#unfortunately this was just better
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800db-cloud · 3 months ago
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i’m literally shaking buy them brown contacts pls
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago
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hey can you guys watch them for a second
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cheerfullycatholic · 7 months ago
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Idk why I care that no one is voting to get cannibalized, it's arguably the worst option, I didn't even pick it. Anyway, here's the story
Anthropophagus - tw for horror and death
Marlene Melendez awoke abruptly from a dreamless sleep. She lived alone in a small apartment on the outskirts of the city. It was common to hear, late at night, the clamor of wild animals, people digging through the dumpsters, or music blaring through the speakers of the cars that parked on the curb. Tonight however, she woke up to a scream. Sitting in her bed, breathing heavily and blinking away the sleep from her eyes, Marlene threw the sherpa blanket off of her. She told herself that it was part of a dream, and walked to her small kitchen to grab a glass of water. As she reached for the cabinet door above her head, another scream from somewhere outside rang out, causing her to jump in fright.
“What was that!?” She exclaimed to the darkness in her room, clutching her arms as a shiver ran down her spine. She hastily walked towards the only window that faced the street outside, grabbing her phone off of the nightstand as she went and parted the blinds.
The area around her apartment was sparsely lit. The empty street was illuminated by two lampposts, while another one lit up the parking lot across from the apartment building.
Standing below the lamppost, in the middle of the parking lot, was a man. Marlene didn’t notice anything strange about him at first, besides the strangeness of his presence. He wore dark jeans, a gray hoodie with the hood pulled up, and dirty sneakers. It took her a moment to notice that he was wearing a white mask that covered his entire face and that he was staring motionless in her direction. His hands were in his pockets, head tilted slightly to the right, looking up at her. Backing away from the window, Marlene dialed 911. Just as she raised the phone to her ear, there was a bang, and the yellow light in the kitchen blinked out, the fridge went silent, the fan in the corner stopped spinning.
“We’re sorry, the number you dialed cannot be reached at this time. Please hang up and try a-“ Marlene looked at her phone, the last light remaining in her apartment, and ended the call. Hands shaking, she turned on her phone’s flashlight and raced back to the window. All of the lights were out; the lamp posts, the stop light at the end of the street, the closed sign in the small shop window next to the parking lot. The quarter moon did little to illuminate the area, but Marlene saw enough to know the man was gone.
Turning away from the window, Marlene stepped into her slippers and unlocked her apartment door, shining the light into the pitchblack hallway. She thought she’d meet her neighbor out here, a kind but quiet woman who works second shift at one of the local factories. She’s usually just getting home around this time, watching the television for an hour or two and would’ve been awake for the blackout. Marlene gingerly knocked on her neighbor’s door.
“Keri? Are you home?” She called when her knocks were ignored. Marlene pressed her ear against the door, listening for any sign of life, but there was none. Sighing, Marlene turned towards the dark hallway, clutching her phone tightly. The maintenance man’s apartment was on the first floor, beside the lobby. If he was there, she could talk to him. She needed someone to talk to, to reassure her that everything was fine.
Quietly, she made her way to the staircase, opening the large, heavy metal door with a grinding creak. Marlene tried not to think of the masked stranger in the parking lot, but she couldn’t stop wondering if he was in the building, and if he heard her in the staircase. Her footsteps echoed through the stairwell, shadows following her in her descent. She glanced behind her as she went, her paranoia growing until she hit the ground floor and pushed open the door that led into the dark lobby.
“Hello?” Marlene called anxiously, taking a step into the darkness. “Mr. Mundy…? Are you there?”
The sound of shuffling feet came from the far-left corner, near the maintenance man’s apartment. Marlene pointed her phone’s flashlight in that direction, but the light’s reach ended just before his door. Marlene gulped, legs shaking. She took a step forward, then another. Mr. Mundy’s door was open, a gloved hand holding onto the side. Marlene took another step forward, her voice caught in her throat. One more step made the gloved hand pull away, into the impenetrable blackness, and Marlene ran.
Her hands slammed into one of the panes of the revolving door, the snarls and grunts of the person behind her approaching as she frantically pushed through the entrance. Right before she was free, the revolving door stopped moving. Marlene pushed harder, but it wouldn’t budge. Turning, she screamed, shining her flashlight at the man on the other side. He was tall, much taller than she remembered him being. He wore the same clothes from before, but they were torn and bloody, as though he was scratching at himself. His white mask was broken, revealing his mouth, that was pulled back in a sneer. His yellowed teeth dripped with saliva and blood as he held the door still, preventing her from escape. He said nothing as he began to pull on the door, forcing her towards him.
“Please, don’t!” Marlene cried, pushing with all her might against the door. The man snarled, pulling harder until there was a big enough gap to slip through.
Marlene’s screams filled the dank air in the apartment building, but no one was around to hear her.
Idk if anyone else has done something like this but new poll!
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tubbytarchia · 7 months ago
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got an urge to design ponies oops
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kirkwallmorningnews · 14 days ago
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i would like to discuss the coffee situation in the lighthouse.
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this is the apparent coffee station in the kitchen. little coffee maker, a couple of unlabeled bottles of additives (i assume), and a bunch of cups including these cute little decorated ones that scream ren faire souvenir
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oh and also: two giant open baskets of coffee beans underneath the table. (and a sack of Unidentifiable Brown, but let's ignore that for now because i couldn't get any good pictures of it. it's not the same texture, anyway, so i can't confidently say it is More Coffee.)
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that's a lot of coffee beans. that is A Lot Of Coffee Beans for eight people, even if they make 3-4 pots a day. at least one of those pots is for lucanis insomnia purposes, a few cups are for neve to boil into a cognitohazard, and the rest of the team might have a cup or two in the morning, but i don't know enough of their coffee habits to say for certain. 3-4 pots is a generous estimate. so what do they have over 20 pounds of coffee beans for? are they using all of those before they go stale in an open basket? lucanis is a coffee snob, i refuse to believe he's buying all of that if he doesn't think they'll use it while it's still fresh.
But okay. benefit of the doubt here. maybe they've got some stay-fresh ziploc magic on it, and that's a month's supply for a greater amount of coffee per day than my estimates.
but wait. in the pantry. what's that?
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oh my god it's an even bigger basket of coffee beans. what are you doing with 50 pounds of coffee beans. you are NOT using all that, this is more coffee than a party of 8 could even try to consume before it went stale in, again, an OPEN CONTAINER. i don't even want to consider whether those sacks next to it might have more, there's no way they could possibly have...
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two more. giant baskets. of coffee beans.
there are more baskets of coffee beans in the lighthouse than vegetables. the lighthouse is constantly out of onions because the guy in charge of the shopping spends half the grocery budget on coffee beans. lucanis drinks 6 pots a day and his blood-to-caffeine ratio is 50-50. no wonder spite can smell colors.
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bunnieswithknives · 28 days ago
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OH MY GOD??? HAS IT SERIOUSLY BEEN A MONTH????? I am so sorry guys
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circuscountdowns · 10 months ago
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I don’t think the crown works like this. added the full pages
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artslovergirl · 5 months ago
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hm? oh, nothing.just thinking about how in this scene
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the game changers ad is placed perfectly in the background so that art is literally looking at them, seeing tashi cheat on him, much like he did in atlanta, symbolizing that even this time when he didnt actually see it, he knows.
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kulai · 3 months ago
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cali shenanigans (they dont know each other on roblox)
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I could wax poetic about why Viktor's League backstory is inherently more interesting and more thematically resonant than where they went with him in Arcane season 2, but the cold hard truth is
a man covered in grease and probably blood who builds his own body out of scraps with his own two hands, can in fact build any contraption out of dinted metal sheets and a few screws including a deathray, performs deeply inadvisable operations on desperate but consenting people with his own tools, generates a cult following against his wishes because of his ability to inadvisably help people but the power's all his now anyway so he may as well, wants to clean up and save the undercity but is (only sort of) misunderstood as a walking Geneva Convention violation a freak and a supervillain, torments his arch-nemesis on at least a weekly basis and probably homoerotically hunts him for sport, had his life's work misattributed to people in the ruling class and is angry and tragic about it forever, tries to rip out his own emotions and is unsuccessful but pretends like he was not, is actually oddly kind to children, and is at the end of the day still just some guy,
is just hotter okay
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sunlit-mess · 7 months ago
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I can only take so much, but lately, they have replaced my reflection. And realize I'm just as bad as them.
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hottopiccashregister · 12 days ago
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blahblahblah cartoon horses blahblahblah
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lotus-pear · 1 year ago
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i think you guys are onto smth..
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i unironically got invested in this HELP
#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭#kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔#dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd#anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!!#takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve#both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year#newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :(#before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work#he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba#so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit#kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it#when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai#he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg#when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration#they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back#dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES)#and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed#ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again#this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain
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odekiisu · 2 years ago
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Vulcan Eyebrow Pointiness is governed by gene(s) in an imprinted region of the genome.
Imprinted genes are expressed differently depending on which parent they're inherited from; either the maternal or paternal copy of the gene is suppressed. On Earth, this can be seen in some human genetic disorders such as Prader-Willi/Angelmann syndrome (both caused by a large deletion on chromosome 15; which one presents is dependent on which parent the mutation is inherited from).
Another case where genomic imprinting causes noticeable differences in phenotype are lion/tiger hybrids. They have the same complement of genes, being 50% lion and 50% tiger, but ligers (male lion/female tiger) are absolutely heckin massive, being larger than both parent species and the largest feline in the world, and are lighter in base colour (more the colour of a lion than a tiger).
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Fig. 1: Liger
Tigons (male tiger/female lion) on the other hand are about the size of a tiger and more tigery orange in colouration. This is because of growth-suppressing genes that are active when inherited from a female lion, but not when inherited from a male one, and corresponding growth-promoting genes that are only active when inherited from a male. Female tigers do not have the required growth-suppressing genes to counteract the latter, so ligers get huge, but tigons don't.
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Fig. 2: Tigon. Note that both are stripey.
In the case of Vulcans, the maternal copy of at least one gene that governs eyebrow pointiness is suppressed, whereas the paternal one is active. Behold:
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Fig. 3: Spock, half-Vulcan with a Vulcan father, has pointy ears and pointy eyebrows (obvious usage of eyebrow liner notwithstanding).
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Fig. 4: Lorian, half-Vulcan with a Vulcan mother, still has pointy ears but round eyebrows.
As you can see, the eyebrow pointiness phenotype differs depending on which parent it is inherited from, whereas the ear pointiness phenotype appears to be dominant, much like stripeyness.
tl;dr: Spock is a liger and Lorian is a tigon.
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crystalbeastsquidney · 7 months ago
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Had a friend recently tell me a funny idea for a couples’ shirt combo
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