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vaguelyhauntedcornfield · 2 years ago

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in light of earthquake tweets im seeing i feel like it’s significant to note that my self-preservation instincts are so bad that when i was in oakland during a 4.0 with my dad, i walked out of the bathroom and went ‘geez the people upstairs sure slammed their door hard huh’ and he looked at me like i was either the dumbest or bravest person he’d ever met

#probably dumbest bc i literally just chilled in our 6th story hotel room for the rest of the day #unbothered and ignorant #like i couldve at least gone to the lobby to hang out but nah #i mean i am the child of a man who ordered beef from a vegan restaurant and was surprised it was...vegan so like apple? tree #i think sometimes my mom is scared by how similar we can be #the other day she was talking about those light hair growth hats #and my dad and i both thought she just meant one of those hats with a wig attached to it #(i told my brother's id shave my head in solidarity if they went bald and my mom said they should try the light hats first so #my dad n i just REALLY missed the point huh)

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