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if you’re a butch with beefy arms just know i’m thinking about biting them
#my butch is coming home a few days early which means I will be back in her beefy arms within the week#on our second date she took her sweatshirt off while I wasn’t looking#and when I turned around and saw her biceps out in the open i literally did a triple take#she’s so hot it makes me feel actually insane#apparently i only come back to tumblr to post about being horny for this girl and then dipping again#im fine with that#wamen.
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the girl that ive been talking to and I finally made out yesterday and then she immediately left for a two week work trip and i am truly so unbearably horny it’s actually driving me insane
#i understand why lesbians uhaul now#i genuinely think i might die of horny disease before she gets back to town#she’s so fucking hot and was a great kisser and has big strong hands#every second of the last 24 hours since we kissed has been spent wishing we were kissing again#another reason i can never delete my tumblr is bc every now and then i have to come back and post shit like this#that I cannot post anywhere else or say to anyone else#bc my friends would make fun of me so hard i would have to kill myself and then them#anyways yeah. ive got wet pussy disease and its terminal.
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no matter how far away you think you’ve distanced yourself from your tumblrina past, one day you’ll be sitting in a mexican restaurant, 28 years old, and tell your friends you recognize the song playing in the restaurant but don’t remember where you know it from before realizing it’s the fucking el muchacho de los ojos tristes song from the crying cat video that made the rounds on tumblr for years
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i did not once ever have a full night’s sleep from 2013-2015. nothing new to say that hasn’t already been said but it was so fucking fun being a one direction fan while they were still releasing albums/touring. can’t even put it into words or describe it. u were constantly terrorized while also having the best time of ur life.
#one time I turned in a quiz half blank in my college calculus class bc one direction were going to be on the live lounge#performing torn for the first time since they were on the X factor#and there was no chance in hell I was going to miss even a second of it#one time my entire French class mutinied against our teacher#so that we could spend the entire class playing the online scavenger hunt#to reveal the COVER#JUST THE COVER#of take me home#one time i skipped an entire board meeting of a club i was on the leadership council for#bc drag me down dropped out of the blue and i had to be with my tumblrinas during that time#it was serious fucking business all the time for YEARS#and it was very fun#one direction
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i need a real diary but the online public one will have to do. im feeling so many things lately and have had such a crazy year of intense sudden growth and change and im trying to keep my head above water while also trying to appreciate and enjoy the new challenges as they come but also trying to synthesize and learn lessons not just go from one fire to the next without learning anything from the one I just put out. I want to be an intentional leader who leads in a pre meditative and considerate way and not in whatever instinctive and reactionary way first springs to mind when im in a situation. I want to make good decisions, not just acceptable ones, I want to build good habits, not just easy ones, I want to act, not just react. I’ve done a lot of maturing, but not enough. I’ve made a lot of progress, but there’s still so much room to grow. I’m proud of the decisions I’ve made, but I know I’ll look back on some of them in the future and see all of the ways I could’ve done better. I’m proud of myself and impatient for the future version of me that’s better at all of this.
#my first day off in a month finally gave me 0.2 seconds to reflect very very briefly on the past 7 months#and boy howdy am I feeling some type of way#two more intense months of busy season and then October will let me actually digest this year#I really do need a real diary#I think that’s the only way I’ll work through all of the things I’ve learned this year#and will help me concretely remember the things I want to improve and change and adjust for next year#im constantly torn between the thought of wondering if im secretly fucking everything up but everyone is just too nice to tell me#and the knowledge that no one I work with is nice enough to care about not hurting my feelings#if I was fucking up no one would hesitate to tell me#which is good and the way I prefer it#none of this is cohesive and will make sense to anyone who doesn’t know what my new job is#which is fine I just needed to work through some emotions#not only is this the first day off I’ve had since July 1st but it’s also the first day of my period#so#that should explain some things
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quick yall, your faves are getting away!
this how a lot of yall be talking about your faves
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this how a lot of yall be talking about your faves
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And now, some mountainous yonis courtesy of Mother Earth.
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same spot in my backyard; 6 months apart 🌞❄️✨
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#me thinking about meg’s ops#if not for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you etc etc etc#iasip
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Megan’s Instagram Update (January 26, 2024)
#the last couple weeks have been frustrating as someone who correctly knows that meg thee#is the most beautiful and intelligent and hardworking and deserving human being to ever walk on dolly parton’s green earth#i think anyone who ever says anything bad about miss thee stallion should be incinerated by laser beams instantly#just my opinion#megan thee stallion
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rosecutclothing • Café Brauer
Floral Suit for @shanemadej and @saraerubin ‘s wedding 🌼 They came to me with the idea of incorporating stars, rain and the state flowers of where they were from and met, so we have the California poppy, Connecticut mountain-laurel and Illinois violet. Thanks SO much for trusting me to make this, it was an absolute honor ! All chainstitch embroidery on deep blue wool. Wedding photos by @erinhoytphotography 🌼 #rosecutclothing #chainstitchemboridery #californiapoppy #altwedding
source: [rosecutclothing] posted Nov 30, 2023
#buzzfeed unsolved shane madej?????????????#good for him for not being a boring white guy at his wedding#spicy white!#shane madej#fashion
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Zayn via instagram
#not to come back to tumblr after six months and immediately regress to 2012 by posting about 1D and teen wolf#but#his apron says zaddy#zayn malik#smart of him to post this in black and white#we know what happens when 1D boys show their cooking skills#crucifixion the likes of which haven’t been seen since biblical times
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xy magazine jock x skater gay photoshoot my beloved
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