#unless ofc you play tf2

[get-more-bald]

every day I thank god fans aren't in charge of making updates to games

[melondaskelet0n]

NEW INTRO BLOG?!?! GASP!

Deciding to make a new intro blog since I feel like it

AHEM!!!

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

MY NAME IS MELON! I AM 14 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE TO DRAW AND MAKE EDITS! I TAKE REQUESTS AND LOVE TALKING TO NEW PEOPLE (I MIGHT BE A LITTLE SHY)!! I LOVE TF2 AND COD, I'M VERY CHATTY AND FRIENDLY AND I'M BISEXUAL!! I SUPPORT ANY SEXUALITY AND WILL ALWAYS TRY TO REMEMBER YOUR PRONOUNS AND PREFERED NAMES!! I AM VERY SHMOL AND HAVE DEPRESSION, I APPARENTLY MIGHT HAVE AUTISM AND ADHD ACCORDING TO MY IRL FRIENDS, MY OTHER ACCOUNT IS @meloubdagoober WHICH I FORGOT EXISTED, MY SCHOOL FATHER IS @wheresmy-berries (AN AMAZING PERSON) AND I AM SOLDIER'S AND ZHANNA'S DAUGHTER FRFR, INCLUDING THAT I'M @tf2addictedman-wastaken SISTER! (NOT IRL)

THINGS I WILL DO:

ANSWER SFW/SUGGESTIVE ASKS

BE YOUR PERSONAL THERAPIST

A YOUNGER/OLDER SISTER FIGURE

ACCEPT ANY SEXUALITY ON MY BLOG!!

QUICKLY RESPOND (SINCE I GET LONELY)

RANT A LOT ABOUT STUFF

SUPPORT AND COMFORT OTHERS!!

THINGS I WILL NOT DO

ANSWER NSFW ASKS

ALLOW ANY PEDOPHILES, ZOOPHILIA, DREAMSEXUAL OR ANY RED FLAGS ON MY BLOG

ALLOW SPAMMING (UNLESS UR MESSAGING ME OFC AND HOPEFULLY NOTHING BAD)

ALLOW HATE, RACISM, SEXISM, HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA ETC ON MY BLOG

ACCEPT ANY HATE OR DISCRIMINATION AGAINST MY FRIENDS OR PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW MY BLOG (idc if you insult me I'm already broken)

ACCEPT ANY THREATS TOWARDS ME

MORE INFO!!!

I AM CURRENTLY REALLY INTO TF2 AND COD BLACK OPS (1-4)

I LOVE SCOUT TF2 AND SOON GOING TO COSPLAY AS HIM!

I IDENTIFY AS FEMALE (WATERMELON)

I GO BY SHE/HER PRONOUNS

IF YOU FOLLOW, I GIVE A FOLLOW BACK

APPRECIATE THOSE WHO REBLOG MY STUFF AND INSTANTLY WILL FOLLOW AND LIKE THEIR POSTS

I SUCK AT ANIMATING N DRAWING SOMETIMES

I SWEAR I DON'T HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA I JUST HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS STILL

I MIGHT TALK ABOUT SEX OR SMASHING SCOUT BUT PLS DO NOT THINK I'M ACCEPTING NSFW ASKS OR TALKS THAT LAST FOR 40 MINUTES ((I JUST GET FREAKY))

I ENJOY ART

I DO NOT MAKE MYSELF AS CANON TO BEING SOLDIER'S AND ZHANNA'S DAUGHTER, IT'S JUST AN AU THINGY

I DON'T MIND ROLE PLAYING!!!

MY HUMOR IS BROKEN SO HIT ME W JOKES

I LIKE CREEPYPASTA AS WELL!!!

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ALT ACCOUNTS

@meloubdagoober @melondaskeletondraws

RP ACCOUNTS

@iamtherealengineer

BEST DADS HERE

[leorawright]

if ur still up for matchup’s could u do a romantic tf2?I’m a trans guy (he/they), i’m pansexual, and personally i hc pyro as aroace so avoid them if that’s ok?

About me: I’m pretty introverted until i get comfortable but when i do i can talk about anything! Before I open up, I have fake confidence, and I basically try to hide my anxiety if that makes sense, but at the end of the day, I cannot order for myself. When I open up, I love making people laugh and bullying people, in a friendly way usually. All my terrible chaotic ideas come out too, and I have very bad impulse control, so I end up hurt a lot unless someone stops me. Also I’m mixed if that affects anything?? I’m Chinese and Mexican. I have anxiety and adhd (part of the reason this is all over the place) so just being able to ramble about things every now and then helps me, but i still prefer to listen to someone else talk. My hobbies include studying whatever i’m hyper fixated on atm, baking, gaming, and drawing! I love animals so much, I used to be hyper fixated on animals when I was young and I retained so much knowledge about random animals, and I have a cat and a dog! I also love music! My favorite artists are Mitski, Cavetown, My Chemical Romance, and Blink-182!! My music taste is all over the place, but I love it so much!

In a partner: I listen to music almost all day, so I would prefer someone who will be ok with hearing my music playing all the time. My love language is quality time or physical touch. I prefer someone that I can bully, playfully ofc, and joke with, and that will be ok w dark humor as I use it to cope a lot, and someone who will be ok with my pets. I’m not very picky w partners bc i’m demiromantic, so i’m not sure what else to put? and i’ve never done a match up anyways thank u have a nice day

This took me a while to decide but I think this guy is perfect!

I personally match you up with...

Medic!

If I'm being honest Medic has enough confidence for the two of you

Your dark humor will always make Medic laugh and Medic is equally delighted if you laugh at the dark jokes he makes

When you friendly bully Medic he'll act offended but he's just being a drama queen and trying to make you laugh

Medic will never stop you from making the bad decisions he's just there to heal you up after the bad decision

When you two have a conversation it goes on for hours because you'll ramble and then Medic will ramble but neither of you are complaining

He's already got birds so it's good you like animals

Any hobby you're hyper fixtating on please include Medic he wants to be a part of things

When's he's in his lab feel free to hang out un there with him but when he's not working he definitely would rather cuddle with you

Honestly when the day is almost over don't worry about having to hide your anxiety from Medic he'd much rather see the real you and just relish in your presence

[calithecretin]

(Updated as of August 2023)

Hello to whoever’s reading this!

I am a 19 year old female artist, AMV creator, and occasional fanfic writer (she/they). Drawing has always brought me immense comfort and is by far my favorite hobby. I am also queer (pan and demiromantic) and Christian. Any kind of support, from likes to revolve to follows to even just a nice comment, is super welcome!

MAIN INTERESTS: Superjail!, Postal, Clone High, DHMIS, FNAF, Deltarune, NITW, The Big Bang Theory, dinosaurs, cats, horror, the pink panther, rock music, US history from 1890s-1990s

SIDE FANDOMS/INTERESTS: TF2 (don’t play it anymore but I still love the characters),, The Owl House, Gravity Falls, Sonic, Smiling Friends, MLP:FIM, Undertale, some animes like MHA

DNI:

-Standard DNI criteria (racist, homophobic, n*zi, MAP, you get the idea)

-Proshippers/comshippers/anti-antis and their supporters🖕

-TERFs

-You regularly watch or enjoy liveleak or snuff films

-Younger than 13

-Fetish and strictly NSFW blogs (18+ blogs are ok)

-Furry haters. This is a big one as the furry community is a safe space for me and I don’t want that kind of hatred on my blog. Please DNI, thanks.

BYF:

-I may occasionally post/reblog artwork with mature themes, such as violence, suggestive content, horror, and (always censored) nudity. For this reason my account is generally rated 16+.

-If you don’t apply to my DNI list feel free to interact with me, just be aware that especially during spring and autumn I am busy with college stuff and may not respond immediately, I promise I’m not ignoring you :)

-Please, only ask for my Discord if you’re 16 or older. No offense, I just don’t feel comfortable with messaging people that young.

-I will NOT talk about NSFW topics with you if you are a minor, if you try to do that you will be blocked. No exceptions.

-l struggle with social cues, especially online. So tone tags are appreciated.

-I also have social anxiety, so I may ask for reassurance or over-apologize, please don’t take it personally.

-I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DRAMA. Please don’t rope me into it unless it’s genuinely important. Thank you.

Finally, OC boundaries since I share them quite a bit.

OK WITH ANY OF MY OCS: Fanart, especially interacting with canon/your characters! I love to see it :) also age-appropriate compliments

OK IF THEY’RE 18+: Compliments like “hot” or “sexy”, mildly suggestive art (please don’t go overboard with any of these)

ASK ME FIRST: Appearances in your fanfiction/comics (they can’t be main characters sorry), anything you’re unsure about

NOT OKAY WITH: Headcanons and self shipping with them, I totally support headcanoning and selfshippers but with my characters it just makes me uncomfy, sorry. Also, NEVER USE MY CHARACTERS FOR NSFW, FETISHES, OR SMUT.

And ofc with all of these credit me as the OG creator

Welp, that’s all! :)

[mangleschmidt]

“Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware” but it’s Danganronpa V3 but the AI is Self-Aware AU

An AU I had talked about with @carlitagt on Discord like 8-9 months ago. And now I will share whatever we were talking about.

Short explanation of the au, Gonta breaks the game.

Spoilers for Danganronpa V3 and it gets rambly:

Long explanation. I find it more comical if Gonta is the Dr Coomer of the group, pretty much the self-aware ai and has stupid amounts of power, as if his strength isn’t enough. But his intelligence and personality remains so Shuichi/Kaede would treat Gonta like how Gordon Freeman would treat Tommy.

I also like to imagine Gonta just takes down an exisal with the glock he finds in Maki’s lab and the power of his fists, all in Half-life/tf2 style just to make it look more funnier. Maki just lets him, cuz he’s not Kokichi.

For the others? Not entirely sure but they follow the game script and then goes rogue because Gonta fucked everything up and everyone is alive. The supposedly dead students just do whatever and Rantaro/Kaede sometimes brute forcing their way like they’re a player in a fps game, kinda like Dr. Bubby.

Other than Kaede, Tsumugi, Rantaro and Shuichi having some form of self-awareness due to their status (the most self-aware in the class are the protagonists ofc), Kokichi is also self-aware because that’s canon but doesn’t have the same level.

Kokichi: *something along the lines of nobody likes me bc i cant write kokichi*

Gonta: Dont worry, Ouma-kun, you place 2nd on MyNavi poll and first on the electronic poll of on the gaming magazine Dengeki, so you're the most popular out of all us :)

Shuichi: *tries not to laugh* So where do you placed Gonta-kun?

Gonta: 12th and on the post cards, Gonta is at 14th. On the electronic poll, Gonta is 3rd. Drastic differences but Gonta is not as popular as Ouma-kun

Kokichi: ...

(This is from a real poll held in Japan btw)

More quotes

Shuichi/Kaede with Gonta in this au: Oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous

Shuichi/Kaede with others: You fucking donkey

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Gonta, putting the gun at Shuichi: Saihara-kun, Gonta has found a gun

Shuichi: Gonta-kun! Dont point it at me- wait where did you get that?

Gonta: Gonta found it in Maki's lab, it's at her front door

Shuichi: Maki's what?! You shouldn't play with that

Gonta: turns and points the gun at Monokuma Gonta believes this is how you use a gun

Monokuma: H-hey! It's against the rules to fight against the Headmaster

Gonta: turns the safety off It doesn't say about the Exisals

Also, Gonta gets a lot of screentime just because of how chaotic he became. Gonta also tries to connect with Shuichi like he did with Kaede in the first fte, just cuz i feel like it would be really interesting and Shuichi just let’s him.

Gonta, sits on the grass: Saihara-kun, do you know forensics?

Shuichi: Well yeah, but I usually don't solve murder though it can be useful in other cases

Gonta: Gonta also know forensics. Forensics entomology in fact. It can help solve murders. Usually to know when the body starts decaying and also know more about the location of the place. Unless the body has been tampered with, say, stored in a fridge or cold area, you can tell when the person died by the development of the maggots in their body. It's postmorten.

Shuichi: ...

Gonta: Hello Saihara-kun

What happens in Chapter 4, you may ask? Welp. Kokichi doesn’t rely on Gonta in chapter 4 but instead relies on Shuichi. But when they all got in the murder part, Kokichi stops in the middle of his speech and looks to his right. Miu and Shuichi look at their left and Gonta is just fucking standing there. No one knew how he got there but he got there.

Gonta: Saihara-kun, Iruma-san murder is bad ):

Miu: Wh- how- what are you doing here?! Stay back! People outside need me

Gonta: But Iruma-san ):

Kokichi: How the fuck did you got here?

Gonta: Trimping

Kokichi: You’re not even playing Demoknight tf2 wtf

Then everything get a bit dark in that bit. Gonta would just straight up tell Miu that there’s nothing beyond the walls of the school. (Similar when like Dr Coomer flew off out of the mountains, came back and said “there’s nothing there”, indicating that there’s no map beyond what they’re supposed to see. Self-aware ai)

Gonta would off-handedly mentions that he’s supposed to be on Saihara’s place and he’s supposed to see the flashback light and kill Miu. Shuichi is just so surprised but doesn’t know what to comment and Gonta almost never mentions it again. Until he “mentions” it after surviving and Gonta told Shuichi that he doesn’t know what to do after surviving for no reason.

Yeah it did get a bit dark but it got comical afterwards

Gonta: Saihara-kun, Gonta doesn’t know what to do after surviving ):

Shuichi: Just.... do whatever you pal. You saved our butts afterall

Gonta: :D Weee crashes on an exisal and beats it up with a crowbar

Kokichi would still go by the mastermind plan despite it being out of character now since they still gotta go with the actual game script. But fortunately for him, Gonta got even more stronger in Chapter 5.

Chapter 6 is probs gonna be like:

Gonta: *does some trippy shit and kicks ass*

Miu: *joins in kicks some Exisal ass*

Kaito: *joins in* Don’t fuck with the Science teaaammmm!!!!!

Tsumugi: Crying

Everyone would be looking for clues while Gonta just disappeared and comes back with the dead student he wasn’t able to save while messing around.

Someone like Kirumi but I have like two outcomes where he either trimps his way to Ryoma’s room with Shuichi from the pool area since that’s technically not against the rules and caught Kirumi doing the murder plan or in the class trial where he was blamed for the murder of Ryoma he straight up spits with facts

Kirumi: You’re one of the only ones who could possibly do this murder

Gonta, pulls out his own truth glock: Says the culprit

Kokichi: Can you like nerf Gonta?

Monokuma: That’s the problem, I don’t know and I can’t. Well this sucks, now the fun is ruined

Kaede: Good

[whaleofatjme1920]

Imma request a TF2 matchup.

I’m 24, biologically female, and use she/they pronouns. I’m an avid gamer. I’ll play the mainstream stuff like Mario Bros and the Half-Life series (and TF2 of course), but I’ll also play really obscure games that like three other people have heard of. Lately I’ve been obsessed with Animal Crossing (like the rest of the internet).

I’ve studied three languages, none of which I’m close to being fluent in. I’ve studied French, German, and Japanese. If I had to pick one that I have the most knowledge of, it would be German. Ironically, I’m uncomfortable speaking it out loud since I feel like I’m involuntarily speaking it with a really bad German accent, as if I was mocking actual native speakers.

I have ADHD which makes things like reading difficult unless it’s something I’m extremely interested in. I’m also autistic and don’t require much support, but I still experience sensory issues and social awkwardness. I also have PTSD from childhood trauma and depression that I’m slowly but surely getting under control.

As for NSFW, I’m far from vanilla. I’ll try most things at least once, as long as the thing doesn’t risk someone or myself getting hurt or sick from it. I’m definitely a sub since I’m a couple inches shorter than average, and also really shy. The easiest way to turn me on is to whisper in my ear, bonus points if it’s in some sort of accent.

To close it off, I’m a huge animal lover. Whenever I see someone walking a dog when I’m out I simply HAVE to ask to pet it. I get super excited when I get to visit any place that has animals. I’m also a vegetarian out of compassion for animals, and for my own health.

Hope this wasn’t too much. Or too weird. 😅

Your matchup is... Medic!

[Disclaimer, if you're coming from the tags, this is part of a special event I am holding from November 17th to the 21st where I am accepting matchups from all fandoms I currently write for. Feel free to check out my 1K celebration masterlist here for rules during the window this event is open! If it's past the 21st midnight USA central time, do NOT send me a matchup. I will have to politely turn you down. Sorry </3]

NSFW below

In General

hm, I almost feel this was too easy but no I actually really like the two of you together.

Things He Likes About You

SO, Ludwig likes that you're into video games despite him not understanding them AT ALL. You gotta get him into Animal Crossing though lmfao. He loves that you're into languages, especially German but ofc I will circle back to this. Y'know what? Let me just catapult into you two as a couple.

You Two as a Couple & NSFW

So, when it comes to languages, this man has such an ear for them. He misses speaking in German as often as he'd like, mostly because, he hates translating things in his head all the time. But you speak German?? Oh my goodness is he going to speak with you!! Ludwig doesn't mind your accent, and if you want, he can further your skill! It's the least judgmental he will ever be lmfao. He wants to know about Japanese and French as well, he knows a bit of French so plz-. He'll only help you whenever you ask, so if you need him, he's there but he won't baby you. He likes when you're interested in things which make him happy. Sensory issues? He'll help if you're out of your element. The man is never socially awkward, so he can cover for you. He's also supportive of you with your PTSD and depression, he knows what those are like. Ludwig is a pretty supportive guy when he's not fronted as some giggling mess that steals skeletons. He likes birds - that's about it. Maybe dogs?? Cats he can tolerate better. He's not a vegan or a vegetarian but will make you food that suits your eating habits and to respect your health.

He's a kinky mf, I've said that once and I'll say it again. He's mostly a dom, sometimes likes subbing but like, he will use his voice to his advantage. Will probably speak dirty in German in your ear. Ofc he has a nice voice and we all know it. I think Ludwig more likes pain inflicted on him, but with you he's a lot more gentle because he doesn't want to put you out of your element. But he's happy you'll try things at least once because he ALWAYS wants to try things.

Closing Thoughts/Other Things

Hi love bug, you sent a great amount and nothing is too weird at all. I hope you enjoyed!

[leorawright]

Hello! I really like ur tf2 x reader,and i were very shine to ask for smth,btw... May i request tf2 x fem!reader who turns into a neko (anike chr with cat ears and tail)? Only if u want,ofc. 👉👈🥲💞

I um don't do fem reader but I can still do this prompt for you! (Also don't be afraid to ask anonymous requests are on if you're scared to request anything and as long as they follow my rules I won't deny them!) (Another note I did only a couple I was a bit clueless sorry)

Mercs with neko s/o

Scout

Scout adores how cute you look and will tell you every day unless you tell him not too

He won't mess with your ears or tail but your fur is really soft

He'd never ask for it but if you wrap your tail around his waist he gets really happy for no reason

Demoman

Demo loves animals so your ears and tail just doubled his love for you

Sometimes, when cuddling he'll rest his head in between your ears

He's very ticklish so expect him to start laughing if you brush his sides with your tail

Pyro

Dreams coming true once again folks!

They might die of happiness when they meet you

Cuddling sessions are almost daily

Sometimes they get distracted during meetings and might start playing with your tail so be warned

Sniper

Sniper is intrigued by your looks so he might accidentally start playing with the tips of your ears but he doesn't mean to upset you

He doesn't often make a fuss over your looks but when your cuddling he appreciates the feel of your soft fur

He'd never say anything but when he's restless if you let him play with your tail he's really thankful