Wait wait, why isn't Nightwing allowed? WHAT DID HE DO????
Okay so buckle up everyone, it's story time! This is how Nightwing earned his place on my shitlist.
So I had a long day at work but I had gotten my paycheck so to treat myself I got one of those fancy bath fizzers. I was also listening to Black Canary (the Bands)'s new album. I hear something being moved in my kitchen, now I though it was the kid down the hall's pet mouse that got out. So I throw on a towel and go investigate. It wasn't a mouse but a rat called Nightwing in my kitchen moving my stuff. We locked eyes and I grabbed the nearest item (the broom) and started beating the shit out of him.
This is why Nightwing is never gonna be allowed in my apartment ever again.
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Gen 3 Heath Burns is a wild case where the live action version looks better than the animated version
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लखपति दीदी रैली में पीएम मोदी का बड़ा बयान, कहा, महिलाओं के खिलाफ अपराध अक्षम्य अपराध, दोषी को बख्शा नहीं जाना चाहिए
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a couple days ago i thought my cat would like to try some chicken broth, so i dabbed it on his nose. and you would think. you would think i put vicks vapor rub on his nose. poison on his nose. this chicken broth was literally made for my other (sick) cat who loves it. but this guy, he took off running. hid in my bedroom. i had to coax him out and wipe it off with a cloth. he flinched every time he looked at me for a whole day. he sat on the couch next to me and kept looking at me and flinching. insisting on being pet but Fearful Of The Broth. and now. now. any time he smells chicken. or broth. he has to hide. and flinch when looking at me. one little dab of chicken broth. the equivalent of killing his entire family. i am the most unforgivable cat criminal in the world. homemade chicken broth.
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I forced my friend who hates epic fantasy to watch Lord of the Rings with me, and I mean that legitimately, like she literally said I'm not watching that, and I said while you're in my goddamn house, you're watching it. There's no negotiation.
Anyway, she spent the first half of the Two Towers bitching and complaining and saying everyone was boring and no one was pretty - she also called Aragorn mid, which honestly, to be honest, to be truthful, if I killed her, I'm pretty sure a judge and a jury would side with me for that one.
But I digress.
She spent the first half of the movie saying the movie sucked- and then she shut her goddamn mouth for the second half.
Because even the biggest epic fantasy haters in the world shut their whining mouths when they see the battle of helm's deep.
There is literally TOO MUCH cool shit happening for even the most normie of normies to hate on it.
Seriously. Elves showing up when the humans need them most, elven archers with the amazing long range volleys, orcs with ladders, orcs with HOOKS, bombing the wall down, Legolas riding down a shield as he shoots arrows, Aragorn throwing Gimli's ass at the bridge...
Gandalf arriving on his white horse with the Rohirrim to save the damn day...and yes, elsewhere, the Ents being awesome and fucking shit up...
Doesn't matter if you're a hater of all things epic fantasy.
This shit too fire for even you to resist the burn.
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what the person who stole dean's leather jacket will see when they die of old age after a virtuous life of good deeds and their soul awakens in the afterlife:
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Hot take but if Miquella was a girl I don’t believe the discourse surrounding his character would have arose with the dlc ending. Or at least it wouldn’t have been so bad. Like his ‘crimes’ are definitely not worse than Marika’s and yet I rarely see anyone genuinely hating on her character for what she’s done. Because she’s an attractive woman and that’s all that matters to some people.
Like he’s not at all the worst we’ve seen in a souls game and yet people are treating him like the devil. Suspicious, if you ask me…
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Seen this way, the Ministry of Magic and the school made the book and Professor Weasley just gave it to us.
Just think how Professor Fig would react to that.
or Mc's friends react to it. Mc runs past him and they ask what MC is doing
I could easily imagine Ominis jumping on Mc and would like an explanation from Mc why.
The Ministry of Magic is certainly a mixed bag of morals, imo. I wouldn't put it past them to actually include the Unforgiveables. Especially if they weren't as forbidden as they are during Harry Potter time.
With that said, I've heard some thoughts of Fig being a very chill guardian of MC, lol. Especially since he knows all about MC's Ancient Magic and "destiny". So...
Prof. Fig: So the book has the Unforgivables in it?
Prof. Weasley: Yes, I know it's concerning, but I hope MC won't do anything rash...
Fig: I trust MC. She'll be fine.
Weasley: What?
Fig, casually sipping tea: She's a responsible young adult. Once she is given a task, she completes it. I wouldn't worry.
*meanwhile*
Ominis: Your book says you need to learn WHAT?!
Garreth: Wow, I didn't think my aunt would be that hard-core...
MC: It's not that big of a deal...right?
Sebastian: No, I don't think-
Ominis: You lost your opinion privileges, Sebastian, you don't have a say in this!
Amit: But...why would the Field Guide require you to learn them? They're very frowned upon by the magic society.
Natty: Maybe it's to understand the spells most dark wizards use?
Poppy: I suppose that makes sense, but it seems rather dangerous to toe that line.
Sebastian: I mean, as long as you-
Ominis: *covers Sebastian’s mouth with his hand*
MC: Okay...I will literally get hives if I do not complete EVERYTHING I'm given, so I will learn these spells just to not be haunted by an incomplete task.
The group:
Poppy: ...at least you have a can-do attitude?
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Ah yes. The most solid plan of all.
No reason to find this a giant warning sign, nope. None at all.
IT HAS BEEN TWO WEEKS?!
TWO COMPLETE WEEKS WITH WATANUKI LIVING ALONE IN YUUKO’S BIG EMPTY STORE WITH NOT A SINGLE SIGN OF HER OR MOKONA WHATSOEVER??
No wonder all he’s doing is making the same dish and delivering it over and over again. He must be going out of his mind trying not to think about it too much.
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