#up the fuckin punx

[mynamesn0tquade17]

I dunno who needs to hear this but My Chemical Romance isnt punk rock, im seeing a lot of posts calling them punk lol. Gerard likes the misfits sure, but if you want punk go listen to actual punk like Discharge, The Casualties, The Exploited, NOFX, Rancid or even Fear. Not trying to be a gate keeper but its almost like calling Lebron James a Baseball player. Does he play a sport with a ball? Yes. it is baseball? No. Lol back when MCR was still new, everyone just called them screamo lol real talk. I was in highschool at the time and yes, im sure you hate me now lol thats punk rock

[x-heesy]

Lalalex PUNX Aren’t dead ☠️ Phuck it 4 phun

*CHORUS*

No I can't hear you, I'm like

Alalala alalalalala

This shit is too loud, I'm like

Alalala alalalalala

(x2)

Let us smoke

Alalala alalalalala(x2)

Yuh

Alalala alalalalala

This is good

Alalala alalalalala

*VERSE - 1*

Yo

They goin' talk a lot of shit when your backs turned

(`Fuck those faggots`)

Better pack a bowl and let the gas burn

Yall don't know me like a password

Judging by the cover of a book, skipping the chapters

Yeah, they got this shit backwards

You thought they were your homies

But now they turn into to actors

Burning bridges, break those bitches off like a fracture

You mad because I mastered my craft

When your ass would nap first

It's no doubt I'm going all out

No matter the show crowd, 0 to 4 thou

They don't even know how

Praying I'ma fall out

Fuck yall hating pussies

I can't hear you through the smoke clouds

Ah, stop telling me to slow down

Got a whole ounce throw down, shits so loud

Look who's on the thrown now

Stoner got the dope crown

We fuckin' with no sound

So all yall better pronounce

*CHORUS*

No I can't hear you, I'm like

Alalala alalalalala

This shit is too loud, I'm like

Alalala alalalalala

(x2)

Let us smoke

Alalala alalalalala(x2)

Yuh

Alalala alalalalala

This is good

Alalala alalalalala

*VERSE - 2*

They see you doin something different, so they doubt you

That's why I roam around in this bitch like I'm sound proof

I down boose, ti'll I'm drowning. Howling I'm out dude

Born blowing clouds out my foul mouth and I'm proud too

I'm running shit up in this bitch

Rocking some clown shoes

Got homies at my house

And we smoking ounces and pounds too

Aiming for the top, ain't shit stopping me

Bitch I'm powerfueled

I plan on taking over the trump estates and his towers too

Cowards move, and make some fucking room

Bitches cause RADEK's here

We dabbing wax with the fam relaxing and cracking beers

Live through passing years

I been blowing hash in the atmosphere

And Fuck a fanbase gathering

Fuck rapping, I'm grabbing ears

Yuh. With this blunt bitch, I battle fears

I stab a queer with a javalin while I laugh in tears

Fuck em all has been the motto and it has for years

So who the fuck are you talking to?

Bitch I can't hear

*CHORUS*

No I can't hear you, I'm like

Alalala alalalalala

This shit is too loud, I'm like

Alalala alalalalala

(x2)

Let us smoke

Alalala alalalalala(x2)

Yuh

Alalala alalalalala

This is good

Alalala alalalalala Lex

Can't Hear You by RADEK @luna-zylum @ro3000 😂 😘

[elijah-loyal]

🎸 elise-punx

me: yo pass the aux my friend: you better not play trash me: *plays the shittiest old-ass recording of that one guy's TERRIBLE punk rock band*

#listen i know i know its super unhealthy to like stalk people #but this guy??? #like he's done so much shit and he's not even that old??? #how does he have multiple phds AND has been in a band?? #teach me your ways

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Anonymous asked:

what do you think president nixons opinion would be on kaiju bone powder and do you think he'd shit himself?

#shit himself on powder??? #or the fact that its like #a new drug?? #anon please 😭😭😭 #nixon official #satire #meme #nixon #america #joke account #kaiju #kaiju drugs #tw: drugs

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🦞 dick-gr4ys0n69 Follow

bruh im going down to my grandma's place in Lousiana for the weekend!!!!!

cant wait for the kaiju boil 🤤🤤🤤

🌼 tiny-tales-mariah

op... op did you mean cajun boil???  😭 😭 😭

🦞 dick-gr4ys0n69 Follow

FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT 😭 I'VE BEEN ON MY FORUMS TOO MUCH AND IT AUTOCORRECTS NOW 😭 😭 😭

🐟 ka1jucr-AZE Follow

#op must be going CRAZY for their thing to autocorrect like that 😭 #kaiju typo #typo #op hope you have a good time 🙏

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🤾 jaeger-meister Follow

it's so fucking stupid that you legally can't build a jaeger unless you're involved in the program, like what the fuck

#like apparently vigilanti-ism isnt allowed anymore #i've got a friend from MIT whos a fuckin whizz at this shit and he got arrested after a raid on his warehouse where he had jaeger blueprints in his bench #and that was apparently enough to fucking arrest him??? #he's tryna get out of jail now but like what the fuck #as if y'all are handling REAL jaegers well anyway

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🟩 gshsnyaloid Follow

is anyone else like, super fed up with the weird kaiju porn bots?

🌀 kaijubl00-8940275 Follow

click the link in my bio for some 🔞🌀🐉 :)

#fandom #spn #iasip #kaiju #kaijuu #kaiju blue #18+ #nsfw #haircut #sherlock bbc #amc iwtv #iwtv #disney

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🏴󠁵󠁳󠁯󠁨󠁿 j-toh-io Follow

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK I JUST GOT INTO TRAINING FOR THE JAEGER PROGRAM!!!

#this has been like my dream since i was a kid #i dont even have a cool story or anything im from ohio so its not like weve ever HAD a kaiju attack #but HOLY SHIT IT ALL PAID OFF GUYS!!!!!! #AHHHHHHH!!!!

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☕️ mother-squared Follow

Listen, guys; I keep seeing a loooooot of tumblrinas being SUPER weird about the two K-Scientists (yeah, THOSE two, you know who I'm fucking talking about) and it's just super insensitive and gross of you all to keep shipping them.

Like, these are real fucking people, not just characters!!! They have lives, probably wives and kids (and if they don't, does it really matter??), and not to mention that at ANY public appearance they literally hate each other.

This aren't guys for your little "yaoi blorbo hours," these are real fucking people who are trying to do their JOBS. Not to mention the WEIRD ideas y'all have about them (like, seriously??? wtf was that one post about the glasses guy helping the other down the stairs?? he literally has a cane its normal to help your colleagues down stairs when they're disabled). STOP FORCE-GAYING REAL LIFE MEN!! It's not cute.

🏳️‍🌈 tt-tiny-starz Follow

awwww, is op mad that people are queer??

☕️ mother-squared Follow

Literally no, you missed the entire fucking point of my post

🪻 appollo-and-hyacinthus-2005 Follow

Oh, the post where you said, "STOP FORCE-GAYING REAL LIFE MEN," in all caps? Don't worry op, (ignoring your blatant ignorance) i'll lay it out for you

neither of them have wives and kids; my mutual kstrait is super into K-Sci work and did background dives on each of them

they actually DON'T hate each other, as is evident from Dr. Geiszler's twitter account here; he FREQUENTLY vagueposts about his lab partner and rarely actually seems to get pissed about him. Also, wdym "public appearances????" They've literally appared together in public MAYBE three times in the last couple years, so how would YOU know if they hate each other in public???

have you SEEN ppdc-confessions page??? SO MANY of their anons are literally ppdc workers complaining about how bickering-married-couple they act

WHY ARE YOU DOWNPLAYING DR. GEISZLER HELPING DR. GOTTLIEB???? Dr. Gottlieb famously does not like people touching him (or even calling him by his first name, actually, according to one of ppdc-confessions anons) so why would he let his lab partner???

Hope you can stop being a bigot and a jerk, op

☕️ mother-squared Follow

Excuse you, what the fuck??? Firstly, that PROVES MY POINT: you all are super fucking creepy literally LOOKING THROUGH these guys' backgrounds and shit. Also, relying on literal ANONS to prove a point? They're anons for a REASON, I can't believe you don't take that shit with a METRIC-TON of salt

Also, "downplaying his assistance?" I'M disabled, and your weird fucking infantilization of disabled people is disgusting. We're not babies that need help all the fucking time, and it's super gross of you to do that.

🪻 appollo-and-hyacinthus-2005 Follow

what are you even talking about??? WHERE have i infantilized disabled people?? that has NO bearing on this conversation, omfg

☕️ mother-squared Follow

Jesus, you people will do anything to justify your sick fucking fantasies. Have anything else to add?

🧰 kstrait Follow

hey

hey op

old man yaoi

#jesus this person is chronically online #its all in good fun, like come on #EDIT: LMFAO THEY BLOCKED ME

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🪽 faggle-d4ke Follow

y'all i think they should let me into the shatterdome with no

📟 sir-this-isnt-a-wendys Follow

guys i think they sniped op 😭😭😭

#LMAOO MY CAT SAT ON THE KEYBOARD AND HIT SEND MY BAD #IM ALIVE

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Pacific Rim Dashboard Simulator

🙇‍♀️ alphamycherno Follow

i don't know about this "let's build a wall" thing like. where's the sexiness? the vibes? what's the point of war if we don't even have hot people in big fuckass robots anymore

🎴 coyote-t Follow

there are so many legitimate, important reasons to protest the wall of life, but whatever it takes i guess. sure. it's not fuckable enough

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🐉 exxxtraterrestrial Follow

happy kaiju blue monday!!

#happy kaiju blue monday

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🦅 ppdc-confessions

Anonymous asked:

I'm a janitor at the HK shatterdome and certain two german scientists should either fuck or finally kill each other at this point, I don't care. They're always in the lab no matter the time of day so I can't avoid them and so they try to get me (the janitor) to choose sides in their domestics!! I refuse to step in that lab again and involve myself in whatever the fuck they've got going on. They'll just have to clean that shit themselves

#this is the third confession about these scientists this week are you guys okay

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🍱 scissure

are we forgetting that PPDC is literally military like you people are not immune to propaganda

☠ buena-guy Follow

You are right. The kaiju are here to bring us to justice, there's no sense in fighting them. If you also feel like this, you can find out more on my blog ❤

🍱 scissure

SILENCE, CULTIST

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💃 shatterdo-me Follow

what if we kissed in the drift 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

#ok but for real what do you mean i have to go get into the MILITARY to become a JAEGER PILOT if i want to find my SOULMATE this is so fucked up #release the tech #for the gays

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[rockerfemme]

rock n’ roll doll

[bobbiethepunkkid]

not even anywhere to go

[narcand]

Got crafty today

[dreamingofahappyghost]

I love my shorts so much man

[h0rr0rpunk]

front and back of my vest 🕸️🤘

[autisticagentcooper]

your favourite wannabe goth looks great to go to the mall

[dan-trashcan]

okay, one for you. top 10 JM songs from the whole discography, please. then rank the records - i wanna know what your faves are, too!

Dude this was sooooo hard. I legit love like most of their discography. Trying to narrow it down to just 10 seemed impossible so I’m gonna do 15. My initial list was like 30 songs deep so I’m leaving off a bunch of my favs. Anyways this is what I came up with. I went through my Spotify and took the songs I’ve played the most and tried to rank them. No I’m not happy with this. Yes I tried as best I could. The order is subject to change. (Side note: I finally (FINALLY) saw them live for the first time in august and I had the time of my life. I lost my voice and my neck was sore for like a week. I’m getting too old to rock that hard but I had to show out for jm. The crowd was great and the pit was a good size. Fun and friendly in all the ways a great punk show should be. Plus they sounded fantastic. It was a pretty surreal moment for me considering the amount of concert footage of them I’ve watched on YouTube.)

1. Catalina Fight Song

2. Falling in Love Again

3. Call Out

4. Eighteen

5. Beach Community

6. Big Lie

7. Leather Jacket

8. Bride of Usher

9. In the Army Now

10. Tame

11. Orange Julius

12. Chumped

13. If I Needed You There

14. Victoria

15. Last You Heard Of Me

Honorable mentions: constant headache, constant nothing, the jerk, done right discount flooring, violent inside, gotta let it go, up the punx, heart tattoo, i know why, house warning party, this song is a mess, don’t try, heated swimming pool, every other song they’ve written except for falling out of love with you

As for albums:

1. Never Hungover Again - the perfect marriage of where they started and where they would go. I’ll never get tired of this record

2. S/T - the instant classic

3. Of All Things I Will Soon Grow Tired - the most whiplash inducing record. Yeah Barry hates it but I ride for this album. It’s fuckin awesome

4. 40 oz to Fresno - the return to form

5. Songs From Northern Torrance/Collection - yeah SFNT needed the old chumped on the bus and maybe a couple more off ew gross. Still rules tho

6. Cody - the one that I needed the most time with. Straight up didn’t like it at first. I’ve since come around to it

7. MDTKM - it’s ranked last but I still like it a lot. It’s got some duds but also some of the most underrated songs. Wildflowers, friends that we met online, up the punx, of course big lie. It’s got some major tunes for me

[housewarningparty]

what did you think of 40oz to fresno? and in what order would you rank jm’s albums? 👀

TBH i think it's a huge return to form, in the best way possible. Million Dollars had some jams and i don't mind that they were trying some new stuff (i understand it was gonna be a barry solo record at one point? so the change in sound makes even more sense) but stylistically it's my least fave record. 40oz feels like the album that exists in the space btwn the rawer sound of the first two records and the polish after Cody. i think it's REALLY solid the whole way through (weakest tracks are the opener and closer imo, but they're both just Fine and not bad) but my faves are probably "reason to believe" and "did you ever know?"

ranking is TOUGH bc there's no album that doesn't have at least a few songs i genuinely love. but i'll try. for you

(leaving out the pre-S/T EPs and demos)

never hungover again - PERFECT blend of raw oldschool jm and the current level of polish. "catalina fight song" is one of the best songs they've ever written. + victoria, schley, heart tattoo - TONS of perfect jams

s/t - my FIRST JM record and will always be near to my heart. emotive, fast n loud, aggressive, funny but still earnest. it's got everything i love about the band. "constant headache" is a great song, but overrated imo. "orange julius" is an all-timer

40oz to freedom - at the risk of copping out to the challenge, i think this album and Of All Things could swap places in this list based on like. whatever i listened to last. but as stated above, i think it's a great record. according to last.fm i have racked up over 300 plays on it since june.

of all things i will soon grow tired - i know they like this record the least but i don't understand WHY, bc it fuckin rips. there's something kinda queasy about it, in a good way. like, it's a very tortured 14 minutes - except for maybe the "video killed the radio star" cover, which is pure joy. but yeah, fuck, "if i needed you there" + "bride of usher" you really can't top a combo like that.

cody - honestly i was mixed on cody when it first came out, but its grown on me a lot. it was a big departure from the way they wrote and recorded songs before. less gnarly than the old stuff, more poppy. i think they're good songs, i love every time we get to see an old song show up after years like with "stairs." i think seeing them tour this a lot probably helped it grow on me too. "eighteen" and "fake ID" are genuine bops

collection / songs from northern torrance - including both of these but putting them on the same line bc they're comps of old tracks. "chumped" + "five beer plan" + "midnight service at the mutter museum" + "house warning party" HELL YEA (though i think Songs From should have included the old old "chumped on a bus" version of "chumped")

million dollars to kill me - again not a BAD record, but my least fave. the softer stuff ("i'm not the one" + "wildflowers" + "silly games" etc) just doesn't really hit for me. HOWEVER - the return of the barry yell in "big lie" really, really saves this record for me. that and stuff like "fighting kangaroo" and "up the punx"

what did you think of 40 oz?

[100percentdirtball]

i was going back thru photos and music and stuff for reasons and these pics from feb 8... the last show i went to before all this happened. it was so much fuckin fun, i was so happy, i looked so fuckin good. i got to see my favorite band, a deer a horse, and i ran into friends, and it was my first time like Going Out with my s//o, and it was. one of those nights that could just go on forever, dancing so hard that nothing could bother me,  freealive, streetlights guiding the way. there was tension in my belly a lot of the night, there were some things that weren’t quite right, but the moments that were good and right and true i sang electric,

and i can’t help but wonder if that’s the last one. 

i’ve been to a lot of shows. as soon as i was out on my own i’d roll up on coop house parties, hit up every all ages show i could, sneak into the 21+s. i mean i know ppl who rly were troo punx, but still there were times it was two, three shows a week. i’ve lost shoes in the pit, had piercings pulled out, lost more pairs of glasses than i can count. there have been a lot of amazing shows marking epochs like the birth of kings, some so bad touching the memories is like tonguing a toothache, and a whole lot of very, very average shows i’ve simply forgotten. 

dates, solo nights out, celebrations, mourning--

and what if this was the last one? what if it’s my last point of comparison? what if the world never turns around again to a place where we can just be, just be in crowds, or i can be in crowds without feeling the rushing tight throat chest ache of anxiety, so bad i have to gulp fresh air on the back porch and chase it with bummed cigarettes. fuck, i was agoraphobic before all this, at least when i was going out i could forget it until i couldn’t.

maybe every show i’ve ever been to gets stacked up against this last one. maybe this is the last picture i have where i ran into an old friend between sets and shared something deep and healing and silent. maybe it’s the last date where my ears were ringing the next morning. maybe i don’t have to worry about going deaf by the time i’m forty.

[bobbiethepunkkid]

[leelee0535]

Old list of M!A’s I’ve got

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Toradora!: If the character is a girl, she’ll be turned into a small tiger. If it’s a boy, he’ll be turned into a dragon, for three hours.

Stuttering: You have an irresistibly cute stutter for the next _____

Little Bird: For ____, you have cute little wings. No, not big enough to fly. Yes, big enough that you might need to cut holes in your shirt.

Wingardium Leviosa!: Muse grows wings. (Or if Muse has wings, they disappear.)

Red: Muse is easily flustered and skittish. Anon decides for how long. S-senpai noticed m-m-me!

Chibi: Stuck as a chibi- adorable, but only 2'4’’ in height…

Mood: Your eyes now change in accordance with your mood, good luck hiding your emotions now. Lasts 2 days.

Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.(for summer or winter)

Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.

Time Rewind: Your muse can now harness the power to change one event in their life. If you don’t choose within 24 hours your choice is lost.

Sin: Put this and one of the seven sins in muse’s ask box, and they’ll be consumed by it for five days. Gluttony, lust, pride, envy, greed, sloth, and wrath. Pick your poison~

Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.

Working Class Punx: PAINT THE STREETS IN GLITTER AND BLOOD!

Gundam Tanaka: Animals seem to have strange and extreme affections towards you.

Forced transformation: your muse gets forced to transform to a dragon who is unable to control themself

Today’s cerberus: the muse now has two other minds in their head. One very perky and cheery and the other takes on all your muses weaknesses. When one takes over your muses form changes.

Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.

Wait: Muse is promised their greatest wish if they can wait, but they cannot interact with the person they love while they do. Anon decides how long it lasts.

Sensory Deprivation: You’ve just lost one of your five senses. Oh no! Anon specifies which you lose.

Alohamora!: Muse is locked away in a place specified by Anon until rescued or until specified time.

Glamour: Muse thinks they are a famous celebrity or royalty for any duration the anon chooses up to one week. It’s simply fabulous darling~

Loss: My muse loses the ability to speak or communicate in any fashion. Not even a pen and paper does them any good.

Pretty Please: My Character must grant favours of anyone who asks. So long as they say please. (Anon decides duration)

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Kuroshitsuji: You’ll be someone’s butler/maid. (please specify who, it can be anyone!)

Code Geass: You can read and control people’s thoughts for 24 hours.

Chaos: It’s a mad house! A mad house I say! Muse’s personality gets flipped backwards for three days. The timid turn mighty, the charismatic turn into downers, and straight Say

characters get to kiss a girl/boy and like it.

Say You’ll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 24 hours.

Technologic: Muse is turned into a robot.

Detective Conan: For 12 hours, you look like you’re seven years old, but you have the same memories, personality, etc. that you always have.

Chained to You: Physically, you are chained to (anon decides) for _____ long. Include chain leeway (length).

Plant: Anything muse touches will grow vines and flowers on it for __

Pyro: Anything muse touches will set aflame for __

Kimblee: Muse can now cause explosions just by touching something.

Scar: With one hand, the muse can create things. With the other, the muse can destroy things.

Artificial Heart: The muse no longer feels emotions- no pain, no anger, no rage. They simply become an apathetic shell. Can be broken early if something strong enough manages to break their “emotional inhibitor.”

Ibuki Mioda: You are very cheerful and speak in third person.

Power: With the snap of your fingers you can summon anything you want. This lasts for 8 hours.

Breathe: Muse is a mermaid/merman for three days, and can’t breathe above water. Under the sea~

Eyes: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance for 24 hours. I can’t see straight!

Caffeine: Muse is EXTREMELY hyper for __

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

I’m Melting!: Muse cannot stop bleeding from the mouth, nose, or eyes (anon’s choice). Muse cannot pass out from blood loss.

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Nice Guys Finish Last: If you’re a nice guy, now you’re bad. If you’re a bad guy, you’re now nice. If you’re somewhere in the middle, you’re now a fuckin’ cat.

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Gold: Everything my muse touches turns to gold. However, once the spell ends, everything turns back to normal. Affects living beings as well.

Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, cleanliness, etc])

Pet: Me-OW! Muse is turned into an animal of some kind for three days.

Eat: Muse get’s the stomach flu, and is unable to eat without being forced to vomit it back up again for three days. I don’t feel so hot.

Child: Do you know where my Mommy is? Muse turns into a toddler for a week.

Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm

Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.

17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.

Mei Chang: Muse is now a princess.

Howl: You are now a werewolf, and sugar, it’s full moon. Have fun with that.

Sensory Deprivation: You’ve just lost one of your five senses. Oh no! Anon specifies which you lose.

Fire: For 24 hours you can control the element of fire.

Water: For 24 hours you can control the element of water.

Earth: For 24 hours you can control the element of earth.

Air: For 24 hours you can control the element of air.

Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])

Winter: Ice burn! Muse is now lost in a snow storm and must survive for three days!

Bed: Muse now has narcolepsy and falls asleep at random for three days.

Nighty night!

Return: Someone from Muse’s past comes back. I missed you!

Edward: Two of the muse’s limbs are turned into metal prosthetics.

Alphonse: Muse is locked into a suit of armour… And their body is nowhere to be found.

Winry: Muse becomes very skilled at making and fixing things.

Roy: Muse can create fires with just a snap of their fingers.

Hohenheim: Muse is immortal. If muse is already immortal, then they will hear voices of their lost loved ones.

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Bed: Muse now has narcolepsy and falls asleep at random for three days.

Nighty night!

Call: Muse is suddenly feral and acts like wild animal. Alternatively, they actually become a wild animal.Anon decides for how long. It’s the call of the wild

[thepunksink]

Sup folx after I got kicked off the farm I ended up in NYC, fell in love n found a kick ass community with folx that make me feel at home. Crazy how I went from feeling alone n miserable in MD to finding a family of gorgeous souls I get into crazy fun times with daily. Most days now I’m hanging out at C squat playing music with buds, spanging for pizza and smoochin a kid who treats me better than I ever imagined anyone could. Meeting new punx , dirty kids, radical activism veterans n generally awesome people every day in NYC (and the surrounding states when Jon n I get bored cos we’re living outta his van) has me feelin too happy. Too many great bands, activists and friends my wee hearts never felt this fuckin great.

[bitterfucked]

tour tour tour

this tour is me performin as svlt wound (svltwound.bandcamp.com) and my pals performin as get home safe (no recordings but members of tale-tellerheart.bandcamp.com and bedroomparade.bandcamp.com). svlt wound is my solo accordion project and it is essentially a ten year diary of being a bitter trans lady and a living ghost. get home safe is a folk punk band that features songs from all the band members. they want to leave toronto, they don’t think the end will come with pretty words, and they also don’t think giving up is an option.

we’ve had some trouble already and are a bit behind on booking as a result, so if y’all could share this around and/or take a look at it to see if there are show ya could help us out with or places we could crash, it’d be much appreciated.

also if we’re mutuals or ya just wanna meet me and i’m passin thru yr town, shoot me a msg! i’ll buy ya drink or a coffee or pour ya a glass of water or fuckin whatever wets yr gullet. i like meetin ppl sometimes and hey! free liquid

dates under the cut:

nov 7 - seattle WA - woops crashed the van and  fucked this one up!

nov 10 - portland OR - this is in the past but we had a good time!

nov 12 - drain OR - tysm mary love!

nov 16 - arcata CA - northtown coffee

nov 17 - sacramento CA - house show! if ya live here and want deets, msg me

nov 18-21 - bay area CA? - we didn’t really try to book anything here for some reason but if ya wanna put on a last minute, we’ll play it!

nov 22 - LA CA - i dunno what we’re doin here. our calendar says to ask sam, but i’m sure it’s fun! msg me and i’ll ask sam for you <3 ;)

nov 24 - new vegas NV - house show! msg 4 deets

nov 25 - flagstaff AZ - house show! y’all know the drill, msg me

nov 27 - phoenix AZ - house show! msg me

nov 29 - tucson AZ - house show! ya gotta msg me if ya want deets

dec 1 - las cruces NM - in the works

dec 2 - albuquerque NM - we got fuckin nothin! if ya know someone in albuquerque who can put on a show let me know!

dec 4 - las vegas NM - the skillet

dec 6/7 - dallas/fort worth TX - if anyone want to help us for texas, hmu

dec 8 - austin TX - uh i thought we had something but i guess fuckin not. help us out?

dec 9 - san antonio TX - house show! massage me 4 deets

dec 10 - san marcos TX - ??? nothin, pls help

dec 11 - corpus christi TX - this place has sick name but we got no show here. point us to a show booker?

dec 12 - houston TX - we do not have lift off in houston, houston punx?

dec 13 - pasadena TX - no show yet

dec 15 - lafayette LA - no show in lala land, if ya got contacts send em my way

dec 16/17 - baton rouge LA - something is in the works! deets 2 come

dec 20-24 - NOLA - i don’t fuckin know why we’re in NOLA for so long because we have no goddam shows. if ya know a promoter in NOLA, send em my way, we clearly got some flexible dates

dec 27 - pensacola FL - i got nothin and nothin got me

dec 29 - panama city FL - help us out?

jan 2 - tallahassee FL - nothin, help?

jan 4/5 - gainesville FL - book us a show pls

jan 6 - jacksonville FL - nothin

jan 8 - savannah GA - nothin

jan 10 - atlanta GA - nothin

jan 12 - birmingham AL - nothin

jan 13 - montgomery AL - nothin

jan 14 - jackson MS - nothin

jan 16- memphis TN - nothin

jan 17 - nashville TN - nothin

jan 19 - chattanooga TN - nothin

jan 21 - knoxville TN - nothin

jan 25 - asheville NC - nothin

jan 27 - charlotte NC - nothin

jan 29 - fayetteville NC - nothin

jan 31 - raleigh NC - nothin