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There are many reasons it’s called the "Well of Sorrows". Solas knows it best but never wanted to tell you about it...
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#solas#well of sorrows#the truth is he didn't want you to drink his bathwater#i love my apostate hobo unwashed but...
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"The [...] visage fades into a human woman in her forties. Kinda slicked-back, dirty blonde hair, a scar that runs down the side of her face, and heavy burn marks across her neck. She's adorned in ornate, form-fitting clothing under a dark green cloak.
You look back to Seth... who is no longer Seth. Instead you see a dark elf of shoulder-length, somewhat wavy white hair, purple eyes, and stoic expression. You see he wears flowing black robes that fall from an intricate silver-shine mantle."
welcome to campaign 3, astrid & essek.
-Critical Role Campaign 3, Episode 94, "Where The Red Fearne Glows"
#astrid my beloved <3 im so glad they introduced her and essek TOGETHER. both so fundamental. mirrors.#and sweaty unwashed long haired essek? FOR ME#cr spoilers#critteredit#criticalroleedit#astrid becke#essek thelyss#campaign 3#critical role#matthew mercer#mine
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i am in love with your sollux i think
sollux love party :]
if you’re interested heres some of my personal fondness thoughts on him.. big warning for the mega long read ahead aye
as we alr know sollux's rejection of participation somewhat mirrors dave's rejection of heroism, but even without getting cooked to completion i still find sollux's character v compelling beyond the fourth wall
as someone who doesnt get a pinch of that Protagonist Sparkle to begin with, he can openly say he wants to leave anytime…. and unlike dave, he actually Can leave the scene anytime. but he can never be truly Free from the story via permanent character death like the other trolls.
his irrelevancy is indeed relevant - he’s there so u can point him out.
while his image is intended to be a relic of past internet subculture, his role is not only about hehehaha being a Chad or a 2000s cyberforum 2²chan haxxor ragequit gamebro.
his continued existence also happens to add a Bit to the overarching themes of homestuck! a Bit that gives him longer-lasting thematic relevance compared to the trolls who could’ve had more character potential but didnt get to survive beyond the main story.
the Bit in question:
his defiance contributes to the illusion of agency (treating characters = people with autonomy). he’s “aware” of it, and that recognition is worth noting enough to forcibly keep him alive as both reward and punishment.
considering how his personality & classpect is designed its definitely a very haha thing for hussie to do LOL. he’s made to be op asf so he's resigned to doing dirty work, gradually deteriorating along the way but never truly dying. as fans have mentioned before, him openly rejecting involvement after a while of grim tolerance is like if the sim u were controlling suddenly stopped, looked up and gave u the finger while u were step six into the walkthrough for Every Possible Sim Death Animation.
but since he’s just a sim… the more he hates it, the more you keep him around. if ur sim started complaining abt your whimsical household storyline you’d definitely keep that little fuck.
but yeah i like that sollux is just idling. the significance of his presence being that one dude who's always reliably Somewhere, root core Unchanged, no individual ambitions (possibly due to fear of consequence?), and design-wise: a staple representative product of his time.
compared to dirk's character, who has aged phenomenally well into the present (themes of control + AR + artificial intelligence, clearer exploration around navigating relationships/sexuality, infinite possibilities of self-splinterhood and trait inheritance), sollux's potential is really... contained. bitter. defeatist. limiting and frustrating in the way old tech is.
the world continues moving on to shinier, brighter, more advanced automated things - minimalist and metaverse or whatever but sollux is still here 🧍♂️ going woohoo redblue 3d. (tho personally i imagine his vibe similar to what the kids call cassette futurism on pinterest mixed w more grimy grunge insectoid influences eheh)
conceptually-speaking,
at the foundation of it all, the rapid pace of modern development was built off the understanding of ppl like sollux in the past, who were There actively at work while the dough was still beginning to rise
thats one of the cool things abt the idea of trolls preceding humans! the idea that trolls like sollux excelled back when lots of basic shit still needed to be discovered, building structures like networks and codes from scratch, and humans will eventually inherit and reinvent that knowledge in ways that become so optimized it makes the old manual effort seem archaic, slow, and labour-intensive.
but despite information/resources/shortcuts being more accessible now, much of the new highly-anticipated stuff released on trend still end up unfinished, inefficient, or expiring quickly due to cutting corners under severe capitalistic pressures
meanwhile, some of the old stuff frm past generations of thorough, exploratory and perfectionistic development still remains working, complete, and ever so sturdy.
those things continue to exist, just outside our periphery with either:
zero purpose left for modern needs (outdated/obsolete)
or
far too important to replace or destroy, bcs of its surprisingly essential and circumstantial usefulness in one niche specific area.
which are honestly? both points that sum up sollux pree well.
dramatic ending sorry. anw are u still on the fence or are u Sick abt him like me </3
#ask#anon#sollux captor#homestuck#hs2 spoilers#2023#vioart#hs2 sollux explaining girls and bitches to john: 🗣️🗣️🗣️#mr foods‚ setting up the visuals: LMAO ok pause. cool story bro theyre all gone its just u n ur sandwich bro.#now that i think abt it sol's kind of a toaster? awkwardly takes up countertop space#lacks the versatility and sociability of an air fryer/pressure cooker. unwashed and littered w crumbs!#but sometimes the clear‚ frank simplicity of the toaster is a temporary lifesaver for ppl who struggle w low appetite / decision fatigue#or ppl who just have a habit of eating toast for breakfast LOL#and eh ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ even if u dont feel like toasting today thats ok he's still gonna be sitting there 👍👍#a funnyman..... i curse him in my pan but root for him in my biscuit 🫶
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#ro.chatting#whb meme#what in hell is bad#whb asmodeus#whb#we love our unwashed King#give the stinky a bath#give him a bath card PB
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of course it's mickey, the dirtiest white boy in america, who's the only one shown washing his hands after using the bathroom since the fucking show started
#shameless#noel fisher#ian gallagher#cameron monaghan#mickey milkovich#gallavich#he's showering and all now#love is stronger than his white trash tendencies#the gallagher's house smells like unwashed ass you cannot argue that with me
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i can't hear you if you won't look at me
#hawkeye's hair should get even longer the worse shape he's in. just an unwashed unbrushed rat's-nest. this is my belief#art#sketch#mash#m*a*s*h#hawkahy#hawkeye pierce#father mulcahy#m1nty fresh hall of fame
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#mine gets greasy super fast!!#i washed it yesterday and it's so greasy already i hate it!!#def. have to wash it every two days if i'm off work#but i can't go to work with unwashed hair!!#poll#polls#tumblr poll#hair#greasy hair#poll*
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can you draw skypeia zosannnn,,,,,, twirls my hair n stuff
I'm sorry this took so long RAUGHR but I hope u like it gang 💯💯🙏
closeups + without bg !!
#ignore the background I beg#ik it's bad#anyways#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#zosan#sanzo#skypiea#trans sanji#trans zoro#sanji#zoro#one piece#phant0ma art#t4t zosan#notice zoros unwashed binder#yeah#one piece sanji#one piece zoro
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If you’re wondering why living with ford in college didn’t cause Fiddlefords queer awakening it’s bc I think it would be extremely funny if he thought Stan was hot but wasn’t at all attracted to ford. Anyway I’m sooo normal abt gravity falls rn
#I can only draw fiddleford with my pixelated pen#idk why#any other brush and he looks off#tag time#gf#gravity falls#fiddlestan#Stan pines#Stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#what can I say fiddleford likes his men greasy and unwashed#if they don’t look at home on a farm he doesn’t want them#beetlart#mullet Stan#can’t believe I forgot that extremely important tag
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babe wake up, new miserable cillian role just dropped
#unkempt‚ unwashed‚ and depressed#oh we really fucking won#cilliannation we are SO BACK#cillian murphy
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a repentia oc im working on
#everyone thinks she has red hair but it’s just all the unwashed dried blood. it’s actually white#she smells so bad#for the emperor#my art#my ocs#she doesn’t have a name yet#repentia#sister repentia#adepta sororitas#sister of battle#sisters of battle#warhammer#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#guh
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#asoiaf#house of the dragon#hotd#daenerys targaryen#pro daenerys targaryen#anti aegon ii targaryen#anti team green#get that unwashed greasy dirtbag away from my baby girl
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^ i care about this scribble deeply . He he ehehe hehe
#bloodborne#decadentart#man idk what to even tag this as beyond just Bloodborne. just a bunch of yharnamites & the good hunter#I love you people of yharnam. Very dear to me#kind of an exploration of Ideas . Not reallt anything comprehensive . thats how u should do it tbh#if im drawing shit every day. its gonna get messy. Orkay#drivel as in nonsense#but also? drool. Hrmg#yes i gave that man a tail. and?#i#i should draw some yharnamites again sometime genuinely fun drawing unwashed hairy lads idk#u kinda havw to get me#also yeah the weird lips are intentional#its like the lips on dogs and wolves#look ive been listrning to the voice files of the yharnamites and it make me giggle hehehehhehe#okay! get out of my house *slams door*#also gonna try doing it only 3 colors each day. Smillee
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My friend told me to draw/design human Tow Mater... This is a product of his evil genius... Please do not come for me. I'm sorry (I'm fucking not)
(Also he definitely stole that cowboy hat, probably accidentally)
Tractor tipping is just him getting in his tow truck and pulling over people's tractors in their fields, and then they chase him with buckshot.
#tow mater#pixar cars#cars#humanization#mater cars#Pure-Blooded redneck#(pure blood because this man is definitely inbred I don't give a fuck)#It's okay to be inbred as long as your best friend is like 30 years younger than you#him and lightning McQueen have a minimum wage job friendship#redneck#cowboy#tow truck#he fucks for sure#nothing like unwashed hair to get the ladies swooning
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they need to invent a version of the morning shower that doesn't feel like psychological torture
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Something a lil funny about wishcraft smelling like sugar, you're telling me that traveler who doesn't wash their hair smells like a bakery? Press X to doubt
#isat#isat siffrin#isat spoilers#sorry Siffrin but you smell like dirt unwashed hair and oil there is NO WAY THAT SUGAR SMELLS GOOD ON YOU#I bet Isabeau kisses them post canon and is like. Wait why do you taste like caramel?? Why is this a YA book all of a sudden?m#plot twist thats why Isabeau pushed Siffrin away during Bad Touch. He was just too surprised by the sugar overload
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