#um.? feel like i should tag this idk how

[backseatloversz]

was woken up at 5:30am this morning by what i naively hopefully assumed was like. a car backfiring like right outside my house or something? but no it was a driveby shooting down the street :)

[bunnieswithknives]

Obsessed with his brain

[electroniccollectiondonut]

I have not been in this fandom long enough to reasonably judge others' takes however. "EPIC fans are so silly to characterize odysseus as feeling guilty for his actions don't you know he's a war criminal" is definitely a wild one. like first of all to each their own so settle down and let people enjoy things ok. and secondly making choices with a bad outcome, even knowingly and deliberately, does not exclude the possibility of feeling bad about it later. in fact it makes for a much more in depth character because then you get to explore what he does or doesn't feel guilt over, and why, and if that guilt ever edges into regret or not.

[james-spooky]

this is a test

[possum-tooth]

wanting to hang out/get the tea vs not wanting to leave the house. fight.

[rustedgate]

Truly, I think about Zack getting older and seeing parts of Angeal in himself. Almost jumpscaring himself walking by the mirror some days; looking at old photos and thinking. There's mourning and grief in it all, knowing that he's gone, but it's like Zack is taking him with. Living for the sake of them both, because what else are you supposed to do.

[sharkdays]

hiii i wrote a thing about rvt! amethio and the trio so if you wanna take a peek here you go !!

[punctuation-completionist]

you don’t have to answer this ask but wow how are you supposed to be the bad guy fucking apologizing for reacting badly to being told to kill yourself?? i hate this website

well okay hold up i never said i was the bad guy. i said there were misunderstandings on both sides and that i was sorry for an issue in one part of how i handled it. just one.

[thefabelmans2022]

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[sendingflowerstothemoon]

Google search

how to talk to your dad without feeling like a failure

how to call your dad back after a missed call that you watched happen on the screen because it filled you with a pit of dread

how to stop feeling guilt over relationship with father

how to explain to your dad that pulling your fingernails out with pliers would be preferable to picking up a call from him when you know he's going to be disappointed in you

how to reconcile with the fact that your dad probably thinks you hate him because talking to him is so hard that you just don't do it

[5sospenguinqueen]

Growing Pains Pt 2 | Oscar Piastri x Reader

Summary: Oscar thought leaving was the best thing for you, but quickly realised he cannot function without you.

Warnings: Swearing. Fluff. Suggestive content.

2024 season. Childhood sweethearts. No facelaim, just rando Pinterest pics

This acc just ended up being Landoscar fluff because I consumed too much of them after Silverstone lol

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mclaren oscar’s post race interviews #bahraingp 

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mclaren please enjoy some clips of our aussie talking about the one aspect of his life NOT involved with his job

→ user1 did mclaren just hard launch a relationship?

→ user2 no because why did they post clips that specifically don’t mention a name

→ user3 yes but the familiarity of the way he’s talking about this girl must mean it’s one he’s known since he was 14???

danielricciardo caught simping in 4k

thisisnotyn oscar sweaty got me feeling some kind of way 

charles_leclerc oh god, that goofy smile is back. i know what that means

→ maxverstappen1 he’s going to start yapping more than i do

→ user4 what do you know?!

alex_albon mate, i’m not going to lie, i don’t think we can defend you from this anymore

→ oscarpiastri you sent me memes of my face. you have never defended me

→ georgerussell63 join the club. wait until he sends you reaction gifs 

→ landonorris i love getting those 

YourUserName pookie 

→ user5 um, is she calling oscar pookie?

→ user6 well, it’s not going to be lando. he was only in one of the clips 

→ user7 idk, we don’t know what happened between them. it could’ve been a bad breakup and she might be trying to piss them off

→ landonorris ew, no. it’s not me. they made up weeks ago btw. no way osco would’ve lasted this long without his yn

→ YourUserName what do you mean ew! you’d be lucky to have me

→ danielricciardo no he wouldn’t

oscarpiastri i also talked a lot about my performance in the race

→ landonorris and where is that footage, huh??? funny how it doesn’t exist 

→ oscapiastri yn says you’re not allowed to tag along to date night anymore because you insulted both of us 

→ landonorris :(

→ user8 what do you mean he tagged along on date night?

→ user9 why are we skipping past the fact that lando confirmed that they’re back together

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YourUserName ladies, get a boyfriend who looks at you the way Oscar looks at Lando (actually, can you get me one first because mine seems to be broken) 

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oscarpiastri whoa, you told me i was a handsome boy. that photo doesn’t look like a handsome boy 

→ YourUserName some people are into the serial killer eyes. not me though, that’s why i’m asking the fans to find me a new bf

→ logansargeant i’ll help

→ user10 we know which side logan is choosing in the divorce 

landonorris how does it feel to know that your boyfriend likes me more 

→ YourUserName i know how to cut brake lines

→ landonorris 😰😰

→ mclaren yn, please don’t threaten our drivers

→ YourUserName hey, i’ll take them both out if they don’t end their affair 

→ oscarpiastri and here i was thinking you would cut his brake lines so i could get on the podium instead 

→ YourUserName sure, we can go with that

user11 can we take a moment to enjoy the fact that they’ve been back together for 4 months and he’s still letting her bully him

→ YourUserName i’m riding the guilt trip until the very end 

→ oscarpiastri i love you

→ YourUserName i know

→ landonorris but not as much as he loves me! 

→ YourUserName i know where you sleep

→ landonorris yeah, with your boyfriend!

→ oscarpiastri don’t tell the internet that! 

danielricciardo lando used to look at me that way

→ YourUserName i think we should start a spurned wags group

→ danielricciardo i’ll bring the wine

→ YourUserName i’ll bring the lightning mcqueen crocs

→ liamlawson30 can i join?

oscarpiastri sweetheart, you know you’re the light of my life

→ YourUserName didn’t feel that way when you guided lando away from a puddle and let me put my foot right in it

→ oscarpiastri i gave you my socks! 

→ YourUserName they were sweaty

→ oscarpiastri it’s all i had… 

→ mclaren yn, please stop bullying him. we can hear him crying from his driver’s room

→ user12 no because the fact that the majority of mclaren admin’s online interactions are just begging yn to behave 

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oscarpiastri when you say date night and she says I’m not putting pants on 

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YourUserName thank you for sharing your pizza with me after i burnt mine <3

→ oscarpiastri i can’t wait to share more with you

landonorris did she hide in your neck at the scary parts 

→ oscarpiastri no she fucking laughed at the way he was running

→ landonorris you cuddled into her neck at the scary parts, didn’t you 

→ oscarpiastri i plead the fifth

→ YourUserName it’s okay, princess, you know i’ll always protect you 

logansargeant no because they had their ‘date night’ 3 days ago and the paintings they did of each other are hanging in their bathroom, and when i tell you they were a shock to the system

→ user13 logan, show them to us, please

YourUserName it’s not my fault that it’s hard to keep pants on when you’re around 

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→ mclaren we talked about this 

→ landonorris my eyes! 

→ user14 @ aussiegrit come get your kids

→ YourUserName don’t tag him in it. mark still thinks i’m nice

→ oscarpiastri no, he knows you’re a gremlin

arthur_leclerc not you trying to pretend that you are romantic when you asked me for all of those ideas

→ YourUserName oh really?

→ oscarpiastri i had a whole night planned and you decided you didn’t want to go out!

→ alex_albon no because you really had him stressing

→ georgerussell63 he was even messaging the grid group chat 

→ danielricciardo he had a whole group of guys debating the best alternative to rose petals

→ YourUserName because i don’t like roses 🥹 oh, osc. it was perfect

→ oscarpiastri 🤍🤍

→ user15 anyone else finding this suspicious

charles_leclerc a date night to remember, i’m sure. and not for the lack of pants 

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user1 rough night in the piastri house, he’s upset mom and wifey 

arthur_leclerc welcome to the family, oscar. please don’t bring yn with you

→ YourUserName you’re just jealous that i didn’t want dinner with you 

→ maxverstappen1 wait, i thought i was your favourite. why don’t you want dinner with me?

→ charles_leclerc you are welcome for dinner anytime, yn

→ oscarpiastri see, what you’ve done. now lestappen are fighting. you promised to keep your crushes to yourself

user2 i love how now that oscar is past his rookie year, his true personality of being a gremlin has come out 

→ user3 now that shy oscar has gone we’re seeing just how well he pairs with yn

→ arthur_leclerc and i can guarantee the grid are missing shy oscar. i have had to put up with this since 2021

→ georgerussell63 i can confirm we do

→ logansargeant now you understand why i prefer to be quiet. if you don’t talk, they can’t bully you 

→ georgerussell63 my name on yn’s phone is amelia georgehart 

→ oscarpiastri we’ve been together for years and mine is peestri pants, count yourself lucky

→ YourUserName lando’s is just fucker. 

→ landonorris the full stop included? 

nicolepiastri i have some questions 

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YourUserName weekends away with you  

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YourUserName thank you for a lovely weekend away from the madness. i could spend forever with you in our little bubble 

→ danielricciardo oh wow so you’re both simps?

→ YourUserName look away! i have a reputation to maintain

→ oscarpiastri no you don’t. you luuuuurve me

landonorris i can’t believe you left me behind 

charles_leclerc remove your head from that poor girl’s shirt. i raised you better than that

pierregasly someone convince kiks to do this with me. she refuses to go camping

→ francisca.cgomes because neither of us would survive sleeping on the ground

→ oscarpiastri neither would yn if not for the fact that we camped in the back garden

→ YourUserName why would i want to go somewhere without a functioning toilet! 

logansargeant where is your shirt. nobody wants to see that 

→ YourUserName i think you’ll find that i did 

→ oscarpiastri she’s a big fan

mclaren please come back, we miss you 

→ oscarpiastri yn says she still has another weekend before she has to return me

→ mclaren we were talking to yn

→ YourUserName miss you too, boo 🧡

→ landonorris why don’t you speak to me like that 

→ YourUserName ‘cause you stole my osc

→ oscarpiastri no one could take me from you 

user4 no because that last pic screams engagement photo and i don't know why

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charles_leclerc i am an incredibly proud father right now  

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oscarpiastri in other words, i convinced the prettiest girl in the world to marry me 

→ YourUserName and now i have the prettiest husband in the world 

user5 how is lando taking oscar looking at someone else that way?

→ landonorris not well

→ danielricciardo he cried the whole day

→ YourUserName that’s why i gave him my flowers

→ landonorris no i earnt those!

→ lilymhe yeah, i still have the bruises! 

user6 miss rabbit has fainted 

YourUserName i enjoyed our father-daughter dance

→ fernandoalo_official @ aussiegrit the monegasque is trying to steal our children

→ oscarpiastri now i’m in trouble with mark

→ YourUserName i’ll make it up to you on our honeymoon

→ oscarpiastri 😳☺️

user6 fuck you to all the bitches who said they wouldn’t last because they’ve never dated anyone else

mclaren what a beautiful couple. i think we need to put those up around MTC

→ YourUserName i think zak would really appreciate them in his office

→ oscarpiastri what makes you think i haven’t already put them up around MTC. gotta keep my wife with me wherever i go

→ YourUserName stop making me giggle 

user7 definition of soulmates 

arthur_leclerc welcome to the family, yn. even though i asked oscar to leave you behind when he was adopted 

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YourUserName i made something 

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nicolepiastri and an amazing job you did, sweetheart

→ YourUserName i love you 💗

→ user8 nicer to mama piastri than she is to her own husband 

oscarpiastri i helped

→ YourUserName you contributed for like 2 seconds

→ oscarpiastri stop being mean to me or i may fall in love with you 

→ landonorris 2 second wonder

→ YourUserName you would know

charles_leclerc i’m too handsome to be a grandpapa 

→ YourUserName certified gilf 

→ oscarpiastri i cannot believe you made me read that. i thought you were better than this

→ YourUserName whoa, i have never been better than this and you know that but i can blame it on baby hormones this time

→ charles_leclerc and oscar will let you get away with it

→ oscarpiastri damn right. she just had my baby

landonorris does this mean i get the chance to win godfather of the year

→ danielricciardo don’t tell me they actually named you godfather. you can barely keep yourself alive

→ logansargeant yn got to pick me so oscar was given the choice to pick the other

→ oscarpiastri we made the decision together as loving parental unit 

→ YourUserName the decision was made whilst i was high on gas and motherly love 

→ oscarpiastri stop making it sound like i coerced you

→ YourUserName you had your top off! of course i was coerced. piastitties

→ mclaren yn, no

oscarpiastri sweetheart, i have loved you every day since we were 14 and being by your side these past 9 months, watching you go through such a monumental change, only proved that it was possible for me to love you even more. i can’t wait to see our family grow 💕

→ YourUserName i love you so much, oscie. from growing with you to growing our own mini us, i’d go through all the pain again for forever with you

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Hi, guys. If you have requested previously, I promise they're coming. I've just got them added to my list

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[xdjville]

nct dream's voicemails

pairing: nct dream x gn!reader

genre: really all of them are different genres so idk buckle up; angst, established relationship (mark); comfort, established relationship (renjun); friends who have a thing going on and the dreamies are menaces (jeno); classmates, acquaintances but you're kinda cute (haechan); sick reader, fluff, established relationship (jaemin); basketball player and his "friend", bonus: he's drunk (chenle); idol x non idol, established relationship, kind of angsty if you squint but not really (jisung)

cw: cursing in mark's and jeno's, chenle's under the influence and he calls reader "pretty"

#mark

"i'm sorry. look, i... i know you probably don't want to talk to me right now, i get it. i shouldn't have said any of that and i'm so fucking sorry. i hate what i did and i have no excuse for being an asshole to you, but it's been almost two hours since you left and honestly i'm so worried i'm losing my mind. you don't have to come back yet, or call me back if you don't want to, but please, for the love of god, just let me know you're somewhere safe. shit, i'm so, so sorry. let's talk when you're ready, okay? i'll sleep on the couch tonight, so if you come back you can take the bedroom. i'm sorry. i love you."

#renjun

"hi, y/n. i'm sorry for calling so late, but, uh, i wanted to check up on you, you seemed a bit off today. maybe i'm imagining things, i don't know, but i couldn't stop thinking about it so i still wanted to ask. you don't have to tell me now, we can talk about it whenever you're comfortable, or not at all if you don't want to. just know i'm here for you, okay? it's normal to have worse days, so i'll try not to worry too much. i hope you'll feel better when you wake up in the morning. call me tomorrow, hm? we can go to that new ice cream place you told me about. sleep well, love you."

#jeno

"jesus, can you guys shut the fuck up– hey, uh, sorry for that, it's jeno. um, i'm calling because we're going to get some drinks at the bar down the street later tonight, and i– we were wondering if you maybe wanna tag along? we thought it could be fun hanging out outside of class since the semester is almost over. it's fine if you're busy though, no pressure. we're going out around, uh, nine, i think? so if you're up, call me back and i'll give you the details, yeah? alright, that's all, talk to you later. seriously, you guys are such fucking–"

#haechan

"uhm... hi, it's donghyuck. you probably didn't pick up since you don't have my number, but, uh, i called tell you that you left your sunglasses at the library yesterday. i asked mark for your number because we won't see each other untill chem next week and i thought you might need them, so... if you'd like to get them back just let me know? we could meet at the library again, or at get a coffee... or something. or i can give them to you in chem. whatever works for you! i don't mind either. just, uh, just let me know, okay? bye."

#jaemin

"hi, baby. how are you holding up? you must be sleeping, that's good. you need a lot of rest, hm? i hope by the time you're listening to this you will be feeling a little better. did your fever go down yet? there's food from my mom that i left in your fridge, you should eat that, i'm sure it's going to set you up. remember to stay hydrated too, yeah? i'll drop by with some groceries tonight, so let me know if you want anything specific. now rest well, love, i'll see you later."

#chenle

"y/n... you told me to call you when i get home, so why didn't... why aren't you pickin' up? well i– i'm home now, and, uh... renjun drove me there, so don't worry. anyways... i wanted t'say thank you, for coming to the game today. i honestly think we won only because you were there. you looked like... really, really... pretty. like... super pretty. when you, uh, hugged me after the match, i almost kissed you, you know? you're like my lucky charm... yeah, my lucky charm. i wanted to kiss you really bad. i wish you were here now so i could kiss you. can you come over tomorrow? mhm, 'm gonna go to bed now. bye, y/n–"

#jisung

"hey, how are you doing? it must be the middle of the night for you, you're probably asleep. i hope i didn't wake you up, i'm sorry if i did... i called you because i wanted to hear your voice. i, uh... i miss you, a lot. we had a day to ourselves to explore a bit, it was fun! it really was. but the whole time i couldn't stop thinking about how much more fun it would be with you there. i didn't want to kill the mood for the others, but i couldn't help missing you more today. did you miss me more, too? maybe it's like a soulmate thing... god, i sound so cheesy right now. anyways, the guys said they miss you too. chenle said we should all get hotpot together when we're done with the tour. sounds nice, right? oh, this voicemail is getting long... let's talk when you wake up, i'll call you after the concert. i lo– i miss you. sleep tight."

#taglist ➼♡ @bambisnc @suzayaaa

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[babiebom]

Heyyy! I was wondering if u could do the bachelors & bachelorettes reactin to / dating an s/o who has really intense nose bleeds when they're stressed. But plot twist bc this is literally the norm for the farmer bc they have crippling anxiety, especially social.

Thank u sm!!

A/N: I don’t know why I thought this was funny??? My anxiety just makes my stomach upset but a nosebleed in front of everyone like some sort of anxious demon is funny. Not the clean up tho. I’ve never had a nosebleed but I know they bleed SO MUCH. Also no problemo!!! Always glad to get requests!! I did different things (so not just stressed because I would’ve written the same thing for anyone I made crush aspects as sort of for stress too lmao) for each hopefully they’re good enough!

Tw: cursing, blood, anxiety, the nose bleeds are VERY dramatic because it’s fiction lmao. Physical fights(in Leah’s part), arguments(in almost all of them). Pierre hate Pam hate(kinda) Demetrius hate Morris hate. And Kel is gender neutral! let me know if there’s anything else to tag!

Wc: idk lmao hopefully at least 100 words for each

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Sebastian:

Just frowns

Actually helps unexpectedly

….we can never talk about this happening again if you want……

It’s not often that you get to see the towns resident emo, even after visiting Robin multiple times for various building needs. So when you wander into the house, looking for Robin so you can upgrade your coop, seeing him makes your brain malfunction.

“Oh…hey farmer.” He greets, moving past you to head further into the house. You blink for a second before returning the greeting, watching as his dark hoodie disappears behind a wall.

You try to force your breathing to slow down. There is absolutely NO reason you should be this worked up over a literal one second conversation. While you sit with your thoughts, foot steps fill your ears and the sight of Sebastian returning from wherever he went makes all of your progress regress. “So…you here waiting for my mom?”

You nod quickly, clearing your throat, “yeah…um…just need to upgrade my chicken coop.”

“Oh well, she’s not in today. She usually goes to Pierre’s store to work out with the other moms.”

You frown to yourself, how did you miss that she wouldn’t be in today? Damn now all you can think about is how you just made a fool of yourself. Lost in your thoughts, you miss that Sebastian had cleared his throat a couple times until he waves a hand in front of your face.

“If you want, I can take your order and tell her when she gets home later. That way she can get started tomorrow.”

“Would you?” Your heart flips as you perk up. Was he usually this nice? You kinda heard from Robin herself that Sebastian never really interacted with people he wasn’t already friends with.

“Yeah sure.” He shrugs and moves to go around the counter, setting his slowly cooling food down. “Okay so she usually charges 10,000g and you have to have 400 logs of wood and 150 things of stone. Sound right?”

You nod and hand over the bag of money. The second your hands touch it’s like your body decided it couldn’t handle anything else from him. Luckily he just takes the money and pretends like your nose hasn’t become a geyser as you scramble to try to keep the blood from dripping all over their furniture.

Sam:

WOAH DUDE IS THAT LIKE….NORMAL?

it’s like from a movie or something

Is overall sorta scared but at the same time thinks it’s cool

“And this is how I do a kick flip!” Sam shows you skateboard trick after trick and honestly you can’t get enough of it. It wasn’t a secret that the both of you had crushes on each other, and even now it was very obvious by how you were watching him do his tricks that you had feelings for him. Yet still you two weren’t in a relationship, just sort of friends who like each other in a romantic sort of way.

“You’re so cool!” You clap as he lands another trick.

“And you’re cute!”

“What?”

You freeze in your spot and watch in confusion as he sort of freezes midway through his next trick and crashes to the ground. His words echo in your head, making your face heat up and your heart soar. He smacks his face on the ground, sending you into a panic because now all you can think about is how he thinks you’re cute, and now how he probably has a concussion from hitting his face directly onto the concrete.

When he lifts his face off the ground, you’re kneeling next to him, trying to check on him. His forehead is bleeding, his nose is bleeding, and so is his mouth. You shriek and try to go through your backpack to see if you have anything to help him. You didn’t.

You already know where this is leading, and you let out a groan of annoyance right before your nose starts leaking just like his. His eyes widen and he lets out a loud laugh. Maybe you two can move out of the weird friendship you have after all.

Shane:

Would just stare silently

Like no comments no nothing

Doesn’t even act like it’s happening

Having a part time job at Joja Mart during the winter is one of the absolute worst ideas that you’ve had in a while. But you didn’t make a lot during your first year of farming. Stacking the products onto the shelves, your only saving Grace is the fact that you’re allowed to have earphones in. Except for the fact that Pam is now standing next to you asking loudly about where something is. Shane is stacking the shelves behind you.

“I don’t know Pam…the alcohol is probably on the wall in the back.” You frown at her. She obviously knows that you don’t know this store that well, you were a FARMER that NEVER shopped here before. She rasps out another question and it takes everything in you to not snap at her. Trying to calm yourself of course there’s gonna be something else that makes you lose your mind. That something is Morris, coming over and being the absolute WORST and in turn making Pam LOUDER and more insistent.

He’s lecturing you, Pam is agreeing with him way too loudly, the music on your headphones is now overwhelming instead of calming, and the sound of random things in the market is making you want to bite a chunk out of the loaves of bread in front of you, plastic and all. With everything building up inside of you, you already know what’s going to happen. It always happens, but instead of excusing yourself you stand there, staring Morris down as the blood begins to flow from your nostrils.

Pam yells out curses and Morris begins to stutter, but behind them Shane just stares for a second before continuing to work. When you’re finally left alone with him in the aisle as your two stressors hastily take their leave, all he does is let out a dry chuckle.

“Sam has a hell of a mess to clean up…”

Alex:

Oh DUDE your nose is like….LEAKING

Doesn’t help

Just watched and comments

“AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT MY HARVESTS ARE HIS BUT HE ONLY DOES IT IF ITS GOOD!” You rant to the brown haired boy, pacing back and forth in his room. Thankfully both Evelyn and George were out so you weren’t bothering anyone except for the man in front of you.

You huff and puff as he watches, slightly amused slightly concerned. Alex wasn’t the best person to go to when you’re upset unless it was something absolutely devastating. So being in front of him now, complains about your farming woes meant that he was only half ass taking it seriously. “You should go and speak your mind.” He says.

Turns out you should NOT take advice from Alex. Standing in Pierre’s shop, you’re staring him down angrily, anxiety creeping up your throat from you trying to will yourself to call him out on his bullshit. The older man just kind of stares at you in confusion because all you had done was shout his name angrily as you entered the shop then stand in front of him seething.

“You….you…..” you point a finger at him. This was the moment, the moment you stand up for yourself and tell Pierre how HORRIBLE he is!

But of course things don’t work how you want and your nose gushes out blood all over the counter before you can work yourself up to the point of accusations. With a gasp you run out of the shop, hoping that he would keep his mouth shut with Alex running behind you laughing. Again, NEVER let Alex talk you into anything.

Elliott:

Panics

How do I help PLS LET ME HELP

Everything probably gets messy

Fishing had never been your favorite pastime, but now trying to fix up the community center you had to. Unfortunately Willy was gone and couldn’t properly teach you even though he had gifted you an old rod of his, so the next best thing is getting your boyfriend to teach you since he does fish often. Now you stand on the docks, waiting for a fish to bite the hook.

“Keep calm, the fish can feel your fear and it makes them upset.” Elliott spoke. In all honesty you didn’t even know if that was true or not, but you take in a breath to calm down. You did not want to be here all day you had cows to pet.

The second your line begins to pull you try to pull the fish in. And you succeed until it comes time to unhook the eel you managed to catch. The eel is slimy and slippery and all around not a good thing to try to grip. A shriek leaves your lips and the eel struggles, Elliott tries to help you but is also struggling to catch hold of it. And now your nose is bleeding adding another layer to the already hellish experience.

You’re unhappy, the eel is unhappy, and Elliott is unhappy. After what seems like an hour, the stupid thing slips out of your grips and back into the ocean, washing your nose blood off of it and splashing you with saltwater. 0 out of 10 you will not be trying again.

Harvey:

Calm but concerned(after panicking for a second)

Has a doctory approach to it

But is secretly like WTF inside

Your heart thumps in your chest as you sit on the clinic bed. It’s been a while since you’ve been in Harvey’s clinic, having taken a break from the mines, and somehow this seems more shameful than having been beaten almost to death by living slime. Your hands bleed into the cloth you have pressed into it. One of the pigs knocked you over into the broken fence you were in the middle of fixing. Now you sit waiting for the good looking Doctor.

When he walks in he’s all smiles, tapping his clipboard with his pen. “While I’m sad to see that you’re injured, I’m glad to see it isn’t from those mines again.” The eye contact he makes with you makes your heart twist for a second.

He starts speaking of all the shots you need and the antibiotics you need to take, rust poisoning is quite serious you know. “Now,” he says, moving towards you, “let me see your hand.”

Your heart thumps erratically at the close proximity of him and you. You only really ever got to see him this close when you were half dead and barely conscious. His face is much too close for you to be able to do anything but focus on how pretty his eyes are, and how fluffy his mustache is, and how…

“OH MY DEAR YOBA” He yelps and jumps away from you. It takes only a second after him to realize what’s going on, and now your furiously wiping away at your nose with your hands instead of with the cloth, and he’s trying to get something on your nose to catch the blood. It’s a disaster, really. But at least you’re already in a clinic!

Penny:

Probably panics

Doesn’t know how to deal with it

Would try to help though

The warmth of the pool in the spa did nothing to ease your nerves as you waded in the shallow end of the pool. Penny had invited you to come sometime after 7 pm, and when you had arrived she was already waiting for you, kicking her feet in the pool. The thought of her asking you here made your stomach turn, did you do something wrong…? Was she inviting you here to tell you she hated you or something…? You had grown close to her over your time here and would hate it if she thought you were too much or something.

“Do you know why I invited you here?” She asks, moving closer but keeping her eyes on the water.

You shake your head, “I’m not exactly sure, no.”

She frowns and sighs at you, meeting your eyes for a fleeting second then looking elsewhere. “Really? I thought you would’ve noticed by now…” her words trail off and her eyebrows furrow.

The next few seconds are ones that you simultaneously want to remember for forever and forget. She confesses her feelings for you. Feelings that you obviously reciprocate, and the emotions in you mix and grow, rising up your throat as if you were a volcano of conflicting feelings. As soon as you open your mouth to tell her that yes, you like her too, her face morphs into one that’s horrified instead of hopeful, disgusted instead of smitten and you realize a second after she does that your nose is spouting red, dyeing the water you both were swimming in.

Penny shrieks for a solid second before trying to scramble out of the water as fast as she can. You do the same, swirling the red around the pool as both of you splash trying to exit the now crime scene looking pool. When you get out of the water, she’s holding a towel right in your face, smooshing it so hard you can barely breathe and now your nose is throbbing with slight pain. “What do we do?!” She asks moving about quickly. She’s so confused that she just keeps walking and turning as if she’s remembering and forgetting things at the same time.

You just tilt your head downward and cringe inwardly, this was not the way to get a girl to like you. “It’s fine…I’m fine,” you say voice nasally and muffled. “And I like you too by the way.”

Haley:

confused staring

wtf is happening

Actually speechless

It isn’t every day that you get to talk to a beautiful blonde. It isn’t even every day that you talk to anyone. So when she approaches you on one of your trips off of your farm you couldn’t help but feel like either everything is out to get you or that you’re up on your luck. You don’t really know for sure, it honestly depends on how things go.

“Hey farmer!” She smiles as soon as she stops in front of you, the feeling of your stomach twisting makes you want to vomit in all of your nervousness. “I have a favor to ask you…”

“Yeah?” You ask trying to keep your cool. “What is it?”

“I would totally love love LOVE you forever if you could bring me an amethyst? It’s for Emily’s birthday and I don’t really like Clint so I don’t wanna buy anything from him. I’m willing to pay 150g!”

You cough into your fist, nodding along and taken aback by how casually she’s speaking to you. Before you can accept doing her the favor, the horrified look on your face makes your words falter.

She looks absolutely horrified, and touching your hand to your face you can feel why. Your nose started dripping blood, and by dripping you mean you can now feel it running down to your chin. A flurry of curses leave your mouth as confused noises leave hers. It's not much of a surprise that this has happened, but man did you wish it wasn't in front of her.

Emily:

Surprisingly chill about it

Probably has a weird story about a nosebleed or something

Actually helps

You sit at the bar alone, upset at a horrible farming day. You tried your best, you really did, but those stupid ass crows actually ate ALL of your seedlings. Or…almost all of them but that’s basically the same thing! There is no way you’re gonna make enough to make it through winter comfortably. You told Emily exactly this, appreciative of her listening ear in the middle of her busy shift.

“You know they probably didn’t mean it…or maybe they did,” she sucks in a breath eyebrows furrowing as she thinks, “you know crows are very smart they probably know that you’re using that land to farm and stay there because of all the free food.”

“But it’s not free!” You exclaim, throwing your hands up in annoyance, “I have to buy those seeds! They’re just putting me into debt!”

She hums and nods, wiping the bar next to you where a person had just left. You had only a couple months left until the snow started falling and making it virtually impossible to grow anything. The little plants you had left you had to fight the crows for. And by fight I mean you angrily swung a broom at the with the intent of scaring them (not hitting them that’s mean). Still the growing anger inside you was not easily crushed by her warm and quite frankly outlandish words. No, in fact your anger grew the more you thought about it.

You felt it coming before anything had even exited your nose, hurriedly snatching the rag from Emily’s hands. Damn now you would have to buy the bar a new one. She just blinks then nods as if your nose becoming a bloody waterfall was normal.

“You know…nose bleeds cause by stress is usually because your heart rate and blood pressure increase and it causes your blood vessels to dilate!”

You stare at her before laughing. Maybe she was helpful after all.

Abigail:

WOAH

WTF

WHAT DO WE DO?

You stand in front of Pierre in front of the shop, arms crossed as you watch his face grow redder the longer time goes on. “-IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTER?” You’re not really listening to his tirade, over the whole ‘protective dad’ thing.

“Dad I’m an adult! You have no say in who I date!” Abigail yells back, face equally red. Who would’ve known that he would have a problem with the farmer he rips off constantly dating his daughter?

He yells out more reasons that the two of you shouldn’t be dating, and in turn points a finger into your chest roughly. You sputter out an offended sound, moving away from him. “Don’t touch me!”

“You shouldn’t be touching my daughter!”

“What? Dude we just started dating, you’re weird as hell!”

The arguing only gets worse from there, accusations flying around and now an audience comes with the drama. It’s almost too much for you to handle with now Caroline, Harvey, Haley, and the Milner family standing and watching the chaos. “Abby let’s just go to my place…” you try suddenly feeling the need to escape and no longer feeling the ‘fuck you dude’ attitude.

“No! He needs to understand that he can’t control my life!”

It’s like a volcano in your body and just like a volcano your nose begins to erupt. Now you’re screaming, Abigail is screaming, Pierre is screaming, the Mullners are screaming. Could this get any worse?

Turns out yeah, it can get any worse, like a family fight worse and now all of you are sitting in Harvey’s clinic. At least you aren’t the only bloody one now.

Maru:

Is surprised

Also forgets what to do

Would probably make things worse

Maru talks about robots and space the way you would talk about her: totally and completely enamored. You sit on her bed listening to her talk about her newest invention, some sort of robot that can cook and clean and basically be a free maid. You laugh and move your arm to get in a more comfortable position to watch her. Unfortunately your arm had other plans and smacked hard into her bed post. Groaning out in pain, your eyes close and begin to water from how much your elbow hurt.

Demetrius is in your face before you even realize that he was in the room. You yelp out in surprise as he starts ranting about you ruining his daughter’s future. You blink in surprise and try to retreat back into the mattress. What was happening. You can hear Maru screaming over his words but your ears feel like they’re filled with water.

“We’re just friends!” You find yourself shouting. Like damn is the man insane? It wasn’t the first time he’s gotten upset at you over Maru, but it was the first time that he was absolutely losing his mind.

“Dad stop!”

Time froze for a second as you and Demetrius stared at each other, Maru standing near him. Breathing in you can taste blood in your mouth before your nose starts bleeding, yet you can’t bring yourself to do anything but sit and catch your breath.

“Oh my god!” Both Demetrius and Maru exclaim moving around the room trying to find something to help. You couldn’t help but feel annoyed at him acting concerned now.

Thankfully Maru looked cute trying to help you which at least made things a little better.

Leah:

Is also freaking out on the inside but calm on the outside

Helps you with tissues

Is understanding

Going on a date with Leah is a dream come true. There’s paint, wine, food, and you’re sitting in the prettiest meadow you’ve ever seen, well it’s pretty because Leah is there and she’s pretty and you’ve been here multiple times because it’s near her cottage but it still looks different today.

You sit, paintbrush in hand, laughing at something she’s saying. It’s fun and if she hadn’t have asked you would’ve spent the day farming like usual, this little break was needed. The day couldn’t be ruined, absolutely nothing can ruin it.

Okay, one thing can ruin it and that one thing is Kel coming and ruining everything. The argument that ensues is one of the worst that you’ve seen. Kel tries to walk up on you(translation: Kel wants to fight you), Leah stops them but in turn gets into a fight with them which causes you to actually get up and try to defend her.

You kinda black out until you can hear Kel call out “I made your nose bleed bitch!” Which again causes you to want to drown in your anger.

“My noses is bleeding because I’m stressed, stupid!” You yell back. It’s obvious Kel hadn’t been able to hit your nose so claiming to be able to hit you so hard your nose bleeds isn’t even possible. It’s almost childish how the two of you argue.

Leah finally gets Kel to leave and hands you a bunch of tissues as she sits you down on the now rumpled blanket. As the two of you catch your breath and calm down, you find yourself smiling at her behind the wad of tissues catching blood flowing from your nose.

At least the situation would be funny in the future.

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YAP SESSION 3

— RE chars in general x gn! reader

《MINORS DNI!》

Tags: Sex. Just casual stuff nothing crazy. RE characters includes: Leon , Carlos, Ashley, Jill, Chris, Ada, Luis. Claire is mentioned but I don't write anything horny abt her.

A/N: I have a hunch I'm actually gonna be sick un,, not feeling so great. This is just what j think if it's based on normal stuff like no fucked up messed up situations whatever, just casual lovers making love and what they like.

Consensual.

Ok now that's out of the way, I have some preference in minds, obvi they're purely just my opinions.

Leon is like, the guy who swings with whatever you want. Rough? Yeah. He'll go feral. Gentle? Ok. He'll be so sweet, even moan for you I'd you want to hear them, in which most of the readers in my fic would love. Most of the time it's just you, you, you. Him asking you what you want. Princess treatment or absolutely feral, he doesn't have one in mind, he's just on board with whatever you want and if you don't say anything, he'll ask you what you want anyway while kissing your cheeks so sweetly.

Carlos,, grhfrgrhgrh, he's so bite-able. I think he's the soft type. Like, he can be rough, but most times, he chooses not to if you don't specify anything. He absolutely loves seeing you just getting satisfied and happy, so yes, he'd go rough if that's what you want, just not without you saying. Even when you did something bad, or if you hit him when youre on top, he'd just melt and cradle you in his arms, kissing you, and you two would have some cuddle-fuck session. In my mind, Carlos is very emotional and sentimental in his love life. I can ramble on about the same thing over and over, how he's an absolute king in showering you with too much affection.

Slapping? You're into that, but Carlos is scared of hurting you. Bondage? He doesn't want to see ropes burn into your skin, the only thing should be on your body are his marks and hickies.

So anyways, his biggest turn-on is seeing you getting so, so satisfied. This might make him indulge in overstimulation however, he keeps making you cum and seeing your brain melting after each orgasm. That's right, you don't have to think, just be happy of what Carlos is giving you — pure love and affection.

I don't get much thoughts fron other characters in a sexual way, but I'll think about it like rn. Both Leon and Carlos are hot to me so obvi they're like,, um, long, and,, the first ones I write about.

I think Ashley would be some vanilla stuff, and if you two both try to go into some kinky stuff, things just gets awkward because both of you never really know how to do it professionally, and then you two would just laugh and watch a movie.

Jill is like,, ohmygod,, she's so ourhrorhrirug. The Jill in my mind is like, into the casual stuff, but she prefers handling you as well. She mainly wants to see every once of your reaction so mind you usually sex with Jill will never be a quickie, she doesn't do it slow, but rather she just does a lot of things to finally let you go.

For Claire. No, idk, I never think of her in that way and when i think about it now,nothing comes to mind. I love her character! I just don't associate her with these horny stuff so no.

Chris, big beef guy, I like him too! I think he'd enjoy handling you like Jill. Ok, so he's be like, usually, dominant and rough, hed praise you though, but hes very rough, and he enjoys using his strength to let you know who's in charge. but like, you can put him down no matter how strong you are. One word, one pleading look and you got him all soften up and asking you if you needed anything. Usually, he's never the one to initiate too, he respects you and only fucks you when you want to. If he's horny and you're not then he's holding it in, not even letting you know. If he's not and you are, then, obviously he has the need to satisfy you in every way he could.

Ada is like, I think with how she is in the games, she'd know what you're into by now. You're an open book to her and she can read you. You didn't even have to ask, it's like she knows. It creeps you out honestly, sometimes, at how every time she knows what you need. Maybe she keeps track every month? She knows your kinks too, and when you talk to her, she's like,, "I know,," sometimes she surprises you during sex, turning the usual sex into one imof your kinks. She enjoys seeing you surprised following with the high amount of pleasure that follows suit.

Luis. A bottom.

[gumbxz]

Tender||Brian Quinn x Reader||18+

Hiiii quick authors note//// um so this first starts off with young Q and Reader( like college or something idk ) age difference is like 4 years..reader is 19 and Brian is 23

Tags// Angst n fluff n SMUT is mostly gonna be in it btw Q is in his fourth year of college while Reader is in her freshmen year of college so :> unplanned….pregnancy hahahaha also um takes place in like 1998 and there will be multiple parts too hehe

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The music was loud. Too loud for you. You’d rather be anywhere but here but unfortunately your closest friend who is the biggest extrovert you know had decided to drag you with her to this frat party that you really wanted to be no where near, but alas here you are standing by a lamp with a cup in your hand that hadn’t been even consumed by you through out the 1 hour and 30 minutes you’ve been here. You wanted out.

You spot your friend from across the booming living area dancing up against some random jock, his skin so red from drinking how many shots. Your friend looked happy and absolutely living in this moment, but you felt like you weren’t even alive. You groan and look around the room trying to find somewhere to hide away at. The balcony door was right there, you try spotting and opening so you wouldn’t have to brush against any of these weirdos at this party. You squeeze your way through people, wincing as you collide with a few people letting out quick apologies as you pass by.

Then suddenly you collide with a taller figure exclaiming as the punch spills all over your chest, some of it spilling in your low cut top, your bra getting uncomfortably soaked as well. The figure who banged into you let out a wince.

“Watch where you’re going you dumb-“

He quickly stops finishing his sentence as he looks down at your smaller frame, his face changing as he recognizes you’re 3 things any guy would like in a girl:

-Pretty face

-Glowing confidence

-Smokin’ bod

“Sorry I didn’t mean to clash into you like that. “

“-Oh no no no! You’re fine toots, I should be the one apologizing. Sorry to uh, get your cute shirt all wet.”

“It’s alright, at least it won’t stain that’s for sure.”

“Hey let me get you something to wipe that off”

He pats your shoulder urging you to follow him to the kitchen area where the napkins were held at. You follow his footsteps close by. You lean against the kitchen counter as he gets you a handfull of napkins. Before he could clean you himself you swiftly took the napkins out of his hands.

“I appreciate it but I’ve got it, babe.”

“Hey, I’m only tryna make things easier for you cutie.”

“Enough with the sweet talk, I don’t enjoy talking with frat boys.”

“How dare you, I’m nowhere near those monsters.”

You giggle a little at that while you wipe your chest, your bosom bouncing as you wipe along your chest area, of course he couldn’t resist the urge to look at the little movements. You give him stink eye for that and playfully throw the napkins at him.

“Don’t be snooping at my intimates mister”

“Call me Brian, sweetie.”

“Oh you have a name, I thought you were some dumb lug.”

He scoffs and rolls his eyes, grabbing a cup and filling it with the punch that rested on the kitchen island. Bringing the cup to his lips and drinking it before setting it back down, cup empty. You couldn’t help but appreciate his big brown eyes, thinking it would be nice enough to compliment him on that so you don’t perceive yourself as a bitch. “I like your brown eyes, makes you cuter.”

His eyebrows perk up at that as he turns to you feeling all giddy from being complimented by you. He adjusts his hat as he moves in closer to your frame leaning his weight against the counter as well his arm bumping into your shoulder.

“You think I got a nice pair of peepers? Well you wanna know what I think you’ve got a nice pair of?”

“Please don’t finish that sentence.”

“-a nice pair of lips. What did you think I was gonna say? Nice pair of tits, mm those are nice too I guess.”

“You guess? I think I have a fantastic pair of boobs.”

“I agree with that statement.”

You scoff and shove Brian a little. Covering your mouth as you giggle a little, he let out a nervous laugh. “What’s your name by the way?”

“It’s y/n. Nice to meet you Brian.”

“Nice to meet you too, Y/n.”

“Hey, wanna get out of here?”

“I’d love too, where we heading?”

“Lets head to my place, don't get any ideas.”

You grasp his hand as you drag him with you till you hear your friends voice call you from across. “Y/n!! Where are you going girl?”

You looked at her then back at Brian then she got the memo and threw you an Ok sign. “Have fun!” She shouts back at you and you roll your eyes as you pull him with you.

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“Please take your shoes off, you can take your socks off too if you want, as long as your feet don’t smell like cheese.”

You say kicking your boots and hanging your coat up by your dorm room door, Brian following you and shutting the door behind him. He looks around your room and takes in the smell. It smells like you, and your little room feels really homey to him, it’s got a nice warm feeling. “Nice room you got, I’m rooming with my friends and it doesn’t smell nice.”

“I appreciate it, so you think I smell nice?”

“Yeah so what if I do.”

You look up at him as you plop down onto your bed laying face down your back turned against him, to be honest you didn’t really care if he was ogling at your body. Then a sudden sound from him startled you. “Holy crap! You’ve got a Nintendo 64 ?!?!”

You turn to him and nod your head. “Yep, my dad got me that for christmas. I’ve got some games if you wanna play. I’ve only got a few.”

Brian quickly sat down crisscrossed as he quickly pushed the button on the tv to turn it on. He grabs mario kart, blowing into it before putting it into the console then switching it on. “Y/n get up, I’m gonna whoop your ass at mario kart.”

That caused you to get out of your lazy slumber jolting to your feet and then sitting down next to him, your knees touching. Your skirt rides up your thighs a little and Brian notices this and looks way focusing his attention on the screen while passing you a controller.

“We gonna have any rewards for the winner or what?”

“Hm.. something risqué?”

“oh… what do you have in mind.”

“Well I’m already super good at this game so, I think a little bit of strip tease would be fun.”

“Oh you’re on, I’ll make sure you eat those words.”

Brian said as he picked Donkey Kong, not surprised. You pick Princess Peach and he scoffs.

“Of course you pick Princess Peach.”

“Says you—you chose the big dumb ape.”

“Alright enough with the threats and play the game already.”

The Timer starts and you already know to wait after the 2 to start the gas, however Brian was holding the gas button right as the timer started. Causing him to fall behind and he exclaimed sounding pissed off. “What the crap- How does that even— Oh whatever.”

“Dont be a big baby and just play the game.”

You get a mystery box and it was a red shell and you threw it behind you, hoping it would hit Brian somehow. Which it did and he was not happy about that. “Oh, I’ll get you for that.”

“How are you gonna get me when your all the way there.”

And within 2 minutes you won, you already finished and were just waiting for Brian, you taunted him as he tossed the controller. He looks up at you as you do a little victory dance. “Alright what do you want from me now.”

You had to think tapping your lips and putting your arm under your chest. “I want you to take off your...shorts.” Brian groaned as he got up, his eyes staying on you the entire time he unbuckles your belt, you bite your lip and give him a smirk while raising a brow on him and he just pours and shakes his head. His shorts drop down on the floor and he kicks them off his feet to the side. His draws were so cute. You smile a little and tease him. “Aww are those kisses on the back of your undies? How cute.”

He pushes you away obviously annoyed. “Alright lets start another one you smug bastard.”

The match starts and Brian seems more serious this time, infact he was even waiting at the 2 second timer to hit the gas. You and him were toe to toe with one another constantly throwing bananas and green shells at one another. Then.. despair draws upon you as you see Brian cross the finish line and he rejoices and jumps up.

“In your face, toots! Now take your skirt off.”

“Geez at least give me some time to breathe you asshole.”

You get up and he watches you with his hands rested on his hips his tongue licking his teeth as he looks down at you. You decide to slowly tease him and wiggle your hips as you shimmy your way out of your skirt. Your thong hugged your butt real nice and Brian couldn’t help but check you out. You snap your eyes to him and snap. “Quick checking me out, you perv. Start another game so I can get my revenge on you.”

You sat down on your knees adjusting yourself while you reach for the controller already starting another match and he sits next to you nudging you a little while giving you a cheeky smile. The match starts and you get mushrooms from the first mystery box, and they’re 3 mushrooms that really help you and you gladly use them to your advantage. Brian was a little further behind you, a green shell passed by you. You get the crowned mushroom and make your way to the finish line with that, only using it whenever Brian got near you which missed him off. “Alright! How is that even fair?!”

“Learn to get better at the game, chum.” You look down at him as you stand on your feet thinking about what else to take off.

“Hmm… take your sweatshirt off.”

“Hey! I ain’t got nothing underneath my shirt.”

“Ahem, so what. That’s the whole point of the game loser. Strip till there’s nothing.”

He gets up his chest directly facing you and your eyes look up at him. He furrows his eyebrows before huffing and tossing his shirt off along with his hat coming off with it aswell. He picks his hat up from the ground and puts it on turning it backwards and your eyes move from his face to his chest. “I’m liking what I’m seeing, Brian.” He shakes his head and rolls his eyes and crosses his arm. “Yeah you like that? I can’t wait for my turn then.”

He playfully pushes your arm, causing you to jolt back from the force. You both sat back down, arms touching one another, you turn to look at him once more and there’s a sheer determination behind him, little did you know that this spark inside of him would be your downfall.

2 Matches had passed, all ending with you losing to Brian. You were left only in your undergarments, covering your body as currently wait for whatever punishment awaits you as you’ve just lost the 3rd match. Brian mischievously scratches his chin thinking about what he should have you take off next. “Let’s see, I can either have you take your panties off or.. your bra..”

“Just pick one already jack ass.”

“Hey what’ll happen if one of us wins? Do we get one final request or somethin?”

“How about, winner gets to do whatever they want to the loser.”

“Sounds great to me, now take your bra off.”

You huff and move your arms to reach behind you to take the bra off. The hooks unhook as you feel the straps fall down your arms, quickly covering your chest and looking away feeling your ears heat up. Brian lets out a low chuckle. “Aw what’s got you so red, babe?”

“Shut the fuck up and just play the game.”

This was basically the final battle between you two. Both of you had been in your undergarments and were about to have the fight of the century. However a lighting bolt had struck you causing Princess Peach to spin and shrink vigorously, you exclaimed and cursed out Brian. You fell a little behind him and had gotten 3 red mushrooms which now had you neck to neck with him. You could see the finish line in the distant but then with a sudden flash. 2nd place appeared on your screen while 1st place was shown on Brian’s.

“Yes !!! Eat that—“

Suddenly you push him sitting on his lap staring at him furiously. This made Brian let out a little squeak, confused on what it is you were doing. “Now that you won, what’s your reward gonna be?”

Brian gulps before trying to think for a moment on what he wanted. “So you said we can have any kind of reward right?”

“Yes Brian, it can be anything.”

“Well alright…first. Take your panties off loser.”

You grumble and jump off of him he sits up crisscrossed his hands holding his legs as he looks up at you like a spoiled little kid waiting for a piece of candy to be handed to him. You slowly slide your panties down your hips, your panties resting by your feet. You grumble crossing your arms, trying to cover your chest because the cold air was making your nipples perk up. “Now..hurry up and say what you want.”

“I want to kiss you.”

“Really? you’re such a cornball.”

Brian gets up, going to put his hands on your waist before stopping himself. “You’re completely fine with this, right?”

“Oh you’re asking me for consent how sweet. Yes of course.”

“Alriiight~”

Brian swiftly goes to grip your hips making you squeak and jolt. Your arms instinctively go to wrap around his neck, tiptoeing to get closer to his height. You both look at eachother, his big brown eyes locking with yours before going to push your plump lips to his. His lips moved against yours and his hands squeezed tightly along your skin, pulling you closer to his chest. Your hands make their way to his brown locks, pulling the strands a little as your make out session became more sensual.

You both stumble to your bed Brian falls on top of you while you open your legs a little for him so he rests comfortably between your legs. He moves his hands from your hips to your chest, your breath heightens as you groan into his mouth at his warm hands fondle your cold chest. Both of you let go for a little to look at one another. Brian’s eyes darken as he ducks his head down to put a nipple into his mouth while playing with the other in his free hand. Your legs spread even more for him as you continue to take whatever Brian was giving you.

Brian moves his lips from your breast to drag his kisses across your chest kissing everywhere and giving you hickies along the way. You feel his nose drag along your skin making his way to your neck and he continues his assault on you leaving all sorts of marks on you. You winced at the feeling, his body pushed up against yours as you felt something else pulse against you that happily sat between your thighs. Brian moves his lips to your ear and bites along your ear lobe, then he says deeply “I bet you’re getting off to this aren’t you? A total stranger you haven’t met is in your bed. This is pretty intimate, hm?”

“Ugh- you’re such a cornball, get away from meee”you say jokingly as you playfully try to push him off you.

“Oh I know you don’t want me going away, I can tell you most definitely want me to stay.”

“And how can you tell?”

You instantly regret those words as you feel Brian’s fingers tracing the outside of your sopping wet hole, you moan as his fingers were touching all around you but not even going inside of you. His palms ran along your thighs pulling your lips a little and rubbing his fingers around your entrance but he was toying with you. He wanted you to say what you wanted, begging to him what you needed.

“So you gonna use your words like a big girl?”

“mm fuck, Brian..”

“Use your words, honey.”

“I need..I need your fingers in me.”

“What else do you want my fingers doing?”

“I need your fingers pumping in and out of my pussy.”

“Such slutty words coming from you.”

You yelp as his fingers enter you, pumping in and out of you. He adjusted himself closer and used his other hand to push your leg up then moves his hand to rub his thumb against your pussy. You’ve never been treated so sweetly like this before, infact no boy has ever even gave you any oral or handjobs, that was all about to change. You kind of liked how Brian was the first to go down on you, you yearned for how his eyes would look up at you as he eats you out, you bit your lips and start moving a hand to pull at the lips of your pussy, fully displaying yourself to Brian to maybe try and give him a memo on what you wanted.

“Aw do you want me to eat this pretty pussy out baby?”

“yes please, I need it sooo bad, Brian.”

“I’ll take good care of you, sweet girl.”

You feel yourself melt as you relax more into your bed, the move slightly creaking from the both of you. Brian laid down fully on the bed, grabbing your thighs and pulling them down to him, dragging you so your pussy is inches away from his face, you were completely on full display and all for him. The way your pussy looked did things to him, he hasn’t felt this way about someone since high school. He licked his lips before diving into you, he was practically making out with your cunt. You squirmed and almost closed your legs from the overwhelming sensation but Brian swiftly grabs a hold of your legs spreading you as his hands gripped a hold of your thighs. He looks up at you and my god you almost came from how good he looked. Your observation was correct earlier, he does look really good looking up at you from between your legs. You loved everything about this.

A new desire was growing within you, your pussy fluttering from the very thought of Brian entering you, you nearly yearned for how he felt inside of you, how good it must be to feel him all taking him all in, you couldn't handle it any longer, you needed him inside. You begin to speak as a deep breath leaves you. "Brian, please..I need you to fuck me. I can't handle it anymore."

He looks up at you and smiles, lifting himself off you all the while he wipes his mouth. He gets up off of you and drops his draws on the floor, kicking them to the side. You drool at the sheer weight of him. He was definitely a little above average, the width of it terrified you but you needed that ‘thing’ inside of you. Brian sees you ogling at him and he cracks a joke. “Checking me out?”

“Hell yes I am. Hurry up and fuck me already.”

“Will do ma’am” He says pulling your hips to the edge of the bed, till he pauses for a moment and grabs your pillow to stuff it under you. You were confused on why he did that. “Why put the pillow under me?”

“You’ll thank me in a bit, just sit there and look pretty.”

You relaxed a little, arms laid beside your head as he brings his dick to your pussy. Brian brings his fingers to your mouth and you quickly opened wide and took his fingers in, now his fingers wet he started lubing up his dick with your spit. Fuck he’s so hot and he doesn’t even know it. “You ready?”

He’s so sweet, he’s asking for consent after shoving his fingers down my throat, and they say chivalry is dead.

“Yes Brian, go ahead and take all of me.”

“Oh I will alright.”

He pushes the head of the tip inside, getting a soft groan from you before sliding his way into you. Now you were taking all of him, he was so deep inside of you, it feels like you were going to explode. “H-holy fuck…you’re so…” You barely speak as you fall back, gripping onto his shoulders digging your nails into his skin. He huffs as he begins to move his hips, his hands still are holding onto your hips, man needs something to hold onto. “Holy crap, your pussy is gripping me so tight. Guessing you haven’t been fucking in a while have you?” Brian groaned between words as he keeps thrusting into you.

“Mm shut the- the fuck ..up~” You mewled as you tried pulling Brian closer to you. Wanting to feel him on top of you, your chests pressed up against one another, hearts beating from the sheer arousal of your lustful exchange. His pace quickens as he continues to slam himself into you, a wet sloshing sound was heard from between you. It was so dirty you tightened up from the disgusting noise. “Mm you hear that, y/n? Hear me fucking this pussy with my dick? I bet you're loving how good I’m fucking you.” Fuck, his words were even fucking dirty as well, you could practically just come from his moans and words alone. “Fuck Brian.. the way you're fucking me I- I can't last much longer.”

“Oh yeah? Then go ahead and fucking take it then.”

He arose from you and just started fucking you like no tomorrow, pounding your pussy at such a fast and deep pace. Your tits constantly bouncing from it, eyes rolling back as you near your end. You could feel yourself losing consciousness a little from the high you were beginning to reach.

“F-fuck Brian!! M-make sure you pull out..before you cum!!”

You feel yourself coming as you begin to shake all over his dick, trembling from the feeling and warmth that left you. Brian was next inline, he can feel himself nearing his end as he watches you release all over him. The way your pussy tightened around him almost made him cum just from the way your pussy gripped his dick inside so tight. He swiftly pulls out hands wrapped around his dick as he cums all over your chest and stomach, some of it landing on your face. “H-holy shit..sorry.”

He buffs, feeling his breath slow down. He stumbles backwards, looking at his hand then at you. He grabs his underwear from the floor and wipes your stomach and chest first, then he cleans up himself. “Let me clean your face with a napkin, where are your napkins at ?”

“Shh.. I'll just.. put it in my mouth.” you bring a finger to your cheek and get a chunk of cum putting your cum covered finger into your mouth. A pop was heard from your lips as you finished sucking on your finger. Brian couldn't believe his eyes, he dropped his underwear then grabbed your face, cheeks squishing from his big hands.

Brian kissed you tenderly, the kiss was so intimate that you both moaned into eachothers’ mouths.

“Youre not falling for me now, are you Brian?”

“Maybe I am, who knows.”

“Do you wanna maybe, start hanging out with me?”

“Id love to, when's our first date.”

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Dis took for-fricken-ever thanks sm for waiting for dis fic to the few 10-11 people that liked my post lmao currently gonna try reread this and check for spelling errors before i post this lololol >.<

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hiii🌚🌚 you should totally make a little thing where we’re running from danny during a trial and get stuck in a window while trying to vault and yk.. he fucks us from behind and it’s like a “help me step bro i’m stuck🥺” kinda position yk HEHEHE 😈😈😈

Sorry i fell off the face of the earth for a few days i had to like idk reset myself ☆(≧∀≦*)ﾉ

Never say step bro I'm stuck again I'm not even joking I'll block you, Stinky

Danny Johnson NSFW, raw, has no aftercare, and a little plot but mainly smut, he’s MEAN (cannon bc because he murders people), um actually he's also COCKY (cannon bc he kills people), and he calls you piggy ( cannon because he likes horror and that is a black Christmas reference) knife stuff

Fog whisps around you as you are forced into another trial. Another day another round. Is it day, or is it night? You may never find the answer.

The entity is cruel in your clothing, a skirt to your mid-thigh, and a button down. Nothing to keep in the warmth. Nothing to hide you from the reality that is the cold red forest.

You think your teammates must all be together- not including you, because a generator is done at lightning speed. Then you hear guttural screams, plural, also at lightning speed. Maybe you shouldn't get them, you'll too just die. Survival of the fittest. They won't remember the trial if you let them die, it's like they have a reset- or something.

You're crouching, lurking, and waiting. Not for long, as The Ghostface jumps out at you.

‘Boo’

He's snickering and taunting you. Mocking the screams of your now-fallen teammates.

A jungle gym is in sight, if you abuse the window and stun him, perhaps the hatch could be located. Maybe you're too tubby, or maybe because the entity is against you, but the window gets blocked from the top halfway through. You do not make it, you are stuck.

He’s snorting and making animal noises behind you.

‘What’s the entity feeding you that you can’t get through the windows?’

‘Oh, it’s blocked.’

He grabs your thighs and tries to pull you out. However, his pullout game must be weak as you do not budge.

He keeps his hands on your thighs as he whistles.

‘Can you not get out?’

‘No?’

‘Does this happen a lot?’

‘First time actually’

You're shivering, it's too much. He's too casual about it.

‘I could cut you in half and play magician, that would be rather amusing ’

‘Please don't’

‘Do you have something else in mind, piggy?’

Nothing. Actually, you're crying a little, but you don't say anything.

He starts to coo and awe at your noises, rubbing and kneading your ass.

He goes around to your other side and pulls out his camera. You’re a mess. Wiping away tears from your cheeks and eyes.

‘That's it. Perfect. That's the picture I'll keep of you.’

He’s taking a couple photo’s. More than needed. Maybe he likes it when you cry, the glossy kind of look.

‘Just me and you babe, whatever will we do?’

He snaps the band on your panties. You just realize nothing is left to his imagination from where he is now standing again.

‘Are you scared?’

‘A little’

There isn't any reason to tell the truth or lie to him. But you think he likes it when you're scared, something kinky.

The cold plastic of his mask is pressed into your ass. He's sniffing you..?

You can feel the squeeze of his hands on your thighs, groaning into them.

He takes off the mask, not that you can him. But the feel of his warm tongue is enough to assume he took it off.

But that's not the only thing to come off, as he slips off your panties as well.

Spreading open your folds, you can hear the shudder of the camera as he takes pictures of your pussy.

You know it's wet, it was dripping on your underwear. What lewd photos he now will have. Blackmail material?

He begins sucking on your clit, shoving his face into you.

Messy, unplanned, and purely out of want.

That's not how Danny usually went. Besides all the times he did things out of rage, like the laser tag incident..

After he's mixed his spit into your cunt, he's ready.

Pulling up his cloak and pulling down his pants, he stares at you.

You're pretty. And you have a nice ass.

Maybe you would make a good girlfriend, maybe.

But he just wants to fuck you right now, really hard

He pumps himself before sliding in.

He's thick, but also kinda lean?

You're shaking again, this is much too abrupt for you

Pinching your leg, he pulls out his blade.

‘A little blood never hurt anyone, right?’

He starts to cut into your thigh. His thrust growing more erotic

Putting the knife away, he smacks the place he just sliced up

Yelping, you start to cry, again.

‘I like that- you crying. Sob for me’

‘You're doing good, do you like merely laying there as you get violated? This could happen to anyone, whore or not. Does that scare you?’

A rhetorical question, he just wants you to cry while he scratches your bleeding leg.

He starts to rub your clit, whipping his knife out again.

‘Where do you want me to put my signature?’

‘It hurts- stop, please..’

Caving GF into your back is a blur to both of you, as he is still occasionally slapping your body around while thrusting considerably too hard

He pulls out and cums all over your wounds, covering them slightly in semen.

‘People would be shaking if they saw this. Are you shaking because of me?’

You didn't even realize you weren't stuck anymore. Only after you fell backward you realized.

‘I'm going to let you go back. But I want you to tell them what I did to you- scare them. Let them know they are not safe from me.’

‘Okay, I promise, I'll tell them’

He picks you up and walks around with you clinging to him.

When you are near the hatch, he puts you down.

‘A picture- for you, to keep’

He's sitting with you on the ground, keeping you in his lap. Putting his face right next to yours- actually, you don't remember when he put the mask back on. You didn't get to see his face.

The light hurts, but he gives you a little polaroid with the two of you face to face, cheek to cheek.

It would be cute if he didn't just cut up your legs

Tucking the photo into your bra, he drops you into the hatch. How kind of him.

He waves goodbye, you do not wave back.

It wasn't bad, it was just a lot. Rushed? Scary? Harmful?

Kinda hot, but you really hope he doesn't keep those photos. For blackmail reasons..

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