#unbothered and ignorant

[vaguelyhauntedcornfield]

in light of earthquake tweets im seeing i feel like it’s significant to note that my self-preservation instincts are so bad that when i was in oakland during a 4.0 with my dad, i walked out of the bathroom and went ‘geez the people upstairs sure slammed their door hard huh’ and he looked at me like i was either the dumbest or bravest person he’d ever met

[sakurm]

it's a feeling i don't like

[frosted-woods]

trick or treat!!! (ignore the dog...?)

[jonasiegenthaler]

njd@bos | 30.12.23

[samegifofryanguzman]

[meteortrails]

key to law’s characterization that he’s the kind of older brother who would stand menacingly in the doorway and say offputting shit when you have your friends over purely just to fuck with you. he’s an absolute unrepentant troll - he LOVES being weird and annoying and confusing. law is the kind of older brother who you cannot fucking stand to fight with bc when things get heated, he just gets outwardly calmer and meaner. he’s near impossible to actually intentionally embarrass or fluster bc he genuinely doesn’t give a shit about most things and if you care enough to try, he’s already pissed you off and therefore won (remember: unrepentant shithead troll). this all of course comes with the caveat that nothing annoys him the way losing the idgaf contest or someone accidentally fucking with his shit does, both of which happen Constantly around the strawhats lmao

[arachnitech]

i know pride month alredy passed but i like the idea of miles parents thinking he is dating ganke and wanting to get him some gifts for pride month but they´re trying to figure it out if miles is gay, bi, pan or something else, so they just keep saying things like "we love you no matter what", "we love you" and "we are proud to call you our son" and poor miles is just freaking out in his dorm like "holy shit they know ganke THEY KNOW" and ganke is just like "damn sucks to be you"

[stars-n-spice]

FUCK!

Bad Batch Eve y'all, how are we feeling?

If they do another one of those timeskips things and don't show us the aftermath of what happened on Pabu I'm going to go absolutely feral.

Ugghh

Also, also-

Half of me wants to see Hunter and Crosshair's interaction to either go like,,

Hunter understanding the circumstances and respecting Omega's decision and him reassuring Crosshair it wasn't his fault because that'll show actual character growth for Hunter (Force knows he needs it) and they go on to develop a plan to bring her back.

BUT!!!

The other half of me wants to see them fight and for Wrecker to have to break it up or something because they're all emotional and they've got so much going on and I just want all of them to have a collective mental break down and cry together.

Either way!! It will be depressing, I will cry, Crosshair will blame himself and I'll eat my arm.

[sysig]

Laptop, now available for 500 pet-tickets (Patreon)

[adelacreations]

How you get called out for your bigoted behaviour and your response is, "WELL I DON'T DRAW BILLY AS AN INVALID IN A WHEELCHAIR SHITTING HIMSELF"

...Imagine jumping a lot of conclusions and being ableist in one go, good lord

If you're justification is *checks notes* more bigotry

You definitely haven't helped your case. Good lord

[hourcat]

magic...

Pierre, lounged an appropriate distance away on the couch, almost tumbles off the cushions as he says, disbelieving, "you picked up magic during the pandemic?"

Charles nestles further into his corner of the couch, legs crisscrossed as he fiddles with the deck of cards in his hands, and shrugs--the look on his face is bashful but not quite embarrassed when he shrugs Pierre's question off: "I couldn't spend the whole time on Twitch with George and Alex and Lando," he answers after a beat; his face scrunches up in distaste, and Pierre laughs at it, kicking his leg out to try and get his best friend in the knee. It's like a switch flips, though, out of nowhere: Charles lights up like a Christmas tree and he lunges towards Pierre out of nowhere, knocking his foot off as he asks, excitedly, "do you want to see a trick I've been working on?"

It's funny, that they've spent the better part of the last year texting--that they'd spent the entirety of both of their bouts of Covid blowing each other's phones up out of boredom--and yet this is the first Pierre is hearing of this new talent of his; he wonders if maybe Charles had been saving it as some kind of surprise.

The thought warms something deep in Pierre's stomach, that this was something that Charles wanted to share with him like this: dressed down in his apartment while they're together in person again for the first time since they'd probably gotten each other sick back on Abu Dhabi...

"are you going to make me disappear, Cha," is how he ends up responding, and the color that floods his best friend's cheeks as he laughs, loud and bright, is impossible to look away from.

send me a ship and a word and i'll write you five sentences <3

[bloomfish]

another day in my beautiful city. an old man stopped me in the street to tell me he'd just done a line of coke and offered to pay me 10€ to watch him masturbate

[noxexistant]

one of my favourite uksies details i’ve noticed the last couple times i’ve been: owen oscar very intentionally takes one of davey’s papers out of the pile of twenty, while davey is distracted talking to wiesel. it’s explicitly not a mistake, and it’s something he considers for a second before he actually does it.

one time, he nodded to morris, who was the one who slid one of the papes out of the pile in oscar’s hands and returned it to the cart behind them. another time, oscar pulled one out of the pile himself and subtly handed it to morris, who immediately hid it inside his jacket. both times, oscar got morris’ attention first and gave him this kind of older sibling ‘watch this’ look full of mischief, and both times they pulled it off without a word spoken to each other,

[worstloki]

very funny that toji vacant father implications lose to megumi hypothetically being a cute kid because everyone wants toji to have tried

[shang-qieckhua]

I am NOT laughing. I repeat: I AM NOT

(you are 😂🤣😂)

[fabdante]

It's mating season in my hermit crab tank, and batman fertilized gans eggs again. and he will not stop guarding her.

which is really funny because i opened the tank to do something, and he practically threw her at me because he thought i was a threat.

so like hes doing an awful job i love both of them.