#unforgivable crime
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gotham-accidental-crimelord · 11 months ago
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Wait wait, why isn't Nightwing allowed? WHAT DID HE DO????
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Okay so buckle up everyone, it's story time! This is how Nightwing earned his place on my shitlist. So I had a long day at work but I had gotten my paycheck so to treat myself I got one of those fancy bath fizzers. I was also listening to Black Canary (the Bands)'s new album. I hear something being moved in my kitchen, now I though it was the kid down the hall's pet mouse that got out. So I throw on a towel and go investigate. It wasn't a mouse but a rat called Nightwing in my kitchen moving my stuff. We locked eyes and I grabbed the nearest item (the broom) and started beating the shit out of him. This is why Nightwing is never gonna be allowed in my apartment ever again.
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rightnewshindi · 4 months ago
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लखपति दीदी रैली में पीएम मोदी का बड़ा बयान, कहा, महिलाओं के खिलाफ अपराध अक्षम्य अपराध, दोषी को बख्शा नहीं जाना चाहिए
PM Modi News: प्रधानमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी रविवार को महाराष्ट्र के जलगांव पहुंचे। इस दौरान प्रधानमंत्री मोदी ने उन 11 लाख नई ‘लखपति दीदी’ को प्रमाण-पत्र देकर सम्मानित किया, जिन्होंने उनके तीसरे कार्यकाल के दौरान इस मुकाम को हासिल किए हैं। पीएम मोदी ने 2,500 करोड़ का रिवॉल्विंग फंड भी जारी किया। इससे 4.3 लाख स्वयं सहायता समूहों (एसएचजी) के लगभग 48 लाख सदस्यों को लाभ होगा। पीएम मोदी ने 5,000 करोड़ का…
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arimarupullsya · 2 years ago
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Miraidon || SV Black Star Promos 013
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cadmium-free · 1 year ago
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a couple days ago i thought my cat would like to try some chicken broth, so i dabbed it on his nose. and you would think. you would think i put vicks vapor rub on his nose. poison on his nose. this chicken broth was literally made for my other (sick) cat who loves it. but this guy, he took off running. hid in my bedroom. i had to coax him out and wipe it off with a cloth. he flinched every time he looked at me for a whole day. he sat on the couch next to me and kept looking at me and flinching. insisting on being pet but Fearful Of The Broth. and now. now. any time he smells chicken. or broth. he has to hide. and flinch when looking at me. one little dab of chicken broth. the equivalent of killing his entire family. i am the most unforgivable cat criminal in the world. homemade chicken broth.
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lemonspades · 5 months ago
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Im back ebryboby
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< Part 21 - Part 23 >
Masterlist
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animentality · 5 months ago
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I forced my friend who hates epic fantasy to watch Lord of the Rings with me, and I mean that legitimately, like she literally said I'm not watching that, and I said while you're in my goddamn house, you're watching it. There's no negotiation.
Anyway, she spent the first half of the Two Towers bitching and complaining and saying everyone was boring and no one was pretty - she also called Aragorn mid, which honestly, to be honest, to be truthful, if I killed her, I'm pretty sure a judge and a jury would side with me for that one.
But I digress.
She spent the first half of the movie saying the movie sucked- and then she shut her goddamn mouth for the second half.
Because even the biggest epic fantasy haters in the world shut their whining mouths when they see the battle of helm's deep.
There is literally TOO MUCH cool shit happening for even the most normie of normies to hate on it.
Seriously. Elves showing up when the humans need them most, elven archers with the amazing long range volleys, orcs with ladders, orcs with HOOKS, bombing the wall down, Legolas riding down a shield as he shoots arrows, Aragorn throwing Gimli's ass at the bridge...
Gandalf arriving on his white horse with the Rohirrim to save the damn day...and yes, elsewhere, the Ents being awesome and fucking shit up...
Doesn't matter if you're a hater of all things epic fantasy.
This shit too fire for even you to resist the burn.
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clownsuu · 2 years ago
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Small detour of what I usually post, but I absolutely wish (other) clown the best of luck during these confusing and almost hopeless times- nobody knows how to deal with such amount of attention in such short amount of time- a blessing and a curse to behold
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messrmoonyy · 8 months ago
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Gorgeous gorgeous boy
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lilacpaperbird · 4 months ago
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what the person who stole dean's leather jacket will see when they die of old age after a virtuous life of good deeds and their soul awakens in the afterlife:
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cyarskj1899 · 2 months ago
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Mind you people say Kanye is acting out to this very day cause he lost his mom years and years ago. Megan hasn’t even gotten a fraction of that grace!
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everyone cares about mental health when it comes to Kanye and excuses his antics. You can find articles about his guilt surrounding her death in 2023!!!
but Meg must take full personal responsibility regardless. Megan lost her mom even younger than he did. We don’t see black women as human.
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alwaysbewoke · 10 months ago
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This is what zionists swore up and down MLK would support. My God!
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dinarosie · 3 months ago
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Are you serious? Snape was a total jerk, and you're defending him while trashing Barty Crouch Jr.? Barty was literally set up by his own dad and never even got a real chance! Snape just bullied kids for years and suddenly we're supposed to call him a hero? Get over it you’re so wrong on this one.
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beneath-the-mask · 6 months ago
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Hot take but if Miquella was a girl I don’t believe the discourse surrounding his character would have arose with the dlc ending. Or at least it wouldn’t have been so bad. Like his ‘crimes’ are definitely not worse than Marika’s and yet I rarely see anyone genuinely hating on her character for what she’s done. Because she’s an attractive woman and that’s all that matters to some people.
Like he’s not at all the worst we’ve seen in a souls game and yet people are treating him like the devil. Suspicious, if you ask me…
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frankensteined · 30 days ago
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zara had no business having THIS sexy of a character intro only to be taken for a ride by illario dellamorte, of all people
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jaarijani · 9 months ago
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completeoveranalysis · 3 months ago
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Ah yes. The most solid plan of all. 
No reason to find this a giant warning sign, nope. None at all.
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IT HAS BEEN TWO WEEKS?!
TWO COMPLETE WEEKS WITH WATANUKI LIVING ALONE IN YUUKO’S BIG EMPTY STORE WITH NOT A SINGLE SIGN OF HER OR MOKONA WHATSOEVER??
No wonder all he’s doing is making the same dish and delivering it over and over again. He must be going out of his mind trying not to think about it too much. 
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