#um. enjoy i guess

[melllohigrace]

meet me in the afterglow

Brothers of the youngest son, Their suffering will have just begun. Both bear the curse of a past myth, And fail to save their father's gift. The oldest will gain a great reward, But the youngest will fail to be adored. ... in which tango and jimmy grow up over the years at camp half-blood together.

ranchers centric pjo au! chapter 1 of 7 4588 words here on ao3

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

[muzzlemouths]

can i also be beautiful if i am dangerous?

[rystiel]

i feel like poolverine easily could’ve been one of those “they’re flirty but it’s mostly unserious” situations, and for most of the movie yeah they were extremely gay, but wade’s been like that with other guys and it was never treated as a serious type of relationship before. they’re willing to die for each other, but even then the romantic aspect of their relationship could be glossed over because it’s a superhero movie, that’s just what they do, and they’re working together to save a whole timeline—it’s not just about them. but then the movie doesn’t end with them saving the day and moving on. i think this’s really the part that sells poolverine as a genuine relationship to me… logan’s leaving, and wade calls for him. he can’t stand to let him go. then he introduces him to his family, and logan stays. he doesn’t really need to stay, but they’ve both decided they’re better off with one another than without

[sorunort]

(You are bound to the Universe's will the same way the moon is bound to this planet, the same way the planet is bound to the sun, the same way a puppet is bound it's strings!!!!!!)

top ten pieces of dialogue ive screencapped because of how normal it is and how normal it made me feel

[garygoldenbignaturals]

when i found out bloodlines' anniversary is two days before my birthday i knew i had to do something for it. my gift to u all

[onepiece-treasurecove]

Here is my entry for @where-does-the-heart-lie ‘s 1 year DTIYS!! I hope ya like it!! 🌷

Um, me being chatty AND close ups of the boys below!!

This took, so long to finish. Months I tell ya. Not cause it was difficult per se, it was done with markers, pens, gel pens, and a bit of color pencil. But it was such a CHALLENGE!! I have never colored fire before so trying to figure it out and how it affects the clothes, skin, etc., has been so so neat!!! And drove me nuts!!! But it’s done, the boys are here!

I just, thought it would be nice to incorporate all of the brothers for this cause why not?? They are everything, they are the MOMENT, the blorbos!!!! Also something poetic here about being there for each other and brotherly bonds and love and all that wonderful jazz ✨

And now!! Those close ups I promised. Just mostly on their faces cause I’m proud of them (Ace’s gave me so much trouble for NO reason the beloved bastard 😭)

[listlesswhistle]

AAAAA im thinking about Ingo in Legends Arceus again. They really fucking did that. Im so insane about it, like-

Okay. So. You have this preestablished thing in Pokémon called Fallers. Basically its people who fell into the pokemon world from an entirely different universe. Sometimes theyre alternate versions of known characters. The one thing they all have in common is that they remember nothing from before they fell.

With me so far? Good.

Now we move onto Legends Arceus. Here we are, some hundred or so years in the distant past, exploring the wonderful land of Hisui when, hold on, is that Ingo? The train man? You're in the wrong time period, my guy! And what's that? His memory's gone? Damn that sucks, alt-Ingo got a real shitty deal when he Fell. Trains haven't even been invented yet smh.

Anyway, case closed. Just another Faller making the best of what they have. Cool, but nothing new, lets move on right?

Except. Maybe not.

You see, this "Hisui" region has a little bit more going on with it. Its actually the ancient version of the modern day Sinnoh region, and theres all kinds of fun little details tying the two together: location names, area themes, little nods to Sinnoh myths and pokedex entries, the whole nine yards. Huge gen 4 nostalgia trip. Theres even a bunch of characters that are just blatantly ancestors of important DPPt characters. And you betcha the pokemon match as well!

Yeah, thats cool, but what does this have to do with Ingo again? Weelll, turns out, two of those gen 4 pokemon makin a comeback just so happen to be the gods of time and space. And things have gone a bit fucky with them.

There are these things called "space-time distortions" going around, popping up all over the place, sitting there lookin like big, spooky soap bubbles, and spitting out objects and pokemon from all over the timeline. We're talking dinosaurs and data viruses. Because of these things, Porygons technically existed before the computers that birthed them. And while its never explicitly stated that they're how Ingo got there, how else do you suppose the New Yorker ended up in feudal Japan?

"Alright, that makes sense, but didn't you say he lost his memory? Isn't that kinda a whole thing with fallers?"

Oh yeah, right, thanks for catching that! I guess this was a bust after all. Time travel's not exactly new to the pokemon universe, and it doesn't usually cause memory loss, barring extenuating circumstances. (Ingo didn't turn into a pokemon, so I think we're safe on that front) This isn't even the first time Dialga's gone mad, actually! He must really be a Faller then. I mean, what are the odds that Ingo just tripped into a random space-time distortion, only to run into something entirely unrelated that just so happens to be well known for erasing memories, perfectly replicating the symptoms of a Faller?

Buckle up, this is where things get interesting.

So, when Ingo faceplanted in Hisui, he got picked up by this group called the Pearl Clan. They're this native tribe that worships Palkia, but like, under the wrong name, and they think Dialga's a false version of their god worshipped by these other natives, and they're actually kind of both right, except not, because they thought the were actually worshipping the creator god, Arceus, and it's this WHOLE thing. That's not important. What matters is that they picked up Ingo. Just. Remember that. Pearl grabbed Ingo.

Now, aside from the two big gods and their good ol' poppa Arceus, there's actually another trio of minor gods who took care of smaller business. Relatively. They like to rest at the bottom of three lakes spread around the region, and each one represents a certain gift they were said to have given to the world: Uxie, God of Knowledge; Mesprit, God of Emotion; Azelf, God of Willpower. When Arcues made them, the went out, did their thing, gave their gift, then went straight to bed in their lakes, where they stayed for... pretty much ever. Yeah, these guys are actually pretty chill. Apparently theyre tied for highest base friendship out of all pokemon?

Getting back to the Pearl clan, their camp in the Alabaster Icelands is actually pretty close to Lake Acuity! Way closer than any other settlements are to the lakes, at least.

I know what you're thinking: "What does ANY of this have to do with Ingo's memories??" Well, there's one more thing we need to cover about the lake trio. Y'see, there's this little myth about them, hidden away on a shelf in the back of modern day Canalave library. As calm and relaxed as they usually are, its easy to forget that they're still gods. Powerful gods. Direct decendants of Arcues themself, embodiments of the very gifts which they gave unto the world. The myth goes that, should someone be foolish enough to raise their hand against the lake gaurdians, they would quickly find that those gifts can be taken away.

Harm Azelf, and find yourself as still as stone, drained of even the willpower needed to move. Touch Mesprit, and find yourself in a pointless world, drained of all emotions, joyless and empty.

…Look into Uxie's eyes, and find yourself lost and confused, fallen into a world unknown, without even the knowledge to find your way back to a home you can't remember.

...Yeah

Hisui is plaqued by Distortion, ripping creatures out of their proper Time and Space. Uxie makes their home at the bottom of Lake Acuity, just outside where the Pearl Clan makes camp. The Pearls found Ingo alone, no memory of his past, no evidence of how he came to them.

So you see now. How I might be a little obsessed.

Oh, are you still wondering if he's actually a Faller or not? Well…

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!

This was the first game he appeared in since Black and White 2, and he hasn't been mentioned since! His story is never expanded on!!!

He's probably? not??? Unless he fell out of an ultra wormwhole and into a distortion?? And the ultra beasts couldn't find him??? They literally NEVER hint at a possible cause for his arrival in game, I think. We're just. Left. With this.

What the fuck.

[ilovenewyork333]

thought of being a casual hookup with season 1 hopper. you meet at the bar and hit it off, it’s clear the two of you are only looking for one thing. so, he takes you back to his house; the two of you barely make it through the door before he’s all over you, kissing you and practically dragging you to his room.

he frantically pulls his jeans off, straining to contain his dick as it bulges through the fabric, watching you intently as you do the same. he’s hungry, desperate. when you see his cock, you’re not shocked at how long it is, but the girth really throws you for a loop. it must be the thickest cock you’ve ever seen. and by god, does he make sure you feel him stretching you out. he lays you down on the bed and fingers your tight hole, preparing you for his monstrous thickness.

“fuck, are you a virgin?” he whispers in your ear as you bite down on the pillow. you try to muster a response but his relentless digging into your prostate makes it impossible to formulate a simple thought. you just shake your head and groan as he slaps your ass before pulling his fingers out of you.

it’s viciously solitary, the few moments of being empty after he tortured you so sweetly with nothing but filthy words and three fingers. there’s nothing in this moment but you and him; him, and you, alone in his room, alone in the universe. at least, that’s what it feels like as he enters your hole so slowly you can feel every second pass. but you love it. if you had a choice you would never let this moment end. until he leans down and tells you how soft you feel around his cock. and then, until he thrusts down so perfectly that you swear every moment without him must’ve been some sick punishment for a crime uncommitted.

“i wanna keep you like this, on my dick like you can’t live without it,” he mutters, “you’re so fucking tight, it’s like your hole was sculpted to take my cock.” all this while he has you in a headlock, breath on your ear while he fucks you so hard the bed shakes. it is joy, it is agony, because even as he presses flush against you, so deep the world slows, you wish he was closer.

not much time passes before you’re both sweating messes. all thoughts have left both of you. nothing remains but the primitive need to be totally claimed by him. when he kisses your neck it’s too much, you gasp as you finish on his sheets, clenching around his perfect dick. he doesn’t last long either; he slams his cock inside you and grunts ferally my as he fills you with his seed. the two of you cling to each other, neither wanting to separate as you feel his load dripping down his dick and out of your hole.

eventually, as you gasp for air, he drags his cock out of you agonizingly. “fuck.” that’s all he can muster as he pants. he leaves one more smack on your ass before lying down with you.

“can i give you my number?”

[jichanxo]

subjugate your shame (uncropped under the cut)

i like yasu's face too much here to not post it uncropped....

[shineyfish]

Me: oh I'll do a card pull for funsies, see if there's anything I can get for the new year

The cards: YOU NEED TO TRANSITION. NOW.

Upright 8 Of Cups - Action, change, journey

Reversed High Priestess - Hidden Motive, Ignorance, Confusion

Upright Death - Transformation, Transition, Necessary Change

[thedukeofhastingssexyrobe]

Charlotte and george enjoying married life 

[maiyuyuns]

“ yuzuriha-san, we have matching hats now! ”

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Who else up wanting to be objectified because then at least you’ll be wanted and chased after. You won’t have to chase after others anymore, you can let it all go and trust that you’ll be carried and not dropped. No one?? Okay….

[ehh-is-the-name]

I don't know which criminally online 2000s kid needs to hear this info, but Set It Off re-did Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, and I think everyone needs to know.

[personinthepalace]

Henry Shields in Mischief Movie Night In -> for @incendiaglacies - Happy Birthday!