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themelinated · 1 year ago
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Uncle with the folding chair has a legal defense fund.
Ain’t nobody cares if the maga fools do.
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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mlobsters · 29 days ago
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jared padalecki and jensen ackles nashville con 2024 - main panel
Q: What is something you have learned and now value about friendship because of each other?
j2 on their friendship part 3 of ?
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tired-demonspawn · 2 months ago
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chapter 13! wow, hope you guys handled that 48 hour period well! :D
hope nothing too crazy happens which might be hinted at in that silly lil picture i drew!
full clean sketch that i saved cuz i thought the whole pose looked really cool, but the crop was more dramatic, so i cropped it, whatever. it's under the cut is my point
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I fear there's simply no booktok-sensation enemies-to-lovers novel that will even come close to whatever the fuck napoleon and illya were doing in the man from uncle
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hooved · 1 year ago
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I JUST SAW ONE OF MY EXES ON SHARK TANK ??? THEY WERE JUST SOME BACKGROUND PERSON WHO RAN OUT WITH A KATANA AND CUT UP SOME BIG MUSHROOMS AND RAN BACK OUT LMAO
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thegroundhogdidit · 1 year ago
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do you think gwen pearson ever has to grapple with the fact that no matter what style she tries out her dad has done it 2.5x cooler than she ever could
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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 4 months ago
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When you have to take off your socks to change into clean socks and your bare feet touch the floor for exactly fifteen seconds and the dry, smooth sensation makes you want to chop your toes off
#It’s awful#I used to think short carpet was bad but vinyl flooring is the literal WORST#They should make socks that are lined with a rubbery nubby texture for people with sensory issues and/or allodynia#who find light or sliding contact painful and need deep pressure to function#This is why my grandma always wore her penny loafers— even in the hospital bed#I know what you were grandma#I KNOW you#She knew the lyrics to every song ever from 1890–1980 and would spontaneously burst into song if something you said reminded her of a song#And her mother used to sit down and read the dictionary for fun and was essentially a walking encyclopedia#despite dropping out of school at a young age because she just absorbed everything she could find#My aunt talks really really fast and for a really long time and constantly crochets to keep her hands busy#and according to my mom would rock in a rocking chair for hours and hours#All of my uncles and my mom are slightly socially awkward and take LOONG pauses between words sometimes#and something about their neutral facial expressions is “off” and guess who else looks “off” when I’m not purposefully grandiose#Moi [frames face with hands]#me#I can’t quite put my finger on it but I look a little too “dreamy” and like a fish out of water simultaneously#Like “the lights are off but someone is definitely in there watching and it’s kind of creeping me out”#And I will also read the dictionary for fun and I also happen to be a walking encyclopedia#Right now I’m into herbalism and mushrooms and psychotropic substances so I will recite paragraphs of information unsolicited#about any of those things#I guess it’s a branch off my main interest in psychology and human biology
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givehimthemedicine · 1 year ago
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btw: Lucas, Dustin, Steve, Will, El, Mike, Mom, Dad, Granny, Uncle Jack, Billy.
Max wrote eleven letters :)
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creatorbiaze · 6 months ago
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me passive aggressively pushing a chair in as loudly as possible and looking at the person who pulled the chair out to sit down for 5 seconds and didn't push it back in & rarely actually pushes the chair back in
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be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie · 2 years ago
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We don’t talk enough about certified badass and number one best friend Norm Spellman, that man is LOYAL, HE IS RIDE OR FUCKING DIE. He not only gets shot in his avatar, which had to have sucked ass, but then he just gets a gun and goes back out to kEEP FIGHTING IN HUMAN FORM?? HE PUNCHES A MAN IN THE FACE FOR TRYING TO PUNCH JAKE OUT OF LINK. THEN AS HE’S GETTING HELD BACK BY LIKE THREE SOLDIERS HE’S SCREAMING “PUT HIM DOWN” AS THEY PICK UP JAKE. HE’S SO WORRIED ABOUT HIS BEST FRIEND. 
Not to mention just how cute all of his and Jake’s scenes are. When he’s teaching Jake Na’vi??? When he’s jealous and mocking Jake for not knowing what the Hallelujah Mountains are (’ever heard of them?’ fuck RIGHT off Norman)??? WHEN HE’S FUCKING AROUND BALANCING ON THE BACK TWO WHEELS OF JAKE’S WHEELCHAIR WHILE JAKE IS SITTING IN THE LINK EATING BREAKFAST???
I would die for Norm he’s an icon I want more of him and Jake in the rest of the movies. 
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narbevoguel · 4 months ago
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I need lessons of "How to buy stuff for yourself that you actually need without feeling Buyer's Remorse seconds afterwards that lasts for days".
On monday I bought a bag for myself. It was kind of an impulse purchase, I went to that place to get a specific cutter, next thing I know, I walked out with the cutter and the bag. I've been feeling like crap ever since.
Now, it's not like I blew my savings on something expensive, and is not like I blew all the money I had either, I'm doing fine, my wallet is doing fine (for now), and I did need the damn bag, the one I'm using already has holes in it, and mother gave me the one my brother was using, which is in a similar condition, if not worse. So why do I feel like crap? I feel like that money could have been spent on groceries, or something more important.
Mother told me that it's fine, that not only do I need it, she said I should treat myself to something nice every once in a while because I've been working so hard, I deserve it. Why do I still beat myself up about this?
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Either way, I guess the silver lining is that these two have finally a time to shine out there. I literally had nowhere [fancy] to put them on, but now I do.
Comfort characters to the rescue, I guess lol.
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photozoi · 1 year ago
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Mr Mung with his most recent toy capture in the Red Chair.
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"No, the Brother, you may not haz this seat. It is mine alone, can't you see the sign? Reserved. Reserved for ME. Me and mine toys. So, no. Bye now."
Mr Mung enacts the "Reserved" rule.
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Silken Windhound
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drinkin-cherryschnapps · 5 months ago
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i miss the sea :(
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emile-hides · 2 years ago
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I’m so obsessed with the Mario family and while I’m a very hard Uncle Tony stan I’m also insanely obsessed with Auntie Marie and her daughter. I want to know all about them.
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dyke-in-crisis · 1 year ago
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moved yesterday and the most infuriating experience of my life was taking apart an entire bedframe manually & bruising my knuckles because I didn't have the right tool, taking apart fridges and shelves with an axe and being able to carry just the same amount of boxes and furniture as the guys my mom hired and still having people insist I carry the small things because I'm „such a tiny girl"
I cant put into words how invalidating it is to be physically strong enough and standing right next to someone yelling „I need a man down here to carry this" (I did it anyways)
I have carried everything for my family up to yesterday, worked with tools in a workshop for six months, lift weights & rebuilt our furniture and somehow ppl still treated me like a toddler simply because I am a woman.
That really hit me, no matter how much strength and effort you put into things, everyone is still somehow able to overlook it just because you were afab. I‘m very much tired of trying to prove myself despite gender.
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