#unhinged anon (affectionate)!

[lovesickeros]

i am very normal about your interpretation of the tsaritsa (positive, said with love and adoration for your writing style)

im the number 1 tsaritsa fan for a reason its my duty to provide accurate tsaritsa rep (shes a bit unhinged and maybe a little evil. just a drop of morally bankrupt) 🫡

honestly I had to cut out chunks of it and edit parts to make it more tame bc this is still a sfw blog and I didn't want to flashbang the crowd too bad. unedited cut is locked in a vault forever. some people here r still normal gotta keep them in mind still

not me though

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Sly: What exactly are you giving us?

Penelope: Yeah, what is this look you've got going on?

Sly: You look like- were you slashed in the off off OFF off production of The Lion King?

Dimitri: No, bitch, after a long night of hooking-

Sly: [wheezing]

Dimitri: Trade... didn't like the session so he gutted me...

Sly: Okay.

Penelope: [staring, wide-eyed and in disbelief]

Dimitri: and set me on fire...

Sly: I see.

Dimitri: But, you know, I didn't die.

Sly: Okay.

Dimitri: I had crystalized!

Sly: Oh?

Dimitri: And now I'm a glamazon, bitch, ready for the runway!

Penelope: So, what you're saying is... you had a costume and you had to make it fit the theme?

Sly: [laughing]

[cousticks]

hi bestie.

It's me, Hi, I'm that anon it's me 🎶

*leaves*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TYSM FOR THE EFFORT. I READ YOUR ANSWER ABOUT BEAST AND HIHIHI TYSM 🥰🥰

So you and your bf are working on a project Beastswap? 🤔

Well don't forget to announce it here when it's ready cause I'm looking forward to it 😊😘🤭 no pressure ofc but like don't forget to let your tumblr babes know if it's there on the table! heh 😼

I spit my drink when I read your complaints about BEAST Chuuya (especially the movie one). Ik it's not meant to be funny but your commentary on it was a BIT funny 😂

'.. because wtf is that'

reminds me of that 'daddy, chill' video LOL

anywaysss, ty and have a great day 🤭😄

(P. S ik you said it could have been longer like an Ao3 work, but I honestly would not mind. I would literally buffet that whole thing lol.)

Thank you for feeding me 😄 that was some good stuff HAHAHA.

asks? answered. hotel? transylvania

unhinged energy? reciprocated. 😜

Have a great day 😽

i'm so glad you enjoyed my 1000 year long ramble! i love talking about beast and was really happy to get that ask, i was turning over my thoughts in my head at work all day the day before to try to assemble it into some kind of organization for you.

and yeah, we're working on the Beastswap project! once its in a publishable condition my dear tumblr followers and beloved mutuals will be the first to know, for sure. its been a couple years in the making and really breaks down the characters and makes them face their flaws & what they're afraid of becoming, and is certainly not happy but is really interesting imo. but i'm biased because i had a hand in making it lol. anyway, enough teaser trailer, it will eventually make it to the tumblr (& ao3) market eventually! ...when we get the time.

beast chuuya is very important to me but i think his actual canon appearances suck LOL. it was definitely meant to be a little funny, i had to have something uptempo to hold attention in all that mess! im delighted to hear im funny <3 one of my first posts on this blog is a little half-drabble half-rant of my own interpretation for where chuuya was at the end of beast

please know you're always welcome in my asks!! i'm happy to go on and on forever about this series, it means a lot to me =)

have a wonderful day my dear unhinged anon, come back soon!

[youareinlove]

do you think she’ll keep doing the mashups? i find them super cool and also makes us understand her thought process i guess

i go back and forth on this daily, but at the moment i think she might keep it to one mashup and one full song (not as like a set rule or anything, more as an average)

[coeluvr]

I wish Vincent liked us 😫 his hate and annoyance is too much and the flirting options right now are so embarrassing and unhinged 😆 Whenn will we get actual romance?

*checks notes* we are just at chapter 4, anon. 😭

Vincent's route is the 2nd most slowburn in my head because of how he feels toward MC. I think it would be so out of character for him to not dislike MC to some degree especially since we literally start the story with him being crazy mean to MC.

Due to it being a slowburn, actual "normal" flirting or affectionate choices will be late to join us. The reason the current flirting options are so crazy is because there's no depth in there, it's just to mess with him or because they find him attractive or both.

It's a slow process, you're definitely not seeing any romance for a good while. There are so many conversations to have before they can be true to each other, hell they aren't even friendly yet.

[herejusttosufferalong]

I've been a Lukola shipper since last year, and I've been reading all the male POVs. So, I decided to ask the dudes in my life about this whole situation. I talked to some of my male BFFs and my brother. I'll start with what my brother, who's 15 (I'm 19), had to say.

Over the past three days, I showed him most of the interviews, especially the unhinged ones, all the hand-holding clips, Tif's edits, etc. Then I introduced him to the GF and gave him a brief rundown of all the antics - Instyle, NY and London premieres, Deuxmoi, pool pics, Milan, GQ.

Here’s what he thinks:

Luke and Nic LOVE each other. Luke probably loves her more, or maybe she's just better at hiding it. Nic is affectionate towards everyone, so it’s not as apparent. My brother thinks Nic is really funny and obviously beautiful, especially after watching her solo interviews like "9 Things I've Never Tried Before," ASMR, and accents.

Luke is being hot and cold. After I told him about the break after Brasil, he said that makes sense. It seems like whenever Luke goes back to his friends, he comes back acting like a dick. I showed him Luke's hot boy summer phase and the NYE video of them dancing. He said Luke acts like a dick when he's with his friends, especially Rory, who seems like the leader. He even noticed Tom and said Luke should hang out with him more. When I mentioned Rory breaking up with his GF and now dating Sienna (who's 23), he immediately clocked it and said, “Wow, Lukey did the same.” In a very not impressed tone. I couldn't stop laughing.

Nothing happened in Brasil. My brother thinks Nic would never do anything shady. The interviewers and overall vibes of Brasil were super chill, so Luke let himself loose a bit. However Nic seemed the same, maybe a little more giggly.

NY and London premieres:

NY: They looked fine, but Luke seemed pissed for some reason. The hand moment was insane. He thinks the GF blindsided Nic and set up the videos of them hugging, because why aren’t there videos of others?

London: Nic seemed a little wary, and Luke looked downbad. Luke T and Nic either need to work together or date, or both, because they're cute. Simone is definitely a shipper. He also thinks Golda might be a shipper, but she seems to have clocked Luke’s shit and is side-eyeing, which he is too. The Deuxmoi stunt was dumb and embarrassing.

About A, R, and S:

Rory: Luke hangs onto Rory’s every word, so the GF might not be going anywhere as long as she's in the friend group. My brother hates Rory and thinks he's Luke’s constant during the hot boy summer phase. Rory wasn't seen much before that. Other Anons, is this true?

A: A is in the relationship for the perks. The Hailey Bieber cosplay is gross. My brother almost puked when I showed him the thread comparing A and HB’s outfits. A is obviously trolling the fans, which is boring.

S: He doesn’t think there’s anything nefarious going on with S, and it’s good for her that she’s going to Jack M's classes, but it’s weird that it's only happening now.

In conclusion, my brother thinks this whole thing is going to drag on for a lot longer, but that’s a huge maybe since Luke and Nic are coming back for S4. If Luke's friend group manages to infiltrate the sets, it won't matter much because everyone adores Nic and seems protective of her. A is going to stay as long as she can. Right now, my brother hates Luke and thinks he screwed up royally, even as a friend. It’s a bigger deal if there are non-platonic feelings involved. He wants to see Luke make a thank you post for S3, because that's the least he can do. Luke needs to figure his stuff out, and it seems like whenever he's on vacation, things just get worse. Basically, he needs to GET A JOB and things will sort themselves out.

Wow, that was a lot. Never thought my brother would be so mature!

Also can someone clarify if R was still such a huge part of L's life before his HBS?

Damn the 15 yo is smarter than some grown ass folk in the fandom lmao

LOVE x

[laura1633]

In light of on track misery, I come bearing omegaverse headcanons 🤲

The possessive alpha!charles ideas are all good fun, but I raise you possessive omega!charles being unhinged on main and trying to assert his dominance over omega!Lando amidst all the media speculation while alpha!Max is an oblivious idiot (affectionate). Hell hath no fury like an omega scorned 😌

Sorry I didn't get around to this at the weekend anon but I think we could still do with some omegaverse headcanons 💕

I always love Max being completely oblivious to everything that is going on around him!

Charles would be wanting to make it very clear that Max belongs to him. He is all over Max in the paddock and points out to anyone who will listen that he knows Max better than anyone. He even has a quiet word and bats his eyelashes at the Red Bull social media admin so that they will post about him and Max.

Max is just super happy about all the attention he is getting from Charles and has no idea that Charles is just laying claim to him very publicly 😂

Max also has no idea why Lando seems a little reluctant to come near him. He thinks it might be to do with on track stuff but it's actually because Charles is giving Lando death stares and hissing in his direction. Nobody is taking Alpha Max away from Charles!!!

I am actually a really big fan of crazy unhinged Omega Charles!!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

lmaooo kenny watching you sleep is so creepy (might also be the type of person to randomly trace your nose to see if you'll wake up???)

i can imagine being in a relationship with kenny being like dealing with an unpredictable hot potato of an angry cat who can bite you at any given moment (but, like, the risks of getting scratched and bitten until you bleed outweigh petting a cute cat...)

also, i feel like kenny would just know random details about you?? like your ring size. or your shoe size. or, if you have period, when it starts. and ends. or that you used to have a fringe in seventh grade. or that your grandma likes to bake victoria sponge cake.

or like, casually remembering something small, and being, five years down the line, like, "Do you remember you told me on X day of the X week at X hour XYZ?"

and you're like ????

and sometimes, when kenny would be weirdly nice like getting you a blanket or really leaning into domesticity, you would like watch him like O.O what's next...?

would casually spring up things on you. "Let's get married." "Do you think I should test this out on a human?" "I am leaving for five days, don't contact me." "Should we freak your mother and father out by saying that I'm centuries old?" "You remind me of someone I knew in the sixteenth century. They were... interesting." "I got you a wedding dress, put it on. If you don't, there'll be consequences." "I don't think I'll kill you... I think."

high-key very unhinged... but at least you're kept on your toes all the time? right?

ANON . YOU GET IT.

he’s so fucking Weird . 100% stares at you sleeping and traces the bridge of your nose … smiles a little when that makes your face scrunch up a bit. he’s just fascinated by you i think!! by the fondness you make him feel. he’s like oh :) emotion :)….

AND YES. HE LITERALLY IS JUST A CAT. when it comes to dating kenny i feel like you sort of have to adjust to his whims….. he can definitely be silly and affectionate (in a mildly condescending way) but then he can also be very Cold. and come off as apathetic. he’s like a stray cat who waltzed into your home one day and let you pet and feed it…. sleeps in your bed and purrs when you scratch behind its ears but won’t hesitate to hiss if you do something he doesn’t like. random bouts of affection but only ever at his whim, y’know? like. he’s Your Cat but he also isn’t. he doesn’t always come home and it’s clear he has a life outside of you. but he likes your company enough to let you come closer than anyone else has been and that means a lot on its own!!! he’s just…. your mildly creepy cat. who watches you sleep with his big creepy eyes and protects you from the shadows.

BUT OK enough abt kenyaku (<- his Cat name)….. ANON I LOVE YOU. i agree!! on all points!!!! him knowing random little things about you….. randomly recalling certain things…. i feel like his memory is a little jumbled. kenjaku is the type to forget your bday but like … he’ll remember your thoughts on Every Single Character in the show you’ve been binging. or the exact tone of voice you had when you spoke to him for the first time. his love definitely shows in the little things… he might not tell you that he Loves You outright and i don’t think he’d care about making your relationship official in any way, but if you mention liking a brand of soda you’ll find one waiting for you in the fridge the next day. he’s cute. i’ve said this before a while ago but i also think kenny would take you on random trips a lot…. just to spend time with you!! but he doesn’t Tell You where you’re going so you just have to listen to him say ”we’re almost there ^_^” like 50 times. lmao.

ALSO BEFORE I FORGET . the period thing. you’re a genius anon. he just randomly sniffs you and then goes ”you’re on your period aren’t you” and you’re like ??? wtf is wrong with you ?????? (he was Right btw) LIKE HE’S SO STRANGE. you don’t need a period tracker because he’ll just casually let you know you’ll be getting your period tomorrow. and that it’ll probably be a little worse than usual. and he’s Always right so you just have to nod.. silently…. trying not to give him side eye……… for the record i think he also takes care of you well during your Time of The Month. tries to be a little more tender because he knows you’re sensitive and doesn’t really want to deal with you crying (he doesn’t like seeing you in distress but that’s a secret)….. makes sure you’re taking ibuprofen. makes sure you get some fresh air. lets you sleep on his lap like a puppy while he reads. places one of his big warm hands on your lower stomach. he’s a little more indulgent i think.

but ok period comfort ASIDE . the random bouts of affection/domesticity….. you Get it anon. i think he’s actually fairly physically affectionate but it’s never something He initiates. he just expects you to know when it’s okay to cling to him and not. so if he pulls you into his lap or covers you in a blanket or whatever you kind of melt a bit…. i DO think he’s a frequent hair-ruffler though. and a serial booper. he’ll mess up your hair and boop your nose and you just have to Deal with it. get booped idiot. (it’s how he shows affection :3)

"Let's get married." "Do you think I should test this out on a human?" "I am leaving for five days, don't contact me." "Should we freak your mother and father out by saying that I'm centuries old?" "You remind me of someone I knew in the sixteenth century. They were... interesting." "I got you a wedding dress, put it on. If you don't, there'll be consequences." "I don't think I'll kill you... I think."

AND FINALLY. THIS. i went insane btw. all of these r so real and true anon …. he’s just kind of silly and weird and tiptoes that line between hot and cold. but he Cares for you in his own weird way.

and!!! i don’t think he would ever kill you!!!!! i do think he’d say that last line but only to see your reaction lmao. compared to other jjk villains kenny is never shown killing anyone on a pure whim, obviously he doesn’t Mind doing it but it’s not something i see him doing casually yk?? especially not to someone whose company he genuinely enjoys…. maybe if he thinks he’s getting Too attached to you? :0 idk but!! i feel like kenny keeps you around for as long as he possibly can if he cares for you. spending time with you is important to him. even if he randomly disappears now and then. (if he genuinely Loves you i think there’s a good chance he’ll just throw you over his shoulder and bring you with him LMAO)

BUT YES. i’m OBSESSED with him. thank you soso much for feeding my kenny thoughts anon <333 the kenny talks i’ve been having lately r Really tempting me to finish some kenny fics T_T….. soon.

[galactiquest]

Feral for affection uncanny vash or knives.

🌻have a good day

Hi there Sunflower Anon! I'm going to call you that, especially if you come back again with another sunflower. Thanks for the ask!!

I've seen the uncanny Vash and Knives stuff blow up in popularity. I Was there. Though sometimes I feel it's disingenuous to call them uncanny--that's our human interpretation of their forms. Maybe something more along the lines of primal? Well, syntax aside, I think it's a super fun idea to lean more into the alien ideals of Plants. I have plenty of my own headcanons for how the two look and operate, but, let's not focus on that right now. Let's just get affectionate!

Vash and Knives x Reader: Affections (Uncanny ver.)

Content Warnings: General uncanny or possibly unnerving content ahead. Features like multiple eyes/limbs/etc. are discussed, and there may be an implicit body horror to it. No violence, though! Just cuteness aside from all that!

Vash

I think Vash is pretty hesitant at first to show you any sort of uncanny parts of himself. I mean, we already know how he feels about his scars--he really doesn't want to scare you off, especially once you two have become close.

But if you can slowly and gently coax him out of his shell, if you can convince him that yes, you'll love every part of him, no matter how ugly he may think those parts are, he'll eventually relent.

And at first, it's just a few features that pop out. It might be reflective, glowy eyes in the nighttime, or fingers that have grown out just a little too long for the average man, or even a few spiny scutes along his back.

Once he's comfortable, though? He lets it all hang out. Not like that--he just allows his true form to come through. And there's lots of limbs and even some sharp edges to deal with... But if you're patient, you'll find he's maybe even more affectionate like this!

Cuddles end up the best because now instead of two (sometimes one, if he has the prosthetic off) arms around you, it's six (more like five!) and you are ever-so-tightly squeezed against his body. He also has a very comfortable temperature, so you never have to worry about being too hot or too cold. It's just right!

Purring. Yes, I know it's cliché, I know that it's mentioned in every imagine, but come on. It's so cute. I don't think it's like animal purring, though, maybe more like an engine. Or perhaps more akin to a larger cat purring. Less cutesy, more... well, rumbly. Sometimes it makes his whole body vibrate.

With his extra appendages, he loves to tickle you. Prepare to be bombarded with tickles. He's able to dance across your skin so fast that you can barely catch him in time to try and swat him away.

Kisses! He tries to be so careful with kisses since his jaw can unhinge and all that. And lots of teeth get in the way. But if you don't mind that... Or perhaps, if you're into that... Well, you can definitely start experimenting. But he's still as gentle as possible.

Knives

Now this is someone who's not afraid to show you their true self. Knives is going to quickly reveal his primal form to you. If you can't learn to get comfortable with it, he's obviously not for you. (It begs the question as to why he keeps a more humanoid form too--maybe it's just easier to get around in human-sized spaces with?)

No matter your initial reaction, I think he's going to make some kind of comment. You get scared? Typical human. You like it? Disgusting. You act as utterly neutral as possible? Don't lie to yourself. There's seriously no winning with him.

But with whatever charm (or perhaps sheer persistence) you give, the two of you are a pair now. And if there's one word to describe how he acts with you? It's protective.

If you two are ever out and about, he's got a sharp, bright wing curled over and around you, shielding from peering eyes. On the outside, it's all points and blades (and knives?) but on the inside, only for you to see, there's some softer, more downy feathers. Just so you won't rust up the blades, whatever you say, Knives.

His conscious self isn't keen to showing affection, but his subconscious body sure is. Expect a few tingly vines trying to wrap around and hold your hand, or a tail-like appendage that rests on your waist/shoulders, or a wing tickling your cheek. He swears he isn't doing it intentionally.

Unlike his brother, he's not a super affectionate guy, as stated above, so don't expect much in the way of kisses. Unless the two of you are alone, and he's in a better-than-usual mood. Then his cravings might get the better of him, and he might just tackle on top of you to bite a chunk out of you--I mean, get a few sloppy kisses in.

Overall? In front of others, relatively distant. Behind closed doors? You're becoming his. Tight tendrils keep you close at night, teeth nibble at the nape of your neck, the sharp edges of leaves or feathers tease your skin but never come too close. He's too precise to actually ever hurt you.

End Notes: I think their "true" forms are something akin to an insectoid/angelic/plant-like mix, where it's sort of indescribable, archaic, tangled and messy. Maybe I ought to draw them and show you all...~

Also, there REALLY need to be more 1998 Knives gifs, or I'm about to pony up and just make a buttload of my own.

Okay, last note. Sorry this took me a while! I just moved back into college and my first week was busy! (^人^)

[brian-kinney-apologist]

i know we're all impatient to see exactly what the fuck went down in the 1970's but honestly, the aftermath of it all is what is making me the most impatient. exactly how unhinged is armand gonna get about daniel once daniel has his memories back? because he sure as fuck hasn't been acting normal about him but i get the feeling he's gonna be insufferable (affectionate)

hey anon!!! personally i cannot wait for whatever they will serve us in the next episode!!! give me loumand doing psycho shit to both young and old daniel, i'll take whatever!!!! also remember how the cast said that dubai season is very important this season?? and that's definitely what's happening rn and imo obviously will become even more important later this season and i'm afraid it will kill half of the fandom lol

(also i kinda have a feeling now that during the most insane dubai scene lestat is going to show up like in that meme where a guy walks in the room full of fire)

[the-raindeer-king]

Hey hey hey, psst, King

I have a thought to share (it's about Soap ofc, I have bias) Yk how everyone talks about how friendly and dog energy he is?

I really really believe that Soap is just as scary as Ghost could be, if not more. He's just as intensely attached it just seems more intimidating because it's hidden SO WELL! He's a demolition expert, wickedly smart, volunteered to stroll into a cartel outpost without armor or weapons for Intel just positive he could do it (and did in MW2) And did you ever see the scene where he and Price have Makarov?? In the heli??? My guy grabbed Makarov by the collar, slammed him into a wall, onto the ground, gun to his head and was ready to shoot IF Price hadn't stopped him. I remember watching and hearing him say 'Let me finish him-' in the harshest growl it wasn't overly loud or roaring because Soap is a subtle, hidden sort of intensity

NOW IF WE DIRECTING BACK TO HOW IT AFFECTS HIS RELATIONSHIPS-

He comes off as a flirt, honestly. But Soap is so intensely loyal because he knows he's hard to love, so when someone does? Smitten.

His bright blues are just too intensely blue when he's wide eyed and alert, either hunting a target down, or eying the person that made a one off comment making you uncomfortable. His smile is just a bit too wide, just a bit too intense when he's watching his LT give someone their comeuppance, or when he watches how the person who had been bothering his partner fumbles out an apology(and you'll never know the 'words' he had to ensure the apology was made)

Oh, sure, he's affectionate and excitable, and loyal, and a big goof with his partner. But he's not harmless. If anything Soap seems like the type to enjoy the fight, the blood on his hands just a bit too much and thank God he's one of the 'good' guys otherwise it would be a problem. He's not safe, he's danger packaged to look like a happy dog until he knows he's allowed to bite at someone in particular. I'm torn between it's natural to be unassuming and it's very intentional because people TALK when they're comfortable and Soap could learn so much and no one would ever know they hardly know anything about him in turn

And the best way I can say he keeps his partner, his unit, his people that he keeps close is like they were kept in the eye of the hurricane of his own making. Safe, protected, but the force doing the protecting is unpredictable and chaotic and bombastic and destructive 👀

Anyway, thanks for letting me ramble in your inbox, Soap is by bb and I just have thoughts sometimes

Anon, you're so smart and wonderful 😭 I'm so bad at writing character analysis and then you come drop this beautiful rant in my inbox.

But you're absolutely right. Johnny's good at hiding how unhinged he is, keeps it thinly veiled behind his charming face and attitude. People underestimate him, and if they're smart, they'll only do that once.

[thechy-fychannel]

The anon...thank God I'm not the only stacy enjoyer lol. That said, I love the idea that cuddy knowing stacy before house knew her and introducing them to eachother. And stacy×house finding time to makeout with eachother is nearly canon(there is an original script of "honeymoon" which said they had sex in MRI machine and she lost her cross only for house to replace it)

And more about pre-infarction content: Do you think house had fellows he was close to like our ducklings#1 and #2? I always thought if he was this close to his team at a time when he was shutting off everyone, he must've had closer bonds in his sociable days. Also, stacy said her first date with house was a disaster. What happened there and what did house do to make her love him within a week? And what was their relationship even like(we got so little content as them as a couple)

And hilson content: Was their relationship always this invasive and messed up(affectionate)or were they more........normal(or as normal as hilson could get)? Did they used to spend their free time doing physical activities like golfing or was wilson lazy for that? Did wilson used to put house on a pedestal as an infallible figure since he was a genius doctor who is actually happy?

(Sorry for dumping you with this but these always scratches my brain and there is so little content and I have so many questions)

aaaahhhhh good morning thank u for the ask, so many good questions!! This is rly long so I'm going to put my response under the cut.

I'm glad there are other stacy enjoyers too. as much as I think house did the right thing by denying stacy and not trying their relationship again, part of me would have loved to see the disaster of their relationship play out all over again. none of the trauma of season's 3-5 would've been needed, the guy would've ended up in a psych ward, prison, or dead if stacy left him a second time (bc let's be real, their relationship would've fallen apart and she would've left again, it never would've worked long term even if they gave it a genuine shot. what they had was just too broken to fix.) but in their heyday, house and stacy were 100% going at it all over the place. they have such insane sexual chemistry, even when they're broken up. plus, stacy is more aware than anyone of just how much they can legally get away with at work and how to not get caught alfjalfk.

as for house's fellows pre-infarction, I always wonder the same thing!! bc you'd think if he had an old team he was close to before, they would come up at some point in time, right? but I almost think it's the opposite of what you said— I think prior to the infarction, house had enough close relationships in his life that he didn't feel the need to kind of imprint onto his team the way he does in the show. so he may have had a team, but he wasn't particularly close to them outside of work. I also feel like smth was said at one point in time about house being unable to keep a team back then? I could be wrong, but I feel like I remember him and cuddy having a conversation about it in the beginning of s4 and house says smth along the lines of how he didn't used to need a team and cuddy responded smth abt how he always needed one, he was just unable to keep a team employed until we got the og s1 ducks.

the thing about house is that he is a disaster, but he's so damn charming that him being a disaster is almost a part of his charm. we see ppl fall for house again and again despite the way he becomes more destructive and unhinged every season (cameron falling for him even through watching him come to terms with being an addict, cuddy falling for him despite everything she witnessed and dealt with bc of him, even lydia falling for him while in a mental hospital. the guy has so much accidental game it's crazy) I think stacy fell for the same thing as the rest did, that softness and charm and whimsy that hides under the rough exterior. when house loves someone and actually tries to show it, it always comes across as very sweet and genuine. I wish we got to see more of their relationship bc it seems like they had such a fun and loving relationship. stacy loved him so much that she was willing to be hated by him just so he would live, it's so incredibly heartbreaking to be loved so much and yet resent the person who loves you. I think had house been willing to get the help he needed after the infarction, they likely could've worked things out.

I firmly believe house and wilson have always been incredibly Weird and Not Normal about each other. wilson was married to bonnie long before the infarction and she even talks abt how wilson was always there when house needed him and spent all his time with him. (sidenote that I can get into separately if you want me to expand on it, I think house was an addict before the vicodin and that's part of the reason he always needed wilson.)

they were both extremely active people prior to the infarction and I think about this all the time. wilson was a college tennis player and house was a cheerleader/runner. I love the story they tell in s8 where they went on a 30+ mile long hike together and the only thing wilson ate the entire time was the creamy filling out of oreos. that was such a special trip for them that house alludes to it almost 20 years later and wilson knows immediately what he's talking about at the very sight of oreos. I always think about how they lost that part of their friendship bc of the infarction and honestly I think it's part of why house seems to demand so much of wilson's attention. prior to the infarction, house could invite wilson on a hike and spend all day and night alone with him out in the woods, cell phones weren't even rly a thing back then. they could go golfing together, they could go for a run. house had so many excuses back then to have wilson alone, but he couldn't use them after the infarction, so if he wants wilson alone, he has to either ask for it (honest and vulnerable? no thank u) or manipulate him into it (his go-to move).

I like the question about wilson putting house on a pedestal and I'm going to say yes and no. I could see it in the very beginning with wilson being so young and naive and emotionally in need of love and support, and then you have house kind of playing this knight in shining armor, older and wiser and insanely smart, smarter than anyone else he's ever met. in the very beginning, maybe wilson started building up the pedestal, but I think house being the person he is, tore the pedestal down before wilson could ever truly put him there. I don't think it took long for wilson to realize what a human disaster house is, but that didn't turn him off, if anything it made wilson like him even more bc the disaster felt familiar (I have so many thoughts abt wilson's chaotic childhood). plus, I don't think house would've respected wilson if he put him in a pedestal. wilson keeps him grounded, keeps his feet on the ground ("I was worried your wings would melt") he is one of the few people who can disrespect house and house will take it (and feel like he deserves it).

I hope some of this rambling answers your questions, feel free to dump all your brain itching thoughts and questions ❤️

[sleepanonymous]

Hi, I was wondering if you knew when Vessel started 'dancing' on stage? I'm pretty sure he started doing in in the late Sundowning-ish era/ TPWBYT era but I thought you'd probably be the best person to ask about finding videos from when he started dancing.

Oooh this is an interesting rabbit hole, thanks for asking Anon 🖤

So... I guess it depends on what you mean by dancing, because Vessel has always sort of moved on stage, you know? But what he did back then and what he's doing now is completely different. Like... maybe a better word for what he used to do is "writhing." The earliest video of a ritual I've seen of Sleep Token's was their third ritual in (what I'm assuming is) late 2017, and "writhing" is probably the best word for what Vessel was doing on stage (and I say that affectionately/respectfully).

TLDR; Conclusively I would say Vessel started dancing, as we see him dance on stage today, in the summer of 2022. He's always moved on stage, and even acted unhinged during Sleep Token's earlier rituals. Below the cut, I go through rituals on YouTube from 2018-2023 to try and pinpoint exactly when Vessel started dancing like we see currently in 2023. (I went through quite a few videos, most not even mentioned in this monster of a post, so I made a YouTube playlist here).

A great example of Vessel's early "writhing" dancing is this YouTube video of Nazareth from the 2018 Leeds Festival (he's also an absolute menace here!! He steps on III, he didn't paint his waist or his back, and he strangles and spits on the original OG IV. Like... the man had demons and I am here for them). The dancing that's most similar to current times starts around 2:37 and 3:40.

2019 is impossible to find good videos for lol, since they did most of their rituals for the Beautiful Oblivion tour as an opener and, apparently, nobody films openers. But there are some with decent audio quality from ArcTanGent (my favorite being The Offering). Interestingly, he's less animated, still writhing, but not a menace to the rest of the band while doing so. If anyone is even slightly photosensitive please don't watch these ArcTanGent videos, the lighting effects really didn't agree with the camera's shutter speed.

This is a video of Higher from December 2019. The sound is not as crisp, and the videographer is quite a bit further from the stage, but Vessel is still moving, especially towards the end. The breakdown starts around 2:15, and while III and OG IV are definitely more animated than Vessel, he's still dancing with them. He even jumps down to scream the end of the song at the barrier (and has a mini-wardrobe malfunction) at 2:39. That crowd was really feeling it and so was Vessel.

Because of the plague in 2020, all of Sleep Token's shows were in January. Vessel's behaviour was very similar to the video posted above (just with less crowd interaction). The first show they played in 2021 was the Download Pilot. This is the best audio quality of that show, and Vessel also moves/dances the most in this video, though it's toward the end around 2:31, where the videographer forgot they were filming and just started vibing, so it's really hard to see, lol. I don't blame them, but it's also shakycam to the max. (Also, a quick fun fact, this is the first show the band played with our current IV as far as I can tell.)

This is another video from 2021, but from Sleep Token's TPWBYT rituals tour. It's Hypnosis, and in the very beginning, we see some Floor Vessel, which is neat and reminiscent of the most recent NA rituals, before he does some of his usual writing, though quite a bit more animated. Around 4:06 you can see the writing again, but after 4:19 it morphs into what we've seen from more recent rituals. (Also, if anyone wants a full 70-minute video of this show, filmed from the center of the balcony looking down on the stage, you can watch it here. Some parts have major flashing, so just be careful).

Here's another video of Hypnosis, this time from September 2022. Here, finally, we see Vessel's current version of dancing, hops and arm flails included. It starts right when the song kicks in at 0:13, and he does it again at the end, around 4:29. Technically they did a UK tour with the Architects in May (see this video of The Offering at 3:50) and an Australian tour in June 2022 with Northlane (again, see this video of The Offering at 0:20, 1:37), with similar behaviour from Vessel, but that BRRF Hypnosis video is the first video I ever watched of Sleep Token live so it's very dear to me and it's also better sound quality than anything I could find from earlier in the year.

I went way overboard with answering this question, Anon, but it was super fun, so thank you again for asking 🖤🙏 Again, I made a playlist of all the videos + several others. If anyone has any recommendations for me to add to the playlist, send the links my way (especially if they aren't The Offering or Hypnosis lol) and I'll add them in chronological order.

[pencilofawesomeness]

What is Twisted Wonderland and how would you sell someone on it?

Ohoho. Ohohohoho. Anon. You have activated my trap card >:D

(I'm about to be soooo annoying/unhinged and I'm sorry. I'm not.)

Alright, so:

Twisted Wonderland is a Disney mobile game made in Japan and co-produced by Aniplex. (Yes, that Aniplex.) I'm not here to sell you on the game, so much as the story, but it is a sort of story-book rpg with turned based fights and rhythm games, where you build character units from a gacha pull. As far as gameplay goes, it's very simple, and most of the emphasis lies on the characters and the story. And it's wonderful.

The on-the-box description of this game doesn't do it justice, per se, but that might be because Disney has a little bit of influence on it and they suck at knowing who their target audience is. It is about a high school based on classic Disney villains—but no, not in the way you're thinking, because I once made that mistake too. It is not a villain school. Rather, the world of Twisted Wonderland is its own entity, with characters built as sort of nods or foils to classic Disney characters. The world itself is somewhat built with these films as its past, and history has become so twisted (ha) that modern society views some of these classic villains as the heroes or supporting characters of their stories, and respect them as The Great Seven. (The seven in question being the Queen of Hearts, Scar, Ursula, Jafar, the Evil/Raven Queen, Hades, and Maleficent. None of them are remembered by name, though.)

The game takes place in the modern era, a society with both technology and magic. Specifically, it takes place in a magic high school called Night Raven College, an all-boys dormitory prep school where the only requirement to get in is a magic mirror that peers into your soul and determines whether or not you can a) do magic and b) kin the Great Seven. And, of course, the player character is a regular-ass human who gets isekai'd in and gets stuck with a talking magic cat direbeast named Grim.

Now. That is the general synopsis. I, on the other hand, affectionately call this the Mental Breakdown game.

See, here's the kicker. The magic system is pretty nifty; while it's functions as a standard magic-is-magic sort of soft system, it has ✨consequences✨

Magic has this byproduct called blot. It's this icky stuff that builds up when you a) use too much magic and/or b) are emotionally distressed. But less so in a "I'm panicked right now" sort of way and more so in a "I have chronic depression and/or anxiety" sort of way. And, when a mage is powerful enough, and sad boi enough, and then goes and uses way too much magic and sad boi juice in one sitting, this amazing phenomenon occurs called "overblot"—which is pretty much a super-powered evil form that turns the mage into the darkest form of themselves and then uses magic until they die.

Naturally, this happens in the game. A lot. The formula is pretty much that each "book" of the story, there is an overblot. One for each of the seven dorms, which are based off of the seven villains/the movies they come from. (And "based on" is pretty loose. Yes you can see the similarities, but these are dumb teenage boys with their own hopes and aspirations, and, sometimes, the game completely lies to you about what character they emulate the most. The guy who's Jafar? Well yes but he's actually just a really stressed out Genie stand in. The Hades guy? Whoops that's Meg. Is that a card soldier or the White Rabbit? Doesn't matter, he's got problems.)

The characters are so well written. I could gush about them forever, and they are the driving points of this plot and it means everything to me. They are some of the most traumatized and messed up individuals, but also, they are dumb teenage boys who do dumb teenage boys things. It is all incredibly well balanced and startlingly realistic for a game that amounts to beating the emotional constipation around people. Mostly because it cannot be beat out of them. The blot can, but they have to deal with their emotions with their own two hands, with varying levels of success.

And the shenanigans!!!! Oh, the shenanigans. I call this the Emotional Trauma game but I have once laughed so hard someone heard me through the floor. It's not all doom and gloom for sure. Sometimes you're watching your friend fall apart because his toxic mother instilled debilitating perfectionism and slowly start making enemies of everyone and sometimes you're sending three of the most gremlin students plus one cinnamon roll to infiltrate a gala that a bunch of weather fairies are throwing in the greenhouse because they stole your temperature regulating magestone to be shiny jewelry and you want it to stop snowing inside your dorm room. And sometimes you can have the exact same character who experienced losing his little brother right in front of him gush about a magical girl sledding anime and all of his gacha games. It is the best of both worlds.

And, that's not all! No, no. We get amazing character interactions. Not just pre-determined friend group interactions, but also random interactions. Yana Toboso (the writer/artist) really likes to stick names in a jar sometimes and make them interact and it is the best thing ever. Every single one of these characters I hold in my hands. Every single one of them gets to have their moment to shine. You can emotionally invest in all of them and be rewarded for it.

The game itself is free and pretty easy to get into. There's not really a bad power creep so you can get through it with what you got. Of course the fun part of collecting cards is that there are stories attached to them that you can watch, and those are also sources of joy. (And it's well documented, so you can find things online pretty easily to catch up and see more.)

I just think it's neat. (Read: I accidentally became wholly obsessed with this game and its characters and they are all blorbos to me.)

You should definitely fall into this rabbit hole with me :))) It's so worth it :)))

[antimonyandthyme]

hellooo athy i love your words. could you maybe share with us how you got started writing fic and three things that you've learned along the way? thanking u

Anon you are very very sweet and very very kind! Thank you for this lovely ask. Kekekeke I'll let you in on a secret! I discovered fic because I found my sister's OC writing printed out and hidden in a drawer once and I was like woah what is this?? And she went oh NOOOOooOOOO and then she was like fine since you've already seen it lemme introduce you to the wonderful world of fic! It all started from there. The first thing I ever wrote was for Guilty Gear. Imagine that! Guilty Gear. It never got anywhere, just in my silly little notebook that I've long lost. And it was a little while before I dared put anything up. But I'm glad I did! It's been such a great time!

It isn't fancy by any means, but three things that I've learned:

Writing's a lot more fun when done with people! Prior to F1 I've never really interacted with fandom much, I just wrote my Naruto and Haikyuu!! stories and hoped people would read them. I lurked a little (a lot) before creating this tumblr when I got into F1. And then I started talking! With other writers! And readers! I got to chatficcing! And I got to improving. I had people around me who would suggest ideas for what I could add to my stories. Give me tips when I was stuck. Tell me what was good and what I could do better. Lend their expertise! Like when writing Shutter Speed and I had no idea what gallery shows were like and @sebrrari held my hand and gave me advice and was basically one of the greatest reasons I finished the fic. I'm so much more motivated to finish writing projects because I know I have a tiny group of people who will light me on fire (affectionately) after I publish something unhinged.

I struggled with writing length and to be honest I still do! I get distracted by new ideas constantly. If I can't finish something in <5k words I sometimes lose interest and the next shiniest thing takes over. There have been several things that have helped. One, forcing my sections in my writing to be a certain word count. It seems a little contrived, but it's made me linger where other times I would have just hopped off to the next bit. Two, forcing myself to split my writing over several days. Once again, lingering and adding meat because I've had time in the day to mull over details. Three, joining exchanges like the F1 Big Bang. Nothing like a word requirement to nudge you towards a longer journey.

I'll end with something a little silly heehee. I started off really going for synonyms when it came to expressing characters speaking. I mean really going for it. "I hate you," he intoned. "I like this," she gasped. "You're wrong," they yelled. This might be a preference thing, but "said" or "says" has evolved to be my favourite and most effective way of reading/writing a conversation. It feels a ton more natural, and it reads a lot smoother too. Mind you, this all goes out the window when I'm writing sex. Kekekeke. Because now he whined/he moaned/he sobbed sounds a lot hotter.

[ofstormsandfire]

Do you have any good BotW/TotK fic recs? Yours or other people’s!

Boy howdy DO I.

Going to preface this by saying that I have preferences, and those preferences tend to veer towards gay shit and people who don't initially get along ending up ride or die, and as such a high proportion of these are going to be Revalink.

Anyway. The fic that got me into that ship, changed my brain chemistry, and is a large part of why I go !!!! about ghosts (literal and nonliteral) haunting the narrative, characters with amnesia who are supposed to be dead, and the Rito as a whole, is Pinesong by aperplexingpuzzle and that is the fic that makes me go "if you read NOTHING else in this fandom read THIS holy fuck."

(But also you should be reading other things too, because there is so much good shit and I adore it greatly I go back to reread my favorites regularly. Also check out the authors I mention apart from just the fics I link there is so much good fic I'm forcing myself to just pick one per author or else I will be here literally all day.)

Next up: Moonlight (every single night) by Heleentje. Do you like time loops? Do you like characters slowly, painstakingly figuring out how to get it right? Did you get very attached to Revalink from the last fic? how about some ~queerplatonic Zelink~ in this trying time?

Frankly, it is very hard to pick just one fic by Ginneke, they've got so many good ones but I'm going to have to settle on Flowers from your Beloathed, which is another Revalink fic set before the Calamity where, y'know, Revali is getting flowers from a secret admirer. Except he's Revali. Hilarity ensues and I enjoyed the hell out of this one ^-^

Also also. Come Morning Light by misscoconi. Post-Calamity, they are both idiots (affectionate) and I am starting to realize that I have a bit of a pattern in my taste in Revalink fics. Huh. I'll unpack that later actually.

Skybound Wishes by Baddrummer is unfinished (unlike most of the fics I've recommended here) but y'all. Y'all it makes me lose my shit in so many ways because I am a SLUT for creative fix-it fics and gratuitous weaving-in of references to other games in ways that still respect the established canon but respect all of it, y'know, not just doing the TOTK thing of "actually nothing pre-BOTW matters anymore and neither does BOTW lol."

...I am starting to realize there may be a reason why I don't have a lot of TOTK recs. Also if this post is starting to sound unhinged and disconnected that's probably because I'm bouncing between Tumblr and studying for one of my finals like a ping pong ball.

But I do have one really, really big fic rec for TOTK. Y'all should check out Show Me the World Outside by IllusionOfDeath. The Sages get to do things, the Divine Beasts don't just vanish without a word, the Champions get actual recognition, and you can tell that the author is the Linguistics Georg (affectionate) of the fanfic world.

Anyway I think I will shill myself a bit too since you gave me permission to anon! If you read no other Zelda fics by me, may I recommend no one ever mentions fear, a fic that... it really was, in a lot of ways, a love letter to the fics in the fandom that I'd read and loved before. You've got the Champions getting to live and have nice things, you've got Revali being a dumbass (affectionate), you've got gay shit, you've got Problems Being Caused by the Yiga Clan in the background.

...Oh god this post is getting. A little longer than I meant for it to I've realized. Um. I love fanfic and tbh if you end up reading everything I've recced and still want more, my bookmarks on AO3 are public and I tend to bookmark just about everything I've read and liked enough to want to find again.

......I should probably get back to studying now but thank you for the ask! I like rambling lol