Are you guys gonna be in Montauk this summer? Pls tweet us if so.

Fuck a party bus, this is like a party jitney. Im dead.

Kyle holding an entire cooler of mojito for himself is my spirit animal.

Carl: What are you supposed to do on a party bus? They dont call it a chill bus.

Insightful.

Ashley: Lauren and Carl are PDA like theyre in seventh grade.

Also Ashley: I just want Lauren to find a guy and be married like, yesterday because shes really missing out on life.

And again, Ashley: What is Lauren gonna do without me? I dont trust her to make decisions alone.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, she is hooking up with a guy whos not that into her, shes not shooting heroin! Jesus fucking Christ, leave Lauren alone! (Yes, I wrote that in my head in Chris Crocker’s voice, in case you were wondering.)

OK but cmon Jaclyn WAS all up on Carl at the bonfire. Objective, non-alternative fact. Check my recap, I wrote it down word for word in the event that something like this would happen. Check the receipts.

Carl probably just came watching Lauren do that beer bong. Honestly, I did.

Actual footage of me when Ashley said Crashley:

STEPHEN IS BACK. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.

Jaclyn, you can join me and Stassi on team forever alone. Consider this your formal invitation.

Honestly, Stephen said what I was gonna say: Why do we GAF that people made out? Are we in the 4th grade? Let me know when someone fucks.

Damn has this shit really been going on for 10 weeks already? Jesus Christ. What has happened to my brain cells.

Everett tries to deny the bed incident.

Stephen: You said it.*Sips drink*

ScrewStephen really belongs on

Not even going to summarize this argument. Fuck all this, I side with Lindsey on this one. That shits hella inappropriate and Everett obviously knew it, otherwise he wouldnt have lied about it. BOOM. LAWYERED.

Cristina got cornered and shes forgotten what words are and her voice just went up like 3 octaves. Anddd that’s all for this week, folks.

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