#unfortunately this was just better
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
i’m literally shaking buy them brown contacts pls
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 demoman#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 medic#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#no pyro unfortunately :( we dont know what their eyes look like but they Better not be Blue.#why do they all have blue eyes they’re so scary#era.png#ok i’ll actually work on requests after this i just needed to get this image out of my system#scopo#scopophobia#eye contact#id in alt text#more than 5 notes! impressive
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
hey can you guys watch them for a second
#xmen#xmen cartoon#xmen 92#cherik#erik magnus lehnsherr#charles xavier#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#this is so sketchy and Whatever HOWEVER. i needed to scratch that cherik itch this morning#been too long since i doodled them <- its been two days#IT'S THE WEEKEND THO SO NOW ILL GET MORE TIME TO DOODLE THEM YAAAAY#not todaty tho. unfortunately i am busy today so hence the quick doodle this morning#i just needed to see them ...#anyway im not looking at this for too long lest i acknowledge the ninety mistakes ok bye bye#ill cook up something better soon but this cute enough for now so we deal#i almost posted this to the wrong blog like my god i woulda thrown up
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Idk why I care that no one is voting to get cannibalized, it's arguably the worst option, I didn't even pick it. Anyway, here's the story
Anthropophagus - tw for horror and death
Marlene Melendez awoke abruptly from a dreamless sleep. She lived alone in a small apartment on the outskirts of the city. It was common to hear, late at night, the clamor of wild animals, people digging through the dumpsters, or music blaring through the speakers of the cars that parked on the curb. Tonight however, she woke up to a scream. Sitting in her bed, breathing heavily and blinking away the sleep from her eyes, Marlene threw the sherpa blanket off of her. She told herself that it was part of a dream, and walked to her small kitchen to grab a glass of water. As she reached for the cabinet door above her head, another scream from somewhere outside rang out, causing her to jump in fright.
“What was that!?” She exclaimed to the darkness in her room, clutching her arms as a shiver ran down her spine. She hastily walked towards the only window that faced the street outside, grabbing her phone off of the nightstand as she went and parted the blinds.
The area around her apartment was sparsely lit. The empty street was illuminated by two lampposts, while another one lit up the parking lot across from the apartment building.
Standing below the lamppost, in the middle of the parking lot, was a man. Marlene didn’t notice anything strange about him at first, besides the strangeness of his presence. He wore dark jeans, a gray hoodie with the hood pulled up, and dirty sneakers. It took her a moment to notice that he was wearing a white mask that covered his entire face and that he was staring motionless in her direction. His hands were in his pockets, head tilted slightly to the right, looking up at her. Backing away from the window, Marlene dialed 911. Just as she raised the phone to her ear, there was a bang, and the yellow light in the kitchen blinked out, the fridge went silent, the fan in the corner stopped spinning.
“We’re sorry, the number you dialed cannot be reached at this time. Please hang up and try a-“ Marlene looked at her phone, the last light remaining in her apartment, and ended the call. Hands shaking, she turned on her phone’s flashlight and raced back to the window. All of the lights were out; the lamp posts, the stop light at the end of the street, the closed sign in the small shop window next to the parking lot. The quarter moon did little to illuminate the area, but Marlene saw enough to know the man was gone.
Turning away from the window, Marlene stepped into her slippers and unlocked her apartment door, shining the light into the pitchblack hallway. She thought she’d meet her neighbor out here, a kind but quiet woman who works second shift at one of the local factories. She’s usually just getting home around this time, watching the television for an hour or two and would’ve been awake for the blackout. Marlene gingerly knocked on her neighbor’s door.
“Keri? Are you home?” She called when her knocks were ignored. Marlene pressed her ear against the door, listening for any sign of life, but there was none. Sighing, Marlene turned towards the dark hallway, clutching her phone tightly. The maintenance man’s apartment was on the first floor, beside the lobby. If he was there, she could talk to him. She needed someone to talk to, to reassure her that everything was fine.
Quietly, she made her way to the staircase, opening the large, heavy metal door with a grinding creak. Marlene tried not to think of the masked stranger in the parking lot, but she couldn’t stop wondering if he was in the building, and if he heard her in the staircase. Her footsteps echoed through the stairwell, shadows following her in her descent. She glanced behind her as she went, her paranoia growing until she hit the ground floor and pushed open the door that led into the dark lobby.
“Hello?” Marlene called anxiously, taking a step into the darkness. “Mr. Mundy…? Are you there?”
The sound of shuffling feet came from the far-left corner, near the maintenance man’s apartment. Marlene pointed her phone’s flashlight in that direction, but the light’s reach ended just before his door. Marlene gulped, legs shaking. She took a step forward, then another. Mr. Mundy’s door was open, a gloved hand holding onto the side. Marlene took another step forward, her voice caught in her throat. One more step made the gloved hand pull away, into the impenetrable blackness, and Marlene ran.
Her hands slammed into one of the panes of the revolving door, the snarls and grunts of the person behind her approaching as she frantically pushed through the entrance. Right before she was free, the revolving door stopped moving. Marlene pushed harder, but it wouldn’t budge. Turning, she screamed, shining her flashlight at the man on the other side. He was tall, much taller than she remembered him being. He wore the same clothes from before, but they were torn and bloody, as though he was scratching at himself. His white mask was broken, revealing his mouth, that was pulled back in a sneer. His yellowed teeth dripped with saliva and blood as he held the door still, preventing her from escape. He said nothing as he began to pull on the door, forcing her towards him.
“Please, don’t!” Marlene cried, pushing with all her might against the door. The man snarled, pulling harder until there was a big enough gap to slip through.
Marlene’s screams filled the dank air in the apartment building, but no one was around to hear her.
Idk if anyone else has done something like this but new poll!
#my writing#its not my favorite of the stories ive written but i guess i still like it#it wasnt originally going to be about a cannibal but as i was writing the first idea i really hated it#unfortunately this was just better
55 notes
·
View notes
Text
got an urge to design ponies oops
#If people like this I'll do the rest of the life cast... No cutiemarks though cause Im really bad at those#geminitay fanart#pearlescentmoon fanart#jimmy solidarity#martyn inthelittlewood#scott smajor fanart#zombiecleo fanart#bdubs fanart#ethoslab fanart#impulse fanart#joel smallishbeans#he was difficult lol. I tried all sorts of green + brown (sometimes borderline red) colors but none felt quite right#so I just. made both the body and hair both green and brown. I think theres definitely a better design to be had here but I did my best#ldshadowlady fanart#Impulse ofc mostly inspired from that one skin where he has a beard#seeing people do fan designs for lifers is the only thing that gave me the urge to draw this#I wanted to see how much the colors could be played around with without making the ponies unrecognizable#and also like. pleasant to the eye. Again as if they could fit into the show itself#there arent a lot of skin toned ponies walking around equestria for a reason... it's uncanny unfortunately#that often makes fan ponies all follow the exact scame scheme of light body + dark hair#they get really indistinguishable so go wild!!!! mix things up!!!#sorry Im passionate about animal character design and ponies#tubby art
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
i would like to discuss the coffee situation in the lighthouse.
this is the apparent coffee station in the kitchen. little coffee maker, a couple of unlabeled bottles of additives (i assume), and a bunch of cups including these cute little decorated ones that scream ren faire souvenir
oh and also: two giant open baskets of coffee beans underneath the table. (and a sack of Unidentifiable Brown, but let's ignore that for now because i couldn't get any good pictures of it. it's not the same texture, anyway, so i can't confidently say it is More Coffee.)
that's a lot of coffee beans. that is A Lot Of Coffee Beans for eight people, even if they make 3-4 pots a day. at least one of those pots is for lucanis insomnia purposes, a few cups are for neve to boil into a cognitohazard, and the rest of the team might have a cup or two in the morning, but i don't know enough of their coffee habits to say for certain. 3-4 pots is a generous estimate. so what do they have over 20 pounds of coffee beans for? are they using all of those before they go stale in an open basket? lucanis is a coffee snob, i refuse to believe he's buying all of that if he doesn't think they'll use it while it's still fresh.
But okay. benefit of the doubt here. maybe they've got some stay-fresh ziploc magic on it, and that's a month's supply for a greater amount of coffee per day than my estimates.
but wait. in the pantry. what's that?
oh my god it's an even bigger basket of coffee beans. what are you doing with 50 pounds of coffee beans. you are NOT using all that, this is more coffee than a party of 8 could even try to consume before it went stale in, again, an OPEN CONTAINER. i don't even want to consider whether those sacks next to it might have more, there's no way they could possibly have...
two more. giant baskets. of coffee beans.
there are more baskets of coffee beans in the lighthouse than vegetables. the lighthouse is constantly out of onions because the guy in charge of the shopping spends half the grocery budget on coffee beans. lucanis drinks 6 pots a day and his blood-to-caffeine ratio is 50-50. no wonder spite can smell colors.
#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#not tagging the others just bc i don't want to clog tags with stuff that barely relates to them.#i'm also extremely aware that this might just be an unfortunate oversight of the set dressing.#like they only had so many assets and baskets full of stuff look better than all those empty vases and nondescript sacks on the shelves#but the implications are hilarious#i saw that big basket next to lucanis first and went 'oh my god that's so much'.#then i saw the two baskets on the shelf and went 'oh my god that's so much'#and then i went out and looked at the coffee station again and. yeah.#there are twenty eight coffee cups on the coffee station. there are Eleven in the pantry. Twelve if lucanis is drinking More Coffee in ther#i'm not lying about the vegetables btw. there's one crate of corn and one crate of squash. and five baskets of coffee.
586 notes
·
View notes
Text
OH MY GOD??? HAS IT SERIOUSLY BEEN A MONTH????? I am so sorry guys
Prev | Next
#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop nature au#fop dev#fop dale#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#art#digital art#fanart#comic#GODD I DIDNT MEAN TO TAKE THAT LONG OF A BREAK#the next pages are done but since I posted the first 2 as a batch I decided to keep it consistent#the next two pages are already done though I promise!!!! You will not have another wait like that#wugh what was I even going to say about these pages I need to keep a commentary of my thoughts while I write these#Ill be honest the script for these pages went in a way different direction than I was planning LOL but I like it#As awful of a dad as Dale is I do think he has legitimate issues around the idea of someone taking Dev from him/dev being kidnapped#because of what Vicky did to him the idea of Dev being kidnapped makes him feel legitimately nauseous#unfortunately that doesnt always stop him from being a reckless awful parent#but it is part of the reason he would never hire a human caretaker for Dev. somethin.. something. bad experience with a babysitter...#another thing about Dale is that generally he is very... blunt with Dev. For better and for worse.#He WILL give Dev compliments if he thinks what he did was praise worthy. And he'll just as easily say something awful. if he thinks it true#more on that in upcoming pages...
454 notes
·
View notes
Text
I don’t think the crown works like this. added the full pages
#narilamb#cw suggestive#cw gore#had sir Chloe’s I am the dog on repeat for this one.#Pls understand they never actually have sex they just 4d chess mind games all the time and they think it’s better and are still in love#oh you desire to wax poetic to my skull? You are like baby watch this - eats u alive and u love it. Weirdos.#I hc that lamb has zero libido but godhood gives them huge desire to eat flesh n meat unfortunately#cotl art
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
hm? oh, nothing.just thinking about how in this scene
the game changers ad is placed perfectly in the background so that art is literally looking at them, seeing tashi cheat on him, much like he did in atlanta, symbolizing that even this time when he didnt actually see it, he knows.
#um if i was better with words i could throw out a more apt analysis here#but unfortunately i suck at writing and just wanted to point out the absolute CINEMATIC POETRY in this movie#challengers#art donaldson#patrick zweig#tashi duncan#tashi donaldson
730 notes
·
View notes
Text
cali shenanigans (they dont know each other on roblox)
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#dipper pines#mabel pines#pacifica northwest#gf pacifica#dipper and mabel#pines twins#mystery twins#book of bill#dress to impress#dti roblox#roblox#fanart#digital art#art#i think! pacifica showing her roots is character development#but she still dyes her hair#she likes the root smudge look#methinks she likes the twins' hair color better#she takes after her dad's dull brown hair unfortunately#maybe i just like brunettes with dyed blonder hair ?#whatever#roblox shenanigans#kulai#k_ulai
649 notes
·
View notes
Text
I could wax poetic about why Viktor's League backstory is inherently more interesting and more thematically resonant than where they went with him in Arcane season 2, but the cold hard truth is
a man covered in grease and probably blood who builds his own body out of scraps with his own two hands, can in fact build any contraption out of dinted metal sheets and a few screws including a deathray, performs deeply inadvisable operations on desperate but consenting people with his own tools, generates a cult following against his wishes because of his ability to inadvisably help people but the power's all his now anyway so he may as well, wants to clean up and save the undercity but is (only sort of) misunderstood as a walking Geneva Convention violation a freak and a supervillain, torments his arch-nemesis on at least a weekly basis and probably homoerotically hunts him for sport, had his life's work misattributed to people in the ruling class and is angry and tragic about it forever, tries to rip out his own emotions and is unsuccessful but pretends like he was not, is actually oddly kind to children, and is at the end of the day still just some guy,
is just hotter okay
#arcane#viktor#viktor arcane#machine herald#arcane critical#viktor the machine herald#and yes it IS more interesting and more thematically resonant and doesn't unnecessarily launch the story's stakes into orbit#as usual i'm mashing his 2011 and 2016 lore together but that seems the natural course these days because there's good in both#the conversation around viktor's league changes is unfortunately mostly about appearances from what i can tell when really#the issue is themes and story and what is ACTUALLY cooler and more interesting as character writing#and not just -bigger stakes are automatically better- because they are really really not
249 notes
·
View notes
Text
I can only take so much, but lately, they have replaced my reflection. And realize I'm just as bad as them.
#messyr#doodle#vent art#idk what im feeling but im just really tired- pessimistic and agitated lately#overthinking stuff about growth as a person LMAO. Envy that builds inferiority then dissolves into insecurity ew#ive yet to accept the truth that it will never get better- so i can only be there for others until i watch them go.#And I walk back to the same cage where I grew- bc the cage is all I know. I'd watch from afar and wait- wait for what? Idk#Genuinely happy and proud to those who worked hard for that success-- an ugly thought whispers to me thinking why cant I have the same#well- people w the same situations as me- knows how unfair life is so we work twice as hard. but sometimes... It's-- not enough.#And to an unfortunate fate- it'll never be enough. and it feels as if you amount to nothing.#I've been stuck for so long- I'm convinced enough that I cannot be helped. Still I cling onto the tiniest spark of hope.#bpd#abuse mention
454 notes
·
View notes
Text
blahblahblah cartoon horses blahblahblah
#couldn't sleep until i drew this#how unfortunate i am the victim of my own hand#HAS ANYONE EVER DONE THIS i love this pic#original pic is scott Pilgrim btw#mouthwashing#mouthwashing meme#mouthwashing fanart#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing jimmy#polle mouthwashing#mouthwashing polle#mouthwashing game#first piece of mw fanart ive ever done btw#my magnum opus. honestly LOL#also i dont . ship jimmy x polle im just going with the FANDOM JOKE OK#curly probably fit better but I'm already done so OU WELL
226 notes
·
View notes
Text
i think you guys are onto smth..
i unironically got invested in this HELP
#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭#kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔#dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd#anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!!#takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve#both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year#newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :(#before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work#he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba#so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit#kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it#when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai#he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg#when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration#they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back#dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES)#and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed#ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again#this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Vulcan Eyebrow Pointiness is governed by gene(s) in an imprinted region of the genome.
Imprinted genes are expressed differently depending on which parent they're inherited from; either the maternal or paternal copy of the gene is suppressed. On Earth, this can be seen in some human genetic disorders such as Prader-Willi/Angelmann syndrome (both caused by a large deletion on chromosome 15; which one presents is dependent on which parent the mutation is inherited from).
Another case where genomic imprinting causes noticeable differences in phenotype are lion/tiger hybrids. They have the same complement of genes, being 50% lion and 50% tiger, but ligers (male lion/female tiger) are absolutely heckin massive, being larger than both parent species and the largest feline in the world, and are lighter in base colour (more the colour of a lion than a tiger).
Fig. 1: Liger
Tigons (male tiger/female lion) on the other hand are about the size of a tiger and more tigery orange in colouration. This is because of growth-suppressing genes that are active when inherited from a female lion, but not when inherited from a male one, and corresponding growth-promoting genes that are only active when inherited from a male. Female tigers do not have the required growth-suppressing genes to counteract the latter, so ligers get huge, but tigons don't.
Fig. 2: Tigon. Note that both are stripey.
In the case of Vulcans, the maternal copy of at least one gene that governs eyebrow pointiness is suppressed, whereas the paternal one is active. Behold:
Fig. 3: Spock, half-Vulcan with a Vulcan father, has pointy ears and pointy eyebrows (obvious usage of eyebrow liner notwithstanding).
Fig. 4: Lorian, half-Vulcan with a Vulcan mother, still has pointy ears but round eyebrows.
As you can see, the eyebrow pointiness phenotype differs depending on which parent it is inherited from, whereas the ear pointiness phenotype appears to be dominant, much like stripeyness.
tl;dr: Spock is a liger and Lorian is a tigon.
#star trek#star trek tos#star trek enterprise#spock#vulcans#I am aware that if I'm comparing stripeyness to pointy ears#then that would make spock a tigon and lorian a liger#but unfortunately#I like it better the other way#so you'll just have to deal with my inconsistent metaphors here
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Had a friend recently tell me a funny idea for a couples’ shirt combo
#sorry i’ve been dead for three months. the past year’s been absolute hell on my cofidence and motivation as an artist#it will unfortunately happen again#also for the record i don’t think any of them are stupid. this just feels like something Johnny would do#hanzo hasashi#scorpion mk#kuai liang#sub zero#johnny cage#mortal kombat#mk11#subcagecorp#subscorp#<- fuck it this counts and i want more attention#polyamory#my art#click for better quality#please let this do well i’m so tired of sharing art making me sui/cidal
265 notes
·
View notes